#and I just want to smoke with them ;u;

[cali]

darkraiiiiii

[blowflyfag]

this is their song guys please see my vision

[pekodayz]

aini molly usiuii hesofart au animal pajamas jamamamama,amamamamm done (sobs happily)AUGHHHHH

[belfryprepz]

Me and my gf got into a bad car accident today

[boxwinebaddie]

whats a food that Jersey will ALWAYS eat

now...i was going to say something Very Uncivilized...

;)

but i am a lady of class and caliber, so here's my dignified answer.

jersey, like all my kyles, deeefinitely has a sweet tooth.

my son likes all kinds of desserts, pastries and confectioneries. however, due to the severity of his ed, he’d sworn off sugar, nearly cutting it out completely...which, you did read that correctly, my friends, i did say Nearly, because ed or not, jersey kyle cannot resist the sweet, sugary siren call of...

Red Candy.

like not just any candy. not blue candy or green candy or yellow candy, he doesn't want to waste empty calories on the gross gaudy green apple flavored candy or like a super sour lemon warhead or god forbid, blue raspberry Anything that tastes like an aneurysm feels.

no, jersey likes the Red flavored candy. red starbursts, red vines ( he literally can't go to the movies bc all the boxes of red vines stress him out too much ), fkn swedish fish, only the red gummy bears, etc.

tbh, idk if it's a brain thing, but i honestly think he just Likes the cherry/strawberry/red flavored candy? it brings him Joy? i luv him.

like, you literally know if jerseykyle has been somewhere if there is a bag of candy with ALL THE RED CANDY GONE but all the other colored pieces in there. he will literally pick around all the other flavors of candy, dig out Just The Red Ones and eat them, smh.

it also has to be like hyper sugary, uber sweet candy, he doesn't really like sour candy at all ( stan loves sour candy btw ) or chocolate even. it works mostly w/ mike&ike, swedish fish, starburst type candy but...

it works the BEST with red skittles.

jersey kyle LOOOOVES red skittles.

like if you open a skittle bag around him, he will feign disinterest and sneer at you prententiously like 'absolutely naught, why the fuck would u ask me, that u fuckin idiot?' but the second you offer him a red skittle...it's so over. his eyes get Wide...he's so cute, ew.

he always tells himself he's not gonna do it, but when he goes to pick up cigarettes @ 7/11, 9/10 times he grabs a bag of skittles, eats all the red ones out of it then tosses the rest of the bag out. it's the only thing he does to treat himself...literally ever:

a pack of cigarettes & a pack of skittles.

or, Four Skittles, really. because there were probably about only four red ones in there. which kyle complains about so much!!! like, stan!!! why the fuck don't they just put RED SKITTLES in the bags??? all the other flavors taste bad, the red ones are clearly superior!!! >:0

so, on their anniversary, ravenstan handed jersey something...

a single bag of skittles.

kyle was like...you got me skittles for our anniversary???

and stan was like...open the package, dummy. ;)

so kyle did...

aND IT WAS FULL OF RED SKITTLES!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAA

AND KYLE WAS SOOO EXCITED LIKE OH MY GOD YOU GOT ME A PACK OF SKITTLES WITH ONLY RED SKITTLES IN IT????!!!!! <33

stan shrugged, all smug like…

Well, You Only Like The Red Ones.

and it was really cute, but kyle was just like i do like the red skittles, but i like you more, and i like sharing a bag of skittles with you more than anything else in the world.

because i think it's sweet that you Also like the red skittles, but you know i Only like them, so you fish them out of the packet, one by one, feed them to me and then eat all the other ones bc u don't like waste.

like the fact that you're willing to eat all the other forgotten flavors and never have a single red skittle ever again...just to keep me happy...that is the greatest give anyone could ever give me.

so thank you, but if it's all the same to you, i'd like to spend the rest of my life to starting bags of skittles and having you finish them. <3

gAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.

anyways...

love is no longer a lie.

thank you for coming to my ted talk.

-uncle nina, branch in my eye

[saccadesoup]

i hate when tumblr suddenly decides that you’re in a fandom and then only ever shows u posts for The Fandom You’re Not In

[milflewis]

and it was in this moment that she realised she had fucked up

[bunnie-bits]

i wanna kis (⁠´⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠.̫⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠`⁠) it's almost midnight ladies u know what that means .. (yearning hours)

[vicsera]

i think a big thing that has always stumped me abt being in friendships is the common conception that like. okay this may be more prevalent in cishet romantic relationships compared to queer romantic relationships but. the common thread that u can’t tell ur partner everything. u can’t trust them to love u if u tell them the bad stuff. u have to have someone other than ur partner who can “handle ur ugly” so to speak

which is so silly to me like? why Shouldn’t i tell my partner everything. i’m in this relationship for the long haul baby park that ass and open ur ears it’s story time about the Tale Of Me. also like i live with my partner. i’m not driving to someone who may or may not give me the time of day depending on how they feel at that moment when i have someone i’d much rather be around? like i kiss this person for a Reason? also circling back to the someone i’d rather be around comment i have noticed (and/or ignored) for years how i’m consistently exhausted after seeing a friend for longer than . an hour. but i want my partner in my skin. i want to share thoughts with this person. i want to mix our blood and fuse our bones and i CANNOT say the same for most if not all other people i know

[bibleofficial]

they didn’t know i was gay but set the pic for the druggie groupchat to a selfie, w me fully limped

[coolspacequips]

Randomly got a note on an old post I made about Moby Dick, and I'm just lmao like... I really still can't BELIEVE that the beginning of the book was a gay "there was only one bed" meetcute that ends in Queequeg literally telling Ismael that they are married, now, after the intimacies and night long smoke seshes that they shared

[froqgy]

dante being a cool badass guy who canonically loves strawberry sundaes and doesnt smoke cigarettes is like so awesome do you understand how awesome this is

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

i dont know much about trigun but i think it would be silly if vash and knives (they are brothers?) or vash and wolfwood (lovers? enemies? idk) were drawn like that barbie and ken mugshot meme. From what you post Mr Vash Stampede just seems like ken. little silly guy

YOU HAVE THE MOST PERFECT TIMING WITH THIS EVER I'm literally in the middle of drawing a picture of knives and vash that looks like this.

theyre brothers your honor

[mordcore]

some friendly advice for friends of smokers: we know about the health risks. we are allowed make our own choices. if a smoker says they want to quit you can help them with it but if they don't, patronizing us won't help, just drive us away. this goes for any addiction btw.

[giverofempathy]

i hate lowkey homophobic people so much i hope they all drop dead ! 🫶🏻

[wandermit]

i love (/s) accounts that just have,, the worst opinions on just abt everything. today i saw someone saying that people who think u shouldn't smoke anywhere u want r sensitive little snowflakes or whatever. like girl what