some homophobic, hyper religious interviewer who somehow got to question Andrew and Nicky during a postgame interview:
are you aware that sodomy is a sin?
Nicky: define sin for me?
Interviewer: an immoral act against God that causes one to stray further from Him and heaven. As collegiate level athletes with a large following, is that how you want your young fans to view you?
Andrew: can you define sodomy?
interviewer: homosexual intercourse.
Nicky: boo, wrong answer. It refers to a non-procreative sexual activity. And that includes oral, by the way.
Andrew, loudly stage whispering to Nicky: tell us you’ve never had a blow job without telling us you’ve never had a blow job.
Nicky, replying in an even louder stage whisper: tell us you don’t know where the clit is without telling us you don’t know where the clit is.
*cue the foxes laughing so hard from the lounge that that mic’s and cameras pick it up*
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the ravens took 150 shots on Andrew during the first match between the two, right? but only made 13? THATS AN 8% SUCCESS RATE. ANDREW IS LITERALLY INSANE
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Allison, Neil, Andrew and Renee as a friend group would be unstoppable
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Andrew’s internal thoughts whenever Neil does something
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Can someone make a fanfic about a record holding Track Athlete from a rival school (I don’t know.) Calling out PSU for being slow and for no reason bringing up Neil Josten literally on a different sports team saying “Yeah he may be the fastest on the court but put him on the track he’ll get smoked.” And medias all over it cause no way you just called out Neil “attitude problem” Josten on TV not expecting him to clap back.
Fast forward reporters ask Neil how he feels about the statement and all he says is, “Give me his best event and two weeks, I’ll see him on the track.” So Neil joins the track team, practices with them for about 2 weeks just to learn track running technique. Qualifies for one of the biggest collegiate track events not even trying. Qualifies for the finals with the slowest time purposefully, then gaps this man on the track beating the Meet record and the Guy talking shit.
The foxes all watching Neil look at the board smirking when he sees his name and record beating time, looks then straight into the camera his face plastered on the board for the whole stadium to see. And all he does is put his pointer finger against his lips and goes shush 🤫.
All to prove a point. So the haters stay quiet.
(I would honestly say the event would be either 200m, 400m or both maybe even through in a 4x1 or 4x4 relay)
Ik Neil has a lot of endurance but I wanna see him really demonstrate his speed surprising even the Fox’s.
Just imagine the Neil in a Clemson Track compression Uniform (PSU), but instead of orange and purple, it’s orange and black/White with Neil wearing orange arm bands with fox paws and a orange Nike head band.
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The way I felt so ridiculously andreil starved after tsc that I rushed to write something
It’s so funny to me
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I'm rereading The Raven King (audiobook version) and at the very beginning Neil says how he won't be around long enough to figure out the Andrew/Aaron/Nicky family fanatic and oh sweet child. Not only are you around long enough to figure it out, you're also around long enough to forcibly fix it and then end up marrying into it 🥲
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Neil is the character of all time im telling you
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