#android bae

[mayoiayasep]

we got paralive 5th anni stream in about a week im placing my bets and manifestations for a cover album. i already have ideas avex hire me rn

[iflybae]

231214 jakeyjbae instagram story

[mini-ism]

#— MODULATE.

⭑ pairings: billy kid x afab!gn!reader [MDNI]

⭑ words: 1,722

⭑ synopsis: billy can’t help but beg you to try out his fancy new arousal module.

⭑ warnings: loss of virginity/first time, grinding/dry humping, p in v, slight praise kink, unprotected intercourse, overstimulation (billy), afab reader (gender neutral, no pronouns/feminine terms) 18+ MINORS DO NOT INTERACT.

⭑ notes: crossposted to AO3, lighter is still bae

“and where did you find this?��� you quirked an eyebrow, your curious gaze holding billy’s. you couldn’t help but wonder what motivated the android to obtain… whatever that was.

he excitedly squealed. “it’s only a top of the line module, and you wouldn’t ever believe me if i told you the truth — that i found it a hollow! perfectly intact, too!” billy’s tinny voice drawled on, “these are totally rare, only few can get their hands on ‘em! so, please, you gotta let me try it out! come on, just once! it’ll be fun!”

you sighed affectionately, letting billy interpret your lack of a rebuttal as a meager ‘sure, why not?’

as billy slipped off his signature red jacket, he guided you to the module slot carefully disguised on his back. it rested right below the metallic shoulder, where the scapula would be on a human. “press it, it’ll open easy. though it might jump out at ya.”

he had warned you, but as you pressed it, it immediately sprung open, perhaps somewhat violently. you took note of a few occupied slots, the standard emotional module, with a few other cartridge-looking modules taking up some of the slots. you slid in the next one, silently hoping you did it right, the action reminiscent of putting in a SIM card.

“did you get it?” you closed the metal plate, positioning it along his back normally. “yeah, i think so.” he replied in an inquisitive tone.

billy straightened his back, his yellow optical sensors providing an expression his face plate couldn’t. his eyes widened, then he blinked, a confused look donning his expressive feature, “huh, i don’t feel anything yet. but it is definitely in!”

you nodded. “surely you're not mistaken? you said that was an arousal module?”

he affirmed it was, taking note of your puzzled face. were you always that cute? you were, but it feels a bit different now with that cartridge-thing in his back.

“it takes specific actions and things to get someone arou—”

“i know that!” billy rudely interrupted, maybe a bit flustered, “you don’t gotta explain all that to me! just don’t know how it feels is all.”

you could hear him trail off embarrassingly, his eyes downturned, avoiding your gaze. you really are a cutie, he just can’t handle your scrutiny is all!

it was awkward for a few moments before you cut through the tense atmosphere with your… delicate and charming… kind voice…

“so, uh, do you still want to try it out?” your eyes landed on the unworn red jacket, previously in your peripheral.

“…yeah, i do.” his robotic, boyish voice was quieter than usual, but sincerity lied in his words.

you might drive him mad already, though that emotion was terribly unfamiliar. especially with how much closer you kept getting. even through the cold, hard metal of his body, he could feel the warmth radiating from your skin. the sensation was akin to a short-circuit.

“ah… you’re warm.” he chuckled, wrapping an arm around your waist. your hands moved to circle around his neck, planting a soft kiss to it. he let out an unrestrained noise, the foreign feeling getting him worked up. he could feel his body growing strangely hotter, too.

your barrage of touches and kisses eventually pushed him back onto your bed, even the soft sheets sent a thrill through him. it was overwhelming, in a way, all these typical things heightened every other sense of his, like an erotic yet sadistic cycle of pleasurable torment. it was as if billy’s body were not even his own to control anymore, seriously, why is he whining like this?

“oh, i—” his voice was strangled and squeaky, letting out all sorts of overstimulated noises, all of the familiar parts of life suddenly a different type of exciting, “you’re so… ugh—”

what the fuck was that?

his hips, they just bucked up, why did they do that? why did that friction feel the way it did as you straddled him closer? it felt good, all that warmth, especially between your legs… how lewd.

“that’s it, billy.” your voice, it was enchanting, lulling him into an erotic trance. a gentle guide towards a pleasure only many androids and robots could ever wish to experience. he made another weak, squeaky noise in response, his flexible hands moving to cup your ass. as you littered his neck and face with more kisses, your hands roamed over the smooth, rigid metal of his body. you could feel the heat radiating from the core of his chest.

“feels nice. really nice, ah,” billy’s hips involuntarily jolted upward. sure, billy structure was made to replicate a human’s body, but even that part of him worked? jarring, to him at least. it was terribly sensitive too, more so than any other part of his carefully made body. his hands rode up your sides, hiking up your shirt selfishly. his hands came up to squeeze your breasts a few times, savoring the feeling of the soft, heated flesh in his mechanical palms. with a mindless yank, your shirt came off, your skin prickling as it made contact with the chilled air. your nipples were no exception, hardening into pert buds within seconds. billy pinched them a few times, taking the sight in perversely. he let out a sudden gasp.

“just like that, oh, f-fuck…” billy’s voice faltered as you rocked your body his along his clothed erection. seems this module did more than one thing. your hands snaked back around his neck, your grinding growing more desperate with every movement, billy’s grip on your ass tightening. you leaned in close, the friction against your needy clit a wonderful relief, but so painfully temporary. just a little more and you could…

“billy, i wanna take you.” you abruptly stopped, breathing hotly against his cold neck, your cheek pressed against it. he silently lifted your hips and ass up, quickly working the belt undone and unzipping his pants. something sprang out, but it wasn’t painful or cold at all. it was just as unfamiliar to him as it was you.

“so do you just…?” he asked sheepishly.

“yeah,” you murmured back, letting one arm pull down your pants, shimmying them off with a bit if concentrated effort. your panties were through one leg as your stayed straddled on billy, his larger frame leaned against the wall your bed was positioned on. you gave billy a shy, heated look, your breathing labored as you went in for another kiss on his cheek, your arms meeting again behind his neck.

that crazy overwhelming feeling has only worsened, even as he desperately tried to shrug it off. he could feel his cock vigorously twitch with each latent thought running through him. he placed his hands gently onto your hips, guiding your entrance towards his tip, his eyes narrowing as he cast a side-long glance of reassurance to you. his maneuvering was gentle and soft, taking one hand to line himself up with you. billy’s tone was akin to his delicate handling of your body, “go on, when you’re ready, ‘kay?”

you whispered a small “okay,” sinking yourself down onto him. you whined, billy’s two-handed grip firm, yet tender and assuring. “you got it.”

the stretch was no longer excruciating, dissolving into a delicious mixture of ecstasy and masochistic agony. as you sullied yourself down further onto him, you held him tighter, closer, with another needy mewl. this was just as intense for him. the feeling of being entirely enveloped by heat was exhilarating, yet it threatened to consume him whole if he wasn't careful. billy groaned, keeping himself in check for as long as he could. you reached the hilt of his cock, his shaft buried in you deep, the potent sensation intoxicating.

“there we go.” he patted your side, gingerly pulling you upwards, only the needy head of his cock remaining. you whimpered at the loss of him, billy promptly shushing you as he lowered you down again. your eyes screwed shut with a loud moan, feeling his cock split you open again, the action dizzying and feverish. promptly, he pulled you upwards again, your body finally willing to cooperate with his, before letting you down again. with each movement up and down, the thrust into you grew more ardent and urgent. billy’s timid demeanor waned into a heady need for pleasure, your cunt finally accepting his size with minimal give.

“oh, god, you’re tight!” billy threw his head back slightly with a grunt, he dare not shut his eyes for too long. the sight of you finally bounding on him was something to be admired. the way your body grew more desperate with each fuck into you, your shallow and loud breathing, he needed to see all of it. your hips had a mind of their own, taking him with vigor as you took him. with each loud gasp followed a “billy!” or a particularly needy “ah!” no part of him wanted to ever let go of your body.

his thinking and processing became particularly slow, succumbing to primal need, letting you fuck yourself silly on him. billy loved the way you pulled him even closer, the way you would moan on his dick, it was getting to be… a bit much…

he struggled to keep his eyes open, squinted with deep pleasure as he watched you frantically bounce up and down, his hands still resting on your waist. “billy! i’m gonna— oh, fuck!”

that didn’t quite register, in more ways than one. even with a lack of understanding, he found himself reciprocating the intensity, thrusting up into you with a rough and fast tempo. “yeah, do it f’me, just like that.”

your grip around him tightened, legs shaking in overused agony, muscles trembling with need as release washed over you. billy was quick to follow. the burning need came to a head, your hips weakly stuttering on him. his senses were definitely overloaded, the perceived feeling like having his CPU absolutely fried, even so, he could manage decently well. maybe his parts weren’t all cooked up. yeah, definitely a different feeling. a good one, too.

“fuck, billy…” you whined, pussy gushing the last remnants of your orgasm around him, billy’s large arms coming to wrap entirely around your waist again.

“didn’t you just do that?”

[chris-prank]

I need the reaction of the baes (Vincent, Esteban and Atlas) to reader thirsting loudly for strangers online. Like full on down bad simping.

I love these kinds of ask about multiple of my ocs. This way they are all compiled in one post 😆 so thank you mellsfern! 

Now jealousy timeeeee

CW: Possessive behavior, manipulative behavior and mention/use of a syringe (in Vincent’s part) 

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Vincent has been monitoring your online activities for a while now. It was his favorite thing to do after a long day of working on new inventions for Fatalité, being able to sit comfortably in front of his computer and check what you were up to.  But lately… you’ve been checking one person’s account a bit too much on Slowgram. You liked their post the second they were up, why couldn’t you be dedicated like that with him instead!? What made his blood boil the most, was the private conversation you were having with your friend about this influencer. Paragraph after Paragraph were filled with praises, words of adoration and lewd comments on what you wanted to do to them. At first he thought it was just a passing infatuation, but he couldn't keep watching you lust over someone else, it made him see red. Dr. Seraph didn’t even have to hack into that influencer's computer to find their address, this idiot had it plastered all over their socials. At this point, they were just asking for it! At the dead of night, he easily entered their house. Hovering over the sleeping form, his face showed a scarily cold expression.  

“I was lacking a test subject for my latest invention.” With precision, he plunged a syringe in the person's neck, “I wonder if they'll still think you're attractive after I’m done with you.” 

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Esteban snatched the phone from your grasp. One minute you were alone in the living room, liking every post of a guy online and the next you were empty handed. Unbeknownst to you, he was actually stalking your account before all this and happened to see your liked posts. 

“What’s your deal?!” You jumped out of the couch, trying to take your property back. 

“What’s my deal? What about yours Mmm?!” He pouted, raising the phone out of your reach, “You have a guy with the literal body of a Greek god at your disposition and you're gawking at this?” 

He shook one picture in your face before retrieving it quickly. “Can you even tell that he is photoshopped? I don't need that cheap trick to look appealing.”

He couldn’t let you thirst over this loser and act like nothing was wrong. You shouldn’t need to feel the urge to simp over anyone else! All you need is him, him! That’s why he didn’t have a choice, Esteban had to have your device altered so you could never see that person's face again on any app. Without saying a word he headed towards the front door. 

“Hey! Give me my phone back!” 

“Don’t worry, I’m buying you a better one with some needed modifications.”

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Atlas stared at the picture that you were showing to him on your phone. He already knew your feelings towards this influencer. Having connected to your social media without your consent, he had seen that you were commenting on this person's post a bit too often for his liking. Still, he acted oblivious when you started ranting about them. 

“Aren’t they just so perfect!? Like they are so fine I caaaaan't!” You groaned and contracted your other hand as if you were a predator closing in on its prey. 

He really couldn’t understand what you liked about them that he didn’t have. He could at least console himself with the fact that this person unobtainable, that they would never be a part of your life, unlike him. But still, he hated knowing that you had eyes for someone else to this extent. 

Atlas leaned down, looking at you through his long and pale lashes. “I can be anything you want me to be, you know. I can change my hair color to match theirs or even my personality if that’s what you want.” Then, the android slowly lowered your phone down by gently taking hold of your wrist, “So no need to think about them any longer.” 

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I love showing Vincent’s murderous and sadistic side, especially when it’s related to his darling. Also possessive Atlas is just a cutie pattotie.

[1-800-c3dr1c]

omg it's me again carly-bae. coming to save you from nina's torment fr can i request a fluffy drabble of 9S being called out for staring longingly at the reader please 🤭

CAUGHT. 9S x gender-neutral reader. very short, so i am so sorry jinx.. ily <3

requests are: open! please look at the pinned post for characters i will write for. <3 let me know if you’d like to be in my tag list for whenever i post anything related to 9S under this post as well, or in my inbox!

HIII JINX!! I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS <3

9S followed you with his gaze wherever you went, unable to look away. if his blindfold wasn’t on, you would most certainly be able to tell that he had such a longing look in his eyes. he himself barely even realized this, disregarding it as something unimportant.

after all, the only important thing here was you. you were amazing. always striking up conversation with him, not afraid to be nice. that’s what he found so intriguing about you. at least that’s what he had thought it was. intrigue.

however, he was snapped out of his own thoughts when he caught you smiling at him softly, a little twinkle in your eyes. “is there a reason you’ve been staring at me for the past few minutes, 9S?”

he froze. how utterly embarrassing.. he’d been caught by you. but he didn’t mind, especially because it was you.

that should’ve been the first sign of his feelings for you, but he barely recognized it, trying to come up with an excuse.

“i- it was nothing!” he sputtered out, looking away from you quickly. “..nothing at all.” but if you looked any closer, you’d notice a small smile making its way onto the android’s face.

[judasizm1]

Ukrayna

Ukrayna'nın başındaki kukla Zelenski'yi başta Amerika ve İngiltere getirdi; "Turuncu Devrim"leri devam ettirip önce Rusyayı sonrasında en büyük hedefleri olan Çin'e kadar ulaşıp zayıflatmaktı (Myanmar'daki din savaşları Çin'i tedirgin etti ve anladılar asıl planı, artı Tayvan meselesi var.2008 yılındaki ekonomik buhranda Çin çok rahatlıkla ABD'yi harcardı ama yapamadılar çünkü ihracatlarının %60'ına yakınını ABD'ye yapıyorlardı üstelik bütün ABD markalarını da üretiyorlardı. Sonra akıllandılar 2016 yılında. Kendi markalarını dünya devi yaptılar; örneğin Huawei. Google android ve ABD ambargosu ticaret savaşı başladı. Şimdi Çin daha avantajlı, konumunu kaybetmedi. Tayvan'a gelince; dünya elektronik komponentinin %80'i bu ülkede üretiliyor, Çin bu yüzden sahiplenmek istiyor, ABD ise bu yüzden "ben bu ülkenin abisiyim" demeye çalışıyor ama ABD kaybeder. Çünkü aynı kalitede üretim yapan Çin şirketleri mantar gibi çoğalıyorlar ve piyasanın altını üstüne getirdiler. Yasalarla batı kendisini korumaya çalışsa da kendileri de (örneğin otomotiv) Çin ile ticaret yapıyorlar.)... Bakar mısınız biz her gün ülkemizdeki siayasilerle uyanıp, onlarla yatıyoruz! Bizi neyle yorduklarını anlayabiliyor musunuz? Ve bunu bilinçli yapıyorlar, dünyada ne oluyor ne bitiyor görmeyelim diye. Bir örnek vereyim; beğenmediğimiz BAE'ne ait bir uydu iki yıldır Mars etrafında araştırma yapıyor ve uzay ajanslarının başında da bir kadın var! Bize arap milliyetçiliği pazarlayanlar nerede? BAE Uzay Ajansı'nın başında bir kadın var diyorum, anladınız mı?

...

Ama Ruslar uyanmadı!.. Rusların eski dostlarını ABD ve İngiltere teker teker NATO veya AB üyesi yaptılar. Eski SSCP üyesi bu ülkeler önce özgür olduklarını düşündüler, sonra ekonomik istila daha da sonra ABD-NATO üsleri topraklarına girdi ve vahşi kapitalizmin kölesi olmaya başladıklarında anladılar gerçeği. Bir kez kaybettiler, çünkü siyasileri satılıktı; o yüzden milliyetçiliğin avrupada yaygınlaşmasının, iktidarlara ortak olmalarının nedenlerinden biri de budur.

Ukrayna savaşı ile Rusya çok çok zayıfladı. Ruslar açısından Suriye batıya atılmış bir gol idi ama çokta başarılı olamadılar. Hala Suriyedeler, unnutmayalım.. Ama enflasyonun ve siyasilerin bizi ezdiği kadar Ruslar ezilmediler. Bir bakın Rusya'nın enfilasyonu ne kadar? Bizden az mı çok mu? :)

Hiçbir ülke çıkarları olmadığı sürece kimseye dost değildir. Örnek Azerbaycan. Kendi doğal gazının değerinin düşeceği için Akdeniz'deki doğal gaz zenginliklerinin ilişkilerini baltalamak için ve karşımızdaki malum ülklerle çekişmemiz sürsün, o doğal gaz çıkmasın diye KKTC'yi tanımıyor. Onlara Ermenistan konusunda çok fazla yardımcı olduk. Azerbaycan'da da bir dikdatör var, doğal olarak ülkesini değil kendi çıkarlarını koruyor, işte bu yüzden çıkarlarımız kesişmediği sürece bu ülke ile kardeş değiliz. Bizim de "önüne gelene dostum" demeyen, devlet kültürü almış akıllı bir insan tarafından yönetildiğimiz gün bu ilişkiler rayına oturur.

Konuşulacak çok konu olsa da tabloyu görmek için biraz uzaktan bakmaya çalışmak lazım, o yüzden bir süre müsade bana... 👋

[suiana]

does ur game work on android my freakalicious sigma alpha 🤤

yes bae... u can play on android 👅

[rpking99]

Girlfriend Experiance RP's

RP's on this list are ones where your muse and the one you are interacting with have a relationship before the Rp beginins. Where you are dating and get to have some fun.

How each RP will be presented will be as followed: Name of RP (Franchise, Character)

COMICS

The Hunted (Marvel, She-Venom)

Not So Invisible Love (Marvel, Sue Storm)

Van Dyne Original (Marvel, Wasp)

From The Ashes (Marvel, Jean Grey/Phoenix)

Say My Name (Marvel, Madelyn Pryor/Goblin Queen)

Workout Hangout (Marvel, Wolverine/Laura Kinney)

Best She Is At What She Does (Marvel, Wolverine/Laura Kinney)

Batwoman Is Your BatBabe (DC, Batwoman/Kate Kane)

The One And Only Birds of Prey (DC, Batgirl & Huntress & Black Canary)

Blackfire's Bae (DC, Blackfire)

Amazonian Submission (DC, Donna Troy)

Impatient Sisters (DC, Hawk/Holly Granger & Dove/Dawn Granger)

In Brightest Day, In Needy Night (DC, Green Lanter/Jessica Cruz)

Not So Killer Frost (DC, Killer Frost)

Late Night At The Daily Planet (DC, Lois Lane)

ANIME

Lend A Hand, Please (Monster Musume, Zombina)

18+ Pampering (Dragon Ball Z, Android 18)

Ranamon's Number 1 Fan (Digimon, Rana/Ranamon)

Riding Romance Acceleration (Yu-Gi-Oh 5Ds, Aki Izayoi)

Get Away With Thorn Princess (SpyXFamily, Yor)

Alone At Night (SpyXFamily, Yor)

Forger Forever (SpyXFamily, Anya Forger (Aged Up))

Race Queen Union (SSSS//Gridman, Rikka Takarada)

Instance Domination (SSSS//Dynazenon, Mujina)

Alone At Last With Scanty (Panty And Stocking With Garterbelt, Scanty Demon)

Gift From A Sinful Angel (Panty And Stocking With Garterbelt, Stocking Anarchy)

Preassure & Relations (Kill La Kill, Ryuko Matoi)

Kiryuin Submits (Kill La Kill, Satsuki Kiriyuin)

Sister Vs Sister (Kill La Kill, Ryuko Matoi & Satsuki Kiriyuin)

CARTOONS

Cosplay Cowabunga (TMNT, April O'Neil)

After The Show (Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Jessica Rabbit)

Wanna Ride? (Transformers Prime, Arcee)

New High Score (Kim Possible, Shego)

Help Zip Me Up? (Kim Possible, Shego)

Date With Daphne (Scooby Doo, Daphne)

Break From Mysteries (Scooby Doo, Velma Dinkly)

They Cast A Spell On You (Scooby Doo, Hex Girls)

Bratty WolfGirl GF (Helluva Boss, Loona)

Queen Bee's Frustration (Helluva Boss, Beelzubub)

Third At The Wedding (Hazbin Hotel, Charlie & Vaggie)

WhiteRose Swap Chaos (RWBY, Weiss Schnee & Ruby Rose)

Mother Forgiven? (RWBY, Yang Xiao-Long & Raven Barwen)

All In: Betting It All, Loosing It All (RWBY, Team RWBY (Ruby Rose & Weiss Schnee & Blake Belladonna & Yang Xiao-Long))

GAMES

Distracting Samus (Metroid, Samus Aran)

Womb Raider (Tomb Raider, Lara Croft)

Star's Party (Lolipop Chainsaw, Juliet Starling)

Failed Salvation (Kingdom Hearts, Aqua)

Edenian Consort (Mortal Kombat, Kitanna)

New First Wedding (NiER, Unit 2B)

Quarian Love (Mass Effect, Tali)

Strain of Combat (Street Fighter, Chun-Li)

The Deadly Juri (Street Fighter, Juri Han)

Princess Pride's Partner (Megaman Battle Network, Princess Pride)

Jack-In, Adult Upgrades (Megaman Battle Network, Roll)

First Get Away (Persona 3, Yukari Takaba)

High-Cut Try Out (Persona 4, Chie Satonaka)

Amagi Challenge Victorious (Persona 4, Yukiko Amagi)

Detective Prince's Problems (Persona 4, Naoto Shirogane)

Distract The Gamer (Persona 5, Oracle/Futaba Sakurai)

Oracles Gift (Persona 5, Oracle/Futaba Sakurai & Shadow Futaba)

Ms Okumara Getting Heated (Persona 5, Noir/Haru Okumara)

TOKU

Secret Revealed (Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Pink Ranger/Kimberly Hart)

Night With The Tiger (Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Yellow Ranger/Trini)

Sins Of The Slayer (Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Ranger Slayer/Kimberly Hart)

Ranger Girlfriends (Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Pink Ranger/Kimberly & Yellow Ranger/Trini)

Visiting Violet Marine Maintinence (Zyuden Sentai Kyoryuger, KyoryuViolet/Yayoi Ulshade)

The Exhausted Soverign (Ohsama Sentai KingOhger, Papillon Ohger/Rita Kaniska)

The Beautiful Flower Never Wilters (Ohsama Sentai KingOhger, Kamakiri Ohger/Hymeno Ran)

AIMS For the Right Spot (Kamen Rider 01, Kamen Rider Valkyrie/Yua Yaiba)

Star Of The Star Of The Stars Of Her Eyes (Kamen Rider Geats, Kamen Rider Geats/Magical Girl Geats/Ace Ukiyo)

Perks Of A Superheroine Girlfriend (Kamen Rider Geats, Kamen Rider Na-Go/Neon Kurashima)

MISC

Marriage To The Dark Elf Queen (Kuro Inu, Olga Discorida)

Wedding Of The Dark Knight (Taimanin, Hell Knight Ingrid)

CROSSOVER

Two Deadliest Women Together (SpyXFamily, Yor Forger + Street Fighter, Chun-Li)

[simiansmoke]

[what is your muse's pokemon stats?]

DK://

Typing: Normal / Fighting || Ability: Protean (to sync w/ fire moves even though he's not a fire type) || Nature: Brave (+attack, - speed...damn you cat, Mario.)

[Moves:]

[Earthquake] (aka ground pound, kong style.) [Rollout] (kong ball!) [Fire Punch or Fire Fang] (cuz fire dk is bae - just look at him.) [Sing] (taylor swift gonna putcha to sleep-)

Dread://

Typing: Dark / Fighting || Ability: As Dread- Pressure (you'll feel the weight of the pressure he puts on his troops), As mega evolved 'Twelve' - Cursed Body (his android body is strange...you won't know how it affects you til you hit it.) || Nature: Adamant (+attack, - special attack.) || Mega evolution (optional): Twelve

[Moves:]

[Sucker Punch] (get clocked in the jaw, gay bowser) [Detect] (he was an army instructor and he knows what ur up to, kid) [Submission] (say uncle) [Grudge] (you may have beaten him for now, but did you really-)

tagging: @koopzilla , @wcndcrcr , @pvachypessa , @geniusdonkey , @timid-plumber , @wolfpackmuses , @k-ruelty , @ghostbustingreen , @ghostlygoodtimes , @gonnachasethestars , @anyone who wants to / is enough of a pokemon nerd to do so-

[0carkki0]

Demonic University’s head and employees

Theme: Freak Flag by ICE NINE KILLS

Parody Song: Sexual Madness by E-Rotic

Owner of the school: 

Name: Molly Bae

Profession: Mesmer

Theme songs: Deck the Halls and Diva by Tarja

Singing Voice: Tarja Turunen

Parody song: Molly Dolly (Loves a Lolly) by E-Rotic (she loves Candy Canes)

Molly’s Assistant: 

Name: Android Maxx

Profession: Revenant 

Theme Songs: Cemetery Waltz by Two Steps From Hell and Farewell II Flesh by ICE NINE KILLS

Singing Voice: Spencer Charnas 

Parody Song: Big Max by E-Rotic (he’s built by Molly and his thing is switchable) 

Principal:

Name: Vividatt

Profession: Necromancer

Theme Song: Close Beyond by Solution .45

Singing Voice: Christian Älvestam

Parody Song: Veejay the DJ by E-Rotic (used to make his own music in the past that weren’t that popular, till Kexitonn fixed them a bit)

Vividatt’s secretary: 

Name: Kexitonn 

Profession: Engineer 

Theme Song: My Therapy by Kamelot

Singing Voice: Tommy Karevik

Parody Song: Ralph, Don’t Make Love by Yourself by E-Rotic (is called Ralff by his grandfather who keeps mistaking him for his dead brother)

Warrior Teacher: 

Name: Kallmea

Profession: Warrior 

Theme Song: First Day in Hell by Arch Enemy

Singing Voice: Alissa White-Gluz 

Parody Song: It’s Fantastic - I’m Not Made of Plastic by E-Rotic (has caused few injuries on others and herself) 

Guardian Teacher: 

Name: Fredrikk 

Profession: Guardian 

Theme Song: Presence of Mind by Dynazty 

Singing Voice: Nils Molin 

Parody Song: Fred Come to Bed by E-Rotic (is unnaturally calm and gladly helps people)

Revenant Teacher: 

Name: Frizziek 

Profession: Revenant 

Theme Song: Gg6 by Amaranthe 

Singing Voice: Andreas Solveström/Henrik Englund Wilhelmsson (and whoever gets in their place, they seem to have trouble of keeping male singers in the band...) 

Parody Song: Fritz Love My Tits by E-Rotic (for an asura likes a bit too much of boobs -men’s and women’s)

Ranger Teacher: 

Name: Nixnazz

Profession: Ranger

Theme Song: Hit Me by Cyhra 

Singing Voice: Joacim “Jake E” Lundberg

Parody Song: Oh Nick Please Not So Quick by E-Rotic (has ADHD)

Thief Teacher: 

Name: Nittiya 

Profession: Thief 

Theme Song: Do or Die by Amaranthe 

Singing Voice: Elize Ryd, Angela Gossow 

Parody Song: Video Starlet by E-Rotic (for a thief gets caught in a camera a bit too often) 

Engineer teacher: 

Name: Doctor Dikpibop

Profession: Engineer 

Theme Song: Dreaming of Death by Eumeria 

Singing Voice: Jonny Tatum 

Parody Song: Help Me Dr. Dick by E-Rotic (his honorific has nothing to do with medical care unless elixirs count as such) 

Necromancer teacher: 

Name: Tahaia

Profession: Necromancer

Theme Song: Monster by Stitched Up Heart

Singing Voice: Alecia “Mixi” Demner 

Parody Song: Murder Me by E-Rotic (gets in trouble with the Inquest quite often, since they tend to misjudge her blank stare) 

Elementalist teacher: 

Name: Pepewa

Profession: Elementalist

Theme Song: Muse of Unknown Forces by Illumishade 

Singing Voice: Fabienne Erni

Parody Song: Head Over Heels by E-Rotic (Denies of being interested in adult fun time at all, but with a correct little physical stimulation makes a complete 180 turn)

Mesmer teacher: 

Name: Billyuz

Profession: Mesmer

Theme Song: It’s Alright by East 17 

Singing Voice: Brian Harvey

Parody Song: Willy Use a Billy... Boy by E-Rotic (loves adult fine time) 

[cocotome]

Since the beta isn't available to everyone (only android users it seems) I'll upload the beginning of the game later tonight for you iOS users!

However, if you have a pc, you can always download bluestacks to access the Google Play Store and get the game that way!

[sinfully-divine-a]

suggestions for muse:

Lazuli (Android 18), Bluma, Chichi, Maron (mermaid from DB), Android 21, Janet (Dragon ball super hero)

Wow. So many people want #18, huh. Alright.

Bulma was actually a planned thing for me on my main, so I miiiight have her here too.

Android 21... BAE. YES.

I haven't seen Super Hero so probably not.

[lovely13me]

New bot! Obscure character from an otome game I played nearly a decade ago!!

¡N3W B0T! ➡ ~《Minuet》~

I cannot even begin to explain how one damn game started me down a path that has lead me to being the based cringe asshole I am today.

Sadly the game was taken off the android store years ago and all I found recently were

Amino pages that gave a brief wiki like idea of the game along with some very blurry screenshots.

BUT IT WAS ENOUGH TO REIGNITE MY PASSION

Minuet is angry cat boy first of first loves muah <3

The other character to date is this blonde dick head that I immediately didn't like and proceeded to not like even more as the game progressed

Sadly the MC having a crush on him was part of the plot.

Just an arrogant rich blond hunter douche bag that just kills and or mails magical beings cause like family business or whatever???

And like he almost gets the MC killed (but she was using a glamor so he didn't know it was her) and like later on is like "shit my bad Bae, I'm totally crushing on you though <3" brother eewww

FUCK Paris Templar, all my homies HATE Paris Templar!

[mioons]

haii !! What app do you use for the messages?

haiii bae i usually text myself thru the message app on IOS but if you’re on android you can download the app MeMi Message !!

for messaging yourself, u need to create a contact using YOUR own number and start texting it. so example u text it and type “hey” it will send a “hey” back on its end so it looks like a convo. from there just delete the message you want to make it look like a real convo! hope this helps bb

[021894s]

tysm for the advice bae. what you said was extremely helpful but the only thing is that I don't have an iphone😭 i use an android, so I don't have imessages😭 but like twinotes and insta I can use

also, rize AND txt?! really living the dream life girl🫶 ily byee

- 🎀anon

ofc love!!! since you don’t have iphone then maybe i’d recommend chat tales! the only downside is you have to pay to “send” images :(

[whumpers-monthly]

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Issue no 41:

Trapped

This month I'd like to see some trapped whumpees. They can be stuck in actual traps, trapped by a fallen tree, rock,... Maybe they are trapped by someone, you decide.

Tag your posts with #whumpers-monthly and #issue no 41 If you make a gifset for the prompt, please also add the tag #whumpedit  

If you already made a post that fits this prompt, reblog that post and tag @whumpers-monthly

Please add the name of the whumpee and the movie or show your content is from.