#anjie look it’s us

[iammissingautumn]

[doubleedgemode]

It's about time I drop my class ideas for the g.o. AU:

Note. I don't think the class names end in S if you're saying it on a plural way but, whatever:

Iops: Sol, Baiken, Leo, Zako B, Kliff, Slayer and Nagoriyuki (the latter two are iops in a much more vampiric way than usual)

Sadidas: Jam (being surrounded by plants does absolutely NOT help with a flammable restaurant)

Ecaflips: Johnny, Chipp, Zako C

Cras: Bridget

Xelors: Axl, I-No, Bedman and Delilah

Fecas: Potemkin, Answer and Anji

Sacrieurs: A.B.A, Raven

Eniripsas: Faust, Fanny and Leap

Ouginaks: Izuna

Huppermages: Ky, Judgment.. Zappa too perhaps?

Osamodas: May, Giovanna and Testament

EliAtropes: Ramlethal, Happy Chaos

Eliatrope Dragon: Elphelt

A very special eliatrope/dragon: Aria/Justice/Valentine (yes they're the same person in this au. Actually, it's not set in stone but at least Justice would be a super cool dragon for sure)

EliOtropes: Dizzy, Sin

Maskeraider but, not like the canon ones, I think: Jack-O

Minor almost godly spirits which are basically personifications of the Paladir/Necrome thing: Undine and Necro, respectively (come on even his name fits)

Regular unaffiliated humans: Goldlewis, Vernon, Daryl (I might make him a hupper..? but maybe he'd then be too similar to Ky) Crow

Steamer: Haehyun and Zappa (that or a hupper or unaffiliated..)

Steamer adjacent robot or something: Robo-Ky and RK MK II

Sacrimages *: Asuka

Srams: Millia and Venom

Roublards: Zato and Zako A

Shushus: Eddie, Lucifero, Roger, S-KO, Angra, the bad guy that got ahold of Judgment and Paracelsus

Elemental/or some sort of regular dragon: Dr Paradigm (I GUESS)

As for Leopaldon.. I don't know. Maybe the human is an osa, the dog is a mulou and the gear is a shushu but.. Dunno. Leopaldon is Leopaldon lmao

Idk for Ariels either.. Maybe a hupper?? Probably I'll go the boring routes or make her (spoiler) canon in this au, as the gg one, or just a high level shushu

Goldlewis' coffin friend: A very minor god who's almost in the verge of disappearing due to people not believing in them. Their only believer? Goldlewis, but he believes they're an unexplained monster (monster as in the kros.moz definition where they just commonly exist) so, they're there but not that powerful..

Janvis or whatever the jellyfish cat is called: Chacha :)

*ofc hybrid classes are a topic of contention but, they are Technically canon yet very rare. Asuka is straight up a Hupper, and probably was one before, but his perspective about pain and his eye thing that remind me of larmes de sang (sacrieur technique) gave me the vibes so he became both. Sacrimages is a made-up word, but with Nitura calling hybrid classes a combination of their names (ex: osadida) I thought Sacrimage would fit the bill.

[lamp2003]

btw it shows your twitter @ when it says perfume genius replying to u

:3 lmfao technically not even my @ anymore whatever

[lokh]

anji mito flirting with men compilation

exactly what it says on the tin. a compilation of anji mito bisexual moments in chronological order

1. ggx2

this is his win quote against chipp. yes im counting this

2. dust strikers

this is in response to johnny saying something about how its impressive that bridget would want to fight a bunch of powerful guys or something like that. johnny responds with "what?" and anji quickly elaborates that hes interested in guys POWER but im still putting this here also

note: previous two entries are canonically dubious. so thank god he has some bisexual moments in strive too

3. strive

this one keeps getting looked over for some reason but he has THIS conversation with nagoriyuki if you beat him with 1 heart in extreme mode stage 8

transcript:

nago: you've thrown me for a loop. what a dance. anji: liked it, did you? nago: haha, perhaps. come visit me again. anji: ...wait. i didn't even get to talk to him.

and most recently. his intro interaction with asuka

transcript:

anji: hey there, handsome. asuka: another ambush? really?

anji also has a win quote against him where he goes "you need more training. have you been eating right?" but ive always interpreted that as more mocking lmao but ymmv lmao, he has a few other unique intro interactions with asuka that could be interpreted as flirting ("look at us, dancing like this!")

feel free to add on (PLEASE add on if i missed something)!

[tayparfait]

ive noticed a severe lack of guilty gear paint 3d renders………. so i will fill that niche myself

[image id: a chibi-styled fullbody drawing of anji mito as he appears in the fighting game guilty gear strive, made in paint 3d. he stands relatively neutral, looking forward with a smile, and holding a closed fan in each hand. the colors are warm and somewhat vibrant, with a soft shading effect by the use of paint 3d. end id.]

[mocolococoffeesimp]

Can i request anji and sol having a s/o that is very short but has a gigantic sword as their weapon?

-Anji is somewhat impressed and confused. Impressed on you being able to control the weapon without no issue. But, confused how you do it. He does have his large fans, but they're light to use. But, your sword is the size of you.

-Anji would attempt to lift your sword. He barely was able to lift it off the ground, which it even more impressive you wield it effortlessly. You lifted it without breaking a sweat, which Anji made Anji look at you impressed.

-Anji realized, that he could get your help with his business. So, he got you to bend wood, for the umbrellas, carry heavier glass and wood around, not to mention whenever something needed lifted he always goes to you.

-Similar to Anji, Sol would be both impressed and confused to how you were handling the large sword with ease. Sol decided not to mention it, but he did praise you for being able handle it.

-One time Sol left his sword unattended, which made you get a idea. You picked up his sword in your other hand, dual wielding two large swords now. You felt like an badass, as you did some practice swings and poses with the swords. Sol found you messing around with his sword. He wanted to say something, but he found it adorable. So, he let you play with it for a little while longer.

-Sol quite easily carried your sword. But, he did recognize it was pretty heavy. You being so small, made it all the more impressive that you used it without a problem. He started to workout with you, just to see what kinds of weights you were using to handle the sword.

[dragon-install-activate]

Dizzy: A.B.A did you or did you not open a bag of carbon monoxide in The Backyard?

A.B.A: I'm just saying hypothetically how would we close it?

Sin: Dad, does Happy Chaos love us?

Ky: That's a good question, son. Happy Chaos is all loving as well as all powerful. He would never do something if he didn't believe that it would help the human race.

Happy Chaos: Add Butterfinger to Illyria.

*cut to a giant Butterfinger destroying the city*

Venom: Stupid big ass yokai.

Zato-One: VENOM DON'T THAT IS IZUNA THE LAID BACK KITSUNE!

Izuna: I COMMAND YOU TO HAVE HOT SEX WITH ZATO-ONE.

Venom: Oooouuu oh no Zato what is happening I can't stop it.

Zato-One: He can't even control minds what the frick is wrong with you.

Elphelt: When meeting new people, remember to keep it light and casual. Use our conversation starters if you get in trouble.

Anji: Light and casual, got it.

(a few minutes later...)

Anji: I'M GOING INTO LABOR!!!

Elphelt: He's pulling the pregnancy card THIS EARLY?!

Testament: If he U-turns the topic back to fan manufacturing we might clutch this.

I-No/Megumi: It sure is nice living in the past with my Bri'ish boyfriend.

Happy Chaos: Hi I-No/Megumi.

*KABOOM!*

Bridget: If I want to take 10 hits of LSD during my lunch break then I will.

Goldlewis: Bridget, my coffin is malfunctioning. Pass me my Phillips head screwdriver.

Bridget: *is stoned out of her mind*

Goldlewis: Bridget?

Faust: Felines 12:17: Thou shalt have dominion over all the beasts except, of course, cats.

Jack 'O: Faust, that Bible verse was metaphorical.

Faust: What Bible verse.

Bedman: Excuse me is this ap calculus?

Happy Chaos: You are not one of us.

Faust: Melt him.

Bedman: *screams in pain as HC and Faust melt him into goop*

May: HEY! THIS GUY JUST ACTIVATED THE KY QUICK TIME EVENT!

Sol: EDDIE HIT TRIANGLE RIGHT NOW!

Eddie: What.

*Cue Dragon Install*

Raven: SURVIVING THE BACKYARD FOR 24 HOURS!

Asuka. R: Sir are you alright.

Raven: *is struggling to breathe*

Ky: Sol who's calling you at 3 AM.

Sol: I've been having various customer service issues with my new business.

Answer: DROPSHIPPING DOES NOT MEAN DROP 196 TONS OF MULCH ON MY HOUSE!

Sol: WHERE ELSE ARE YOU GONNA BUY MULCH AT THIS HOUR?! DEAL WITH IT!

Paracelsus: Hey can I take that urinal?

Justice: Ok, but you better not be one of those demon axes who look normal from one angle but is proportionally larger from other angles.

Paracelsus: *cartoonish stretching effect*

Justice: I stand corrected.

Sin: Old man it's terrible, the venue cancelled last minute and my band has nowhere to play tonight.

Sol: Don't worry kid I have the perfect place, be there at 3 AM sharp.

(2 hours later...)

Sin: WHAT'S UP WHAT'S UP! WHAT THE FRICK IS UP AXL'S HOUSE!

Axl: *has bloodshot eyes from listening to Sin and his band play all night*

Slayer: This Hawaiian is absolutely incredible! How did you make this?

Jack 'O: Some idiot left a 40 foot tall pineapple lying around.

*beat*

Slayer: Jack 'O I swear to God.

Valentine: What happened to all of the edibles?! There was enough for the entire function!

Ramlethal: Well Elphelt was the only one home today so-

*they glare at Elphelt*

Sol: Johnny my beloved wife has passed away in a tragic clown accident.

Johnny: Ok who ordered head on Uber Eats.

Sol: *ugly sobbing*

That Man: Would you like to try some tobacco?

Little Chipp: Sure! I guess one puff can't hurt.

Dizzy: NO LITTLE CHIPP DON'T DO IT!

(20 years later...)

Chipp: Oh God I can't stop smoking Kum.

Kum: Chipp please let us help you.

Potemkin: President Gabriel you have to call off this bet. That Man has once again bribed the Valentines.

President Gabriel: As if some fricking copies are gonna ruin my chances. I have $10, 000 riding on this game Mr. Pote!

*The Valentines proceed to destroy Zepp*

President Gabriel: *jaw drops*

Potemkin: ... You were saying?

[HAPPY CHAOS. ATTACK POTENCY: INCALCULATABLE.]

Sol: HE'S JUST A HUMAN WHAT THE FRICK IS HAPPENING?!

Happy Chaos: I shoot the gun.

President Gabriel: We have too much obsidian. Send that shit to Illyria now!

*Potemkin dumps obsidian over Illyria*

Sin: See dad this is why I voted for Vernon.

Ky: Sin shut the frick up.

[FIVE DOLLAR FOOT LONG.]

A.B.A: SANDWICHES AT A CHEAP PRICE?!

Paracelsus: Satisfactory.

Happy Chaos: How about that metaverse? That backfired worse than President Gabriel's life support.

President Gabriel: HRK! *falls unconscious*

Potemkin: Five life support jokes in the same set. Tsk tsk. Unprofessional.

Vernon E. Groubitz: Homelessness is rampant in our fair city so I have taken extra measures to ensure that the rates will be lowered.

Dr. Baldhead: Excuse me sir do you know the time- *gets incinerated by Sol's Fireseal*

Sharon: Dude I heard Asuka. R is about to proclaim the formula for true happiness.

Asuka. R: Behold! The Newport!

[kaialone]

All Fanny Win & Lose Quotes Translated (Guilty Gear Petit)

As the title says, this will be a translations of all* Win & Lose quotes involving Fanny from Guilty Petit and Guilty Gear Petit 2.

(*Except for the mirror match quote, if one exists, because it looks like you can’t get a proper mirror match in single player.)

I thought these would be interesting to know about, since they’re pretty much the only characterization Fanny gets outside of the Petit 1&2 story modes, plus getting to see a bit of how the other characters react to her.

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Some more things to note before we get started:

Characters who appear in both Petit 1 and 2 have identical Win and Loss quotes in both games.

The final roster also includes four “GG” characters: GG Sol Badguy, GG May, GG Millia Rage, and GG Ky Kiske.

These four characters are essentially their base form counterparts, but with an alternate moveset inspired by the first Guilty Gear game. They are given different color schemes to differentiate them in gameplay, but they are effectively treated like they are the same characters, even though they have separate quotes and story modes.

The only exception is GG Ky Kiske, who is actually Robo-Ky!

Finally, in terms of status-quo, the characters are roughly plucked from around the Guilty Gear X era - for example Dizzy is part of the Jellyfish Pirates, but Zato-1 hasn’t fully passed away yet (but is still controlled by Eddie.)

Though the stories of these games are really more on the humorous side.

Now, onto the actual translations!

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Fanny Win Quotes

(These are the quotes Fanny herself says when defeating these characters.)

Sol Badguy: せんせいは、かんじゃさんに リラックス してもらおうと おもっているからこそ あんなにユーモアにあふれているのです。 The doctor wants to help his patients relax, that's why he's so full of humor.

Ky Kiske: すみません、せのたかくてスマートで ウィットにとんだせかいさいこうのめいい、 ごぞんじないですか？ Excuse me? Do you happen to know about the tall, suave, witty, and overall greatest doctor in the entire world?

May: せんせいはえいせいてきにかんがえて、 あたまをそっていらっしゃるのです。 …たぶん。 The doctor shaves his head for hygienic purposes. …I think.

Millia Rage: ねんのため くすり だしておきますね。 I'm giving you some medicine, just in case.

Potemkin: わたしのオデコのほうが かたかったみたいです。 Looks like my forehead is harder.

Kuradoberi Jam: せんせいのようしですか？ あしがながくて くびもながい ひかりかがやいているかたですわ。 What does the doctor look like? He has long legs, and a long neck, and he's just a positively radiant person.

Mito Anji: せんせいもあなたのように ステキなめがねをしてらしたのよ。 The doctor was also wearing lovely glasses, just like you.

Johnny: ステキなけんさばきでしたわ、 でも せんせいにはかないませんわね。 That was some fine swordplay, but you still can't hold a candle to the doctor.

Faust: ああっ、せんせい… どこにいってしまわれたのでしょうか？ Oh, Doctor… Where could you have gone?

Chipp Zanuff: ぜひ けんけつをおねがいします。 きっと ちが おおすぎるのですわ。 Please consider donating blood. I'm sure you have too much of it.

Axl Low: ごめんなさい、わたしは「はくいのてんし」 わたしのあいは みなさんびょうどうですの。 I'm sorry, but I'm a "white angel"- I love everyone equally.

(Translator's Note: “はくいのてんし/hakui no tenshi”, meaning “white angel” is a non-official term sometimes used for nurses in Japanese, as far as I can tell. As far as I’ve heard, this term might’ve come from the legacy of Florence Nightingale, particularly the 1937 movie based around her life called “The White Angel”. Obviously likening nurses to angels is a thing in English too, but I still wanted to explain the details here.)

Zato-1 (Eddie): あなたぜひ せんせいのオペを うけるべきですわ！ You should absolutely get surgery from the doctor!

Testament: せいしんあんていざいを うっておきました。 もうだいじょうぶ！ I have given you sedatives. Everything will be fine now!

GG Sol Badguy: せんせいのすばらしさがわからないんですか？ おきのどくに。 Don't you know just how wonderful the doctor is? How unfortunate.

GG May: せんせいは「ハゲ」ではありません！ 「ボウズ」ですわ！！ The doctor is NOT bald! He just shaves!!

GG Millia Rage: あなたのこころのキズ、はやく せんせいに みてもらったほうがいいと おもいますわ。 I think you'd better let the doctor take a look at your broken heart as soon as possible.

GG Ky Kiske (Robo-Ky): あなた すぐにせんせいに みていただいたほうがいいわ！ せんせい！！きゅうかんです！！ You should go see the doctor right away! Doctor!! It's an emergency!!

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Fanny Defeated Quotes

(These are the quotes these characters say to Fanny when they defeat her.)

Sol Badguy: かんごふってのは、みな、こうだったか？ Are all nurses like this?

Ky Kiske: かんごふ というのもまた からだをはる しごとなのですね。 I suppose being a nurse, too, is quite the physically demanding line of work.

May: ボクもずっと すきなひと さがしてたからわかるよ。そのきもち。 I'm always chasing after someone I like, too. So I get how you feel.

Millia Rage: さいきん えだげが ひどいのよね。 いいくすりしらない？ I've been having awful split ends lately. Do you know any remedy for that?

Potemkin: ずいぶん かわった たたかいだったな… That sure was a strange battle…

Kuradoberi Jam: ちょっと、やりすぎたアル…って ねてるアルか？ Whoops, I think I overdid it… Wait- Are you asleep?

Mito Anji: 「まてば かいろのひよりあり」ってね がんばって さがしな "Good things come to those who wait", you know. So hang in there and keep on searching, alright?

(Translator's Note: What Anji says in the first line is a Japanese idiom that would literally translate to “waiting for fair weather at a sea route”, in case you’re curious. But it does essentially mean “Good things come to those who can wait.”)

Johnny: とう「ジェリーフィッシュかいぞくだん」では チャーミングなナース ぼしゅうちゅうだ むかしのおとこ わすれさせてやるぜ？ The Jellyfish Pirates are looking to hire a charming nurse right now, so what d'ya say? I'll make you forget all about that other guy.

Faust: 「いりょうのみちは いちにちしてならず。」 かんじゃへの あいのみに いきるべきです。 "The path of medicine isn't forged in a day." You should live only for your love towards your patients.

Chipp Zanuff: へんなねーちゃんだな？ おれはどこもけがしちゃいねーけどな。 What's with this chick? I wasn't even hurt anywhere.

Axl Low: 「はくいのてんし」はすきだけど もうちょっと おとなしいほうがすきだぜ？ I do like "white angels", but… I'd like it even better if you were a bit more gentle, eh?

Zato-1 (Eddie): モウオソイワ コイツトオレハキリハナセンヨ。 YOU ARE TOO LATE. HE AND I CANNOT BE SEPERATED.

Testament: わたしに いりょうなど ひつようない。 I have no need for medical care.

GG Sol Badguy: かんごふがくるとこじゃねぇぜ、ここは。 This is no place for a nurse.

GG May: さいきんのかんごふって ずいぶん つよいのね？ Nurses are pretty tough these days, huh?

GG Millia Rage: ボーっとしてるから…。 That's what you get for spacing out…

GG Ky Kiske (Robo-Ky): カカカンゴフ トトトトイウノモモモマタ カカカラダヲハル ㇱ、シゴトナノデスネネ。 I- I- I SUPPOSE BEING A- A- A- A- A NURSE, T-T-TOO, IS QUITE T-T-T-THE PHYSICALLY D-DEMANDING LINE OF WORK-K.

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[bigupsdog]

I'm creating intro dialog for every character in Guilty Gear because im bored.

I'm writing these all where the character of the post talks second and I'm doing it in reverse character order because I wanted to start with ABA becausei like her. I'm also redoing dialog for characters that already have unique dialog with each other because I know I'll forget who had unique dialog with who.

Sol: You cause any mayhem and you'll get a high bounty on your head.

ABA: I am no fool in a china shop.

Ky: All my life I've killed those I thought to be monsters, then I realized I was the monster, so I won't judge you.

ABA: I've heard about your actions during the Crusades, you were the king of the kill.

May: You're married huh, you know I've always wanted to get married too.

ABA: Was that a coy attempt to flirt with Paracelsus?

Axl: I know what it's like to be ripped away from the person you love, I wouldn't do that to you mate.

ABA: I love Paracelsus more than anything in this world, no one will take him from me.

Chipp: Nothings faster than me.

ABA: You are the tortoise and I'm the snare.

Potemkin: If you're still looking for a way to give Paracelsus a body Zepp is always open to you.

ABA: No, I still don't trust you, your arms are too big.

Faust: Your… Injuries… need… Doctor...

ABA: An apple a day a doctor i'll slay.

Millia: Speaking from experience, no one likes a possessive partner.

ABA: I am not possessive of my Paracelsus, you just want him for yourself!

Zato: Love? I think I once knew that?

ABA: You seem to be haunted by shadows from your broadcast.

Ram: I also find the world confusing but that's what makes it beautiful.

ABA: Perhaps we can carve a place in this world for people like us.

Leo: You're about to hear me roar!

ABA: He's more meow than bite.

Nago: I sense an inner bloodlust coming from that ax.

ABA: His name is Paracelsus and you should fear me more.

Gio: My report says you can see invisible spirits.

ABA: Not all spirits are like that dog, some just want to be on their own.

Anji: If you love something you should set it free.

ABA: No, the saying is, if you love something don't let it flee.

I-No: Here's some dating advice, no man likes the jealous type.

ABA: My Paracelsus loves me just as I am and I won't let some harlet tell me otherwise!

Goldlewis: Two cryptids for the price of one.

ABA: You simply label anything different a cryptid.

Jack-O: That's a great Frankenstein costume, just needs the green paint.

ABA: Keep away from me I like how I look, as is.

HC: Never seen a romantic comedy like this before.

ABA: There is nothing comedic about our romance.

Baiken: You'll fall by my blade.

ABA: Fall down seven times, get up with hate!

Testament: You both seem to be doing better.

ABA: I suppose that was somewhat your doing, thanks.

Bridget: Hay, Roger and that key could have a playdate together.

ABA: Paracelsus is a living being, your not going to force him to do something he doesn't want to do like some toy!

Sin: Jezz, why do you use such big words, do you even know what they mean?

ABA: This fastidious fool has the gall to insult my vernacular!

Delilah: Is she using a giant living key as a weapon? That's weird.

ABA: Is she using a giant living bed as a weapon? She's copying us!

Asuka R#: Well, if it isn't the inspiration for my creation.

ABA: Another artificial lifeform? Perhaps I'm not so alone?

Asuka R Kreutz: You know I've created some life forms as well.

ABA: From what I've heard about you, you've only created death.

Johnny: I think you hold the keys to my heart.

ABA: Save it, my heart only belongs to one man!

Elphelt: Sooooo, what are you going to name the kids?

ABA: This is my love life. You don't need to chaperone every part of it.

[goldenkamuyhunting]

i noticed a great thing that left me a little bit shocked, during toni anji's attack when they got their abandoned hideout, ogata was following them alone,then sugimoto and asirpa saw him from a distance and slowley approached him but to my surprise ogata didnt even turn to look at them he knew who were they without looking and told them the situation very calmly. normal reactions would be oagta being on high alert for every step in this pitch-black night. im aware of his unhuman hearing skill

Undoubtedly...

Ogata's senses are the ones of a cat, it's a recurring theme/joke in the story so better eyesight at night and incresed hearing and sense of smell.

Though this might not be all there is.

The pitch-black night is ending, dawn is likely starting and, while it's not completely clear yet, it's more clear than before, which allows Ogata to see things better and kill off one of the blind bandits and cause Toni Anji and his men to worry as they realize it's starting getting light out...

...Ogata also gets almost close to kill Toni Anji, even though he still complain to the not optimal visibility... still a shoot so close wouldn't have been possible without at least some visibility...

You can also notice how the images are slightly clearer compared to before, implying the place is getting better lighted.

That's why the blind bandits hide in the house which is pitch black, to turn tables again, as the visibility outside is getting too good and places them at disadvantage... in fact now Ogata can point to Sugimoto correctly how many of them hid in the house, meaning he could see them running in.

Did he not turn to see who was approaching from Sugimoto's direction?

He might have and the manga simply decided not to show it to save time... or he might have heard Asirpa's lighter and smaller footsteps and figured they were the one of a child so if the one coming there was either her or Chikapasi, the adult with them would be an ally and not a threat.

I guess we'll never know.

I wouldn't say Asirpa and Sugimoto are approaching slowly though, to me the visual seems to suggest they're running but it might be just me.

Anyway yes, Ogata is meant to be very cool and controlled in this chapter and very aware of his surroundings despite the difficulty of the situation. While Tanigaki and Kiro don't accomplish much, both Ogata and Sugimoto are clearly a cut above the whole cast, each of them with his own impressive abilities.

So yes, we should definitely be impressed by Ogata or, at least, that's what I think and what I believe the author wanted us to think. Though, as usual, it's just me.

Thanks for your ask!

[sinkdroid]

The funniest thing Daisuke ever did was reveal that the cryptic, hooded, ominously card-carrying mastermind of the Guilty Gear series was actually, for the most part, just the world's worst communicator who couldn't help but make the worst decisions possible at every opportunity and refuse to elaborate. I can't help but think how hilarious of a retcon this was when you take into consideration everything That Man did to Aria and Frederick, like??? Ah yes, turn my best friend into a monster, and his wife into an enormous bioweapon, this is the best possible course of action to please all parties and they will all be happy and together in the end!!

To think that Asuka had good intentions in any way forces us to accept he had the option to at least explain to Sol what what going on but chose NOT TO? and instead chose to keep him in the dark about everything that happened, accept full blame for destroying japan, hire a quartet of deranged hookers (Anji counts) to carry out his TOTALLY NOT EVIL whims, and do everything in his power to divert NONE of the blame for everything that went wrong in the entire series.

At the end of -STRIVE-, he believes the Accumulation of Goodwill can make a difference and provide hard truths that people on earth can believe in. But would anyone trust him to tell the whole truth? Would anyone in Guilty Gear trust That "The Devil" Man? Especially after what happened at G4...

I guess If you heard the devil incarnate was making a true crime podcast on the moon you'd just have to accept anything and everything at that point. Anyway i dislike his playable strive design, the doctor strange cape is goofy an unnecessary, it muddles his already perfectly minimal coordinated outfit from the story mode!! Though i do love his hoodie it looks very comfy, i hope he's warm up there on the moon :(

[cosmichorrorsarestillnicerthanme]

RANDOM INCORRECT QUOTES [Guilty Gear X Reader Edition Pt.1]

Baiken: Pros and cons of dating me. Baiken: Pros. *Looks at the paper Anji and Delilah gave them* Tomboy S/O? What the fuck does that mean? Baiken: *Tosses the paper* Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

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Baiken: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.

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Millia: This is such a bad idea. Reader: Then why are you coming along? Millia: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Millia: Reader... Reader: Oh no, My name in B flat. Reader: You're disappointed.

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Reader: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Giovana: It's not a joke. Giovana: * sniffles * Giovana: I'm a legit snack.

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*The group is getting into the car* Reader: I'm driving. Giovana, out of view: Shotgun! Rei, turning to face Giovana: *BARK* (Translation: Aww! But you had it on the way here-) Everyone except Giovana: WOAH- Giovana, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! * Pumps gun *

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Reader: *Stubs their toe* FUCK! Elphelt: Mind your language! Reader: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”??? Elphelt: Reader: You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

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Reader: Is something burning? Elphelt: Just my love for you. Reader: Elphelt, the toaster is on fire.

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Reader: Don't stay up all night, Ramlethal. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.

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Reader, pointing a camera at Ramlethal: There they are, our sweet baby. Ramlethal, holding a Borger and her puppy: What-?

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Reader: Oh, fiddlesticks. Bridget: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

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Reader: Sorry I'm late I was doing... things.

Bridget, Kicks open the door: Hello I'm things!

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Reader: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE

Testament: Anything, honestly, dumbasses especially!

Reader, desperately, as Testament bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Testament: Oh! B positive.

Reader: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Testament: *Sighs*

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Reader: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Testament: Oh, I'm always running Testament: The question is from what

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Reader: Why would you think any of this was a good idea? I-no: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. Reader: … I-no: I don't know how you keep forgetting this.

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Reader: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent? I-no: Go the fuck to sleep Reader: What gif I don't want to? I-no: Fuck You!

Reader: YOU ARE WELCOME TO TRY!!!

[solradguy]

I didn’t pay enough attention to this while I was drawing it, but as time passed and I looked at it again, I thought, “Wait, don’t be so hasty!” or “Ah, this man’s going to get cut after that.” If you look at it without knowing Guilty [Gear], it is overwhelmingly dubious. All things considered, Anji’s hair is at least tame here.

Promotional telephone card art for the PlayStation 2 version of Guilty Gear XX Plus sold at Messe Sanoh stores. Scan and caption from Guilty Gear X 2000-2007 by Daisuke Ishiwatari.

Telephone cards were prepaid cards that could be used at phone booths to make calls. Messe Sanoh was a PC and imported video games store that also sold doujinshi and boys love products. It closed in 2012.

[adventure-showdown]

What is your favourite Doctor Who story?

ROUND 2 MASTERPOST

synopses and propaganda under the cut

Engines of War

Synopsis

"The death of billions is as nothing to us, Doctor, if it helps defeat the Daleks."

The Great Time War has raged for centuries, ravaging the universe. Scores of human colony planets are now overrun by Dalek occupation forces. A weary, angry Doctor leads a flotilla of Battle TARDISes against the Dalek stronghold but in the midst of the carnage, the Doctor's TARDIS crashes to a planet below: Moldox.

As the Doctor is trapped in an apocalyptic landscape, Dalek patrols roam amongst the wreckage, rounding up the remaining civilians. But why haven't the Daleks simply killed the humans?

Searching for answers the Doctor meets 'Cinder', a young Dalek hunter. Their struggles to discover the Dalek plan take them from the ruins of Moldox to the halls of Gallifrey, and set in motion a chain of events that will change everything. And everyone.

An epic novel of the Great Time War featuring the War Doctor as played by John Hurt.

Propaganda no propaganda submitted

The Year of Intelligent Tigers

Synopsis

"Doctor!" said Anji. This couldn't be happening, he couldn't just walk out on them! "Look, give them a chance, they're frightened, they're only —"

"Human?" The Doctor took a deep breath, as though to stop himself from saying anything more. "Now, stay!"

The weather is going to hell. The tigers are coming to town. And the Doctor has taken his violin and vanished.

The island world of Hitchemus is home to a colony of musicians and seemingly harmless alien animals. When the storms and the tigers break loose, the Doctor tries to protect the humans — but the humans don't want him. When he ventures into the wilderness in search of the tigers' secrets, Fitz and Anji find themselves on their own, trying to prevent a war.

With both sides eager for blood, and hurricanes on the horizon, the Doctor must decide whether this time he's on the side of the human race.

Propaganda

It's one of the most beautiful books in the EDAs, possibly in all of Doctor Who canon. It's about music. It's about colonialism. It's about animals that look like tigers but aren't, and about how the Doctor looks human, but isn't. It's about music. It's about an entire species' lost heritage, not due to outside intervention but biology and damned bad luck. It's about gay sex. It's about music. (6&7)

[loosesockz]

I wanted to make this post for a quick minute, when i was lurking around forums to youtube videos of this german gyaru named Anji Ishio. I was very curious if she was anywhere near active like she used to be. And well, she sadly unalived herself around the week of 9/26/13... This post is dedicated to the many looks she took over the time 2011 to 2013. may her memory stay alive and may she rest in peace!

links: her blog, youtube, instagram & twitter!

[antiv3nom]

ive been enabled so im making a new post for it <3 n e ways welcome to my list of what characters the straw hats would play in guilty gear strive

luffy - sin kiske/may

ok first of all im entirely biased but luffy would fucking LOVE sin, like the bit of him eating to get buffs would DEEPLY entertain luffy (although he'd use it entirely way too much and get blown up for it)

but for both characters, i think he'd be a big fan of doing like one hit and a simple combo and absolutely DESTROYING someone's health bar, which fits for both of these. he wouldn't be very GOOD at the game because he wouldn't be able to sit still and wait for openings or anything of the sort but boy would he be great at corner pressure (until he gets dp'd)

zoro - nagoriyuki

i swear to you im not just giving the sword guy the sword guy (although that's certainly a factor because i bet you that'd influence zoro's character decision) but like. zoro is also the type to want to do one combo that does a ton of damage

i think he'd be moderately better than luffy and defense and neutral though, being able to open people up with pokes (cough cough beyblade cough cough), but he'd CONSTANTLY spend too much blood, although he plays surprisingly well inside of blood rage

nami - asuka r#

nami is the type to want to stand on one side of the screen with her opponent on the other side of the screen and just shoot so many fucking cubes at them honestly. plus i think she'd be really great at keeping track of spells and resources while she plays

however if u can get in on her? it's over, she has negative defense and constantly flails and mashes her way to death, but otherwise she's a pretty solid player. also, im a wizard's whimsy believer regarding nami so. asuka!

usopp - happy chaos/axl low

usopp is ALSO a zoner main but like. to the fucking extreme. hes GOING to guard crush loop you from across the entire screen hes GOING to rensen your ass for a whole round hes GOING to be sent through the fucking wall if you close in on him

sanji - giovanna

ok so i actually think this is a cool decision because like. we see gio use her hands in like...2? 3? of her moves? like its 5p 2p and 6p and thats about it. and its GIVING SANJI!!!!

i do think that sanji would have fun playing a rushdown character but also he'd get so good at playing defense bc he doesnt want to let gio get harmed

chopper - jack-o' valentine

CHOPPER WOULD HAVE A FUCKING BLAST PLAYING JACK-O'!!!!! i dont think hed be good at strive by a long stretch but hed LOVEEEE controlling the goobers and all the silly animations hed be having the time of his life

the ASSUMPTION might be faust but i think chopper finds him too creepy to enjoy playing him regularly

robin - anji

robin is a fucking MASTER in neutral i am convinced of this, specifically that she can just. get her opponent to do what she wants. so easily. and then she uses spin and kills them! as is her right!!!

this one is more vibes than anything but i do think she'd enjoy spin and counter as moves to just fuck with her opponent in a major way, plus anji just being a graceful motherfucker

franky - potemkin/goldlewis dickinson

franky doesnt want to play your silly little game. he doesnt want to hold your mix, he doesnt want to set up oki, he doesnt want to play neutral, he wants to KILL YOU AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE

this isnt how he approaches things in life but i think theres something about strive that would just make him want to do the biggest damage possible with the least amount of hits and he'd want to land every fucking pot buster and behemoth typhoon to ever exist. unfortunately this means he wouldnt entirely be engaging with the strategy side of the game and would frequently be blown up but if he can get one grab on you hes happy.

brook - i-no

look. ok. the music connection is awesome and i think brook would enjoy mixing you into oblivion but. i have never met an i-no player who doesnt play her at least in part because she's hot. and thats absofuckinglutely how brook would choose who he plays LMAO

like its JUST the nature of the world. but in terms of gameplay yeah i think he'd like flitting around the screen with her hoverdash and divekicks and he'd have so much fun with her pressure and mix

jinbe - sol badguy

ok for legal reasons i have to specify that like i have met jinbe and know him im thr series but not super well so take my opinions with a grain of salt. but anyways i think jinbe would have a lot of fun with sol, he feels like the type who wouldnt like play strive much on his own but REALLY get into it when playing with other people, and i need him to experience the euphoria of hitting a clean hit hvv or getting a wallbounce combo

i also think he's another fan of doing a shit ton of damage all at once but i think he's willing to do some comboing and some setups to get there, and i think he's get REALLY fucking good at stagger pressure it would be scary