#anna von cleves

[sixaus-meaa]

SIX THE MUSICAL - MODERN!AU: illustration

character sheet (queens)

(the characters are BASED ON the historical figures)

[schnitzelsemmerl]

*throws this at you as i run away*

[feelterribleinc]

i rarely use tumblr but decided i will today because the autism is taking over so here are six the musical incorrect quotes, but the quotes were said by me or my friends:3

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Jane, to Anna: Yeah you could be a wrestler... against a hamster, maybe.

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Jane: *flips over Anne's water bottle*

Anne: what the flip!

Jane: Literally!

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Kat: Yeah, Anne! Stop distracting Anne!

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Anne, coughing during class:

Cathy: Anne, quit dying and do your work.

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Anne: I think I have dyslexia but like with talking.

Cathy: No, that's just autism.

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(Cathy teaching Kat how to play Defusal on Roblox)

Cathy: How much time do we have left?

Kat: Not enough.

[EXPLOSION]

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Anne: Purity.

Lina: That's not a verb, Anne.

Anne: Yes it is. It's a noun.

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Kat: Whats you guys's favorite letter?

Anne: 7!

Kat: I said letter not color, stupid.

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Cathy: I like the number P!

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Cathy: Beer tastes awful.

Anne: No it doesn't!

Cathy: Shut up, you watch fox news!

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Anne, whisper-yelling: I just killed somebody!!!

Lina: WHAT!? how???

Anne: It wasn't my fault-

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Anna, joking: Meet me at the flagpole at 3pm!

Kat, also joking: Nooo thats my bedtime!!!

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Anne: When does the school leave?

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(the group playing hangman)

Anne and Cathys sentence: Katherine's lesbian women shed

Kat and Cathys sentence, later: Whole liquid twink breasts

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Jane: Don't eat people, that's not nice.

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Kat: Anne is crazy about 8 ball

Lina: I think Anne is crazy in general.

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Cathy, seeing Anne sitting on the floor: Why is the thing on the floor?

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Anne: Dude, my dad was like "oooooh do you have a crush on him?" because I was talking about some guy on the lacrosse team that I thought was cool.

Cathy: Ah yes, Anne, famous for liking men!

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Kat: Anne, are your eyes dyslexic too?"

[leoleolovesdc]

Anne: It’s so infuriating! Like, why did Catalina have to reincarnate into someone even hotter?!

Anna: You thought the 50-something year old lady who’s husband you stole was hot?

Anne: That’s like, so not my point

[kaspenhoward]

Art of the Queens, paintings done by me :), they’re not cool like digital art and I did post one of them on one of my other blogs (@aspenstarflare ) but I thought I’d share them here too! (Note I crossed out my last initial for privacy purposes)

As one might tell I might be a Katherine Howard fanboy 🩷🩷🩷

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Oooo do you have a favourite queen of Henry VIII - SIX version or otherwise?

I mean, Anna von Kleve is an absolute legend, she did what she had to do and outlived literally all of them. What a queen. Got rich and helped run the court, I believe, without being under the king's thumb, because she wasn't his wife and lived in a palace of her own. I know the most about her.

But I do want to know more about Catherine Howard, the fifth wife. Her story is filled with such pain disguised as pride and vanity in the SIX musical, and then you think about how she was just thirteen, and how many people must have shared her story, blamed for something they had no control over. History.

Hey history side of tumblr got anything please?

[notso-daily-six-writing]

Anne, at Cathy: You're my significant other.

Cathy: ok

Anne, at Kat: You're my child.

Kat: Yes boss.

Anne, at Lina: You're my bitch.

Lina: whatev - wait, what the fuck?

Anne, at Jane: My bestie.

Jane: Naturally.

Anne, at Anna: HA, GAY!

Anna : FUCK YOU!

[cavernfullofexistentialdread]

Catalina’s according to the anamatics in my head (and according to dialogue ig)

Catalina during Don’t Lose Ur Head: NOT HAVING ANY OF ANNE’S SHIT!! EYES ROLLING!! LESS FUCKS TO GIVE THAN ME ACKNOWLEDGING HENRAT!! DOESN’T WANT TO BE THERE!!

Catalina during Heart of Stone: While somewhat jealous that she didn’t have to deal with anything, she really doesn’t care about it. She has a (sort of awkward/begrudging) cup of tea with her at worst and I’m pretty sure they’re a tired dad/mom friend pairing at best

Catalina during Get Down: WINE AUNT VIBES STEP UP AND COMPETITION STEP DOWN (for just a sec) They get drunk together and talk gossip material girl slay queen Stan twitter energy. It’s just instinct idk y

Catalina during All You Wanna Do: Everyone is incredibly passive in this song. They are only supporting vocals as Kat is truly all alone. But from the actress’ general reactions she’s like “oh my god… my shitty marriage lasted longer than your life” she’s crying puking Lina is in tears with the rest of us

Catalina during I Don’t Need Your Love: Once again Stan twitter Beyonce vibes with this one. But more refined and elegant if that makes sense. Definitely probably acts as Cathy’s hype team and definitely packs her lunches. That girl has 0 charm -1000 charisma she needs some encouragement NO ONE is listening to her nerd smh smh

[katherine-mp4]

I think I drew Anna right??? anyways have this drawing I scrapped..

[queerbauten]

Henry VIII: Would you ladies be there for me if I were going through something?

Catherine of Aragon: No. Absolutely not.

Anne Boleyn: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Jane Seymour: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Anna von Kleve: I hope you reach out to me, so I can ignore you.

Katherine Howard: [doubled over laughing]

Catherine Parr: I can’t wait to go to you funeral, knowing that I could have changed that outcome.

[andiatas]

Six Lives: The Stories of Henry VIII's Queens by Charlotte Bolland, Suzannah Lipscomb, Nicola Clarke, Brett Dolman, Alden Gregory, Benjamin Hebbert, Nicola Tallis & Valerie Schutte (Jun. 20, 2024)

What were the real life stories and legacies of the six women who married Henry VIII? Discover these extraordinary queens through the court culture that recorded and shaped their often tempestuous lives: their letters, heraldic devices, books, love tokens and, of course, their portraits.

The women who married Henry VIII have come to be encapsulated in a six-word rhyme: ‘Divorced, Beheaded, Died / Divorced, Beheaded, Survived’. But what were their real stories and legacies? Six Lives: The Stories of Henry VIII's Queens reveals the extraordinary lives, and afterlives, of Katherine of Aragon, Anne Boleyn, Jane Seymour, Anne of Cleves, Katherine Howard and Katherine Parr. A source of fascination to historians and writers down the centuries, each of the queens, and their relationship with the king, has been the subject extensive research and a source of creative inspiration. This publication focuses on the material traces of the queens and the court culture that shaped their lives, extensively illustrated with their letters, heraldic devices, books, love tokens and, of course, their portraits.

The book begins with an examination of the women as cultural phenomena, looking at the ways in which their lives have inspired storytellers, from Shakespeare’s Henry VIII to the musical Six, and the role that portraiture has played in the performance of the queens’ stories. An overview essay examines the queens’ self-presentation through portraiture before individual chapters consider each of their relationships with the king, their social and familial networks and their patronage. Each chapter is accompanied by a thematic piece written by an expert scholar, taking a closer look at an element of court culture, ranging from music and jewellery, to court pageantry and heraldry.

The publication accompanies an exhibition of the same name at the National Portrait Gallery in Summer 2024.

[sixaus-meaa]

Six The Musical as Tweets pt47

[schnitzelsemmerl]

Musicals as incorrect quotes but it's stuff my friends said:

Jefferson: WE NEED TO SACRIFICE HAMILTON

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Eliza: yes, this is my daughter Philip. Freshly born.

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Hamilton: (screeching) HE IS USING VIOLENCE

Jefferson: wut

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Aragon: jesus was a carpenter too! :D

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Ocean: I CANT READ ITS TOO LOUD IN HERE (its completely quiet)

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Cleves: WHERE IS MY AWESOME GERMAN BREAD?????

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Washington: ok thats it im adopting all of you

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Seymour: I'm either 16 or 56 and theres no in between.

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Jefferson: this cabinet battle contains product placement! (begins fangirling over macaroni)

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Mischa: (to an 8-year old) what are you smoking

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Cleves: DER ELEFANT FRISST EINE VASE!!!

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Ocean: theyre all bullying me :(

Father Markus, getting bullied by a bunch of teens: I'm starting to feel the same way

[little-desi-historian]

Happy belated birthday, Anna Von Kleve (in her native Germany) and Anna of Cleves (in English).

July 16th, 1557.

Anna of Cleves: the King’s beloved sister by 16th century historian of all things Germany, Heather R. Darsie.

[leoleolovesdc]

"What are the other queens to you?”

Aragon: Well, we didn’t get along great at first; It was rough patch to overcome considering our last lives, but with time I learned to value, respect and even love them. We are like family in a way.

Aragon: Oh, and there’s also Anne.

Seymour: Annoyances in the best days, my children in the worst ones.

Howard: The only adults I don’t feel like punching.

Howard, in a whisper: At least not usually.

Parr: Well, I wouldn’t say we’re friends. It’s sort of group of strangers I grew emotionally attatched to during difficult periods of my life.

Boleyn: Losers.

Anna: My bitches.

The others: Woof.

[kaspenhoward]

Six The Musical Headcanons - Kathrine Howard:

-AroAce, don’t fight me on this, I can totally understand and see the other head canons about this but to me thinking about Kat being in a romantic relationship in her second life or having crushes just does’t sound right because of all the romantic and intimate relationships she was pressured into in her past one (no I’m not saying she’s AroAce cause of the trauma, although it could possibly push her towards repulsed, I think it’s because she never really wanted a romantic intimate relationship all she cared about was just having a bond with someone or feeling loved or important or a place in life)

-Once she was reincarnated, I totally head canon that it wasn’t Anne she got close to first but rather Jane (not counting Anna who she already knew), Anne was probably a little too overwhelming for Kat first also including all the screaming matches she probably got into with Catalina. Jane with her maternal instincts probably slowly but surely drifted to the scared 17 year old to offer some help and Kat who was still shy and scared quickly got attached to the maternal figure

-Anne definitely got close to Kat just later when everyone ended calming the frick down, or in Annes case finally letting the chaotic side. Very common conception but Anne makes the chaos and Kat helps her out with it, the beheaded cousin just became the trouble and chaos cousins

-PTSD, I know no one will argue me on this one, the repeated reoccurrence of such traumatic events for Kat having happened to her by 4 different people, definitely made the girl come with scars into her next life.

-Nightmares, I know I also won’t be argued about this one, most of the queen household is commonly plagued by nightmares especially Kat, who commonly ends up in Jane’s or Anne’s room in the middle of the night if the other queens don’t find her first

-History nerd, with all the historical facts she knows in the musical, I like to imagine in my head that when it’s her turn to chose something to watch for queen movie nights, she chooses this intense historical documentaries with the guy with the British accent in the background

-She hides behind Jane or a different queen if Jane isn’t present when she’s anxious (or if a man is too close for her comfort)

-Hates being treated like a child, sometimes the queens can mistake her need for extra help as a need to smother her which Kat hates. But all the queens have a talk about this and they agree to give her space and remember that she’s an equal. (Although Kat doesn’t complain about all the extra attention she gets from Jane)

-Really enjoys hot chocolate, Jane makes sure to always keep it stocked because the last time when Kat ran out it was not pretty

-Yes I’m all about mother figure Jane to Kat, but I’m also all about Older sister Figure Anne, and other mother Catalina to Kat because Kat deserves all the love and positive older figures

-Kat has everyone wrapped around her finger even though she doesn’t completely understand it, she cried once in front of everyone and magically a pile of stuffed animals appeared in her room (they were from Cathy and Catalina)

-Kat also enjoys reading (though not nearly as much as Cathy) but will sometimes have little book clubs or talks with Cathy cause Cathy wants someone to talk about the books with and Kat is more than happy to indulge

-Once Kat warms up to everyone she becomes the resident cuddler, clinging to any unsuspecting queen in the household, even Catalina, who the first time initially almost shoved Kat off but with the look of adoration in Kat’s eyes didn’t have the heart to do it

-During Six performances for All You Wanna Do, the first time a swing performed with them, Kat shoved them off before the given beat and almost had to run offstage from the panic (although was able to last until Mega Six, where she got lots of Hugs, reassurances, and help after from her family and the swing even)

Thats all for today about the pink queen 🩷🩷🩷