naruto crack au where kakashi manages to successfully drill the "never abandon your comrades" thing into team seven's heads
so when sasuke deserts naruto and sakura immediately desert with him. like he gets to the village gates and they're just waiting for him bags packed like "what took u so long we doing this or what"
he tries to get them to go back bc of course he does. "no you losers this is about me i'm going to kill my brother. also i'll have to kill my best friend for the super sharingan and you two are like the only people i talk to". but they do not listen. teamwork sasuke we will defeat your brother (OUR brother #communism) with the power of teamwork. just like kakashi-sensei said
suddenly orochimaru has to deal with three horrible little goblins with an even more codependent relationship than his old team
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I should be able to crack my head open to get rid of headaches. that's how it should work.
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what is wrong with my brain that for now 3 years in a row i get a depression episode at the start of spring. that is literally the worst time ever to get a depression episode.
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my sis is 18 and basically has glaucoma LMFAOOOOO doesnt need any treatment (yet) but is on watch cuz according to her eye doc shes basically there 🫡 ngl i havent been to the eye doctor in like 10 yrs SKSJSJAJAJAJAJ?????? and i cant see shit into the distance but also do i even need to see things far away 💀💀💀 i should get me eyes checked yall 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
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Some people really are headaches in human form
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IT WAS SO FUCKONG GOOD, I WAS INITIALLY IRCKED BY MARIO'S GOUCE BUT I ACUTALLY LOVED THE TAKE ON IT AND OMG IT WAS SO COOL HOW PEACH WAS A STONG FWMALE CHAEAXTER YHAT WAS SRILL PORTRAYWD AS FEMININDE AND WASNT AN ASSHOLE TO COMPENSATE FOR THE "SRONG" ROLE IT WAS SO COOL SO COOL SO COOL ALL OF THE TAKES ON THE GAME REFERENCES AS SO AWADOME I WAS GIDDY AND SMILING AND SO JAPPY THE WHOLE TIME I LOVED IT HOLY SHITTTT IT WAS GREAT I COULD GO ON AND ON THAT WAS THE MOST EXITING SHIT EVER SHSVSIBSIS SO HAPPY SO HAPPY I ABSOLUTELY ADORED IT SBSJBSSUSVSEHEHEGSUS I LOVE ALL OF THE SMALL DETAOLS TO THE GAMES I KNOW I SAOD THIS ALREADY BUT OMGGGGG THAH WAS SO COOOLJEBEJEB
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What’s the purpose of waking up with a killer headache like please body you been resting for 7 hours why are you in pain ughhh stop it
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at home with COVID. came up positive yesterday. stuck at home for at least these next 6 days, could be more.
i think it happened so i would have time to do the courses i've been working on since the beginning of the year. i was slacking these last couple of months. i will be investing some of this at-home time cracking down on said coursework. then, lots of rest, hydration, and some minor cleaning until i'm better.
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