#annoying guy on the planet

[munamania]

yeah ok so this girl from my school is going to the fucking oscars. and presenting. like ok!

[a-selkie-abroad]

It's easy to forget your arch-nemesis needs a cane because of his chronic joint pain when he beats you to a pulp every other week...

[t-rexzz]

help them

[skitskatdacat63]

Do not question the logistics of the planetary system :) Also yes, Pluto is a planet TO ME. And I came up w these when I was a lot younger, so don't question them :)

Also idk if this factors into one's choice here, but each planet is ruled by a god(dess.) Maybe I should make a poll about their ruling styles one day lol

I'd say "please reblog" but this is very niche so! But if so, please explain your choice, I'm curious! Or comment

+ examples of some under the cut:

Lol a lot of this is older, don't judge :) And I also don't have ocs from every planet unfortunately </3 hopefully one day!

Mercury:

Venus:

Saturn:

Uranus:

Neptune:

(lol can you tell I have a favorite planet, I think prob at least 50% of my ocs are from here)

Pluto:

Unwanted:

(these are actually my oldest ocs that I still use, and I had to rework them to fit into my au thus: unwanted. Very important lore tbh.)

[kittyinshadows]

guys, as a queer from a rural area in a swing state, you NEED to push your representatives to switch presidential candidates. There is no fucking shot biden wins this after yesterday. listen, i get that he has our vote, we're captives here, we dont have a choice. but my friends, my family, my neighbors? there is no way in the world they will be convinced to vote for a man who, truthful or not, is perceived as senile. Not to mention the fact that he goes along with every talking point republicans have like theyre actually saying something reasonable, and the supporting a genocide. Biden has alienated so many voter pops. if this guy is the nominee we are fucking cooked.

i can convince my parents, my friends, my family, to vote harris or newsom. i wouldnt even have to ask them to vote whitmer or someone else slightly popular. the die hard blue votes are not enough. we need the independents, the swing voters, the aunt who just wont go because she doesnt feel like it would matter anyways.

so please, please, as devoted dems or otherwise progressive voters, tell your concerns. we cannot afford to sunk cost fallacy this!

[piplicious]

I am a firm believer in the fact that Pip should be bullied less because he is a sweet boy who was done no wrong but my friend hates him cuz he thinks hes annoying whats your take on this

hes not annoying™️ annoying he's just a little brit. he cant help it. he needs his healthy dose of tally ho to stay healthy

[toastsnaffler]

taking an extra half an amfexa before I leave work bc [redacted] (popular artist) is playing my city tn and I'll need it to cope with how awful the traffics gonna be when I'm on the bus 💀

[minakoaiinos]

Lost my original post of this from the other day but I genuinely don't understand how Black Butler discourse ever shifted into the does Sebastian ~really~ like Ciel or is Ciel just dinner line of conversation that is pervasive as it is because Sebastian is the one that has absorbed his whole existence into Ciel's. Sebastian's face is what Ciel wants Sebastian's whole purpose is doing things for Ciel Sebastian's every hell of a butler yes my lord speech is about how he's Ciel's and Ciel is the one going around saying shit like whatever Sebastian is just my pawn 💅

[quantum-cat]

Janet: Well assuming you are clear by next weekend, Cassandra and I are going to the lake and we are going to rent a rowboat. Would you like to come along?

Sam: Yeah, I'd love to.

Janet: Great. Can you send Daniel up next?

Sam: Yeah. [moments later] ♪ Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. ♪

Jack/Daniel/Teal'c: ♪ Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, life is but a dream. ♪

[mukuharakazui]

what the fuck is this guy talking about. why don't you "circle" around the block on your bicycle. breathe fresh air & touch grass maybe.

[camgirlkaminari]

scum villain makes me SO INSANE like it's the funniest book I've ever read and also if I think too hard about one character in particular my brain shorts out shies away from the thoughts like a slug might shy away from salt I will POSITIVELY DIE if I think too long about tlj JUST trying to understand people being betrayed by someone who he thought loved him losing everyone who was ever close to him BECAUSE of him I think too hard about yqy and how he will never get closure there will be no happiness for him zzl my little boy my big cheese my funtime guy who JUST wanted to be liked he was trying so hard to do good he's like that poem from the point of view of a cat that can't figure out what he did wrong why do his family keep leaving the house why can he never grow big like his brothers sqq never seeing his family again never acknowledging he had a family except in passing never being able to tell his husband about his first life having to keep that secret for the rest of his life to always have this weird terrible pain between them forever the sacrifices he made for luo binghe how he'll never be able to truly know og sqq's motivations how he just woke up and immediately took up the mantel of sqq despite knowing his fate WHAT was his life as shen yuan like to make him so quick to alter his whole identity WHY is he so good at acting and lying to everyone including himself just refers to himself as a listless pretty boy like he doesn't have the cleverest mind in the whole book!!!!! og sqq in the cave what must he have felt when he realized he wasn't strong enough to save lqg and knowing what people were going to say and being too proud and miserable to clear his own name binghe's "I hate! I hate myself!" scene I am SCREAMING binghe being unhealthily manipulative from DAY ONE up to the point where sqq realizes what he's done with xin mo the CAVE SEX SCENE??????????? don't get me STARTED on shang qinghua!!!!!!!! liu qingge!!!!!! BINGGE?????? it's like a wormhole in my head if I think too hard past sqq being the funniest mother fucker in two different universes and the premise of haha big demon hot for teacher mommy kink :))) I will DIE I will PERISH i am rabid I am biting and tearing and rending and howling!!!!!!

[batsplat]

the reaction to pecco/casey comparison post made by motogp acc on insta is kinda funny bc so many ppl are like “how dare you compare pecco to casey when pecco has the best bike on the grid and casey rode that garbage ducati” . but what about casey’s 2007 title run guys and how in some ppl’s eyes it wasn’t that legit or something bc of the bike advantage. like obviously comparisons between eras are often pretty pointless and devolve into pointless arguments and circle jerking for your fave guy but…..

lol oh man. here is the post for context

world's most boring discourse generator. the most predictable replies imaginable. did you know that. casey stoner. was very good... and had a bike that was tough to ride? did you know that. did you know the aliens were all very talented? did you know that casey's stats are very impressive? wow. you're telling me now for the first time

when I first saw the tweet, I did immediately go. *sigh* why are you setting pecco up like this. it's obviously interaction bait and, well, it does work every time. the phrasing "has equalled or outscored most of" casey's achievements at ducati is a bit unnecessary but like... god. who cares!! the only place stats like this belong is in spreadsheets proper hardworking fans made themselves to compare random shit for their personal amusement. bring back real fandom

and yeah, listen, I don't even really have the energy to engage with the merits of comparing the two sets of stats... it was a different time. you can say that casey had on average a less dominant bike than pecco did, which would be true - and he only had the clear outright fastest bike in one of his ducati seasons. you can say the level of competition was higher or lower back then, depending on whatever agenda you're pursuing. you can make arguments about when it was easier to rack up wins, given only around six bikes back then were even capable of winning races - something which is only kinda becoming true again now with the superiority of the gp24. you can point to the ducati back then being a considerably harder bike to ride. you can point to pecco's more impressive internal competition, you can point to casey's era having some undeniably pretty decent riders in the mix. you can do all of that. and it's a complete and utter waste of time. the main point of it is to have another bout of wanking about how much worse today's riders are, which, I cannot stress this enough, who cares!! literally. why does it matter. quality of viewing experience isn't directly linked to some imaginary talent-o'-metre, that's just not how sport works. everyone knows casey is one of the biggest talents this sport has ever seen! it is perhaps the single least controversial take in the whole sport. nobody's erasing casey's achievements. thank you to the random instagram user for securing casey stoner's legacy by bashing pecco. we've solved the crisis, guys, wrap it up

anyway, look. pecco's a two time premier class champion. nobody will die if he's mentioned in the same name as casey. people used to try and discredit casey's achievements... eventually the consensus morphed to acknowledge that he was obviously extremely good. once pecco's retired, the same thing will presumably happen to him. nostalgia comes for us all

[lonesomedotmp3]

"I caught wes and nate together last night" "screwing?" the way he doesn't even sound surprised... girl that would be insane

[adhdo5]

Oh my god of courase it's AI generated. I will not be reactionary about AI art I will not be reactionary about AI art I will n

[unnonexistence]

idk if there's anything in stories i get more petty about than poorly-written "main character shows up to a new place and meets everyone" character introduction scenes

[lunetual]

these first time survival show fans up in arms about shanbin actually using his rightful benefit of being able to push out whoever he wants for any position he wants are soft and would not survive a harsh winter. like be serious did they think that mr. forever p01 who’s been scratching and clawing and working for YEARS to make his way into the (deserved) spotlight for years is going to sit back and take subvocal 6? shanbin is really gracious and kind to the others AND he’s got a spine of steel and won’t hesitate to take the parts that he wants. both can be true! also this year there is a bigger benefit for the top spot than ever before like in previous seasons you just got to be the nominal center but this time you get a solo song. and that boy wants it. why should he ease up on the gas now when he’s so close to the finish? no ofc he should go in for the kill. shanbin i LOVE u.