#anon<3

[danveration]

I need a one-shot with alastor x smoking fem!reader 🤌 I just saw some doodles of viv where he isnt quiet fond about smoking and many fans think he wouldnt like it .. I would love it, when alastor catches the Reader in the "act" after she tried to smoke secretly (which doesnt work with the "all-knowing" alastor) and well ... you can decide what happens next ^^'

hey!! :) oooo this sounds so good. let me see what i can do! i hope this is what you had in mind

Parings: Alastor x reader

Summary: Alastor caught reader smoking

You knew smoking was bad for you, of course. Everyone made sure to tell you so. But honestly you just.. couldn’t care less.

Alastor is one of the people you know that does not approve of smoking. He made that fact very clear the other day when Angel mentioned that Valentino almost never not had a smoke in his hand.

“How Ignorant do you have to be to blindly kill your body from the inside out? Who can be fond of that? I’ll never understand it!” He says while shaking his head.

You were currently behind the hotel, through one of the hidden exit doors that almost nobody even knew about. It was just where the giant garbage bins were.

You sighed and light your smoke, laying back on the wall and inhaling.

You heard a sound and then saw shadows in front of you.

Shit.. is it-

“Dear!” Alastor’s voice comes from the shadow and then he appears.

He looks at you smiling but then realizes what you’re doing and tilts his head, narrowing his eyes.

“Uh.. it isn’t what it looks like-“ You try to explain yourself but know you’re just leading to a dead end.

He cuts you off by saying, “I think it’s exactly what it looks like.”

You see radio static coming from him, which isn’t a good sign.

“Alastor I can explain-“ You try to say.

He clicks his mouth. “No, my dear. I don’t think you can. What would inspire you to do this to yourself?”

“Alastor, I- I don’t know. It’s just a bad habit, I guess.” You say.

“Yes, a bad habit indeed.” He states. “I would advice you to try and quit this “bad habit.” But! It isn’t my lifestyle, of course. You are to do whatever you please.”

“I know.. I’ll try to, okay?” You say.

“Lovely! I do hope you’re able to. It’s bad for you, you know?” He says.

“Yeah.. Thanks for caring, Al.” You put the smoke out on the wall and smile at him.

He offers you his hand and you both walk back into the hotel.

[jakexneytiri]

neteyam drilling into u till ur exhausted cause u couldnt sleep and asked him for help🫣

HECK YEAH. ily for this (18+ content)

⊱✿⊰ ⊱✿⊰ ⊱✿⊰ ⊱✿⊰ ⊱✿⊰ ⊱✿⊰ ⊱✿⊰ ⊱✿⊰ ⊱✿⊰ ⊱✿⊰

your eyes snap open for the third time tonight, failing numerous attempts to sleep your arousal off.

peeking over, you glance at your mate, who’s sound asleep beside you. not wanting to bother him in his peaceful state, you turn back over, lowering a hand to your own loincloth. if he couldn’t help you, you’d have to help yourself.

you let a few fingers slip underneath the fabric, toying with yourself. taking two fingers, you swirl them around your sensitive bud, in an attempt to relieve yourself so you could finally sleep.

finding no relief with that method, you plunge two digits into your warm core, your arousal dripping on the mat below. aimlessly working your fingers in and out of your folds, you grow tired finding no relief from that option either.

frustrated, you yank your fingers out, looking over at your mate, who’s still asleep.

“teyam?” you ask, biting your lip.

he stirs, before snapping his eyes open, shifting to prop himself up on his forearm as he looks over at you.

“my love?” he notices tears pooling in your eyes, and he grows concerned, until he sees your other hand covered in your own slick. “what is…wrong?” he hesitates with the last word, as his eyes remain on your glistening fingers.

you run your hand over his loincloth, immediately feeling him harden beneath your touch.

“i need help, te-te. i need you, please. i can’t sleep.” you say, as you begin to palm your mate through his loincloth.

a low groan escapes the back of his throat as he unties his loincloth, cock springing up to his lower abdomen with a sharp smack. the tip was throbbing, already leaking his arousal.

“see what you do to me, mate? and i’m not even inside you yet.” he says, throwing his leg over your waist as he mounts you.

you eagerly spread your legs, slick dripping out of your folds as you open yourself further for him. he lines himself up with your entrance, and with a snap of his hips, sinks his entire length into you.

“o-ohhh ‘teyam!” you cry out. he immediately begins thrusting in and out of you, grabbing your legs to wrap around his waist.

“that’s it, pretty girl.” he pants, lowering his lips to your neck as he sucks on the sweet spot just behind your ear.

“m-more, please!” you beg, fingers digging into the skin on his back, clinging to him as he relentlessly thrusts into you.

“more, hm?” he pulls out suddenly, making you whimper from the loss of contact. grabbing you by the waist, he flips you onto your stomach. yanking you up by your hips, he sinks into you again.

“oh! oh, ohhhh nete please!” the pressure from a new angle is all you needed for your release to approach.

“you’re so beautiful when you beg.” he pants, as his skin smacks against yours.

your orgasm shoots through you, dripping down your thighs, as you fall limp to the mat beneath you. all he needed was to feel your walls fluttering around him, sending him into his own release. he continues rocking his hips against yours, filling you deep with his hot, sticky seed.

gently removing himself, he lays beside you, pulling you up onto his chest. kissing your forehead, he asks “sleepy yet?”

“mmmmm.” you mumble against his chest, finally dozing off to sleep for the night.

[starstruckwillows]

a beautiful way — cedric diggory ♡

requested by anon<3

cedric diggory x reader, ready is a bit ditzy/strange like luna, fluff, lupin!reader, dad!remus, this is short i’m sorry

cedric simps for ten paragraphs

cedric was perfectly content to spend late saturday afternoons with you leaning against his chest in a tree, somewhere on the grounds of hogwarts. he was perfectly content to watch the warm sunset illuminate your features at a slanted angle. he was perfectly content to talk, or be silent, whichever you preferred.

“do you think i’m strange?” there was no insecurity behind your question, he could hear that.

it was a genuine pondering of yours, a whimsical thought that entered your pretty head, and cedric knew it wasn’t an insult to reply, “a little. in the most beautiful way, of course.”

you smiled lightly, “of course.”

there were specks of paint crusted onto your jeans which you flicked at with only a half present mind. your heart beat was synced with the boy behind you; your breath was steady as his.

an amber leaf fluttered onto your open palm. you’d seen it coming.

“i like you.”

you laughed, leaning back, “i thought you loved me.” again, there were no sadder undertones. just teasing.

cedric blinked a little too slowly, a little too comfortable, “i do. i love you, but i like you too.”

murmuring against his lips as you shifted to kiss him, “i’m glad. it’s very much mutual.”

that afternoon stretched into the night, as did many gone by and many to come. there was a certain angelic quality to the relationship you shared with cedric diggory. it wasn’t always soft and smooth, nothing ever was, but the two of you were like nectar. something golden.

a night spent in your poor father’s office, grey streaks further marring his hair with the ever present stress of living, you asked him a question of your own.

“do you think cedric loves me, dad?”

remus put down his quill, “do you doubt it?”

“no. i just want to know what you think.”

“i think you are the sun of that boy’s life. you love the sun?”

you nodded sagely, “of course.”

your dad smiled, “there you are then.”

🏷️ — @faeriieblush @it-be-me-ella

[swiftmitsu]

HJADSJKDAS CAN I PET MOSS PLZ HES SO 💓💥✨

i forgot to actually post this i apologise for being lATE

he likey :)

[sotogalmo]

I think that Mike and Vanessa would do anything in their power to ensure Aunt Jane doesn't know anything about little Sammy Emily. I mean, this Karen is so sociopathic that she even criticizes Mrs. Schmidt (this is actually Canon. I've read the film novelization where Jane called Mrs. Schmidt a "weak woman" and showed no pity to her brother and sister-in-law's devastatation at Garrett being kidnapped).

Vanessa would probably even tell Jane during a visit "You didn't care one bit about Garrett being kidnapped and the effect it had on Mike's parents. You don't deserve to know Sammy Emily if you care so little about your own brother." Cue Vanessa storming off with her head held high.

It would be even more of a shock to Jane's system if she gets word of CPS approving of Mike having custody of Abby and Sammy, noting that he has a full-time job and a part-time job on the side (I can imagine him alternating between working at Abby's school as a mechanic and part-time at Sparky's Diner in the sequel).

I mean, could you just imagine the reality hitting this woman's system like a freight train that she lost? Her attempts to get Mike fired and Abby in her custody only succeeded in herself being arrested, a protection order forbidding her from making contact with her nephew and niece, and facing many years behind bars.

SHE CALLED A MOTHER A "weak woman"⁉️⁉️⁉️WHEN THEIR YOUNG SON(who's by the way: 4 years old. <- my hc, but yk). GOT KIDNAPPED⁉️⁉️

JAIL! JAIL FOR 100TH YEARS!/ref

Jane is such a bitch. Good God 😨. Honestly you go Vanessa<3

(tbh hope she's scared of mimes/clowns. If she ever gets the Puppet, then she's gonna be scared for her whole life. Even more scared when the whole ghost thing is proven to be true and Abby wasn't at all crazy)

Mike having two jobs. Such a sweet man<3. Working at Abby's school & then at a restaurant. He's so cool for that

[maries-gallery]

Friday Funday - who are your five favorite Ikemen suitors?

OH MY GOD OKAY, FRIDAY FUNDAY!

In no particular order (you don't know the ordeal you're putting me through anon):

Rio Ortiz (ikepri)

Chevalier Michel (ikepri)

Napoleon (ikevamp)

Arthur (ikevamp)

Lancelot Kingsley (ikevamp)

BUT (because this was too hard) honourable mentions to:

Edgar bright (ikerev)

Mozart (ikevamp)

Nokto Klein (ikepri)

And I hope you don't mind me turning this into a game anon, because am so excited to see my friends' list <3

no pressure tag: @pockcock @aquagirl1978 @randonauticrap @revasserium @xxsycamore @candied-boys @altairring @outofthepapers @venulus @violettduchess @yarnnerdally @revasserium

And anyone who wants to join! If you see this, consider yourself tagged <3

[norrisgrl]

Does Paul still live with his parents

hihi, anon!! i'm not a hundred percent sure but i think he does:) there was a little reel (from november last year) where Ralf said that Paul still lived with his parents, so i'm sure he still does

[55sturn]

i love this fandom but too many people complain and nitpick about dumb shit, now they’re saying that matt was vaping in the new video like what

people love to make their own theories and rumours and run with them, that’s why it’s better to just ignore that shit and not feed into it

[danveration]

Heyy <3 it's actually my 20th birthday today 🥺 and sadly my family doesn't really care about that ... could I maybe have a scenario with alastor on his lovers birthday and how he cheers her up because her birthday is kinda a sad day to her? It would mean so much to me :(

hi :) first of all, happy birthday!! i’m so sorry your family doesn’t take the time care about it. 20 is is a big accomplishment:) you should feel very proud of yourself. And of course, I’ll try to whip something up! I hope you enjoy it ❤️❤️

Parings: Alastor x reader

Summary: It’s your birthday but you’re pretty upset about it. But Alastor is there to comfort you.

You’re sitting on your shared bed with Alastor, trying to not get caught up in all the bad thoughts.

It was your birthday today and you’re not quite fond of them. It was a sad day to you. You weren’t looking forward to today.

You hear light knocking on the door and then Alastor steps in. He looks at you all in the dumps and can’t for the life of him figure out why.

“Dearest?” He asks, leaning on his cane and tilting his head. He is wearing his usual red suit but he has one of those cone birthday hats on, even though Angel and Husk made fun of him all of this morning, he’s still keeping it on for you.

He knows today is your birthday and, as the gentleman he is, planned a whole day is extravagant activities! He had all your favourite foods and desserts in the kitchen. He made them all from scratch for you, knowing you love his cooking.

You look up at him as tears start to form in your eyes.

Alastor’s eyes widen a bit and his heart aches. He rushes over to you and immediately takes you into his arms and holds you.

“What’s the matter, fawn?” He asks in a gentle tone. His radio voice being music to your ears.

“I just..” You hiccup, trying not to sob.

He understands now that birthdays may not be the best for you, and shushes you, holding you tighter.

“Shh, it’s alright.” He pats the back of your head and starts, “I know this day may not be the brightest for you, hm? I understand it may be difficult. But I want you to know something..”

He pulls back and looks at you, putting his hands on your cheeks and smiling. Not an ounce of dis genuine-ness coming from him.

“I am here. I’m not going nowhere, Y/n. It doesn’t matter what happened in the past or what any wretched person made you feel this way about your birthday. Whatever happened, it doesn’t have to be that way, hm?” He says, smiling at you.

You smile at him lightly and nod.

“Now! how about we celebrate this day instead of feeling bad?” He proposes. He gets up quickly and puts his hand out in front of you to take, with his cane in his other hand.

You’re still pretty sad, but Alastor is right. You sniffle and take his hand. Instantly feeling comforted.

“Now, my dear.. I prepared some lovely things for you and planned out our day to a tea! You’ll forget about all the sadness in no time!” He says, happily.

You walk into the kitchen area and gasp. He has made all your comfort foods and favourite foods/drinks that you don’t even remember telling him about. There’s a ribbon that goes across the room that says “Happy Birthday Y/n!” with his handwriting. On the left tables, there’s presents from him and the other residents of the hotel, a stuffed animal deer, and in the middle of the kitchen on the main table, there’s a cake that says happy birthday aswell.

He looks down at you and says, “I hope you like it.”

You immediately hug him, wrapping your hands around his waist.

His heart swells. He hopes he can make this the best day ever for you. And if you feel bad again, he will make sure to comfort you without even blinking an eye. He loves you dearly and he won’t let any silly thing ruin his lovers mood. He’ll be here for you today and every other day to come.

A/N: Also, Alastor wants to say something to you. (Play the video underneath)

[jakexneytiri]

Jake: Can we have cuddles please?

Reader:Uh Jake I need to go hunting so no cuddles

not gonna lie, when i first read this i thought the roles were reversed and jake was denying reader cuddles

but we’re denying jake cuddles??!! ☹️☹️

not on my watch!

“c’mere.” jake pulls you onto his chest, grabbing your thigh and swinging it over his hip.

“mmmm.” you hum, lowering your lips to his. “good morning to you, too.”

he wastes no time connecting his lips to yours, feverishly kissing you as his arms move to snake around your waist.

you giggle against his lips before breaking away, trying to get up for the day.

he stops you, grabbing your wrist and pulling you back down to his chest. “where d’ya think you’re going?”

“jaaaaake!” you whine, jutting your lower lip out. “i have to get up, i need to hunt.”

“cut the crap.” he rests his thumb against your lower lip, before grabbing your jaw and kissing you again. “it can wait.” he mumbles, trailing his lips to your collarbone, eagerly placing wet kisses along it.

you can’t help but fold under his touch, letting a small sigh out as your body relaxes against his. you rest your head on his chest again, listening to his heartbeat as your eyelids begin to droop.

“that’s it, babygirl. just relax.” he says, placing a gentle kiss to the top of your head, while his fingers trail up and down your spine, earning a shiver from you.

“wanna stay like this with you all day.”

[nibblelinephym]

Psst you didn't hear this from me(it's probably obvious who I am) but Broadway Licensing has the rtc script(it's where it's licensed through) and their email is blmusicals@broadwaylicensing.com

! ! ! ! ! send them angry emails make sure they know how absolutely fucking disgusting we know this is. we CANNOT let them get away with erasing this disability ! ! ! ! !

[swiftmitsu]

Who is your favorite sans au? Hii!!!

[sotogalmo]

To be honest, if aunt Jane was given a restraining order barring her from making contact with her nephew and niece, that'd be the biggest reality check she'd ever be given. I mean, the novelization of the film straight-up says she's used to getting away with everything due to her Karen-esque attitude.

Now, she's barred from making contact with her nephew and niece and facing serious jail time due to the felonies she's committed (for hiring vandals to vandalize Mike's place of work to get him fired).

And even more so, Mike has been proven to be a far better guardian and is even co-parenting Abby with two friends of his (Vanessa and Michael Afton). The house they've moved into is far more bigger and has far more space. All three of them are bringing income into the house and have plenty of food stocked.

So in many ways, she lost her chance to get Abby into her custody the moment she started seeing Abby as a means to get money from the government (rather than seeing her as an emotionally fragile child who needs a parental figure) and when she hired those vandals (Jeff, Hank, and Carl) to commit vandalism, all just to get Mike fired.

[tiredandcaffeinated]

If you could say one thing to a person who is no more in contact what would it be ?

i think I'd hope they're happy and doing better

[viivdle]

GIRL UR TFOTA MEMES ARE SO HILARIOUS 😭😭😭

i literally cackle whenever u post em they're genius <3

STOP THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! THAT'S SO SWEET<3

so curious who you are now i'd love to check your blog😭