#anti marinette ig

[gameguy20100]

stay mad over socqueline x félix lmao? you clearly don't know the concepts well enough to know that they actually have a good dynamic. also don't call socqueline a "discount marinette" she WAS the og marinette. your adrinette wouldn't exist without socqueline and félix's love square from the pv so like? don't get why you're hating a ship you can't even interpret correctly but that's your life ig

No.

The PV was completely different.

Socqueline might have been based on PV Marinette but she's still not PV Marinette she's not discount Marinette she's bootleg Marinette. Canon Marinette has way more characterization and we love her.

If you liked the idea of PV Felix that's fine. Everyone likes an anti hero after all.

But Canon Felix is nothing like PV Felix. He's a manipulative, selfish, misogynistic, prat.

Talk about the show we have, not the one you want.

[just-honey-dewd]

Miraculous Ladybug: Spoilers for Perfection (Part 1)

I’m dead.

Warning, I’m quite critical in this review/ramble. MLB spoilers for S5 E12, cuz screw chronological episode releases. Part 2 will cover Emotion (cuz I had to stop it halfway to process the madness).

Fun fact. I feel like the jump in development between these two episodes actually speaks to the amount of episodes you could skip if you wanted to see what this show would be like if it went through a more “Show don’t tell” angle. If anyone has come up with a definitive “show-don’t-tell” cut of the show once it’s finally finished, pls send me a drive or a recommendation list, or I’ll have to do it myself /hj

For realskies, I….? Perfection was middle school secondhand cringe I suppose. The “I love” “moo” thing is self-aware, but still cringe nonetheless. Wondered of a funnier variation of her trying to say “ew” instead in reaction to Adrien’s established camembert stench like she keeps holding up a picture of camembert each time to try to get herself to say “I love (ew)” — but never even considers the correlation with that stench and Plagg. I’m actually curious btw about the french variation as a non-french speaker. Je taime? Right? Idk how the cow card would play into this.

Also mad props to MLB for tackling miscommunication and issues like fear of rejection, fear of failure, golden child syndrome with more care between the Marinette and Kagami, and having that translate into an akuma — screw you I could care less what they’re actually called now — that wasn’t just blindly destructive to everyone around em. More self-destructive, which I find to be more common for people irl. The ratio of people who’d use their negativity to lash out on others is hard to gage, but I know it’s been way too late in the game for there to be only this one akuma who’d rather sit and wallow in their lonliness. More people would rather crawl in a hole and die than inconvenience a stranger.

That desire to want to sit in isolation for days on end is quite relatable. More so than the manbaby temper tantrums you’d see from Mayor Bourgeious, the Ice cream guy, or Gabriel Agreste ffs. One can argue that Hawkmoth intentionally seeks out powerhungry hateful individuals: but that requires assuming Gabriel wasn’t just blindly choosing anyone with shallow grievances, with his powers amplifying them to be stupidly destructive. So I think the less complicated conclusion is Gabriel doesn’t seek out the strongest of negative emotions, (the baby akumas shoulda been a dead indicator), but he’ll take anything. Still doesn’t take away from the fact that aside from “Perfection”, there hasn’t been any other akuma who’s emulated what it’d really feel like to have your deep negative feelings of inadequecy be amplified. Or maybe I’m just projecting, which in that case, my bad 😋

On a separate note, this show had the potential to explore the deeply tragic misuse of the butterfly miraculous — that capacity to empathise with others, recognise their sadness beneath the anger —it really coulda been a good eye opener for mental health in society. But ehhh I already shot myself in the foot long ago for even insinuating MLB would ever try to reflect or deeply respond to modern-day issues. It really isn’t more than what its premise surmises. Aside from also being an anti-rich, soap opera, pre-teen angst monstrosity. But I digress.

Overall, Perfection is not for my age demographic but the sentiment comes across. Also, Adrien attempting to sing a dramatic ballad, and it being overshadowed by Marinette and Kagami’s shared feelings of inadequecy in their relationship to each other was both disheartening but also hilarious to me. “No worries, Adrien can always come up with another song from the heart off-screen! Besties come first!” Slay honestly. (Actually I take that back, Kagami don’t follow Lila’s IG!!!—)

Thanks for reading!

[jennrypan]

Marinette gettin akumatized wouldnt do much- like she'd just make people tell the truth and maybe itll take like a few hours or more cuz shes ladybug and theyll need to find a replacement.

Like she wont be op- maybe if Ladybug was akumatized, she would though I dunno...what shed do cuz Chat destroyed the moon so would she...create..a volcano?- or something evil-

[cescalr]

OK but 2 things:

Marinette remains a stalker, right, like that's just casually a thing she does?? Um???? Guys???? Stealing a fishing rod.... sabotaging a shoot... mari that's his job please honey stop this foolishness. Also goddamn do you not care about your own responsibilities? Um. You agreed to look after those kids... ditching adrien once isn't going to kill you. If anyone would get a busy schedule, it's him lol

Nino can't fucking stand chat and said that right to his face i- how is adrien supposed to act after that. Like Nino is his best friend and can't stand chat.... hmmmm. Rocketear dashing all the hopes and dreams of the ninoir fandom in one fell swoop alfjakxhlajf. Ig since Luka knows abt his identity now, and doesn't hate either persona, then ig I'm gonna have to rely on him for bestfriendism. Sad times.

[marvelouslyalwaysme]

Ok so something crazy happened tonight and it will only be crazy to me and me alone, and I'm just saying it cause it needs to be out in the world somehow someway, so continue reading of you want but it is nothing crazy unless you are me

So 3 of my cousins and my aunt came over tonight to visit cause my brother is visiting right now so they came to see him, now we don't see them as often as we used so the relationships are not as close as they once were (not important but just giving you the vibe ig) so we're sitting im sitting at the dining table while everyone else is sitting on the couches(well except for my older cousin who was on the ground with her kid, again doesn't matter but yk) so we're sitting there for a while my mom and my aunt are talking away and at some point my mom turns on miraculous tales of lady bug and cat noir, it was the movie I think where they go to Japan (I think it was a movie idk I don't watch the show) but I do know the like gay theories and stuff people have about it and the gay relationship between that both girl and pretty in pink girl because duh I'm on tumblr, so anyways it was a scene where marinette was riding on the back of this girls motorcycle and she hugs her and goes "thank you idk where I would have been without you" or something along the lines of that (also keep in mind this is a show ik they watch so they know the show) now when I saw that I thought "ok lesbian" but that's me a lesbian thinking that right not shocking I see lesbians everywhere but out the corner of my eye I see my youngest cousin (age 11) tap her sister (age 13 or 14) to get her attention and she does the limp wrist 'are you gay' thing to her to be like 'that was gay right' I didn't even see what the 13 year old did to that cause I was just in shock I had look away luckily I was wearing a mask cause my mouth fell open immediately

Now you might be thinking why is that crazy? Right well that side of the family is VERY religious and conservative not vote for Trump conservative but like condemn gay people conservative for sure and like really religious like only allowed to watch certain things and listen to certain music like constant policing of their clothes and like anti covid vaccine (and my aunt's a nurse btw) like barely wear masks outside, like my uncle doesn't think that the cops are apart of the a problem (he is a cop btw a black one) like very gender norm men do this and women do this mentality like very religious women here to serve men bullshit so the fact that they even know what that means let alone did it in response to marinette hugging a girl blows my mind but like the 14 year old has phone and they can't super control everything in that as much as they tried with their older sister (19 years old) (Who btw moved out cause of how religious strict and controlling they were) but like that shit was honestly the craziest shit ever. anyways if you not me reading this and read the whole thing I'm sorry for wasting your time but honestly I made solely for me cause it needed to go somewhere

[jennrypan]

Ima need the miraculous salt fandom to stay very VERY far from Invincible if theyre gonna taint it like they did the battag with their friggin lame ship thats only a ship cuz people are bitter and it cant even stand on its own without ooc shit and making Marinette OP as hell.

Just go away-- chameleon happened a long ass time ago, your salt fics can fuck off- i dont needa see 'Marinette deserves better' in every fandom when she aint really..do anything. Like her life is pretty damn grand.

Lila is just annoying thats it.

Also..if she went into that show she would get yeeted so h a r d oh my god-- same with DC.

SOME fics are good, but like..lord.

[jennrypan]

Inhale.

I hate those fics were the class blames Adrien or gets annoyed with him for his advice.

It wasnt even bad advice cuz Marinettes dumbass wont tell anyone what really happened.

And adrien assumes his classmates are good smart enough people to not fully believe Lila. Cuz..who actually gives a shit.

So what lila lies about herself. Marinette mind your damn business. Tf.

Shes more of an inconvenience to Adrien than she is to Marinette.

Like Adrien has to work with Lila and not to mention his father actively uses her to spy on him. So why the fuck is Marinette so worried about Lilas dumbass lies when theyre not even that focused on her.

Just. Adrien has a reason to say what he said, hes not wrong in assuming going the aggressive approach wouldnt work. And plus unless big bad marinette has a plan they cant out her properly and not to mention...the class isnt stupid Theyre just kind. And its not like lilas lies will effect THEM.

And still I understand why the class wouldnt believe Marinette. Cuz...she over reacts a lot and she reacts out of jealousy frequently.

Sorry if i dont feel bad for her issues. Whoops.

[jennrypan]

More posts. Cuz im just annoyed with marinettes whole damn character rn.

"Marinette deserves better"

..does she tho. The little shit has a great damn life tf. Amazing parents, loving friends, a lot of talent, celebrities adore her.

Tf is wrong with her life besides her being ladybug?? Aka a loved super hero. Chats a hero too and his civilian life has a LOT more responsibilities and pressure but sure. Marinette does nice things for people she couldve said no to and suddenly shes soo stressed out 🙄 tf. Kagami has the same responsibility, Chloes mom is also the literal worst

But yeah poor marinette has a small bully and her crush doesnt like her back. Boo fucking hoo.

Marinette is her own problem.

She cant say two damn sentences to adrien cuz shes a goofy weirdo, cant say no apparently, and shes always sticking her nose in other peoples business, she also cant deal with a simple liar like its fucking hard, wont tell anyone lila threatened her, wont tell Chat Noir about the guardians and shit.

Even though hes her partner.

She over complicates shit and it stops me from feeling bad for her. Like..sucks to suck. At least you have parents to cry to. Shut up-

Im not saying I hate Marinette but god. Yall act like shes the best character in the show and she can do no wrong and its aggravating.

[jennrypan]

I will never understand Daminette shippers that ship Damian and Marinette but make Marinette Jason or Dicks little sister???

Like..even if they arent blood related they still call each other brother?? They call the same man father so..Damian would see Marinette as a sister..or just not acknowledge her existence.

Cmon. Adoptive siblings are still siblings in case yall forgot.

[jennrypan]

Marinette stans are the main reason I dont fucking vibe with the character anymore.

"Marinettes perfect, marinettes a strong queen icon" or what the fuck ever.

And if any character dare does something wrong to poor Marinette, and if someone prefers other characters over her its the absolute worst.

Listen, Ima say this carefully and as disrespectfully as I intend.

Youre painfully annoying, you are also ridiculously stupid and instead of bugging people on the internet you should go outside and waste someone elses time, youre mother shouldve swallowed. To save everyone the massive fucking headache so no one would have to deal with your bullshit.

I said what I said, you are pathetically annoying and I feel bad for your obsessive behavior. Get some help.