#anywave. Hi again

[t-underneaththeradardancing]

hot off the presses - i mean fone camera but it duznt ring - anywaves in the hallelujah anyway category - t's ie my feature at madrone tomorrow is postponed - thats the anyway - the reason is mc has covid - the hallelujah part is illin only mildly - still an open mic tomorrow but no emcee - and part of feature was a couple of duets

then again a moon - clouds dont quite contain it or obscure completely for more than a minute - tho like the sea relentless and now - this now while imma rite ing it is hidden - again - in another now it will b cloudless and lets not get started on dimensions - ok - coulda sed "dont be silly " but wheres the fun lets settle on foolish - t can character act the fool in his sleep blindfolded - r u listening wim wenders - but pleez no closeups in sharp focus

its kinda hazy - the feels lately - mostly good but everybody anxious - its the times we live in - fuk noticed a mistake - duz that mean i gots to edit or that i did already - i dont care if it all makes sense - well a little maybe - if i start to question too much it only increases the surreality - and not the good kind either

imma more or less ok i guess

idk - yah ok ish sorta like both sides of clouds

[theworlds3rdeverchara-ty]

hey i did a remarkavle job of not aaking mew to do it aboat cam

anywave i want mewr opinions on spamton next, canon editipn

favorite thing about them (i like his design, music, and way of talking)

least favorite thing about them (he's probably like, just a generic asshole in canon) (like even in the timeline where he doesn't gaslight children into committing genocide) (he's probably just a huge dick)

favorite line (i like the "FEAR" dialog in the shop)

brOTP (he doesn't really have any friends) (maybe the addisons at some point but in canon thats pretty iffy)

OTP (for the canon version i can't really imagine him getting with anyone) (i think anything with swatch or the addisons is really unlikely in canon) (spamtonXjevil is funny) (<- divorce) (i do like spamtonXaddisons/spamtonXpink addison) (i just don't think it would happen in canon)

nOTP (as i said i don't think any ship would happen in canon) (i haven't seen any ship i'm really againt yet) (but keep in mind i've really only seen like spamtonXjevil and SpamtonXaddisons/pink addison stuff) (a little bit of spamtonXswatch but not that much)

random headcanon (less of a head canon and more something i noticed once) (he isn't a puppet until he becomes neo) (thats when the strings show up and thats also when he's attacks are treated as puppet element)

unpopular opinion (maybe more of a headcanon but i can't think of another unpopular opinion) (i don't think he's "gone purposeless" (granted i don't think thats a thing that happens to darkners in canon at all(or at least in the way many people think it does))(i could go on a whole thing about this but i wont)) (i mean think about it, assuming he was always a spam email. what purpose does that serve in the first place? it just exists to take up space and maybe get some money out of people) (and thats exactly what he does) (his issue seems to be with what that purpose is and not that he lacks a purpose)

song i associate with them (other than his music from the game and fan songs explicitly about him this is the only song i can think of) (but again connecting this to the canon version is iffy)

favorite picture of them (i like his glitched laugh animation) (the sweepstakes dance and healing angel are pretty good too)

[not-so-smallfry]

"Oops! )(e)(e, too low..."

A video pops up on your feed- a hi def shot of a fairly impressive bust contained in what appears to be a wetsuit sports bra, and a fairly broad, fairly toned, grey stomach. After a moment, the view is briefly blocked by a hand ending in sharply manicured nails, before resuming a moment later, showing a widely smiling sea dweller, her sharp teeth glittering. You watch her shrug her broad shoulders, and then she speaks up again

"S)(ello everyone! Sorry aboat that!! Just got this webcam set up- by mys)(ellf!"

You watch her grin grow even wider, it that was somehow possible, and ponder about how frightening that grin might be if she didn't look so gosh darn pleased with herself

"Anywave, I figured if I'm gonna do t)(is I might as swell make it FUN! So thanks to Sollux-"

Here she blows a kiss at the camera and winks

"You all get to see me eat all T)(IS"

She reaches out of frame, grunts softly, and then lifts what must be 500 pounds of meat, glistening wetly. Perched atop it, looking almost comically miniscule in quantity, is a six pack of CHERRY BROKE™, beloved* soft drink of trolls** the world over. After holding the bounty there for a moment, you see her drop it out of frame with a THUD, before the webcam is covered again.

A few moments later, your view returns- the camera has been leveled once more, and has a view of a table, with feferi seated at the head, in front of the vast quantity of sollux's meat in front of her. She turns to the camera, gives you a thumbs up, and starts to dig in.

The sight is...something else. The massive girl shoves filet after Cutlet after slab into her maw, swallowing each raw side of fish with such rapidity that it vanishes almost instantly down her throat, bulging slightly, and then vanishing into her belly. Some would call the sight fascinating, others disgusting. You...you're not quite sure how you feel, but you haven't turned it off yet, clearly.

After a good portion of the meat, enough to lay low any smaller person, but offering only the slightest swell to her middle, feferi pauses to grab a bottle of Broke, pinging the cap off with a deft flick of her clawed hand, and downing the bottle in a single brief gulp. She pauses for a second, gingerly placing the glass to the side, and then, after a moment, offers a brief, dainty burp. Then, the pile of fish is assaulted once more.

The video, somehow only seven minutes long despite the vast meal before her, delivers exactly what is promised. Whole reams of delicious, salty snack vanish into the heiress's maw, and with each gulp her middle steadily swells. Despite the constraining nature of her top, feferis breasts bounce and wobble with the violent force of her consumption, soon followed by her beach ball belly once she's filled it some more. The only pause in the feeding frenzy comes when she polishes off another one of the drinks, each time resuming almost immediately.

Steadily, surely, the pile dwindles, and feferi grows, her back arching and her chair scooting away from the table as her gut presses into it, creaking and groaning in protest as the weight in it grows to untold proportions. Finally, the last bit of meat vanishes between her teeth, swiftly followed by the last bottle of soda, and the massive, hungry heiress is left to recline with a pleasant, dopy expression on her face, rubbing away at her belly and offering a soft burp or two intermittently.

Finally, after a long moment, she groans, heaving herself upward and waddling back to the camera, giving off plenty of views of her wobbling, swollen gut. On her 12 foot tall frame, it almost looks like a gray yoga ball taped to her middle- an amount of belly that would certainly immobilize a troll of a more normal height.

Eventually she makes it back across the room, belly dominating the camera frame, and leans down, the sound of her stomach impacting the floor with a PLAP followed shortly by her smiling face bending into frame.

"W)(OOF WOW OCRAY GLUB

T)(at was SO GOOD" She bubbles, not even slowed down by the mass inside her, "T)(ankyou s)(oal muc)( Sol, and I hope everyone else enjoyed the s)(ow!! Sea you soon!!"

She waves again, a few more happy glubs escaping her lips, and then the video goes dark. You're just about to scroll on, when you notice there's still about 45 seconds of timestamp on the videOhShitThereSheIsAgain

"Oh!! And if you think Sollux s)(ould TELL M---E W)(AT A L--EAGU--E OF L--EG--ENDS IS please pike t)(is video!! T)(anks byyyyeeeee~"

And then it ends, frozen on the bright white view of her ridges of razor edged teeth.

Your hand trembles on the like button...

[surohsopsisofclouds]

Hey all! Time for the nightly happy thoughts post!

Moon played on the SMP for a good while, and got a lot of stuff done on it

Hey also helped start the process of making a nether portal for the shopping district!

Techno, once again, put the fear of the Blood God into one of our friends avsvshddh

He also set up a potato shop

Sweets was adorable as usual-

she just stole my hat.

...Ok, anywaves! She also spent 90% of her time on the SMP making everyone very happy, and giggling away at the chaos.

I've gotten some time to chat with my sons, and meet a few of our systemmates, including the admin- sorry, gatekeeper, of our subsystem!

Fic rec of the day is A Survivor and His Bloodthirsty Son by CakeCleaner on ao3.

Goodnight everyone!

[seafoamsweetheart-blog]

[ Her Merciful Ascendance [HMA] began trolling His Imperial Arbitration [HIA] ]

HMA: S)(ello fincess.  3B) HMA: Did you miss me?

HIA: 'ey its the princess HIA: what's up? HIA: may6e? wh9's askin'

HMA: It's a fincess eelrig)(t. HMA: Noffin muc)(.  Just enjoying a day wit)( my clade. HMA: I saw your tidal and t)(oug)(t 'T)(is bass)(ole )(asn't )(eard from me in a w)(ale.' HMA: Moby I s)(oald grace )(im wit)( my cute quirk.

HIA: well c9nsid'a me graced (;B HIA: sh9cker a cut fin like y9u w9uld 6e talkin ta me again s9 s99n HIA: what's the 9ccassi9n sweetheart wantin' a r9und 2?

HMA: )(e)(e.  It seams you can't reefsist me, can you? HMA: Muc)( to your displeasure no, I'm afraid I can't take you up on your 'generous' offer. HMA: I acs)(oally wanted to sea )(ow you were doing.  38P HMA: Or is t)(at conc)(sidered taboo for you wit)( your fuckbuoy lifestyle.  38P

HIA: HEY HEY AIN'T N969DY HEA LIVIN N9 FUCK6U9Y LIFESTYLE HIA: It's called 6ein' an emper9r that can d9 what he want HIA: anyways this m9nth I get extra cra66y a shame ya can't c9me 9ver HIA: Y9u wantin' t9 kn9w h9w I 6e is less 6elieva6le than c9ld fire

HMA: Someone got all D-EF-ENSIV-E so suddenly. HMA: You must )(ave woken up on t)(e wrong seaside of t)(e absurd )(uman bed. HMA: )(e)(e. HMA: Once a fuckbuoy alwaves a fuckbuoy. HMA: -Efin if you )(ave a fancy little tiara on t)(at cute )(ead of yours. HMA: 38*

HIA: hey at least I can admit I like fuckin ar9und unlike y9u princess d8B HIA: aint en9ugh m9ney in the w9rld that'd make me 6elieve half the facade y9u 6e fr9ntin all the time. HIA: speakin' 9f ann9yin' 6itches have ya heard fr9m Cal? HIA: I ain't hear fr9m that lil shit in a while I'm w9rryin 9ver here.

HMA: I don't pike fucking around, acs)(oally. HMA: Conc)(sider yours)(ellf a lucky case to efin be touc)(ing me, muc)( less getting to sea all of me. HMA: Naut t)(at it matters anywaves.  I know I've been on your pan.  38;) HMA: I am naut annoying.   I'm CUT-E. HMA: )(owebber, I t)(ink Cal is doing ocray? HMA: I've been busy wit)( my own fins. HMA: T)(ere's been no tide to reely to worry aboat )(im. HMA: Aw)(.  Look at you. HMA: You acs)(oally DO care aboat somefin otter t)(an your )(UG-E -EGO. HIA: 6ig statement ta say c9min fr9m the 6itch wh9 was all up 9n this 6IG EG9 last time ya visted (;B

HIA: and I care s9metimes! shit ya think im s9me kinda m9nster? HIA: lil guy left an impressi9n 9n me lets leave it at that HIA: and may6e y9u have 6een 9n my pan HIA: m9stly that fat ass 9f y9urs 6ut I mean it's still y9u right? HIA: 6itch that ain't luck I kn9w I'm irresista6le

HMA: It was bigger t)(an somefin else last tide. HMA: Just kidding! HMA: Your -EGO is bigger t)(an anyfin else on you. HMA: T)(at's still so CUT-E.  You care aboat someone more t)(an doing your )(air or your nails. HMA: MY ASS ISN'T FAT. HMA: It's perc)(fectly proportioned for my size. HMA: YOU are just jellyfis)( I )(appen to )(ave a cute one. HMA: ... HMA: Coddamnit.  W)(y do I let you encourage me to be so lewd. HMA: W)(at is your S-EACR-ET. HMA: You moby irresistabubble... HMA: Boat one fin is for s)(ore, you're t)(e one w)(o caved first and invited me over. HMA: Someone wants to rest in Peixes.  38;D

HIA: why rest when I can just keep c9min in and 9ut all day? HIA: (8B HIA: 6a6e ya ass is fat and I remem6a it quite well fr9m my angle HIA: and that ain't n9 insult either HIA: And just like ya said 6a6e I insight it cause I am irresista6le HIA: And last I remem6a Peixes y9u the 9ne wh9 sent me that 699tycall n9t me. HIA: and y9u can g9 fuck a clam with that carin' 6S y9u spillin' actin' like me havin' s9me s9rta c9mpassi9n is the funniest shit this side 9f Alternia eva see. HIA: 6itch if I truly did n9t care then this c9nv9 w9uld n9t 6e happin' and y9u'd 6e a piece 9f ass I get t9 mark 9ff my list 9f 6ad 6itches t9 fuck. |8B

HMA: You're getting sentimental on me eelready? HMA: T)(at's so sweet! HMA: Moby. HMA: Just moby. HMA: I )(appen to miss you too, )(mm? HMA: If I could sea you again, I would. HMA: Boat I pike teasing you.  It's fun. HMA: It seams to keep you coming back. HMA: And conc)(estly, it must be working if you're still glubbing wit)( me.  38) HMA: It just means t)(at we )(ad a lot of fun. HMA: And moby, just MOBY, our connection is reel, t)(en.

HIA: I c9me 6ack 6ecause my mem9ry 6e fuzzy HIA: 6ut I kn9w I feel s9methin f9r y9u HIA: I kn9w Cal wiped my mind a s9methin, I just d9n't kn9w what that is. HIA: and he w9nt tell me why. HIA: I wanna kn9w why a pink fuck like y9u makes my pusher race and d9 all s9rts a things wheneva ya message me. HIA: 9r efin sea me. HIA: SEE. ME. EVEN. HIA: stupid puns

HMA: You mean you acs)(oally reely do? HMA: )(oly s)(ip. HMA: Conc)(sider me impressed! HMA: Again, if I could tell you, I would. HMA: I want to. HMA: I eel t)(e same wave. HMA: -Efin t)(oug)( you irribait me, naut being able to glub wit)( you )(as been )(ard. HMA: And you punned for me! HMA: I'm flattered!  Reely! HMA: It makes it bereefabubble t)(at my caring aboat you is wort)( it. HMA: )(alibut you pun for me again? HMA: Joking and flirting seaside, )(ow are you doing? HMA: I still do acs)(oally care, you know.

HIA: ... HIA: I've 6een 6eta cutiefin HIA: c9nchestly they g9t me swamped 9va hea d9in all my shit and Didi g9t me w9rkin t9 the 69ne. HIA: I g9t c9urt in an h9ur t99 HIA: I aint neva had this many sessi9ns in a fuckin day let al9ne a week. /8B HIA: shit's 6een stressin me and the witch w9n't sit d9wn tw9 m9thafuckin' sec9nds t9 6e my m9ireel and listen t9 me. HIA: all she want is take take take she ain't neva give 6ack ta me. And if I speak up '69at it she get mad. HIA: and I w9n't say what happen afta w9rds 6ecause it aint shit y9u need ta kn9w. HIA: I 6e wantin ma lil cra6cake s9metimes s9 I can talk '69at half this shit 6ut I feel like I fucked up 9ur friendship s9meh9w? HIA: aint the first m9therfucker t9 leave s9 I mean I'm g99d whateva... HIA: I d9n't g9t much pe9ple wh9 t9lerate my shit eitha way. HIA: I g9t millie 6ut she d9n't give a shit she just a slave. HIA: she'd s99na krill me than talk pale shit.

HMA: I )(ad no idea you were so lonely. HMA: 38C HMA: I'll tell you w)(at. HMA: If I come across Cal, I can pass on a little message if you want. HMA: I'm s)(ore )(e wants to )(ear from you. HMA: I t)(ink )(e still cares aboat you, I reely do! HMA: Seadweller's )(onor.  380

HIA: I'm n9t l9nely I g9t s9me9ne in my 6ed every night- HIA: d8B HIA: ... I mean that'd mean a l9t yeah HIA: I just wanna kn9w h9w he 6e.

HMA: I'll pass it along, on my )(onor. HMA: I'm ocray I guess. HMA: I've been a little stressed trying to take care of everyone )(ere. HMA: Boat otter t)(an t)(at fins )(ave been ocray. HMA: I got a Feebas!  A little Pokemon t)(at evolves into somefin beautiful. HMA: I dunno if you remember Lady, my Magikarp, boat t)(ey get along. HMA: )(ere are my two little gills! [HMA uploaded princessleiaandladyred.jpg]

HIA: 9h c99l HIA: s9unds shitty when did ya 6ec9me every9nes lusus? ?8B HIA: them little 6aes l99k ad9ra6le! (8B HIA: I g9t a kra66y named Pinchers HIA: he an 9ld fuck 6ut I l9ve 'em [HIA uploaded krabbyfuckrr.jpg]

HMA: )(e is so CUT-E! HMA: GLUB GLUB GLUB! HMA: I could stare at t)(at cutiefin all day! HMA: )(e)(e. HMA: I t)(ink I'm in love!

HIA: Next time I'll let y9u see him HIA: he a friendly giant HIA: He 6ig en9ugh y9u c9uld sit 9n his 6ack y9u'd have a 6last

HMA: I t)(ink I )(ave a reefson to come sea you t)(en. HMA: I would love to spend some tide wit)( your crabby frond. HMA: 38D 38D 38D

HIA: I g9t m9re 6ut he my fav9rite

HMA: Play favorites wit)( your partners. HMA: You're suc)( a glubbing tyrian. HMA: 38P

HIA: Whaaaaaat?? HIA: I g9t gigi my shiny gyarad9s that likes swimmin in my aquarium HIA: sharpedo likes hanging with gigi HIA: and claws my crawdaunt chills with Pinchers 9ut 9n the sand in the 6ack

HMA: You )(ave so many! HMA: I'm tidally jellyfis)(! HMA: T)(oug)( I will admit I want a s)(iny Umbreon. HMA: I want to call t)(em Nox.  38) HMA: I love my little gills t)(oug)(. HMA: One day t)(ey s)(ell be beautiful and powerful after all of t)(e love I give t)(em.  38)

HIA: I was a fuckin' nerd when I g9t the thr9ne the first few sweeps s9 HIA: I started c9llectin' and trainin' my 6a6es and n9w they 9ld, 6ig and p9werful like their daddy (8B [ HIA uploaded gigitrippin.jpg, PINCHERSNO.jpg to HMA ]

HMA: O)( my cod! HMA: I'm SO saving t)(ese! HMA: T)(ese will mako me smile over t)(e next week for t)(e fins I've got to do. HMA: You know, 'searious business'.  38P HMA: Just look at t)(em! HMA: T)(ey are so CUT-E! HMA: I want to pet t)(em all~!

HIA: i w9uldn't pet gigi they a mess HIA: 6ut yeah i g9t l9ads 9f 'em HIA: sharped9 the 9nly girl th9ugh s9 I can't even 6reed 'em )8 BHIA: I g9t m9re cute shit y9u'd pr96a6ly l9ve 6ut y9u kn9w h9w it 6e HIA: reputati9ns and shit d8B

HMA: Don't be t)(at wave! HMA: It's naut pike I )(ave anemone one I can s)(are t)(is wit)( pike t)(at. HMA: -Everyone would get ANGRY if t)(ey knew I was glubbing wit)( you.  38V HMA: Please s)(ow me! HMA: Do it for your fincess~!

HIA: why s9me69dy get mad y9u talkin t9 me aint y9u an empress??? HIA: 6itch y9u sh9uld 6e all9wed t9 d9 what y9u want when y9u want HIA: with9ut tellin n969dy y9 6usiness the fuck HIA: And fine... [ HIA uploaded plushpile.jpg to HMA ] ==> The pic is a pile of plush dolls from pokemon, different anime but the one feferi notices most are the salior scout ones, death note and attack on titan, generally cute cat, sheep and crab plushies, and sweets themed plushies as well.

HMA: W)(Y DIDN'T YOU -EV-ER GLUB YOU PIK-E SAILOR MOON OR OTT-ER ANIM-E! HMA: O)( my COD! HMA: I'm fangilling so )(ARD! HMA: You are now my favorite tyrian bass)(ole. HMA: I glubbing adore you! HMA: We )(AV-E to cuttle in t)(at pile!

HIA: T//8B HIA: Like i said HIA: I've g9t a fuckin reputati9n. HIA: I used t9 watch a shit t9n 9f anime with didi......

HMA: Fuck your reputation. HMA: You're glubbing adorabubble! HMA: 38D

HIA: N9 

HMA: Coddamn it, Crabcatc)(. HMA: You're B-EGGING to be cuttled.

HIA: FUCK Y9U

HMA: Later.

HIA: YA 6ETTA KEEP YA PR9MISE N9W

HMA: I will, ocray?HMA: W)(en )(ave I ever let you down?

HIA: and I 9nly sh9wed y9u 9ne pile..... HIA: T8B y9u d9n't want an answer t9 that HIA: i g9t m9re piles...

HMA: Rig)(t. HMA: S)(ore. HMA: I need to sea moor of you piles. HMA: I'm CURIOUS. HMA: You're giving me ideas for my own.

HIA: depends which 9ne y9u wanna see HIA: m9re plush? HIA: 6lankets? HIA: pill9ws? HIA: I mean I g9t a "pile" f9r t9ys 6ut that shit's private y9

HMA: ... HMA: 38//Y HMA: I.  Don't need to sea t)(at anywaves. HMA: I've.  I don't. HMA: T)(at's naut necessary, Crabcatc)(.

HIA: N9T TH9SE KIND SHIT HIA: SHIT I'M N9T THAT 6AD HIA: ITS LIKE A SHELF 9F FIGURINES FUCK HIA: AND I TH9UGHT I WAS 6AD

HMA: YOU WOULD )(AV-E SOM-EFIN PIK-E T)(AT YOU GLUBBING BOTTOMF-E-ED-ER! HMA: You're still a fuckbuoy after all. HMA: For all I know you )(ave piles of underwear from all of your conc)(quests.

HIA: THAT'S DISGUSTING HIA: I'm a pr9per 6itch I g9t that kinda shit in a dresser HIA: And N9 I D9 N9T HAVE TR9LL UNDIES THAT NASTY HIA: I'm a fuck 69y n9t a pervert HIA: T8B

HMA: Good to know w)(ere you draw t)(e line. HMA: You're still )(orribubble and you know it.

HMA: It's ocray t)(oug)(. HMA: [Message deleted].

HIA: ?8 BHIA: well yeah fuck y9u t99

HMA: Saury.  I got a little carried awave. HMA: Now is naut t)(e tide for somefin pike t)(at. HMA: Boat I'll tell you one day. HMA: In person.  38)

HIA: 6itch en9ugh with the cryptic talk HIA: I ain't signed up f9r this paran9rmal activity shit HIA: st9p with the damn riddles and 6e real with HIA: getitn' fuckin' ann9yin'

HMA: I am being reel wit)( you, Crabcatc)(. HMA: Just please trust me for now. HMA: As much as you can. HMA: After t)(at I can tell you everyfin. HMA: Ocray, love?

HIA: yeah yeah HIA: i d9n't like this patience shit y9u g9t me 9n HIA: T8B

HMA: I know. HMA: I'll mako it wort)( it. HMA: For t)(is I'll do nearly anyfin you ask after. HMA: )(ey. HMA: ... HMA: I'm glad to )(ear from you again. HMA: I would be lying if I didn't glub I miss you.

HIA: I'll h9ld y9u t9 it. HIA: yeah yeah same here.. HIA: /8B HIA: g9 d9 y9ur weird clade thing HIA: I g9t c9urt

HMA: Stay safe! HMA: And take care of yours)(ellf you bass)(ole. HMA: Try naut to miss me too muc)(. HMA: 38;)

HIA: same t9 y9u princess (;B [HIA has ceased trolling HMA]

[valorousimperial]

> Kankri, Tyfora: Gossip

sugaryexcess I sink I'm like, growing as a person and stuff in really big and significant ways~

valorousimperial Oh, yeah? Talk to me about it! I love hearing when you have good feelings about yourself!

sugaryexcess I've got low standards about my progress sometimes so it mig)(t not be like, excellent~ But Cae's been doing pretty bad lately~

valorousimperial He has?

sugaryexcess And even t)(oug)( we're kinda dating rig)(t now, I can't visit )(im in convalescence becod I'm me, )(e lives on Prosperity, and it's a secret~ O)(, yea)(~ I'm not s)(aring personal stuff, it's all public now~ You know )(ow t)(e Alternian part of )(im was a slaver?~

valorousimperial You're dating???? Also, yeah.

sugaryexcess Only kind of, commitment is )(ard and I R-EALLY don't want to jinx it~

valorousimperial I didn't know you guys were kinda dating!

valorousimperial What's your leaning?

sugaryexcess Reddis)(, concupiscent, but )(e's a quadsmeary kinda guy~ It's not pale t)(o, obvs, I would've told you t)(at one~ We went on like two dates, we're not moving particularly fast~

valorousimperial I'm so interested in this stuff. I didn't know you were polyquad!

sugaryexcess I mean, we did fuck~

valorousimperial Nice!

sugaryexcess But as far as frequency of romantic outings~ Yea)(, I've always tended t)(at way but some timelines find it more illegal t)(an ot)(ers~ I've just got lots of feelings~

valorousimperial Same.

sugaryexcess It's a R-EALLY BIG S-ECR-ET so please be careful, I know you will be but y'know~ I know!!!~ It's your best feature and your one flaw~

valorousimperial Anyway, personal growth, and stuff!

sugaryexcess Well, )(is Psii got )(is permission to get a clown to put Psii's memories of t)(e kinda questionable stuff )(e did in Cae~ So now )(e's got trauma related to )(is own face and is just now coming to grips wit)( )(ow bad stuff was~ So )(e's doing really bad~ And I can't see )(im~ But I'm not creepily trying to find ways to get in t)(ere anywave, or get )(im away from )(is real quads so )(e can come find me~ And I'm talking to )(im and )(e says I'm kelping and I keep being all weird and emotionally mature and smart~

valorousimperial That's a step in the right direction!

sugaryexcess And I've been talking to Nadaya!!!~

sugaryexcess )(e doesn't know t)(e extent of our reeloceans)(ip but I've been really mature and cool and excellent about it, and )(e's not visibly disgusted and s)(owed sympat)(y for my not being able to be t)(ere!~

valorousimperial Oh, shit, sweet!

sugaryexcess Yea)(!!!~ Idk I'm just I would've never been like t)(is wit)(out you And otter people too

valorousimperial Mostly Xanthe, but I'm really glad that you would credit me in this whole thing.

sugaryexcess It's ebberyone You all did t)(is and I love you so muc)(

valorousimperial I love you so much, too, oh my gods.

sugaryexcess 38*

valorousimperial *:B !!! I've been flirting with a Darkleer lately, myself. And also I kissed Xanthe the night before last.

sugaryexcess Oo)(~ O)( MY COD T-ELL M-E ABOUT T)(-E S-ECOND FIN FIRST If you're inclined to s)(are, I mean~

valorousimperial Okay, so??? I've been flirting with him for like. A long time. But he's a goddamn dumbass and hasn't noticed? Gods, he stresses me out.

valorousimperial So for human christmas he gave me this little goofy looking flute thing, and it's very cute. He taught me how to play it a bit, I taught myself how to play it some more.

sugaryexcess )(e's sooo like t)(at omfg~ Aw!~

valorousimperial So I wrote this song, and it's a long one, and I just called it Xanthe. It's a five minute musical description of our entire relationship, from start to now.

sugaryexcess You're so fucking romantic~

valorousimperial So I played that for him, and he was like. "It was very pretty, I loved the end of it," which was the part where I was like trying to communicate "I'VE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH YOU, YOU BASTARD!" And I told him that the song's not finished, but I need his help with how the rest of it goes

valorousimperial And he's like "I don't get it"

sugaryexcess COD COD!!!!!

valorousimperial So I had this television monitor, and I turned it on, and it played some music I wrote for my *cello,* and showed a big black spade!!! AND HE GOES FUCKING GET THIS HE GOES "I already told you it's fine that you and Lil date!"

sugaryexcess XAAAAANT)(-E AAAAAAA

valorousimperial AAAAAAA!

sugaryexcess I'M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND

valorousimperial THAT'S WHAT I SAID, WAS "AAAAA!!!"

sugaryexcess CODDDDDDDDDD

valorousimperial Like! While walking toward him, I was going AAAAAAAAAA because my pan had just!!!! Shut down! And I climbed in his lap and kissed himm! And THEN he got it! And I kissed him again and he kissed back a little, but then he made me stop because he wasn't *sure* he felt the same, because he spent so much time thinking THAT THIS WAS JUST NORMAL BEHAVIOR FOR ME!!!!!

sugaryexcess I wouldn't )(ave been surprised if )(e was just like "O)(, t)(is is for Lil, rig)(t?" XANT)(-E

valorousimperial I'M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND WAITING FOR HIM TO GET BACK TO ME! AND LAST NIGHT HIS MOIRAIL HIS!!!! MOIRAIL!!!! MESSAGES ME! AND APOLOGIZES THAT XANTHE IS A DENSE FUCKER! (That's what Lil called him) And I have to be cool about it, right? I have to be like "oh, you know, I've been flirting with him this long, I can wait for his answer!" But like!! I don't feel that cool!

sugaryexcess You really do~ It'll be okay, my love~

sugaryexcess Do you want to )(ang out or somefin?~

valorousimperial Yeah. That Darkleer's coming over tolight and I'm going to tease him til he screams, but I would love to see you right now.

sugaryexcess Distractions are good~ I'm sorry about Xant)(e!~

valorousimperial Corvin says he thinks we'll be fine? Which is encouraging? But Xanthe on his blog said, uh Let me grab it, valorousimperial sent a post i mee... The last thing is me.

sugaryexcess )(u)(~

sugaryexcess Do you know w)(at's up?~

valorousimperial Corvin said very ominous things But I don't know specifically? Like, it's something to do with Corvin. Corvin has to go somewhere, and he's taking Xanthe with him, and he doesn't know if he'll be back?

sugaryexcess )(m~

valorousimperial And he says I can hug him if he comes back.

sugaryexcess )(M~ Yea)( okay let's let )(im manage t)(at first~ 38(

valorousimperial Yeah, no kidding.

[grubhivemind]

RYAN: -wandering around the castle again today. it's kinda nice having a big house to try and navigate and peep all the different rooms. she's a little nosy, sure, but whatever. at some point she finds a balcony to hang out on and gaze at the sights around castle. whatever those may be.-

JINJIN: -There's plenty to see, a sprawling city, and dizzying majesty skylines. Jinjin was tapping away on a datapad, important emails most likely, before stumbling onto the same balcony- JINJIN: beautiful ain't it hoe?

RYAN: yeah... -says kind of wistfully before looking over at her- 

RYAN: but not as beautiful as this hoe. <3

JINJIN: -Flips her hair.- 

JINJIN: bitch I know! :kiss:

RYAN: -leans on the railing of the balcony, chinhandsing at jin.- 

RYAN: whats up? you look like youre busy with something there.

JINJIN: emails for precious thots. the store on skaia was damaged heavily. and there's also emails pertaining tho chanda. you know, the usual. 

JINJIN: you look like you've got a lot on your mind.

RYAN: right right. busy busy busy. 

RYAN: -she shrugs though.- i mean i guess. 

RYAN: im just restless... i wanna go home but i mean. i dont think anybody is there right now. 

RYAN: and even when i get there??? what am i gonna do.

JINJIN: shank a bitch, pop that ass, and get a night job as a lounge singer? not in that particular order. 

JINJIN: -She goes ahead and leans next to her.- 

JINJIN: or you could just keep hanging out here with me.

RYAN: -smiles a little- i think i will stick to that for now. 

RYAN: its nice here. 

RYAN: and i miss yoo... :kissing_closed_eyes:

JINJIN: d'aww ain't that cute. you can kelp keep me sane while the whiny dog buoy is here.

RYAN: hahaha. 

RYAN: yeah you sure dont seem too fond of silly ass. :hugging:

JINJIN: he's clingy, whiny, and a shit head. -He also can't take dick but that's another story- 

JINJIN: but anywave, this is where I live now, and I help advise chanda since my powers help keep her level headed.

RYAN: aww. 

RYAN: thats really sweet. :heart_eyes:

RYAN: wish i had magic powers to make my boy calm his ass down... :unamused: -but then again she can't always blame him-

JINJIN: you do! it's called that na-na, gurl. put it on him, watch him chill all the way out hee hee!

RYAN: ohhhh my god. 

RYAN: i mean!!!! 

RYAN: i would but were kinda... easing into this again. i guess.

JINJIN: oh no. that's really cute though... 

JINJIN: lil ry bread is taking it slow that's how you know it's real!

RYAN: shut up. :flushed:

RYAN: its being kind of... rough tho. 

RYAN: he took me falling off the wagon pretty badly. and then he got mad at himself for being upset about it??? like i can blame him for being upset. 

RYAN: but he keeps being moody. i dunno. -slumps against the railing with a sigh, resting her head on folded arms- its complicated.

JINJIN: isn't he always kind of moody though. -She's quiet for a second.- 

JINJIN: he really cares, but he shouldn't shit on himself for caring. it'll work out, babygill. -Reaches a scratches Ryans head gently-

RYAN: -nuzzles a little into her hand.- mmm. :persevere:

RYAN: i hope so. RYAN: im worried about him too after what happened... not just cuz of his injury but his visions are like way intense. and he had one about the attack on skaia. RYAN: i remember they used to make him really depressed... ugh. 

RYAN: I JUST!!!! 

RYAN: feelings.

JINJIN: I could see why something so intense would make him feel that way, especially if he can't control them. -Deep within Ryan might be feeling small comforts. Jack is alive, he's strong, and persevering. There may even be a way to help train his powers. With all the abilities their family and friends have, it's not far fetched. There exists hope, she just needs to believe in it- 

JINJIN: I know it's a lot babygill.

RYAN: -she seems to give into these comforts, leaning against jinjin some more. it's such a relief to be here... around jinjin, familiar faces, but a new environment too. as stressed as she is, it strangely gives her breathing room. enough to put things into perspective a little easier.- 

RYAN: ... i miss you a lot you know.

JINJIN: -That makes her heat sink a little, put into perspective how scarce she really was. She really wasn't there for her family anymore, even if they were scattered across the galaxy. Jinjin keeps petting her head, a soft and sad smile crossing her lips.- 

JINJIN: I miss you too. a girl should never be too busy for family.

RYAN: -it's not like ryan can talk, being the runaway and all. at least jinjin keeps in touch. but maybe that's what makes it extra difficult -- seeing how everyone has changed and all the ways their lives are different, completely seperate from her own... it reminds her of everything she missed out on. she should've been around to watch jinjin grow. she should've grown with her.- 

RYAN: at least i know where to find you. :kissing_eyes_closed:

JINJIN: please feel free to come bother me whenever. I'll sit on you, if you don't. 38p

RYAN: :scream:

RYAN: i wont be able to survive your big old booty squarshing me!

JINJIN: gonna make a hoecake! 3B;D

[gulescamisade]

Minnesota:  Day 7

[At some point during the night, or day -- it'd be indistinguishable to jake -- a voice speaks to him over an intercom.] ????: hey jami 2.0 u think u can do that pumpkin trick again?

JAKE: -snoring in a bed made of pumpkin patch on the ground. As an unfamiliar voice echoes overhead, he snorts awake. Jolting upwards with leaves in his hair. Also accidentally summoning 3 more pumpkins as he had fallen asleep practicing and all.-

JAKE: Hoosit?? -blink blink. He's AWAKE.-

????: eelmao

????: conchgrats buoy u did it

????: cept i kno u aint even got a grip on whatebber the fuck u doin

????: but i dont need u to

JAKE: -sitting there mouthing the words like eel-aye-em-oh and squinting. He feels... inexplicably chilled to the bone.-

JAKE: (Doh... now i have a bad feeling about this.)

JAKE: I dont suppose... this is all to do with a ploy to get some unmentionable dirty work dished out and done with? But why speak to me now?? Are you to level with me in some sense of the word???

JAKE: Why drag it out like this??? If you could do anything. Why not make me a mindless drone like dear sweet jade and jane?????

)(IC: cuz i dont wanna fuck w u small fry

)(IC: the gills are smart

)(IC: they aint barely need no direction

)(IC: give em a goal and they on cuz they know what the fuck is up

)(IC: u tho? alwaves wadin thru ur lil guppy emoceans

)(IC: makin some dumb ass pumpkins grow

)(IC: the fuck even is that

)(IC: do u even know what yoar capable of sonfish

JAKE: -takes the deepest breath of his life, his heart thudding like an iron clad weight. He can't see her face, he only knows her voice is there. Green eyes wide and fearful as he slowly rises to stand.- Im...

JAKE: I know somehow. Some way.

JAKE: Maybe it wont happen today or tomorrow. But my capabilities say that you are going to pay one pretty penny for the horrible things youve done.

JAKE: Mark my words. Its not me who should be afraid when at the end of all of this... -His face is now screwing up, visualizing everyone this war has ruined. Their wishes, hopes, dreams. The energy seems to charge in his veins, making the air around him hot enough that the pumpkin vines at his feet begin to shrivel.- At the end of all of this....

JAKE: Youre just going to be a scary story people tell their kiddos at night!!!!! A LAUGHING STOCK. HAH. Worse than me and ive never had a dignified moment in my fucking life!!!! And not a SOUL is going to be sorry youre GONE.

JAKE: SO FUCK WHAT YOU MIGHT HAVE IN STORE FOR ME YOU FISH FRIED CURISH VARLOT!!!! FUCK IT THIS WAY AND TO HIGH HELL WHEN ITS WHAT I HAVE IN STORE FOR YOU THATLL BE WHATS FUCKING WHAT.

JAKE: Ill do it for jade! And jane and grandma and--- EVERYONE. Everyone youve fucking ruined with your vile reign of TYRANNY!!!!!! -This FIELD around Jake cannot be contained in this box of a room. Hell. The metal walls are beginning to bend with just these few seconds of intensity. Somebody do somethin'.-

)(IC: -LOW WHISTLE into her mic. she doesn't sound perturbed by his threats, or even by the damage he's doing. there's always more rooms she can put him in... maybe even make his lil friend roxy make him a nice box to hide in. she's definitely got more focus then this one...-

)(IC: im all aboat that reel glowy shit u got goin there

)(IC: but i know i can werk it betta

)(IC: anywave im board and i got shit to do

)(IC: goodnight BITC)(

[SNOP. Unfortunately for Jake, repressing magical/emotional outbursts is easy when she has the concentrated abilities of a cerulean at her disposal. But fortunately for him, she can only really put him to sleep, being a human and all... Also fortunately for him, she has the attention span of a gold fish and intends to let him dangle a little bit longer before experimenting on him as she intends to... Or maybe she's just having fun with him. Who knows.]

JAKE: -A lot of fortunates and a lot of unfortunates. It's always the seed of belief that matters.-

JAKE: -Passes clean out in the center of his cell, totally ready to write this off as some kind of fever dream... if it's not for the melty edges of the walls around him. This was exciting as it was frustrating.-

---

[Today when Jake wakes up, he will find himself redressed in tiny red shorts, red suspenders, and a big red bow tie. ur whalecum jami 2.0 ]

JAKE: -stirs awake before promptly looking down at himself.- ................................... SON OF A BITCH.

ROXY: =She couldn't help but to notice that Jake had gone missing. Which is unsettling for many reasons so she's taking a leap and exploring more even without the invisibility cloak from the void. Roxy blips out of her room, landing in the hallway and silently makes her way down it. Time to snoop!=

[It's quiet in these holding chambers with Jake and the Cherubs gone, leaving on Roxy and James who is presumably still keeping silent. At the end of the hall there is a door, and she'll find it isn't locked.](edited)

ROXY: =WHERES CALLI YOU MONSTERS?? SHE'LL FIND YA CALLI. She opens the door slowly and peeps in... if the coast is clear here comes a stinky, sweaty escaped prisoner. Where's your information?=

[The door opens up to an open room, on either side there are windows show casing labratories of some kind. It isn't entirely clear what kind of work is being done in them from where Roxy is standing. At the end of the room there's another door, but shee can also see more doors inside the labs.]

ROXY: =Hm.... can she see computers in there? She decides to get close to one window and peer in. Nerds might be at work in there...=

[There's definitely computers and lots of mechanical equipment and various tech projects half completed on the tables. The lights are low right now so there doesn't seem to be anybody working at this time.]

ROXY: =SCORE. She doesn't want to waste all her gas there has to be a way to get in there..... maybe this door at the end of the room will get her where she's going. Quietly scampers=

[This door is also open, CONVENIENTLY. It leads to another hall, and to either side of where Roxy stands are, presumably, the doors to the labs.]

ROXY: =BITCHIN, HERE COMES HER. Lab number one she's gonna prob ya! KICKS DOWN THE DOOR..... quietly. With her hand=

[As she enters, the lights TURN ON!! And that's about the extend of what happens there. She'll see all the computers have aquarium screen savers but all the fish are glittery and/or have blingee'd accessories like gold chains and shutter shades.]

ROXY: 😒

ROXY: =This is a lab so she sprays disinfectant on the computer before goin to HACK=

[It just so happens that whoever used this computer last forgot to log out of their account... They have photoshop open and there are photos of Jake. He's in red booty shorts and suspenders and he's lookin' like D8< but whoever was doing this photoshop job is trying to make him look a little happier... Like he's cheering instead of like he's about to punch the photographer in the face.]

ROXY: =Oh well shit..... oh. Well.. she. Snrk. Sorry but also ok. Where was this taken? Does it say anything about that? WHERE'S JAKE YOU COMPUTER=

[Without much looking she will first find a folder full of unedited photos of Jake from his new cell. Dank and dreary, much worse then the cells they were in before. Only a bed and a medical tray table. Another folder with the edited photos reveals these are being used for magazine covers and spreads. It seems Jake is being used as Crocker Corps POSTER BOY. Look at this well fed and obedient (?) human.]

ROXY: =OH HOW DARE!? Are there any OTHER people here computer? Like Dirk or Mom or ANYONE ELSE? WHO ALL AM HERE?=

[The computer thinks Roxy expects too much from it. At least from this account on the server. It's only been used by a humble tech intern who edits pictures in photoshop. His name is Maxwell.]

ROXY: =What a fuckin nerd Maxwell is can she HACK to find out... or would that take too much time.... it probably would so she legs it to the other lab=

[The other lab has lots of cabinets and coolers containing samples of various things... Some of which she might recognize as GLOWING MUSHROOMS and ARTIFICIAL SWEETENER. The kind of research they do in here might be a little more obvious...]

ROXY: =Finally putting Sweet-n-low out of business she sees, good. But she's scrunching up her nose and looking for anything useful or recent? =

[Or perhaps they were behind the Sweet-n-Low game all along! In any case, if she dares to try confiscate some of the mushrooms or any of the extracts lying around, she might be able to try using it for its hypnotic properties. Otherwise, there's mostly just experiments with food and chemicals being done in this lab. Sadly no clues of friends.]

ROXY: =God dammit. Well shucks she blows this popsicle stand and goes on a hunt for Jakey boy or Calliope!=

[Back in the hall, on the other side there's yet another door but it's more heavily sealed then the others with some kind of keycard lock, but with little indication of what's on the other side. At the very end of the hall is an elevator, also requiring keycard access to use.]

ROXY: =this might be where its unavoidable. UNA-VOID-ABLE. She bets this heavily sealed door is something GOOD. She's going to take a quick peek in there if she can poof in!=

[There's a growling around these hallways... sounds like something or someone might be prowling around.]

[The room Roxy has poofed into seems to be some kind of observation room. There's a couple screens on one wall with a panel beneath -- one screen is showing the room Jake is being held in (where he's either sleeping among his pumpkin patch or being rowdy...) while the other screen is shut off.]

ROXY: =zoinks! Growls are bad news. She hurries and tries to see if she can turn on the other screen or find where exactly the room holding Jake is? GO GO GADGET STUBBY FINGERS=

[MAIN SCREEN TURN ON. She manages to get the other screen running, but it's only showing an empty room with a bed... With unsettling stains of red and green on the sheets.]

ROXY: ..... =Bruh tf?? She squints and that can only mean bad news. Does it say where these cameras ARE? She should make her way downtown and quickly!=

JADE: -zaps into the room- BARK!!!

ROXY: !!! =JUMPS= FUCKIN'--- oop.....

ROXY: ..................

ROXY: ..................

ROXY: ...........

ROXY: this isnt the bathroom wtf

JADE: -LUNGES AT HER!!!-(edited)

ROXY: !! =BLIPS, or tries to back for the door. tHESE ARE SOME STRESSFUL SECONDS IN THE VOID=

JADE: -gdi. She claws around the empty space, growling.- ill find you!!!

ROXY: =She pops on the other side of the door really and is booking it down the hall, back the way she came. NAH. NNNNNAAAAAHHHHH=

JADE: -there's the sound of BOOFing and scrambling feet behind her-

ROXY: =fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck, what to do, gotta think gotta think gotta think. Where can she hide? She doesn't KNOW this place. UUGHHHHHHHH! She's doing her BEST here just, SLAPS a pen holder off a desk she runs by FUCK THIS SHIT, YEET!=

JADE: -BORK BORK BORK BORK!! The pen holder jostles her, but not enough to stop her. RIP pen assortment...-

ROXY: =Can she.... throw a stick??? BLIP, pops a stick into existence. A SNAUSAGE STICK chucks it down the opposite hall= FETCh!

JADE: -DAMN IT. HER WEAKNESS.-

JADE: -stops and grrs... her programming is conflicted-

ROXY: =Oh shit..... CHUCKS ANOTHER ONE= go on girl! tasty tasty!!

JADE: grrr... JADE: -RUNS AFTER IT-

JADE: -but a few moments later, she zaps in front of Roxy with a snausage in her mouth, grabbing onto her and zapping again back into her cell-

ROXY: =Fuckin!! YES OK. SO..... she can't find Jake like this or Callie.... what to do.... what to do....UGHHHHGHGH. Just hides in a little corridor while trying to think. She doesn't even know if anyone else is here but now she's doubting it? AUGH. Okay, okay okay... think. Gotta think. Where can she hide? UUUGGGH--= ACK! =DOOF. Deposited on her face in the cell, gdi=

[surohsopsisofclouds]

so this old guy was a retired Diggerling (Garden Helpers who work in the mines that u unlock at a certain level and is actually the only way u can obtain the Dragonache Egg but Jardiniero didn't know this yet so consider yourself Smarter than him❤️) so the Diggerling tells him about the egg 🥚 and carries him to the shore and they both leave for Pinata Island. 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚egg

iirc Jardiniero builds himself a funky wheelchair when he's back on Pinata Island but then he finds his garden all fucked up with Ruffians n shit and all his plants r dead and THIS THIS. THIS IS WHERE JARDINIERO FINALLY CALLS LESTER "PESTER". Professor Pester in THE flesh. kick ass name for a kick ass..... guy. so bla bla he's distraught and stuff and doesnt recognise HIS OWN SON. So Yeah. Tadaaaa✨✨ :D

This is kinda where the game starts. like, u find Leafos crying in the garden full of hard baked soil and junk and u talk to her

oh its worth mentioning this game is NOTHING like the lore im telling you, the actual gameplay is just. building up the garden from scratch. thats literally it <3

First off sorry for taking so long to answer this but our brain died at some point when you were sending these and we wanted to be able to respond genuinely <3

-Second off haha smarter than Jardiniero lol /lh

-egg 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚

-ooo wheelchair also oh no the plants! but also haha lester pester quester mester idk where I was going with this but this is meant to be stream-of-thought so yolo lol

-oh that's gotta sting

-ah, plants

anywaves again thank you for the ramble even though I'm literally answering the last one months after the first two <3