#anyway tag stalker

[teabutmakeitazure]

my mom: *telling me I lost weight and that I look better because my skin also cleared up*

me who had the 2nd most stressful 4 months of my life and was running on a maximum of 1k calories per day:

[hailsatanacab]

A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

[celine-song]

Red Desert (1964) dir. Michelangelo Antonioni / La Chimera (2023) dir. Alice Rohrwacher / Stalker (1979) dir. Andrei Tarkovsky

[literallyjusttoa]

For two people that broke up almost 2000 years ago, they sure do have the vibe of that insanely toxic couple on your college campus that you keep getting second-hand embarrassment from as you pass by. Idk what the modern equivalent of drowning your ex in a bathtub would be tho.

[teethbomb]

“It’s not that difficult to get your head around, you’ll never meet another me.”

[six-six-cicada]

Love me, love me, love me, love me

Love me, love me, love me, love me

Love me, love me, love me, love me more

Than you possibly can

[socksandbuttons]

THE RETURN-

vcdzjckdsa to be fair i wasnt expecting the most recent comic-

SOLAR FLARE THERE HE ISSSS- he sounds so chipper. i love him <333

Bloodmoons gremlin noises ( fdcsan hilarious tbh cause he is actively being quiet in that comic- but its very funny to envision bloodmoon doing that and eclipse hasnt NOTICED cause hes spiraling a bit over revelation on solar flare. Meanwhile Solar Flare 'alright so since u werent paying ATTENTION-'

i love the moment 'youre being watched' going from ambient sound in the bg (also the CUBE NOISE) to silence is mwah. captured that moment so well.

@supershadicx250 thank you for ur dubbing once again <333

[grandcovenant]

carlo's inherent tragedy as a character means that if he hadn't died young he would've gone through something worse. the horrifying realization that he inherited his father's personality <3

[kordbot]

I'm very insane about our sillyguys so I drew a thing. patches belongs to @hackingmachine , steven is mine [though he's just a hand and bloody puddle on the floor] the song is photographic memories by steam powered giraffe !!

[loccorocco]

cw blood How much for bread? (4 of 4) stalker ocs Sanya + Loners First || Next || Full comic

[jazzzzzzhands]

Have a couple of sketches!

It feels like I've been working on many things and also nothing at all!

Y'all are still free to send me requests! Know that I will be partial to ppl giving me outfits to put Wally in! Ahahaha!! Ooh or send me a color pallete too!

You can also ask me about Groovy🥺

[qprstobin]

Tommy makes a really convenient villain for fics, especially pre or post-Billy, but idk I always found it interesting that neither Steve or Tommy really? Do all that much? They never actually get very physical, Tommy actively is trying to stop Jonathan by the end of the fight because he thinks it's gone too far and all he does to Steve is push him against his car and then later makes some shitty comments about his gf while they are in the shower.

As a trio they do break Jonathan's camera (... arguably not a crazy response considering how illegal and invasive the pictures were, even if they ended up being useful to Nancy's investigation) and they graffiti the theater which is stupid, petty, and illegal but like, not that crazy compared to things I have seen people have them do in fics lol.

Like, the Party's bullies are more violent than the Tommy, Steve, and Carol trio with the quarry incident! Honestly the trio just seem to be vibing, partying, and verbally hating on everyone which still isn't great but again, it's interesting that they are kind of held up as boogeymen in the series and by fandom when they just straight up haven't actually done all that much unless something directly affected them (i.e. Steve and his girlfriend getting peeped at; Steve supposedly getting cheated on).

@spacebarrette pointed out to me that the way the trio are written is more similar to girl bullies than the typical jock male bullies which puts a lot of things into perspective, and also is honestly a more interesting take on pre-upside down Steve imo.

(Not trying to discount verbal abuse/bullying here, either, just saying people act like Steve and Tommy are beating people up and giving them swirlies left and right when like, mostly they just seem to heckle people and gossip.)

[lividmorbidity]

"OMG he's so vocal and whiny when he's grabbed!!" my brother in christ he is getting mauled to death by a 3 meter man-beast he is NOT enjoying that shit 💀

[sinistersinita]

Jade Shadows Spoilers without context

[kargaroc]

going through the jade shadows tag reveals a lot of people that should go and talk to a woman in real life

[tokillamockingbird427]

PLEEEAASE I REWTACHED THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY AND THE FOOTLOOSE SCENE FEELS LIEN SOMETHING THE GHOSTS WOUKD SO DO AND OR RECREATE. Hesh and the others knew every move- still do! Elias is like “uh no. I’m too old for this” and volunteers Rorke to fill in for him

-⚕️

Fun fact, I've thought about that before. I just think it's goofy that guys so serious would just bust a fucking move for funsies.

Elias making Rorke sub in for him is funny but consider this: He's just lying on the floor "dead" and Rorke is basically emoting on him. Fortnite style.