#anyway yap session over 👍

[viarayy01-blog]

just waiting for it all to get better!!!!

[ushouldwatchhaikyuu]

Could you make headcanons abt a confident!chubby!poc!reader. Like when i search up haikyui x chubby reader all i get are hurt comfort stories about being insecure, and like everyone gets insecure but it gets to the point where people think everyone who isnt built like a coke bottle hates themselves 🙄. AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE ONES MADE FOR POC!!! Cause why are they all so stereotypical?! Like just because im black doesn’t mean im sexy redds clone😭🙏🏽.

Anyways back to the main plot🤭. I was thinking like reader with a style that has y2k/mcbling aspects (lowrise jeans, crop tops, chunky jewlery, etc) and is super bubbly. And back to he chubby thing, like ok. When i read x chubby readers, its always like fat ass and a lil bit of tummy, which is fine cause some people are built like that but not a lot🧍🏽‍♀️🧍🏽‍♀️. Like i have thighs, big boobs(pray for my spine🫡🙏🏽😭) and tummy, but I also have hipdips that dig into my butt bro. So like yea🧍🏽‍���️. Haikyuu headcanons (you can pick the characters you think will fit🫶🏽) x confident!chubby!poc! reader

(i apologize for the yap session i have lots of opinions on this topic)

Chubby!POC!Reader x Haikyuu Headcanons

ft: literally like half the team members of all the main teams

warnings: cussing

oh pal dw about it lmfao i get what u mean!! i hope these hcs satiate ur cravings 👍

since u didn't ask for any specific characters i just came up with a few hcs that i think could apply to multiple characters lol

credits: divider .

He lowkey likes it when people look at his partner and assume he can't carry them, but then he just goes "oh yeah? lemme just-" *picks u up and puts u on his shoulder without a single hint of struggling* 👍

Ushijima, Bokuto, Kuroo, Atsumu, Sakusa, Iwaizumi (but he wouldn't say it outloud lmao).

Can't pick you up? No problem, they wanna be the ones getting picked up anyways.

Yachi, Yamaguchi, Kenma, Tendou (u cant convince me he doesnt like getting picked up)

Can't pick you up? unacceptable. They're begging your forgiveness and spending hours at the gym until they can do it. Just give them a few months.

Nishinoya, Hinata, Hoshiumi, Kageyama, Terushima, Levi.

Became an absolute pro at finding your exact foundation shade. Like, has your exact match pinned down. Could just look at a foundation color and go "yeah that's their shade". Some may think it's a bit weird, but honestly it's so helpful sometimes.

Ushijima's autistic ass, Tsukishima, Sugawara, Asahi, Yachi, Sakusa and Osamu maybe?

Gets so excited over fashion, makeup, jewelry and all that stuff. Goes shopping/thrifting with you, pays for your nails and is very enthusiastic whenever you ask for their opinion on your outfits. Also lets you give them makeovers sometimes. They will absolutely serve cunt if you ask them to.

Hinata, Nishinoya, Atsumu, Yamaguchi, Tendou, Kuroo, Bokuto, Oikawa, Yachi, maybe Levi lmao. Hot take but Ushijima would absolutely do it too.

Does encourage your passions and interest and stuff but their sense of fashion is that of a rock. If rocks wore crocs with socks. Still go shopping with u tho and they make up for their lack of advice by paying for all ur stuff. They spoil u so fricking much.

Tsukishima, Kageyama, Akaashi, Iwaizumi, Suna, Daichi, Sakusa, Ennoshita, Kenma.

Paints/writes/does photography and will make the most beautiful jaw dropping mouth watering gorgeous absolutely stunning works of art portraying you in such a beautifully realistic way. They get your colors and shapes and curves so perfectly well, it's incredible– it shows just how much attention they pay to every little detail about you, and how much they love all of it.

Daichi, Asahi, Ushijima, Osamu, Ennoshita, Sakusa, Yamaguchi, Yachi, maybe Kageyama.

[sashisuse]

salma gojo, second year circa 2019.

yap session under the cut.

EEEK!! i wanted to draw salma as a second year to couple with the drawing i did of itafushikugi in their second year. i’m going to do third year and fourth year as well eventually.

anyway salma adds more black to her hair this year and straightens out the cut. it grows a bit longer and she starts wearing it up more.

one arm has a sleeve beneath the uniform while the other does not. this is because during the shibuya arc (or at least my version of it in the au), she loses her arm LMFAO and she makes a new one with her technique but she kinda luke skywalkers it by wearing a sleeve and a glove over it because it doesn’t look natural in her opinion. at least it works!

salma has been bumped up to a grade one sorcerer, per the recommendation of mei mei and todo and the supervision done by xiomara santos, come her second year and has grown increasingly more powerful. her goal of catching up to satoru comes closer and closer into view every day.

satoru believes in his baby sister 👍

salma also wears the sunglasses basically full time because her vision has gotten so much worse 😭 but she’s started relying on her other senses so at this point, salma will hear you quietly enter a building while on the other side. no one is safe. plus the sunglasses are prescription and she refuses to wear regular glasses soooo this is the best it’s going to get.

salma and nobara are also together by now hehe. the quartet are all on a first name basis with each other now and are so extremely trauma bonded it’s not even funny. they have separation anxiety.

okay okay wrapping this up now. i love salma very much thank you for reading

[gryphonlover]

I’m in a yapping mood so I’ve come to bother you (I’m so sorry), anyways here’s how I think the chain would play BG3:

Time- he has absolutely no idea what he’s doing. He falls for every trap and he accidentally kills characters he shouldn’t have because he trusted the wrong people. He definitely played the dark urge because he thought “that one looks interesting” but didn’t fully think that choice through, and he was TRYING to be a good person but he’s absolutely given into the evil thoughts by act 2. Doesn’t even realize romancing the characters is an OPTION until Lae’zel comes up to him like “i want you” and then he screams

Wars- He’s still stuck in character creator /j Fr tho he put HOURS into designing his tav and his created like, the most conventionally attractive mf out there (it’s definitely a paladin half high elf with that ONE specific face). He’d romance Wyll (best man in existence) or Lae’zel (terrifying lady). I’d say he plays it for the dating sim but he’s also INSANE and likes attacking people

Twi- He’d play a sweet little tiefling druid. He’s just there for the vibes, he just wants to pet the owlbear cub the rest of the game stresses him out (he’s a stardew valley kinda guy). He stays in the safety of act 1 and just runs around

Sky- he takes his bg3 incredibly seriously, he has over 700 hours. I think he’d be a cleric, every single time. He’s GOOD at combat, he’d good at building the characters, he loves exploring

Hyrule- Ranger. Romanced the emperor because he thought it was funny and then had a LOT of explaining to do when Legend saw he got a trophy for that. He just makes whatever he thinks the funniest choice would be

Legend- He’s one of the few who has the strength to play a different character every play through. He loves exploring the game and he’s romanced all the characters just to see how different they all are and he loves all their lore. Has more hours than Sky but pretends he doesn’t so he doesn’t get judged for being insane

Wild- Wizard or Sorcerer, either way he blows everything up. Pickpockets all the npcs for cash because he thinks its funny, makes HORRIBLE decisions because he’s curious to see what happens. Definitely doesn’t know you can pay Withers to revive people after they die-

Four- plays the exact same dragonborn fighter every single time, but each play through he does gets crazier and crazier until he’s making INSANE decisions and everyone gets the WORST possible endings, but he’s having fun and he likes being evil

Wind- he picked to be a sorcerer, but other than that he randomized everything else and ended up playing a hot pink gnome he named “Ronald”. He’s having the time of his life

-crazylittlejester

This is the best thing I've heard ALL DAY. I'm not kidding. (And you can bother me anytime. That's why the ask ox is open. 👍)

I have to admit, I had the same reaction as Time when I discovered the dating part, and I've never even played the game. 😅

11/10, totally agree. They would love D&D so much, my goodness. Someone needs to make an LU version of that one episode of VLD where all the paladins play a one-session campaign. It would be complete chaos.

[pupcarisi]

Hey, it's the animal anon who turned your guy into an owl. Yayyy my influence. That purring ask got me thinking about...Barisi kitties. I'm actually going to separate this into two categories: wild cats and big cats. Domestic cats are awesome, but I think it's more fun to go into specific species instead of breeds. (If you must know, I see Carisi as a Siamease/Oriental Shorthair and Barba as a generic American shorthair kitty.)

Wild cats: Carisi is a cheetah. Tall, slender, and all lanky like. Real friendly (as friendly as wild animals are anyways) towards humans compared to other wild cats. Plus that silvery coat that their young cubs have reminded of his hair. Also, can purr and chirp so that anon's covered. Cute. Now, cheetahs look impressive and genuinely are. Revered for its speed, agility, and overall looking cool. Big cheetah fan like the next guy. But. Man, they're lowkey a C-tier animal because they got a lot working against them. They have to try really hard to go against the bigger, bulkier animals in their habitat. They're also very, very anxious. So anxious that some cheetahs have their own therapy dog. Give this poor bastard his pepto bismol.

Now, you may say Pallas Cat when giving Barba his cat. And you're right. Look at them. But I think a more fitting wildcat would be a lynx. Solitary, loner guys that serve cunt. Look at that face card. And since his hands are being obsessed over, lynx paws are massive and fluffy thangs. Helps them traverse in snowy environments. Excellent hunting skills that match his prowess as a lawyer. They hunt a wide variety of things and can take down large prey like deer. Another reason I picked lynx is for the myth surrounding them. Lynxes are associated with clairvoyance, their keen eyes seeing right through you and revealing your truths. He knows what you really are. He just needs an opening and a time to strike.

As for big cats (I assure you this section is much shorter), Carisi is a lion. Big family? Biblical significance? Having a specific set of circumstances to become the leader of a pride? All there. Now, Carisi is not at all lazy like male lions of pride, and tbh, big cats aren't him fr, but hey, it's something. Barba is a leopard. Solitary, cunty and adaptable hunters. Really skilled climbers as well to get out of danger.

Thank you for attending my yap session. Would love to hear your opinions and feedback. 👍

HEYYY ANONNNNN <3333 augh your brain.... i'm always teeheeing to myself whenever i read the animal analyses because how do you have such a way with comparing them to animals.... i'm sitting down your yap sessions for sure

YEAH sonny as a Siamease/Oriental Shorthair!!! i also had been thinking what coat colours they'd have and sonny definitely an orange cat LMFAOOO and rafael as tuxedo cat with a grumpy looking face and white socks..... oh please your descriptions for the wild cats and big cats are spot on. our friendly but pathetic boy sonny and most intelligent solitary cunt rafael.... JFSKDFKHDS this is why i love them together because their dynamic can be sooo conflicting that it's so fun to see it play out

here are some other options i considered!

carisi: jaguars. also rather friendly as far as they can be, has a non-aggressive nature towards humans, they're seem a bit more like a coward compared to other big cats. they're very good at camouflaging in the jungle. this matches sonny, how he is very good at appearing non-threatening and using it to his advantage when talking to people and getting useful information out of them.

rafael: pumas/cougars. they're solitary, secretive but also curious and can even seem playful. veryyyyy good at stalking and ambushing. this reminds me of him being much more reserved around people and his impressive wit around court and outside of it. like he always keeps people on their toes and i love to see it

[allergic-to-four-leaf-clovers]

AH!!! /vvpos yippee!!!! thank you :D!!!!!

okay SO!! I'm not good with labelling genres specifically, so I'll describe their instruments and how it sounds to me

starting with the wonderful aqua regia!

there's a wonderful piano solo after the first chorus, along with being sort of dappled around in the background too. someone in their comment section said it was jazzy!! I can never really understand what these songs are about, but for me aqua regia is one of the more positive ones in the take me back to eden album. it's absolutely magical and the layering of vocals is so crispy

next, and this is quite the jarring change, vore!!

funnily enough, vore comes right after aqua regia in the album, and they're really different. of course we've got some good metal screaming, and given the lyrics "your viscera welcome me in" and "will we remain stuck in the throat of gods?" you can probably tell what this song is about XD. but there's a really nice change around half way through where it gets softer, and at the end his voice fades out really nicely!!

next up is chokehold, the first song in the album!! it's crispy, it's dare I say sexy (but not in that way) and such a good way to start the album off. from my interpretation of the song (and this is from what little lore I know of the band), chokehold references Sleep, an ancient deity / entity Vessel (and the others ofc — II, III, and IV) follow!! there's an amazing guitar riff (?) during the chorus, and I'm giving one of many props to II (their drummer) for heavenly drums in all of their songs

now, here's take me back to eden, the longest song with 8 mins of pure heaven! there's rapping, high notes, screaming, a callback to chokehold ("when we were made / it was no accident / we were tangled up like branches in a flood") nestled in and, again, incredible drumming and vocals and guitar / bass.

there's also DYWTYLM (do you wish that you loved me)!! this is one of their emotional songs (I will not be talking about Are You Really Okay because even the guitar makes me cry) and is from the perspective of looking in the mirror <3. not much to say, but it's much calmer compared to other songs

anyway that's my yapping session over with <3 basically they have sugar spice and everything nice 👍

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