#aot rant lmao

[beniyazu]

The amount of people (men?) so convinced -and like strangely obsessed the idea of- Mikasa dying "a virgin" is such a huge ick not to mention just plain dumb. Like.. I shouldn't entertain such nonsense but like ...the ending is right there for you to look at... She's literally with a man (I know it's Jean but even if it isn't) and a baby... in her old age you see her with the same man... she's buried with a ring on her finger... like what???¿¿?

[moonspirit]

Hello! I'm super late to the aot and aruani train (having just binged the entire show start to finish like 2 months ago over 4 days lmao) but I just gotta say that I really enjoyed your Fort Salta series! Annie and Armin were legit my favourites already during my first watch of the anime, and it really saddened me to know that it seems alot of people online really hate Annie? Like (no hate on any other characters) but Annie is legit best girl how tf can people hate on her ;-; Anyways, I've been ecstatic since I've found your fics and blog along with many others (shoutout to distortedclouds and flailingkittylover too!!) bc it felt like I finally found my people - good to know I'm not the only one brain-rotting from this show and especially over these two xD I've been dying to talk to someone about this recent discovery of mine since I've started reading the manga though...did you know that Armin has been taller than Annie since even before she was crystalized?? In the anime he's like the shortest person pre-timeskip beside Historia, but turns out it's not the case in the manga! In volume 8 when Armin confronts Annie in Stohess, he's clearly drawn to be slightly taller than her in the scene - I thought it was just a perspective error, but it's drawn that way over multiple pages so it's definitely intended! Makes the whole height/size difference thing even more adorable omg ;-;

Ahhh hello there! First off: Welcome, welcome to the Aot fandom, and the AruAni fandom in particular! No time is too late, we're all happy to have one new aruani fan join in haha xD

I agree that while it's very sad seeing the Annie haters, it's best to ignore them. They may have their reasons or not (tho tbh, those of us in the Annie/AruAni fandom would say they just have a very poor or nil understanding of her character). Annie's an extremely well written character honestly; @distortedclouds and I once had this conversation where she was talking about how Isayama managed to give Annie flawless character development in spite of portraying her as the non-typical badass female (in that she doesn't have huge, heroic ambitions and etc) - and I agreed wholeheartedly. Annie's very strong and lethal, but in her vulnerability and desire to be loved and wanted, I think we can all see a bit of ourselves.

Wait I digressed xD My point: Annie's best girl, and we stay away from the haters and stick to worshipping her. Strengthening the Temple of Annie Leonhardt must be our ultimate goal.

I would go on a rant about Armin too being the best, bestest, bestestest boy, and of our other goal of strengthening the Temple of Armin Arlert, but that is for another post, maybe xD

Regarding the height difference! I believe it's an established fact that Armin has always been taller than Annie, right from the beginning. If I remember right, the official Character Guidebook (2014) which was based on the first 11 volumes of the manga, listed Armin as 163cms while Annie was 153. While he's one of the shortest among the boys in general (and post-timeskip he's taller than Levi), he's been at least a whole head taller than Annie ever since they joined the military. Post timeskip, he's 169cms while Annie remains apparently unchanged, so the gap is larger, and likely to grow an inch or two more (since he's only 19). Anyway, yes it's fucking cute, and don't get me started on the size difference 🫠🫠🫠

Once again, welcome to the aruani fandom here, there's lots of lovely people with great blogs writing fics, making art, brainrotting 24/7 and posting about AruAni all the time, and we're very happy to have you be a part of it, here!

And thank you so much for reading the Fort Salta series T/////T I'm very grateful.

[ourmondobongo]

Hange: exists

Hange stans: Talented, Brilliant, Incredible, Amazing, Showstopping, Spectacular, Never The Same, Totally Unique, Completely Not Ever Been Done Before, Unafraid To Reference Or Not Reference, Put It In A Blender, Shit On It, Vomit On It, Eat It, Give Birth To It.

Yams: Well, I wanted a weird character.

lmao. It’s sad that we don’t have any new information from Hange and probably never will have.I don’t think at this point it would add more deep to their character, but I’m just greed to learn more about my fav lmao. Since AOT has ended for good, I just want to thanks every fan who loved Hange and shared their theories, arta and everything. Also, it was nice to rant with all of you. See you all in therapy.

It’s sad that we don’t have any new information from Hange and probably never will have.

FOR REAL, this pains me so much it's unforgivable lol

I think the way Isym easily brushed Hanji's name aside during his NY interview this year really settled it for me that he.doesn't.care.enough about their character. If it wasn´t for plot necessity in the manga and Hayashi ( I can´t believe I'm saying his name on this lmao) in the anime, I don't think we would have much better from Hanji than we got.

And like you said, it's thanks to our amazing community of Hans lovers that we eat good and survive.

THANK YOU, Y'ALL!!!

See you all in therapy!

[levmada]

ok this has been bothering me for ages and i wanna talk about it but no one i know irl wants to hear me rant about levi so here i am

so here's my question: can levi read???

like, there probably weren't any books around when he was little, right? do you think kuchel would have managed to get a pen and paper to teach him how to read/write or was she too focused on keeping them both alive? did kenny teach him? can KENNY read? how high are the illiteracy rates in AoT? could furlan or isabel have taught him? did erwin teach him or was levi too stubborn to admit it to him? maybe hange taught him? i mean, i bet all the commanding officers have to know how to read and write, but have we ever seen levi read anything??? i'm so curious to hear your headcanons (also sorry for the million questions lol)

i AM a doctorate holder of aot lore i am happy to answer.

tldr: yes levi can read.

the underground is like. the pinnacle of poverty. you would NOT have any scholars or ppl of even minimal education down there bc EVERYONE is simply trying to stay alive. like they don’t even have sunlight. reading and education doesn’t even appear on the average citizen’s list of priorities.

similarly, i doubt kuchel could even afford proper toys for levi to play with. not even a cradle for when he was a baby, unless the other women chipped in as an act of kindness maybe. more likely he had woodchips or beads from old jewelry… or maybe some of his babysitters or kuchel let him do their makeup and vice versa okay im getting off track

seeing how kenny got aboveground, and w his later role as captain of the secret MP squad, he probably learned how to read and write at some point. it can be deduced that kenny and kuchel also grew up underground, so they probably didn’t get schooling themselves either.

(i mean grandpa ackerman is KENNY’S grandfather. so for three generations at least, levi’s portion of the ackerman family has been underground after fleeing persecution. where mikasa’s side fled to the countryside. i’m getting off track again.)

kenny had gone aboveground by the time he found levi. maybe he did know by that point, but it would’ve been pointless to teach levi since that had nothing to do with survival. i think it’s more likely he taught levi the bare minimum of bookkeeping / math tho. the basics.

seeing how aot is set in a standard medieval setting, there is an obvious division of class from nobles to farmers and menial labor jobs, etc. becoming a soldier is encouraged as far as the garrison and MP are concerned even. so there’s no way literacy rates (as far as before they found the sea and technology drastically changed) are high at all. below average. i feel like it’s a privilege to know how to read or write, and if you live in Sina you’re much more likely to learn than if you lived in rural wall Maria for example.

isabel and furlan were born in the underground too. it seems like furlan would be good with numbers and record keeping (they ran a criminal enterprise after all), but i don’t think any of them had any literacy.

it’s canon now that erwin taught levi things (in a previous post i made i referenced the source) and specifically classroom stuff levi didn’t understand. so: reading and writing included. that said i don’t think levi trusted hange enough to admit it to them or ask for help at that point.

if you rank as at least a squad leader, reading and writing has to be mandatory. levi is the SECOND MOST IMPORTANT officer so he must know how (like i said, it’s canon erwin taught him). at least once levi was promoted to squad leader. anyway lmao we’ve seen levi read lots of stuff like the newspaper and wanted poster in s3p1 with the drawing of his face + opening the book in the basement in s3p2. in s4p2 in the forest, he read the report from the two messenger scouts. actually as early as the ilse langar(?spelling) ova, when they discovered her body, i think he took out the journal and opened it before hange so. yes definitely.

[byallmeans1]

I remember reading a comment about the last special AOT episode where they found so weird that after the scene where they -in an amazing way must say-showed the horrors of the rumbling you see a lovey dovey scene with Armin and Annie all blushing lmao. They said what was the point of making that scene anyways? No offense to the ones who enjoy this pair, but Yams could probably developed them in another way or just not at all. Look, I’m not one to criticize the author because I don’t think I could write it better, but as a reader there are some characters that you feel he didn’t put much love to them, and is probably one of the problems you have when at one point of the story you have so many characters and you have to find a conclusion for all of them.

Also, I will never forgive Yams for making Hange’s death so dirty where later you see this little kid freaking flying. That’s my villain origin story. Sorry for the rant 😭

I remember that many people expressed that this scene was out of place even when that chapter of manga came out. Like I said, I feel like this ship had potential but it was wasted by storytelling. And just like you mentioned, it's really hard to give attention to all of the characters since there are so many of them. Second of all, introducing a bunch of new characters after three seasons without them for a sake of plot twist is not the right move imo. When they were introduced I just couldn't wait to see my fave characters and thats the only thing I cared about. I feel like it would've been better to show the two sides of the conflict right away, but that'd ruin the surprise I guess.

And I agree with you on Hanji part. I feel like yams had hanjis death planned since the panel with the shards came out and I keep thinking it could've been better. I admit, it was spectacular and cool, but the reason why they got there was too far fetched (I talked abt how I find Floch's anchoring to a boat ridiculous multiple times and now I don't feel like talking abt it anymore🧍‍♀️). Same thing with what happened next - falco discovering he can fly right after what happened 😭

The death was cool imo, but the events that led to it not so much

Also levihan's goodbye was delivered beautifully so that's comforting

[thinkingaboutsomethingprobably]

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[abonga]

[ drawing has not much to do with my rant lmao ]

I was going through attack on titan season 4 and..

o my god i hate it when floch said “dedicate your heart”

i know there’s nothing wrong from where he’s coming from and he’s serious about it

but maybe because when erwin says it, you do feel that he still treasures life

floch doesn’t take it as heavy as erwin do. 

voice actors in AoT are so good that i actually get frustrated despite knowing the plot watching this season

[just-somehuman]

INTRODUCTION I'M POSTING TWO YEARS AFTER I STARTED THIS BLOG LMAO ✨

Silly Wanderer header lol

A little about me ~☆

Names I go by: Nemo, Lune or my username on any social platform you find me on (there's a lot)🕺

Gender and sexuality: Female, heterosexual

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Interests: music, composition, writing, reading, gaming, astronomy, genetic engineering, science in general lol, programming

Instruments I play: piano (11 years), recorder (7 years), saxophone (2 years). The hand drum was my first instrument (11 years ago) but I stopped playing it after I started the piano 😭

Fanfictions I write: Obey Me!, AyakashiRR, AOT, and Genshin fanfictions. They are most commonly angst, however I do have two psychological and supernatural horrors in the works!

Novels I write: I actually have no idea. It's just a variety, I guess. My personal favourite that I've written is a fable (made that one wayyy too dark for a children's story). Currently, I'm writing a science fiction book.

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- Ayakashi: Romance Reborn

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- Himouto! Umaru-Chan

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[gojou-violin]

kk im on my shit about my ackerman trilogy. im gonna just rant at the wall. so. spoilers for aot manga and anime. :)

trigger warnings: suicide, murder, violence, absolute nonsense from me

if you have any fun questions or comments about my trilogy, my inbox is always open!!!!

ok so for quick run down of the trilogy, this is what you gotta know before i rant:

- estera was forced to marry rod reiss. kenny was uri's bodyguard at the time, so he was really close with the "royal" family, giving him close access to estera. they had an affair. she got pregnant by kenny, they panicked, they went on the run/went into hiding. they had a family together. (based off of sansa and the hound kinda) - daia was born poor, grew up with her abusive father after her mother uhhhh.... died of self causes.... she met levi randomly one day and they got together shortly after. (their story is based off of marius and cosette from les mis)

- uri was kenny and estera's son. after his father was killed by levi, uri went into the military as a means to get close to levi so that he could kill levi to get revenge. during his time in the military, uri dates a girl named keoni. uri goes into levi's platoon, keoni goes into hange's. uri later forgives levi, and they vibe. (uri and keoni are based off of romeo and juliet).

OK SO NOW WE GET TO THE RANT!!!

You know what's ridiculous-- Like, I will never forgive myself for doing this to Levi lmao. The whole trilogy is just... Levi getting shit on.... Timeline wise, this is how everything hits the fan for Levi: Daia is murdered by Kenny (she was pregnant and didn't get to tell him yet), Erwin tells Levi that he was in love with Daia too, Levi kills Kenny, Erwin dies at Shiganshina, Uri comes into Levi's life and Levi is like..... Wait... Kenny had a family? Uri and Levi then get close, Zeke kills all of the Scouts except for Uri and Levi (Ackerman buff), Hange dies-- And then this is where everything gets complicated, so stick with me for a moment... Keoni is turned into a Titan (same as Connie, Jean, etc.), and because Uri thinks that it's all irreversible, he's willing to die with her rather than see her turn into a Titan, so he dies as a result of holding her during the transformation-- AND LEVI HAS TO WATCH!!! When Keoni is turned back into a human, she realizes what happened and, devastated, she kills herself.

LEVI BRO IM SO SORRY

LIKE EVERYONE AROUND HIM JUST. DIES. AND AT THE END, HES SITTING ON THE BATTLEFIELD, MOURNING, AND HE FINALLY GETS TO SEE DAIA AGAIN *screaming into my pillow* AND HE JUST BREAKS INTO TEARS BECAUSE HE FINALLY--- FUCCCCCKK IM SO MEAN TO LEVI

poor boy just wanted to be happy with daia and their kid. he wanted to live a normal life after the war. he wanted to know what it would be like to be loved............ fuck..... and the fact that he couldn't save uri and keoni..... dude he could have saved both of them if mikasa gave him one more second to pull uri onto falco's back. FUCK.

anyhow. rant concluded. im sad.

[levi-supreme]

May I ask, do you have any unpopular aot opinions?

Hi anon!!! Aww thank you for sending me this ask haha I am very surprised but touched!! People don't usually send me asks like this so I am very happy to answer hehe.

Also, no hate, but all these are my own personal opinions and thoughts, so don't flame me!! Everyone interprets the characters, manga, and anime differently so please don't be offended by what I say.

Answering below the cut in case anyone wants to avoid seeing this and any potential manga spoilers!! Also tagging this with my ranting tags just in case because knowing me, I talk too much XD

Eren's decision on The Rumbling

I've talked about this before (somewhere in a reply to an ask) and I know we all don't agree with Eren's choice of committing massacre with The Rumbling, but honestly, this was what Eren decided, and it was what he deemed was the 'best choice'.

If this was how Isayama wanted Eren to act and this was what he thought was the decision Eren would decide on, then we should all just respect Isayama's choice. There's no way he can satisfy every single reader out there. Sending him hate because of this isn't acceptable.

Thoughts on Gabi and the Marleyans

Ah, yes, everyone's favourite discourse. I believe everyone has something to say about this, so I don't want to talk too much about it. Yes, I don't like Gabi, and yes, I don't think I'll like her ever. But do I hate her as a character and for killing Sasha? No.

Gabi was raised as a child soldier and with what was widely accepted as 'correct' in Marley was that everyone across the ocean is a 'devil'. What she did was out of survival instinct and it was just unfortunate that Sasha was at the receiving end of the blow. Marley was under attack by what she knew were the 'devils'. As a soldier, there's no 'home' without your country, and of course she would go all out to defend her homeland. It could have been anyone that was dead; Connie, Jean, literally anyone else up on the airship.

I love Sasha and I'm obviously pissed about Sasha dying, but as what I mentioned above, if Isayama wanted the plot to go this way, then who are we to say otherwise 🤷🏽‍♀️she got her character arc and development, and I'm satisfied with how things turned out.

Idk if I'm going to get flamed for this lol, but I really can't relate to the Marleyans too, and I don't like them, maybe except Pieck, Colt, and Niccolo (and maybe Porco). I don't agree with their ideology and I don't agree with many of the things they do. So yeah, I'm with the Eldians, and don't try to convince me otherwise haha.

Thoughts on character ships

Okay LOL I know I AM probably going to get hate mail or flamed or whatever for saying this, but I dislike almost every character ship out there except for Eremika and Niccolo x Sasha. Yes, character x Levi ships included. I have two popular Levi x character ships blocked because I dislike it so much lmao (have fun guessing which two).

Yes, I do ship Levi with someone, but I'm not saying who (those who know will know. Those who don't... please stay that way) because I don't want to start a discourse here. It's up to your own interpretation on who you want to ship whichever character together, but bear in mind that nothing is actually canon and confirmed by Isayama.

You can ship whoever you want, but don't force your ship on others and shoot them down saying that your ship is the 'best'.

Thoughts on the manga

People have sent hate mail and death threats to Isayama over the manga, and seriously people, DON'T DO THAT WHAT THE HELL????????????? It's all work of fiction, and honestly this is such a disrespectful and low move. If you don't like what you read, then don't read it?? Does sending hate mail to the mangaka make you feel better, or you think something you dislike about the manga will change?

I love the manga and all its spin-offs (No Regrets, Lost Girls, Before the Fall included) and yes there are certain things I dislike and things I don't agree with, but this is a work of fiction and people should just chill and enjoy the manga as it is.

This also applies to people sending hate to fanfic writers for writing certain topics that they don't feel comfortable with. If you don't like what you see, then don't read it??? Writers tag their work with the appropriate tags, so filter those tags away?? Don't send hate to people for things like this.

Thoughts on the anime

I know there's this whole WIT Studios vs MAPPA whatever and I love both animation studios, and both have their pros and cons. In my humble opinion, both animated the action sequences and fight scenes really good, but WIT Studios did a fantastic job with colouring and animation of the character's irises (which I love) and I like the way they animated the titans a little more. I like how MAPPA beefed Levi up (*slurps*), but I prefer the way WIT Studios animated Levi (Season 3 hello??????)

The only thing about the anime that I'm unhappy about was how little we got to see of No Regrets. The manga had soooooo much backstory of Levi, Isabel and Farlan, and there's so much more story about the Veterans as well. It's sad that they reduced eight amazing chapters in the manga to two OVA episodes and they cut out so much story telling as well. And this is why,,, I am always a manga over anime person.

One last thing that I may get flamed for (which I don't really care lol), is that I literally don't care about the English dub. Yes we all have preferences, some prefer Japanese, some prefer English. But similar to what I mentioned previously, don't go telling people how much you like one version and shoot down the other.

Also, I don't care about Matt Mercer and how sexy he sounds as Levi. Kamiya Hiroshi is my one and only Levi and his voice is the one I hear in my head every time I write Levi's dialogues and voice in my fics. Therefore, my choice of words when writing Levi's dialogues, his speech patterns, and my description of Levi's 'voice' is very much based on Kamiya Hiroshi's interpretation of Levi and the Japanese language. Which brings to my last general thought and point:

Thoughts on Levi

WELL I am a Levi blog after all, so obviously I have to talk about my husband and save the best for the last hehe. Also, another reminder that these are just my thoughts and feelings, so please don't tell me how much you disagree with me and how I'm wrong ;~;

I know many people say Levi is a cat person, but I beg to differ. In my head, he loves dogs. And I don't want to elaborate more because I know people are going to debate and tell me how I'm wrong lol.

Also. If Levi had descendants, he would NEVER name them after Kuchel, Isabel, and Farlan. I don't think this is how he would honour them and his memory of them, especially with Isabel and Farlan. I feel that Levi's biggest regret was detouring from Farlan and Isabel and going on his own, which indirectly caused Levi to not be there when the abnormal titan attacked them during No Regrets.

I don't want to talk too much about No Regrets since some of you may not have read it, but in gist, Levi was supposed to do *something* alone, but Farlan told Levi to trust him and Isabel to let them help him. On their expedition outside of the walls, once more Levi told Farlan and Isabel that he was going to do *something* alone and the two of them should stay with the group, but Farlan wanted to follow Levi. Levi told Farlan to trust him and stay, and he will do *something* alone. But when he didn't do *something*, he came back and saw Farlan and Isabel already dead. It was raining heavily on that day, and I also feel that Levi hates rainy days because of this. I feel that he blamed himself for causing Farlan and Isabel's deaths, and he would be guilty about this forever, no matter how many years passed.

By naming his descendants after the closest two friends he ever had seems to be rubbing salt on his wounds, and it would be an insult to his memory of them.

I also don't think Levi has a huge dick please, like my man isn't that long and thick everyone thinks he is. Levi's probably four to five inches max and his dick is slender and pretty. Who cares about how huge his dick is anyway, right? It's the sperm that fertilises the egg so you know, I care more about his balls and sperm count than how huge his dick is because his dick can't give me a baby but his sperm can XD also. His dick can do wonders okay he knows how to make you feel good in other ways so, who needs a huge dick anyway?????

Levi faced severe malnutrition and starvation since he was a kid, and in the environment he grew up in, Levi's physical health wouldn't be at the best. Of course through military training and living above the Underground did him good, but I feel that Levi's immune system wouldn't be the best. He probably would also have a pretty sensitive digestive system and can't take things like dairy, spicy food, or too much meat.

Levi probably sleeps with a candle lit, his bed is near to the window, and he never sleeps with his back facing the door. I feel that he's hypervigilant even when asleep, and he probably has a small knife or blade (the one he used in No Regrets maybe hehe) hiding underneath his pillow in the event that he feels threatened or under attack. His bed is near the window so that he can escape fast if he was under attack. He also probably sleeps with a candle lit because total darkness brings back bad memories of his time in the Underground, and the warm candlelight helps him feel safe.

Okay I think I've talked too much that this is becoming too long XD I hope you like my answers, anon! And once more, these are all my own thoughts and interpretation, so please don't start a discussion/discourse over here even if anyone disagrees with what I said okay ;AAA;

Feel free to send me any other thoughts and asks if you want as well! My ask is always open for Levi and SNK thoughts hehe. If you've read all the way here, thank you for reading through my rambling <3

[villystinka]

self-reflect

this is not a rant

So I'm going to try to reflect on the lowest period of my life - end of 2019 to spring 2022.

The only way I can remember it is with what phases I went through like for example October and November 2019 I was obsessed with Avril Lavigne, December I was obsessed with Star Wars... I felt really down but don't really remember why. I'm pretty sure it was seasonal depression though

We going into 2020... God. First two months I was still obsessed with Star Wars and then Shameless but then quarantine started in march. I was 14 btw. Anyways .. I was living with my dad at our cottage which is in the countryside since in our apartment there wasn't enough space for me and my brother to study online. I had my own room at the cottage so it was perfect and I felt really free. I was obsessed with Harry Potter and 5sos and whatnot OHHH and Doja cat. Summer 2020 I went to the national round of the English Olympiad in my country and it was kind of exciting except there was covid and we didn't go to another town ... But it was okay. I think that was the last major competition I ever went to, I just didn't have the energy since then. Also summer 2020 I started anime LMAO. My first ever anime was orange❤️❤️❤️ it still has a special place in my heart and I watched it one night and it was 5th of July idk why I remember it. Anyways I had a very major phase with black clover and that's what I connect summer 2020 with. Except that I was almost every day third-wheeling but still going outside because I just couldn't say no to my friend (she's toxic btw and we're not friends anymore) when she called me to go outside with her fucking boyfriend. Keep in mind she was 14 and her bf was 20 at the time... We not gonna talk about that lol it's not my life anyway but she was Hella groomed and she had nothing against it, she was actively encouraging this kind of age gap in relationships .... Its not like she was suffering. Anyways. We going into September 2020. What I connect it to is my big phase with Naruto and then I watched fullmetal alchemist and then november-ish I watched death note but like in September we started school right and the separation between me and my friends started to feel real, although I kept contact w them throughout spring and summer 2020. Then we went back online in October-ish if I remember correctly. That's when it really started to feel bad but not really. That's actually when I downloaded discord and the reason was that when I was reading fanfics on wattpad I saw one of the authors I followed link to their discord server and I was like ok I'll join it! Met some ppl there but I'm not talking to them anymore but I was addicted to mudae 💀. Winter 2020 I connect to meeting a certain individual called David (he was 23 at the time and I was 15) and I fell in love with him but then I was ranting about it to my online friends in that server and they were like girl you're not normal HES 23. that's when I realized that age gap wasn't normal. Yeah anyways.... I also connect winter 2020 with haikyuu and Yuri on ice.

We going into 2021.. worst year fr. Started off with my jojo phase, and then MY AOT PHASE. I swear if I hadn't watched aot so many things wouldn't have happened. I joined a certain server and met so many of my current online friends and we've been friends for almost two years. They helped me ALOT throughout this period! Honestly I started drift off my irl friends and NOT because of my online ones but because of another reason.

Guess I should explain my whole relationship w my friends, that's exactly why I wanted to do this self reflect thing. Now that I'm doing better I can do a whole summary and look at it more objectively. They all already had build a lot more connection among themselves than I did with them even before I met my online friends. They were texting me at some point asking why I'm not texting them but they always made me feel like I was OBLIGED to do it and made themselves the victims and not actually considering the event in which MAYBE I'm not feeling well. Actually I'm still baffled whether I felt bad or not. I feel like the only thing keeping me alive was consuming media just to feel something. While sometimes I was feeling great there was always something missing you know? I knew I was isolating myself from everyone but I was rarely feeling bad about it until one point when I started feeling lonely. Before I didn't feel that way... Until like start of 2021 I didn't feel lonely at all. I felt almost free tbh. I felt like there wasn't school and I was in my own bubble "paradise" in which I was reading, drawing, watching shows, movies, anime etc. Man idk anymore. Then I met my online friends and I was sometimes talking to my irl friends about online ones and that was such a big mistake. It turned to the point when my friends would insult those people even without knowing them, just because they felt replaced or something??? You werent there, Emily. I'm quoting her: "If you keep talking to them, you're gonna lose all your REAL friends"

Yes I'm still holding a grudge about that. She wasn't there for me not even once and you expect me not to find a way to fill the void?? And when this solution worked for me at the time? I didn't have to look good to be friends with them. My past didn't matter, my anxiety didn't matter. We bonded over games, memes, shows, anime like??? Exactly what my existence was all about, the consumed media that we had in common was what bonded us, and we were doing fun things, like karaoke nights, dubbing over anime scenes, sharing funny stories from our lives, learning about each other and the fact that we were (are) living in different countries and could talk different languages was interesting. I learned a lot about different cultures/religions, I even fasted during Ramadan 😮. Anyways. One of my friends always said this:

Translation: "I'm surprised that you've ever went outside and not being on discord 🙃"

"I'm even more surprised you opened that message instead of being on discord 🙃"

Out of every possible way to approach this situation, in his place I would never say this. By the age of 15 aren't you supposed to be able to feel sympathy? Not even empathy, sympathy. Someone could've asked if something is going on and I would respond normally and I wouldn't feel so bad but this is not encouraging in ANY WAY, like no this is not encouraging me to go outside and hang out with you???? What were you trying to achieve??? And if I bring up this this to the person rn he wouldn't even feel bad. Explain to me how this is right lmao I'm not going crazy right??? He's wrong right???? I'm not all bad right????

Because that's exactly how I felt, I felt like it was all my fault. I didn't even vent to anyone irl, I realized I shouldn't burden anyone with my own problems (family) but exactly cz they didn't know anything they were assuming I just did that on my own whim, because I felt like it. No? But no one really asked what happened. That's why you don't know 🤦🤦 and now it's too late, I don't need comfort now. The real reason I felt so bad was my own thoughts, my own brain. If someone had told me that the battle within myself should be won by ME and me only, if no one could actually help, it would've kind of been different. If actually realized it.

[sour-n-salty-citrus]

9) a character that did a lot of things wrong in canon that you think fandom woobifies?

EREN. FUCKING. JAEGER.

Also MAJOR SPOILER WARNING FOR THE END OF ATTACK ON TITAN. I MEAN IT-!

Ok, maybe "woobify" is a harsh word- actually, no, fuck it, I am going to say woobify, because that's exactly what people do. Like- "had no other choice" my fucking ASS. 80 percent. EIGHTY. FUCKING. PERCENT. OF THE WORLD'S POPULATION??? EXCUSE ME for not feeling even a BIT sorry for Eren Jaeger! Are you fucking kidding me???! I mean- it'd be one thing if he used the THREAT of mass murder to unite Paradis and Marley, but it's against the point if you go through with it! I can't believe all the people who were like uwu poor baby eren oh no 🥺🥺🥺 he just wanted to live a life with Mikasa like SHUT UP! SHUT UP! Do you know what that was? PATHETIC! Eren's here crying, shitting and pissing himself over the idea of Mikasa moving on with another man like oh boo hoo! I feel SO bad! Poor Eren, he's too busy slaughtering millions of innocents to get with the girl he's mistreated most of his life 🥺

ARGH! It makes me so mad! Let it be said that I despise Eren down to the very bones in my body! His actions are inexcusable in every sense of the word! People sympathising him for his sacrifice. SACRIFICE???? A heroic sacrifice is giving up something of your OWN for the sake of the greater good! That doesn't include the lives of a ridiculous amount of other people! That's just called being a genocidal maniac! I mean- there's a reason me and my brother joke about "you're like Eren Jaeger, but at least he cared about Paradis or something". (The orginal is from the first episode of Rick and Morty, in which Morty says "you're like Hitler, but at least he cared about Germany or something". I mean, if a character can be compared to Hitler in their actions, that should speak a lot about how "good" they really are!)

Obviously this doesn't go for everyone, but I swear, so many fans have their heads so far up Eren's and Paradis' asses, they can't even gain a little perspective (which is just sad considering the point of AOT is to show that there really is no such thing as the "right" side of a war). I sympathise a LOT with the characters from Marley, and the rest of humanity. Because here's some food for thought- statistically speaking, if one hypothetically were to be born in the world of AOT, it wouldn't be... in Paradis? Imagine you and your loved ones being crushed to death by giant titan feet meat for the sake of a war you were never even a part of. Oh, but of course, you'd deserve it, right? Because Eren was just trying to protect his loved ones, YOU'RE a necessary sacrifice for his cause.

Like-?! How entitled do you have to be???

The worst part is Eren didn't even fucking TRY! He didn't even try to do things the peaceful way! He just went straight nuclear! And in the end, Historia just had to do more negotiations and shit anyway... WHICH WAS THE PLAN IN THE FIRST PLACE! EREN DIDN'T DO SHIT! All he did was get rid of the titan curse- which, I mean, in theory he could have done before-? If hed TRIED. He's so pigheaded and stubborn and refuses to even listen to others, all those people died for essentially nothing.

Gosh, i could go on all day so I'll spare you the torment haha, but yeah, Eren fucking sucks and he doesn't deserve even the slightest bit of the woobification.

[jean-kayak]

Episode 66 of aot spoilers under the cut

Was that...a black man? On the inside? Helping them? We have no choice but to stan.

Also I really wanted Eren to turn to Zeke and be like "sup, bro" and then just rock his shit (no pun intended) but then Levi folded his ass which I'll take

And then there was Zeke with them DAMN ROCKS again, like jeez louise can we gets some variety

And then there was Gabi 🙄 this bitch, I CANNOT STAND HER GOOFY ASS BRO

And my boy Reiner just wanted to die in peace 🥺 i want him to have a redemption arc, we love those

AND THEN MY BOY ARMIN OOF, LOVE TO SEE IT. KING SHIT!!!

AND THEN MY GIRL HANGE BIGGER OOF, SHE KILLIN IT AS ALWAYS

and then Eren, looking fine as ever, but my mans was being so violent I was like damn, could you relax lmaoooo 💀

And every time I see just the whole titan shebang like when they come out of the body, I freak out all over again, I'm like Hange, that shit is so fucking cool

My boy Porco got HIS ASS HANDED TO HIM

Pieck got her SHIT ROCKED

am I bad person if I was cheering whenever this was happening

And I thought my boy Jean was gonna die for a second I was like no no he can't die

And I already know that Gabi kills Sasha I think and I'm not ready, I don't want her to die and she looks so pretty!

And Levi coming out of nowhere and taking Zeke out, I was like yes sir do what you have to do my man

[heckolve]

im havent kept up with AOT idk but armin is a titan?? okay cool i guess hes fucking HUGE..... but also....... that rod guy...... damn.....

[jordynwatchestv]

AoT Spoilers

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The fact that Eren sacrifices himself for the sake of freedom and was a slave to that destiny, so a people could be free? Whew. That shit kinda biblical in scale. And it makes perfect sense that he would be so moved to do this and sacrifice what is most important to him. The fact that this was ALWAYS going to happen and we experienced his journey to that place of obligation just as he was doing for literally just that instance. To be almost a God like entity, pulling the strings and controlling his own actions and the actions of those around your? The story is constantly happening all at once? So he never TRULY dies? Man. Like how do you come up with that bruh. Elite storytelling. ELITE.

What is most beautiful about it to me is that Eren literally always had these memories? He was seeing his own memories and all happening constantly. It’s so gruesome and I don’t even have the words to describe it. The story as a whole is not a super complicated concept but the way it’s told is EVERYTHING. The philosophy, the intention. As horrifying as it is, how the story is told is almost ethereal.

[leviiackrman]

1000% about to be on my Margot high again