#aphmau michael

[dereklycangivesemotionaldamage]

So if Michael did know about Vylad not being Garte's biological son, do you think he'd be like "wow this kid looks a lot less uglier than you, I don't think he's yours"?

[zack-shalashaska]

I’m stuck on a island with a blueberry and a knockout out blonde how great this is all Michael fault

[thegenuinezacrekshipper]

This Is A whole Judgmental Villain Post

I am going to be judging how good of villains each of these idiots are, if they have a low score I can hardly call them a villain. These are specifically MyStreet villains for now.

Ein. He definitely meets the criteria for a villain but he's just not... That good of one. First of all, how the fuck did he go from genuine emotions to "oh wow I was faking it to become the alpha and bla bla bla"? No one fakes emotions that good, this story plot was bullshit. His main goal is to... WaiT what's his main goal again? There's the turn everyone into a werewolf supremacist thing, the fuck lemme make out with this basic ass chick thing, the uwu get revenge on ultima thing[get in line with everyone else lol], and then there's the simping for Michael thing. The main one is probably the last one in season six cause that's all he talked about. He got a lot of people killed but he can't do it without help. He is nothing but a sidekick. 3\10.

Zack. he doesn't meet any criteria why the fuck is he in the villain place. The whole reason he even worked with Michael was money yet his dumbass wasn't willing to kill for it? He's pathetic as fuck. His main goal was to threaten and torment Derek in Starlight, that's not intimidating to the rest of the group at all. if he actually did something besides torment and be a condescending asshole to his ex boyfriend then maybe he's meet the criteria, but he doesn't. The cheating doesn't make him a villain, as that would put so many other characters as villains too. Yeah he's an asshole and all, just not really a villain. 0\10.

Elizabeth. The fuck she do besides kick Garte's kneecaps out and have a fairly seductive voice? She also saved Zack from drowning, how dare she he wanted to die anyways[which is sad but let's not talk about that]. She'll probably be better in the future so I give her 4\10.

Derek. No. No no no. He is not a villain in the slightest he is an antagonist, there is a BIG difference. His actions are more fucked up then the others though so he gets to be talked about. First of all the nicest thing he did to Aaron was get him a dog, then lose it. Now for the actual options, Derek has a weird way of showing he cares about Aaron. That includes making agents stalk him to make sure he doesn't hang out with humans he could put in danger, hiring some weird stoner dude to assault his son then hug him, intentionally calling his son a monster whenever he does anything wrong, throwing a temper tantrum and breaking his phone, and he's also really good at lying. probably learned it from Michael cause there's no way he picked it up himself. Oh also 7\10 for creativity.

Xavier. Best villain 100% \s. He really needs to take a break from the internet because it is damaging his emotional health and also his villain vibes, I can't really take a computer need who's really only obsessed with seeing the ultima seriously. He gets really fucking emotional when it comes to exposing the ultima so it messes up all his Damn plans. He only stayed in FCU because he's only a villain meant for college. 5\10 cause I feel bad for him.

Ivan. This bitch could've just stayed a player and saved his pathetic life from becoming an asshole, yet he chose the wrong path because he's really stupid. All he does is prank people and harass Lucinda, and also turn people into babies. He's literally nothing but a kindergartener to everyone. 1\10

Michael\The Demon Warlock. Wow someone who literally could give less of a fuck about Aphmau and Aaron's relationship's existence? Perfection. Amazing. Anyways, some of the bad things he did were controlling people to kill others for him, kill Terry's dad who apparently existed, beat up Travis because he's a nuisance and he's in the way, try to kill a useless God who does nothing for the community, didn't kill Derek cause Derek killed himself, killed one of his partners daughters cause he doesn't give a fuck, and he also killed Rachel. The fuck is up with that. How dare he. His main goal is to kill Irene cause fuck if I know I guess they broke up or something. He is also weird and predatory just like Terry, which is why I can't tell them apart. 9\10 cause the Katelyn thing ruined his intimidation.

That is all for now.

[incorrectaphmaudilfquotes]

Terry: This is definitely an affect of drugs.

Michael: Again, I am not a dru-

Terry: Shut up, drug. You are a drug. Don't deceive me.

[proshipgentethings]

CW for Antis: I am a proshipper, if you don't feel comfortable interacting please don’t

Michael x ein is just ein craving michael attention and Michael giving ein that attention to get him attached not a lot of his attention bc he loves watching ein cling and gets possessive,ein will just cling onto Michael during his meeting and agree to everything Michael saying,and gets ready to fight anyone that disagrees with Michael

[theythem-vylad-supremacy]

So co-author and I were discussing the worst parents in our rewrite, and we have come to the conclusion that depending on whether or not you count the Demon Warlock possessing his descendants, you end up with two slightly different lists.

if you count the Demon Warlock possessing his descendants, the top 5 list of shitty parents from worst to least shitty is:

Demon Warlock

Garte

Derek

Zack

Elizabeth

But if you consider the Demon Warlock's only shitty action as a parent being trying to murder his son, the list becomes:

Garte

Derek

Demon Warlock

Zack

Elizabeth

[roman-cup]

The Bidding cover by Chonny Jash has had me thinking abt Michael a lot- resisting the urge to go on a rant on it rn.

Honesty I never watched mystreet yet (Only PDH and some of the FCU stuff so far) so I cant give you much on him sorry

so honesty please rant on it I'd love to hear/gen

I took a quick glance at Micheals wiki page to like see how it relates to the song and i definitely agree the song has his vibes.

These lines make my thing about him:

"Oh my god. Holy shit We were there. That was it Did you see harmony If only temporarily? The halves I reviled An attempt to concile One more time, go again No, this can't be the end It was mean It was vile Like a freak Like a child But for once, Heart and Mind Had finally combined I believe. I concede"

[the-derek-lycan-simp]

Headcanon/Rewrite: Terry is a journalist when Michael isn’t making him deal with chemistry, he started to journalize things after his father ended up dying. It did not have a very good affect on him as after he learned to write things down, he started to comment on female bodies in it.

[michael-valkrum]

I’m going end of killing zack daughter again if he doesn’t get his  traitor  ass back here trying walk out on me when I do everything for him I gave him everything

[terryvalkrum]

Michael just hit me in the face he is so mean but he brought me a taco so he is cool I guess

[michael-does-discourse]

Hello, just call me Michael as that is my muse.

Pronouns are already in my bio.

I do political and fictional discourse, both have different tones.

Enjoy, you losers.

I also have a very strict Do Not Interact List:

Idiots who cannot provide a good stable argument without being an asshole about it.

[dereklycangivesemotionaldamage]

Derek probably would get bullied at work if his co-workers weren't scared he'd bite them and give them rabies.

[zack-shalashaska]

They all three tested on there children in the past

To My former blond friend and the jerks I worked with one is a demon the other a bluenette still love you guys but it had to be said

[lggy]

lillian never got out of the irene dimension its really funny

[cloffmoff]

i just wanted to find out if this was a fever dream or not cause i feel like NO ONE ever talks about it but does anybody remember in like the end of one of the last when angels fall eps garroth and katelyn show up to fight/distract michael and he summons a (fake?) zianna (who has been missing for multiple days) and has her hug garroth while telling him everything is going to be okay and that if he stops fighting everyone can be together again

and then after he escapes michael’s control again he says he feels ‘like a fool’ FOR MISSING HIS MOM AND WANTING EVERYONE TO BE OKAY?? ITS NOT YOUR FAULT MAN 😭😭

theres no way he left starlight without derealization issues; if he can be controlled by hallucinations of the people he loves, then post WAF he must always be rly cautious and unsure that the people around him are real

[nagitosstolenhand]

emerald squad but barbie movie template