Lavenderstar won by an overwhelming margin compared to Joy, so let's hear about Heron's mama!
If you have any questions about her please leave them in the replies and I'll be sure to answer them.
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Lavenderstar (formerly Lavenderflood) was the leader of JuniperClan on the HMS Juniper. She was the former deputy under the prior leader, Wispstar.
110 moons when she passed (born ~1692), she’s had three litters in the past with Tommy, a shipyard cat who would occasionally join the HMS Juniper on short trips. All of her living kits have gone onto other ships or became shipyard cats.
She was noted for her great speaking and fighting skills, though she rarely needed to use the latter.
Lavenderstar was likely a Norwegian Forest Cat / Maine Coon mix. She was descended from hundreds of warrior ancestors as far back as cats traveled alongside Two Legs.
She was confident in the validity of her half-clan kits and did not hide them from JuniperClan, nor shame any other half-clan cats or kitty pets.
small PSA: if you shop at craft shows or artist alleys, please bring more than apple pay or a virtual card - especially if you're not comfortable entering your card number manually. not all of us have fancy card readers, so please also bring your physical card or cash, even if it's only as backup 👍
I cannot physically express the fuckery I just had to deal with at work
so instead, let's metaphorically say that I am a mechanic instead, and somebody calls me up and complains that their car always says that they're speeding
so I spend hours trying to help them through this, trying to rule out basic stuff. Except their responses to a lot of my questions and instructions are kinda hard to parse, until finally, they start letting very strange things slip
like when I ask their speed, they say it's "six". when I ask what units that's in, they don't know what a 'unit' is
and after much questioning they're like "oh yeah haha my car didn't come with one of those 'speedometer' thingamajigs" like that's a completely normal thing to say, and it comes out that they are gauging the speed by leaning out the window and eyeballing the tires now and then
but also they aren't sure how the math works, so they approximate the tires as squares.
and to simplify the math more they drop a brick on the accelerator and try not to touch the brake too often
doing a fifth round of "is this actually gonna get posted anywhere or is it gonna rot in my trinket folder after working my ass for a flipaclip video". this is the thang of the day, cropped close up bcuz i think this part is cute n i dont wanna show too much at the same time
I’m selling one ticket for the fall out boy show in forest hills new york (8/1) for section club401 row H seat 15. I purchased the ticket for $213 but the price is negotiable just message me.
also I’ve never sold a ticket for something before let alone from axs so be patient with me I’ll try to do everything as smoothly as possible
prev reblog saw people in the tags being like "how do you deal with so many notifs" and that's bonkers to me. some people really have notifs on for their apps huh... the answer is you mute everything. phone is not allowed to get stupid red dots on the upper right corner of any app, let alone actually be intrusive with banner notifs👍🏻
This is going to sound incredibly ancient of me but I’m feeling grumpy this evening as a quiz had the question ‘what’s the name of the three brothers who had an early podcast’, to which I answered ‘the Novellas’ and the answer wanted was ‘the McElroys’.
Like, seriously? You’re calling MBMBAM which started in 2010 EARLY PODCASTING?
Skeptic’s Guide premiered in 2005, five whole years earlier. Perry DeAngelis had been dead for almost three years before the first MBMBAM episode ever came out. If you want ‘three brothers with an early podcast’ it’s Steve, Bob and Jay Novella.
And then I counted on my fingers and realised I’ve been listening to my internet radio shows for about 17 years at this stage.