#appends

[teleomancer]

how to solve your potatoes from sticking to the pan

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[doccywhomst]

tumblr glitch that hath rended my dash asunder:

free shitpost generator??? why isn’t this an official browsing mode. anyway here are my fav screen grabs, all hits no misses:

pure poetry. it’s like trying to tune into a specific radio station but you have giant lobster claws instead of hands

[digitalcreationsllc]

New LostTrust Ransomware is a Likely Rebrand of the MetaEncryptor Gang

The LostTrust encryptor disables various Windows services and appends the “.losttrustencoded” extension to encrypted files, with ransom demands ranging from $100,000 to millions.

[borbology]

had a dream this was an episode

[artemispt]

Carlos using the appendix keychain 😂 I love him

[st5lker]

the neverending quest random unfunny 20 follower tumblr users have to become the next slimetony or whatever has once again resulted in people saying weird gross shit that makes no sense and if you tried it in real life would at best get an awkward pity laugh whilst your company mentally noted not to invite you to outings again

[travelling-hydaelyn]

it's just light murder

[pantherloid]

Kagamine 16th

[hedgehog-hell]

it sure would suck to be thrown right about now!

[crimeronan]

it's 3AM and i want to take a walk but it's rainy and cold and way too dark. step into my world for a bit let's go somewhere together

[justc2world]

Cuffed jeans, he's so babygirl

[prismantis]

slow morning  (available on inprnt!)

[lewdo]

If I had a nickel for every time an f1 driver got appendicitis and needed surgery that caused them to miss out on a race weekend, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[leclerrari]

just a week ago ollie said that if he could race alongside any driver he would choose charles and then suddenly he’s racing alongside charles as he debuts in formula one for scuderia ferrari which can only mean that we have reached never before seen levels of manifestation

[vs-space-orcs]

Alien crewmate: Welcome back, Human James. You were gone suddenly for two weeks! What kept you on-planet for that long?

Human James: Oh I had my appendix taken out.

Alien crewmate: What is an 'appendix?'

Human James: It's an internal organ humans have that sometimes gets infected and needs to be removed.

Alien crewmate: You can just REMOVE an entire ORGAN from your body?! And be fine two weeks later?!

Human James: yeah we don't actually need our appendix and no one really knows what it's for. Most people think it's a useless organ leftover from our evolutionary ancestors that were herbivores. Though there's research to suggest it might have some use. About 20% of humans get appendicitis and need it removed sometime in their lifetime.

Alien crewmate: two weeks?? Two weeks?! To recover from having an entire internal organ removed?! Humans are so scary.

Human James: well it's a pretty small internal organ and I'm not 100% recovered until another month.

Alien crewmate: I am never fucking around with you ever again Mr Apex Predator that can fully recover from having an internal organ removed in less than two months. Human biology is insane.

Human James, shrugging: If you say so.

[parti-poppers]