#arcadian (2024)

[hatetheclub]

Arcadian (2024)

[cinefiliz]

Arcadian (2024) directed by Benjamin Brewer

[partiallypearl]

Sadie Soverall as Charlotte in Arcadian

You taught me so much, everything I know. You gave us life in a world of death, love in a world of violence. A future in the world without one. We'll carry you with us, wherever we go. Always.

[rogerckeller]

A good week for monster movies, Arcadian, Nicolas Cage fighting very original creatures after the end of the world.

[captaincolossal]

Ugh, my event today kind of sucked. I didn't actively lose money, but Jesus.

The best part of the day (genuinely) was when one of the vendors across from me came over and I got to tell her how much I liked her hat. It was a black baseball cap with MAKE MOVIES SHORTER embroidered on it, and then she showed me the back, which said 97 MINUTES (WITH CREDITS). And then she casually dropped that David Cronenberg is her favorite director and I was (internally) like ma'am are you trying to make me swoon. *sigh*

Anyway, back on my bullshit with not one but two Nicholas Cage films. Starting with the new one.

Arcadian (2024)

Fifteen years after Something Terrible.

[lasisgood]

Watched arcadian

Wasn’t even good. There was no plot. Like at all. I don’t even know what happened. Nothing happened. And nothing was ever explained.

I don’t know how it was rated suspense. There was no suspense at all.

I actually liked the demon things. They were kinda cute, like i wanted to pet their head. My gma said it reminded her of an ostrich.

Nothing was explained we dont know why the end of the world happened, we dont know why they come out at night. We dont even know what they are. Nothing was even said about it. Nothing happens we dont learn anything new at all. They hide but why? It’s never once explained.

My gma said the only reason we were even remotely interested in the movie was because of nick cage and oh we haven’t seen him in a movie in forever. And then he was basically not there for the half of the movie.

[carrieisscary]

Arcadian 2024

[soraskyecinema]

Arcadian // Benjamin Brewer // 2024

[moviesludge]

watching Arcadian not knowing it's a horror movie and then

[goryhorroor]

the creatures from the new horror movie arcadian remind me of hungry hippos because of their mouths and now I will never not think about that

[grigori77]

Movies of 2024 - My Summer Rundown (Part 1)

Straight up front, I've decided not to include the Director's Cuts of Rebel Moon in here, ultimately realising I've got FAR TOO MUCH to say about the finished product to fit in either of these, so I'll be posting a complete rundown of how I feel about all that sometime in September. Instead I'm just gonna concentrate on REGULAR business right now, so ...

The Runners-Up:

20.  MYTHICA: STORMBOUND – The Kickstarter-funded D&D-inspired fantasy adventure franchise returns after the original series ended in high style with 2016’s The Godslayer, telling an enjoyably offbeat (mostly) standalone story about a disparate group of warriors trapped in a remote inn by an unseen force.  Former series star Jake Stormoen makes his feature debut as a director here, ushering the cheap-but-cheerful action in with clear love for the material, and the results leave strong potential for a fresh saga moving forward.

19.  JIM HENSON, IDEA MAN – Prepare to get hit HARD in the feels as director Ron Howard turns documentarian for this thoroughly fascinating and lovingly reverent examination of the life, career and legacy of the core creator of The Muppets, as well as one of the most important film and television visionaries to have influenced the lives and imaginations of a whole generation of proud geeks, myself included.  If this doesn’t make you cry by the end you just don’t get it …

18.  AM I OKAY? – As far as I’m concerned, any remaining debate on whether or not Dakota Johnson can actually act should be put to bed by her performance in Tig Notaro and Stephanie Allynne’s endearingly quirky comedy drama.  She’s simply MESMERISING as Lucy, a socially awkward LA thirtysomething who’s just come to the sudden realisation that she’s gay, floundering through her new dating life with the help of her far more confident best friend Jane (House of the Dragon and Crazy Rich Asians’ Sonoya Mizuno).

17.  ARCADIAN – This intriguingly lo-fi indie horror, starring Nicolas Cage as a father desperately trying to keep his two teenage sons (Jaeden Martell and Maxwell Jenkins) alive during a terrifying apocalypse in which bloodthirsty monsters come with the night, very much snuck in under the radar, but it deserves some SERIOUS recognition for its visceral thrills and unsettlingly unique creature designs, as well as impressive central performances and steady, unshowy helming from feature-debuting director Benjamin Brewer.

16.  NEW LIFE – Brand new writer-director John Rosman makes a very intimidating debut indeed with this impressively robust suspenseful pandemic horror about a desperate young woman hitchhiking her way across America, unaware that she’s the carrier of a lethal viral pathogen.  Hayley Erin (Pretty Little Liars: the Pefectionists) plays understandably paranoid to perfection, while Sonya Walger (Lost, For All Mankind) is equally magnificent as the world-weary corporate fixer sent to hunt her down.

15.  MAXXXINE – Mia Goth’s murderous porn star Maxine Minx returns in the third (but hopefully not final) instalment of prolific horror writer-director Ti West’s deliciously NASTY X Trilogy, following our viciously resourceful and ruthlessly determined young star-in-the-making as she fights tooth and nail to secure the role she knows will help her go legit and break into SERIOUS movies, all while dodging the threat of LA’s Nightstalker killer, the burgeoning Satanic Panic and her own dark past coming back to haunt her …

14.  HIT MAN – The latest cinematic offering from unapologetically unique writer-director Richard Linklater, based on a bizarre true story, might ultimately be one of his more light, airy and ultimately insubstantial films, but there’s no denying it’s also a hell of a lot of fun, Glen Powell (who also co-wrote the screenplay) clearly having a blast playing a college professor who moonlights as a fake assassin to help the New Orleans Police perform undercover stings in order to prevent potential murders-for-hire, only to fall in love with one of his marks (Good Omens’ Adria Arjona).  The end result is a wonderfully frothy screwball comedy that’s a winning laugh-riot from beginning to end.

13.  THE BIKERIDERS – Jeff Nichols (Take Shelter, Midnight Special, Loving), one of the most interesting and eclectic filmmakers to come out of the late 2000s’ indie scene, once again in fine form with a fascinating fictionalised take on photojournalist Danny Lyons’ photo-book chronicling the life and times of the influential Outlaws Motorcycle Club.  Tom Hardy stars as Benny, the laconic leader of the Vandals biker club and Elvis’ Austin Butler smoulders magnificently as his protégé Johnny, while Killing Eve’s Jodie Comer provides the narrative’s grounding anchor as the latter’s down-to-earth girlfriend Kathy.

12.  I SAW THE TV GLOW – Underground writer-director Jane Schoenbrun (We’re All Going To the World’s Fair) thoroughly deserves their newfound big-time breakout into the more high-profile scene due to the runaway success of this thoroughly twisted A24 existential horror revolving around awkward teen Owen (Justice Smith), who becomes overwhelmingly obsessed with 90s YA TV series The Pink Opaque, only to see his life become increasingly unsettled after the disappearance of his closest friend Maddy (Brigette Lundy-Paine) makes him wonder if the supposedly fictional show might actually be TRUE, and having a direct effect on his own reality …

11.  LONGLEGS – Anthony Perkins’ son Osgood, who’s been making a name for himself in the indie horror scene for a while now (I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives In the House, Gretel & Hansel), is breaking out in a major way as a filmmaker thanks to this deeply unsettling slowburn procedural mystery thriller.  Maika Monroe delivers a masterclass in subtle nuance as rookie FBI agent Lee Harker, an emerging clairvoyant whose uncannily accurate talents get her assigned to the manhunt for the titular, potentially supernatural serial killer (a virtually unrecognisable Nicolas Cage).

[splemonocracy]

ORCS. I LOVE ORCS.

ATTACK FOR @8artastronomer8

[tinyreviews]

Tiny Review: Arcadian 2024. Mediocre horror, but Nicholas Cage.

This feels like a pilot of a series. It should have been fleshed out as a TV series instead.

Arcadian is a 2024 post-apocalyptic action horror film directed by Benjamin Brewer from a screenplay by Michael Nilon. It stars Nicolas Cage, Jaeden Martell, and Maxwell Jenkins.

[cerberus253]

Okay so those creatures from Nic Cage’s “Arcadian” (2024) movie, right? First of all, they do look kind of cute in a dopey way…

…but they look super flexible, very much like a cat, when they move around. So, let me put this in your mind: Weird/Funny Sleeping Cat poses, but these guys

*le gasp* You don’t think they’d like boxes, too?? Since they’re creatures from underground, moving around in caverns, so tight spaces make them feel safe??

[space-sweetheart]

Nicholas Cage the actor that you are ♡ never stop starring in weird and wild horror movies please 🙏