#are you /j or /srs

[bummykins]

stupid meme as I recover from carpal tunnel

[themandolinscrimblo]

Quick doodle before I do the real thing.

Plus this cuz why not.

[isuggestwishcraft]

r u stoopid

[justkillingthyme]

Des foot anon can you come back I just wanna talk.

[forestlovesyou]

RAAAAAAAAH ONLY I CAN ABUSE MY CHILD!!!!!!!!!

[fiasreblogblog]

BRO FOR REAL??

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

[sucrows]

you're writing kinda remind me of how cishet men write about sex with women but in a good way

i beg of you please tell me this is about the gatekeeper april fools post i can't do this i can't be like a cishet man writer i can't please tell me pleaseeee 😭😭😭

[meatcatt]

My cool and hot predictions for the next beast yeast chapter

[liph-zip]

holiday finals season

[bennysubreddy]

I MADE A RLLY DUMB POST ON TIKTOK ABOUT FRANK IERO TWINK DEATH / DILF BIRTH AND RIOT FEST COMMENTED

WHAT DO U MEAN UR SENDING THIS TO HIM ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

[prudentseer]

Mythical Sausage when I catch you...WHEN I CATCH YOU

[catboymoments]

I wanted to draw/write out my thoughts I had with the gusthololosers as young adults going thru their 20something boydrama breakup and how Calcifer’s existence wound up getting them talking again… exes to roommates to coparents to lovers arc . Drawing these expressions and interactions was so so fun they’re so goofy

also before you ask- in my headcanon lore world whatever for toh, two witches of any agab can reproduce because of different biology, but this could also be interpreted as Matt being transmasc!! Willow has two bio dads and Boscha has two bio moms so don’t come for me

[m0rninglatte]

Chat, Icarus has two hands. Let them kith the homies about it.

Let them be smitten over dead men who came back to life.

You can still support a gays right and wrongs in Wet Prison Birds as a part of it is Prison Duo.

Also, bare in mind this is probably how it started:

But now all three of them get to kiss each other about it and be wholesome in a QPR way about it. And we love it for them.

They have two hands for a reason. It's to polycule.

[blooming-cecilia]

i don't know dahlia all that well yet since i've yet to play the interlude (i'm waiting for miss erika's lines to be patched in 🙂‍↕️🤞)

buuut based on the vibes i've been getting...

in the context of lunasmr's wedding audio, i feel like if dahlia ever found out his bestie venti here got married WITHOUT any officiant or witness? he would set off and FORCE him to get a proper ceremony at the church lmfao 😭

i can see it happening post honeymoon audio, once windblume and venti get back to their normal lives

venti's at the tavern as usual but still kinda riding the wedding bliss. while on break from his Very Exhausting job of entertaining the masses, he's chosen to sit with a bunch of his tavern buddies and dahlia. everyone at that point has noted how extra happy the bard is that night, and venti accidentally says the truth without realizing it's consequences, happily yapping about his marriage and honeymoon bc hehe hes very in love so why wouldnt he yap about getting married to his beloved <33

and everyone's just ?!?! but dahlia. ohhh dahlia. he's appalled and after a few moments of silence just sets off on venti. what do you MEAN you got married. with no officiant? no other witnesses?? just both of you??? your marriage isn't OFFICIAL YOU FOOL

venti realizes his mistake and tries to get him off his back but nope! dahlia's not having any of that! he WILL have a proper ceremony This wednesday (aka, the Latest gap in his schedule) and NO he cannot get out of this.

doesn't matter if he knows venti's barbatos or not, dahlia feels like someone who would tell off someone even if they're above him in whatever rank. as long as there's something wrong, he WILL correct it. so there really is no other option but to comply 🤡

sooooo venti has no choice but to tell his beloved windblume that uhhh Well. that second wedding he promised them they'd have if they wanted?? Guess It's Happening Now

and even then it's like, the barest minimum wedding with the deacon and two other witnesses (one from each side)

(unless his windblume wanted to invite more folks of course!)

all because he's annoyed about having to been told to do another wedding just because he was told it wasn't leGaLLy biNdinG 🙄😒

grumbles about it to his windblume as they both get ready that fateful wednesday morning,

"i'm literally god. i should be allowed to legalize my own marriage. why does the church have to approve of MY MARRIAGE. shouldn't have said it with dahlia around, i knew he was gonna nag ..."

"to be fair, he's got a point. i did try to tell you."

"NOT YOU TOO >:("

windblume kisses his cheek and tries to soothe their (soon to be?) husband, barely holding back a laugh.

"well, aren't you glad to be able to marry me again? you were the one excited about having a bunch of weddings!"

the pout from venti's face falls into a small smile.

"that's about the only good thing from this whole nonsense, anyway."

he leans over to kiss his beloved,

"you know i'd marry you every day if i could, my love."

bonus: the best man

let me preface this by saying that because it's mondstadt and because i say so, i believe any person can be elected as a primary attendant/witness regardless of gender. so, i think venti could (and would) have chosen literally anyone available (lol) for his side

but i think it would be funny if he chose diluc as his best man

i was mostly thinking of this in the context of my yumeship, but also? he would probably be chosen because he:

1) knows who venti is so he likely understands the full context of this out of the blue wedding

2) he can roll with the punches and adapt fairly easily

3) venti has a sense of humor

i'm imagining him just dropping by the winery and asking like, "heyyy master diluc, r u free this wednesday? yeah?? ok can u come for a little thing i got going on at the church, promise it won't take up too much of your time <3 k thx see u!!!"

just making it sound super casual like he's asking to hang out. which was super sus already especially with that location. but he got no other clue on why, so he just gets there and BOOM. it was. a weddign . and he's. venti's best man?????????

was So confused getting there early and seeing an unimpressed dahlia waiting. he thinks he got it wrong and was gonna apologize but THEN dahlia goes,

"are you one of his witnesses"

".. what?"

"the bard and [windblume]'s wedding. are you their witness"

(realization)

"...............yes"

and he just sits there waiting along with windblume's chosen witness while inwardly groaning and cursing out venti in his head

not because he had to play best man. he wouldn't have minded. but he would have preferred to have been told he was attending a wedding!! he should have been in a nice proper suit rn!!

he doesn't even have a gift for the couple! though he supposed that can always come later, it still feels wrong to be THIS unprepared and it's on what he thought was gonna be a Perfectly Normal Wednesday Afternoon

somebody save him

[iwannafallintoaholelmao]

….

….. I… I have no words.

[inanimateinsanitywiki]

people keep saying they replaced the elephant feces with a bottomless pit because the boys wanted to get rid of the gross out humor in the remaster. i, however, enlightened as i am, know that the contestants falling into an infinite void at the end is meant to mirror how they will eventually end up in the infinite void that is melife (but also probably because the boys wanted to get rid of the gross out humor in the remaster).