#are you scared

[toomanywatchers]

So I saw this popular post floating around amid the Watcher drama-

-and here is my response to that with some iconic Watcher quotes:

Shane: "What's the deal with cousins?" - in TMS season 3

Ryan: "Hey dipshit, are you scared?" - in TMS season 3

Steven: "What's the trauma version of nostalgia?" Shane: "Trauma?" - in Pod Watcher ep 5 (aka the glorious Nose Soap Apple ep)

Shane: "I don't like people to acknowledge me as a human being." - in Are You Scared of Working Out

Ryan: "Class dismissed, you little blue ball sack." - in Puppet History's The Dreadful Demise of the Dinosaurs

Steven: "Who cares, man!" - in Making Watcher ep 4

Shane: "As soon as there's an element of competition, my brain just quits" - in Weird Wonderful World Roller Derby ep

Ryan: "You killed me!" Shane: " You're dead?" Ryan: "Yeah, because you asked for a blowjob." - in Survival Mode Demonologist

Steven: "Oh, I can't process the world right now." - Steven Eats Through Korea for 24 Hours Straight

Bonus one from the Patreon because I think about this moment at least once a day:

*answering the question on when would a gen z bark* Sam: "during doggy style?" Shane in disapproving dad voice: "Sam!"

and that is just a few quotes that I think about or quote from time to time. If you have a favorite quote and want to add to this post to out-ratio the original blogger- go for it!

Now my little rant that I've been trying to keep in but imma just add it here: it seems that most of the haters throwing out nasty comments seem to be old BFU fans who only watch Ghost Files and can not let go of the past and does not realize that BFU has been over for almost 3 years now. Guess what?

It's.

Never.

Coming.

Back.

It's totally ok to miss and grieve the loss of something you love, but continuously comparing Watcher to just BFU is tiring. Watcher is so much more than BFU, and if you guys would just simply read Watcher's company motto then you would know that.

So how about instead of living in 2018, you come and join us in 2024 and recognize that Shane Madej, Ryan Bergara, and especially Steven Lim are still fucking hilarious alongside the wonderful team at Watcher.

ps: I decided to use a screenshot and cut out the name instead of reblogging the op's post because I simply do not want to give them any more attention.

[crowleys-right-eyeball]

i lied abt only posting abt this situation once, i just saw this lovely person’s comment!! passing it on to tumblr 🫡

edit: SOMEONEE changed the password and ruined it for everybody :/ pls try this version instead!!

edit 2: WATCHER POSTED AN UPDATE

[booklovingturtle]

(in reference to the Ned speculation)

[sorryforbiengabitch]

I just know he would support me in my hoe phase❤️

[emiko-matsui]

i like unsolved/watcher because ryan dresses like the average guy in 2016 and shane dresses like one of the robbers from home alone

[shaniacsboogara]

Ryan Bergara wearing a different colour beanie in each episode of Are You Scared so far is so fun. We have orange, pink, and blue, I wonder if we'll be able to make a beanie Bergara rainbow by the end of this season.

[bergoozter]

good to see ya pal

[wearewatcher]

cinematic parallels

[fake-daily-watcher-tweets]

disclaimer: as always I want to mention that these are not real. they are made by me to be a joke. in no way do these actively reflect on the real ryan bergara, shane madej, or steven lim or anyone else that they come in contact with. this is a joke page and these are NOT real. they are supposed to be funny!

[toomanywatchers]

[nick-nellson]

#tag yourself i’m shane

[marksandrec]

Marks and Rec: Misc #2582

Dating app but for cryptids. (Dialogue from tumblr.)

[jackandclairearesiblings]

Edit for those unable to see/read the pic: The Destiel News Meme with the caption "Watcher is putting all their videos behind a paywall and the entire internet is telling them what a horrible idea this is and they still haven't addressed anything and the silence is heartbreaking and slowly killing me"

[imsuchafuckinlady]

Pictured above: puppy

Pictured below: high level demon

[sorryforbiengabitch]

My dad says that we can go rob a bank if you wanna come

[ravxe3n]

art collab with @julliposting hi 😁hiiii😁😁😁hai haiii 😁😁😁😁😁