#spn shitposts

[what-do-i-type-here]

I hate it when people think that Cas would be the one pushing for communication. Dude confessed twice while on his death bed just to avoid the consequences, and the first time he was too chicken-shit to actually commit to it so he just bailed halfway through.

[deanspunchingbag]

do you think when jimmy said yes to cas he thought it would mean being in a homoerotic friendship with gods favorite chew toy for over a decade

[sammyshuntingbuddy]

[spn-circa-2012]

he fuckin died

[nonbinarylocalcryptid]

Tumblr has taught me two things:

1- There's never enough TMA references

(Transcript: Holy shit!! Is that a motherfucking TMA reference???)

2- There's a GIF from Supernatural for EVERYTHING

(Transcript: Misha Collins from Supernatural saying "We have a GIF for that")

[jackandclairearesiblings]

Edit for those unable to see/read the pic: The Destiel News Meme with the caption "Watcher is putting all their videos behind a paywall and the entire internet is telling them what a horrible idea this is and they still haven't addressed anything and the silence is heartbreaking and slowly killing me"

[kiwifruit67]

I was talking to my friend who doesn’t read fanfics and they were like “what if there was fanfics about fanfics?!”. They were saying it like it was such an outlandish and wild idea. I just have one word…….Supernatural.

[gabaghoul-fandom-meme-queen]

If not dating, why breakup so loud?

IF NOT DATING, WHY BREAKUP SO LOUD!?!?!?!

[fakemonalisa28]

Please tell me I’m not the only one who sees this

[riverwithoutbanks]

[vendettasfanfictioning]

waiting for the day someone asks me why supernatural is my favorite show just to tell them, "no supernatural isn't even in my top 3 lmao" and they'd be very confused by this, "but but you talk about dean winchester all the time! you wrote a paper about the ramifications of queer coding in pop culture (headed by destiel) for a Big Thing at school! you just cosplayed castiel last week after finding a tan coat at a thrift store! what do you mean supernatural isn't your favorite show?"

then i hit them with the, "supernatural was a fever dream a witch's cauldron it was the saddest accident to ever happen to me and it gave me good characters trapped in a bad narrative. dean winchester is one of my favorite characters because he was flawed and human and full of love and the show, which created him, did him so wrong."

[what-do-i-type-here]

Dean: Hey do you know Cas' type

Sam: You

Dean: Huh, too bad I'm not a girl

[deanspunchingbag]

saying 'that is so dean coded' every time i do something clearly bad for me but it could help someone else

saying 'that is so sam coded' every time i have a complete psychological breakdown

[sammyshuntingbuddy]

more shitty sammy textposts

[therabbitthatpostthings]

OFMD coming in with a steel chair on Destiel-TrumpArrest-Putin-Riverdale Polycule Day was unexpected but welcomed.

Just another Thursday on this hellsite(affectionately)

[jackandclairearesiblings]

Sam's sitting at the computer when Jess comes into the room, wiping her hands on his face and smearing something cold on his cheeks.

"What the hell is on my face?"

"Moisturizer."

"Moisturizer?"

"I squeezed out too much."

Sam watches as Jess runs her hands along her face. Was he supposed to do that too?

"Have you never used lotion before?" She asks while giggling.

"Uhhhh no?" Not for this...

She stops laughing. "Here." She cups her hands around his face, tracing his cheekbones with her thumbs and her fingers along his jawline, rubbing the product into his skin.

She feels Sam go soft, immediately melting into her hands. His eyes close for a second and Jess swears she could feel him start humming.

When she's finished, she goes back into the bathroom to finish her makeup, leaving Sam almost heartbroken that she stopped.

Every day, Jess makes sure to have some moisturizer left over for Sam. And Sam looks forward to it.