#arson obsessed child

[screeching-bunny]

Yandere! Townspeople Harem x Lucky Reader

Warnings: Obsessive Behavior, Yandere Thoughts, Bad Writing, Stalking, Possessive Behavior, Reader is Referred as ‘You’

A/N: I have no clue what I was on when I wrote this 💀. This is also inspired by a Reddit post I saw long time ago.

🌟 Yandere! Townspeople who are absolutely enamored by you and everything that you do. They treat you as if you are some kind of entity waiting to be put on a golden pedestal and paraded around town. You are essentially the town’s golden boy/girl/person, a mascot if you can even call it that. In their eyes everything that you do is inspiring and encouraged. It also doesn’t help that you were born with this amazing power that causes you to become extremely lucky. No matter the deed, every action was thrust into the spotlight as if it were a gracious gesture for the community's well-being. Take, for instance, if you ever fatally shot someone the townsfolk would erupt in applause, discovering the individual to be a notorious mass murderer and your action saved the town.

🌟 Yandere! Townspeople who can’t help but gush over every miniscule achievement that you got. You got a perfect attendance award? They wouldn’t expect anything less from you. Did you just get a participation trophy? Well they're cheering for you as if you just won the world cup. To say their actions are embarrassing is definitely an understatement. Everytime they cheer for you, you can’t help but die a little bit on the inside.

🌟 Yandere! Townspeople who absolutely cannot fathom the idea of you moving out of their town. They would much rather skin themselves alive and commit arson than to allow you to leave them. Everywhere you go, there will always be some form of eyes on you. There will always be some type of survance of you at any time of the day. Depending on the person, the townspeople's love for you can either be platonic or romantic. Basically half of the town wants to fuck your and the other half sees you as their beloved child or grandchild.

🌟 Yandere! Townspeople who may or may not be human. Like sure they might have the occasional human sacrifices but what town doesn’t!?!? This is totally normal behavior that people exhibit. What’s that? Did you just see a tentacle coming out from that woman over there? Nahhh. You must be imagining that! What a cute and overactive imagination you have there. In all seriousness, it would literally die for you. You're just a cutie patootie to them. Your small teeth are so cute compared to their razor sharp fangs. You know, you could really use that small mouth of yours and suck on their–

🌟 Yandere! Townspeople have a monthly ritual where they gather around to brag about all of the items that they stole from you. Never in your life will you see someone so happy to own a pair of used underwear that didn’t belong to them or some used pair of socks. If you looked up a textbook definition of “down bad” then a picture of the Yandere! Townspeople would be the first images to pop up. In your presence these people act as if they had never touched grass or seen the sun before. They all seem to have some type of mutual agreement that in your presence, they would try to act somewhat normal in order to not scare/scar you too much.

—

From a young age, your luck was apparent. In school, while others struggled with exams, you breezed through them effortlessly, always managing to stumble upon the exact answers needed to excel. Teachers marveled at your natural knack for stumbling upon solutions, even in the most challenging of situations. As you grew older, the extraordinary luck only seemed to amplify. Job interviews turned into job offers within minutes, as if the universe conspired to ensure your success in every endeavor. Colleagues joked that working with you was like having a lucky charm around, as projects that seemed doomed to fail miraculously turned into resounding triumphs whenever you were involved. It might seem great and all BUT DAMN WAS THIS LIFE SO FUCKING BORING!!!! Which is why you decided to spice up your day a little and rob a bank.

“Oh hello [Reader]! Is this going to be the usual procedure?” The bank teller asks you with a smile on their face as you hold a gun to their face. “You know… the weather is perfectly nice today. It would be a perfect day for a date don’t you think–”

Suddenly a thunderous crash was heard, the police burst through the bank doors, their badges glinting under the harsh fluorescent lights. Guns drawn and voices booming commands, they swept into the lobby, faces masked with determination. Until the police chief sees you and lets out a tired sigh, “Guns down everyone, it’s just [Reader].” A faint sound of disappointed groans can be heard from the crowd of bank patrons from the back. “Why are the police here so soon, I didn’t get enough time to admire their pretty face.” another voice could be heard, “For real, their never this fast in an actual emergency. I mean they only just shot and killed one person, it's really nothing to worry about like who cares–”

—

“You are free to go [Reader], again.” the police officer states as she releases you from your handcuffs. “Turns out the man that you shot ended up being a drug dealer. You really have a special talent for catching criminals don’t you. She states as she gazes at you with loving eyes. ���You know I’m free after this shift, you think we can–”

Before she can finish her sentence you walk away with a dejected look on your face. You couldn’t believe how boring a day this turned out to be. Seriously, you wished that something exciting would happen in this town for once you think to yourself. Failing to notice a scene behind you. One that consisted of a bunch of monsters eating the souls of the innocent while on their knees for a statue that seemed to look like you. They all seem to be gripping onto something though– HEY, WAIT A MINUTE ARE THEY HOLDING YOUR UNDERWEAR!?!!?

[ask-the-rag-dolly]

PLSPLSPLS can we know more about the office ?? like what everyone did and their personalities and stuff. i love the office sm

this is going to be long

everyone has this weird thing where they're referred to by a nickname in the workplace , which corresponds to their job , appearance or generally something else they're known for . there is no deep story reason to this i just do not want to think of first and last names

they work in c&a which was at first a chill company but after the disappearance of its two valuable employees everything went to Shit™

the boss was a pretty eccentric man that bears a lot of similarities to his mascot , caine . there was only one person he allowed to call him mr. bossman . after the incident though he became more intolerant of imperfection and have a shorter temper .

king and queen were like those corny as hell old couple that unintentionally adopted their department . king was the goofy dad that always cheered everyone up and queen was a mysterious little thing with passionate dreams of arson ( there was no heater in the office )

i think you can garner a guess on where their nicknames came from

clown was the laid-back janitor that always wanted to lighten the mood with his Very hit-or-miss jokes , which is what earned him his nickname . was dolly's anchor through The Incident and the worst of bossman

disappeared after spreading rumors about the company

dolly's the darling secretary of c&a who often did her tasks with a smile and got along with everyone in the office . called ' dolly ' because of her ( suspected to be unhealthy ) obsession of raggedy ann which she often has sitting on her desk . for Emotional Support , she claims

disappeared a week after her eye surgery

jester was the accountant that was always the butt of the joke in the office . she was often the victim of pranks and was never taken seriously by a lot of her co-workers - which is how she got her nickname .

a nervous wreck but don't let that fool you .

was good friends with ribbons but that's because she was one of the only people that didn't approve of her treatment

rabbit's the only one who didn't work for the company . instead he was a feral child that kept breaking into the building and messing with everyone . given a nickname because no one fucking knows who he is or where his parents are at WHOSE MENACE IS THIS

never came back one day . for all they know he got lost in a forest and Never Returned

ribbons was the artist who helps with conceptualizing the products . she was called ribbons because she wore a bajillion ribbons on her hair . would often sleep on the job because she only ever gets 3 hours of sleep

disappeared sometime after rabbit .

scramble was the moody intern that would come back years after as a worker - to where they would last for a month before disappearing . a rebellious teen who just went to adopt a random , mentally ill 23 year old woman as their adopted mom . called scramble due to how their fashion looks like ' a bunch of things mashed together '

[moonlight-stalker]

# Dc x Dp 131 Halloween prompt

Every Halloween Fright Knight would lead the dead to the living world and at the end of the night he would collect any that were stuck in the living world

He has not been able to do this for several centuries because he had to guard Pariah Dark's sarcophagus but now that there is a new king he can get back to his original purpose which is guiding Souls and other creatures to the realms Zone.

When he gets back King Phantom tells him he seems to have made a few mistakes he did not realize how rusty he has become.

What Fright Night thought he brought back

8 ghost 1 of which is very sick

4 zombies

3 were animals

A false immortal

A spirit of fear

A child of Undergrowth

What he actually brought back

Calendar man - a man that does crime on holidays and significant date

Clayface - a human that can shape-shift

Firefly - a person who likes arson

Mr. Freeze - a man who is trying to find a cure for his wife ( Danny needs to get him to talk to Frostbite before he leaves )

Red Hood - not a full ghost but a halfa that's sick ( also needs to see Frostbite )

Robin - a very stabby human

The Joker - insane

The Mad Hatter - a man who is obsessed with Alice in Wonderland

Lord Death Man - a man who plays dead very convincingly

Solomon Grundy - actually a zombie

Two-Face - a person who has had a very bad injure

Tim Drake - a sleep-deprived human that is only alive because of coffee and spite ( get Nocturn to put the human to sleep for a couple of hours )

Killer Croc - a metahuman

Killer Moth - a man dressed as a moth

Man-Bat - is in fact a were animal

Ra's al Ghul - false immortal

The Scarecrow - a human that likes to spread fear ( Fright Night had known that he was human he was just maker sure that Scarecrow got the message that he isn't the master of Halloween )

Poison Ivy - is not a child of Undergrowth yet

[ever8ea]

Hiiii

Do you think you could do Ares kids headcanons?

˗ˏˋCabin 5 Headcanons´ˎ˗

Record: Know Your Enemy - Rage Against The Machine

• Ares, god of war and battle

• Can pull off any shade of red

• hot asf, all of them

• They have near-perfect aim, and so excel in combat and most sports

• They have a secret stuffed animal mascot. Nobody knows about it

• Their faces flush red when they get angry or excited

• Try to come off as witty, but actually spend hours thinking about clever comebacks/insults

• Their cabin is surprisingly neat and clean like an army barracks

• constantly get pranked on by the Hermes cabin, but can never catch them in the act

• They always wear their hair up so they'll be ready for anything

• Combat boot enjoyers

• They have a lucky edge when it comes to games of any kind, even board games

• either love punk-rock music or despise it

• They wear athleisure OR a leather item constantly

• very self aware, but don’t come off that way. Lots of insecurities, but they help each other through it

• A lot of them obsessively collect sneakers

• Dark color enjoyers, warm-toned people

• Any armor fits them perfectly

• masters of the dramatic entrance/ dramatic exit

• During a fight, adrenaline rushes can keep them on their feet for far longer than they should

• you love Spider-Man, don’t you 🫵

• It's much more difficult to break a weapon in a child of Ares hand

• have thought about burning down a building/committing arson at LEAST once

• Injuries heal faster than normal, but even small cuts leave scars

A/n: my gf is one of y’all

[stephen-the-spider]

“Hello? Hello..? Hi there, (user). Oh, me? Just showing the new camper aroun-“

“Dude, get off my blog.”

Data loading…

Name: Miles (retracted)

Age: 15

Birthday: (retracted)

Sexuality: subject, when asked, bite Doctor Matthews (demiromantic)

Gender: subject is male and will answer to masculine or gender neutral terms (he/him, they/them, it/its)

Godly claim: subject has Roman heritage but is a child of the Greek god, Thanatos

Diagnosis: subject is labeled as autistic, sociopathic and possibly manic (aspd, impulsive episodes)

Behavior: subject is able to function in a social environment, but lacks the necessary skills to communicate effectively and bond with others

Crime log: Attempted murder, murder, breaking and entering, robbery, assault, battery, identity fraud, arson, lying to a judge, lying to a cop, and vandalism

Other: Subject is Romanian-American. Speaks both languages fluently. Subject has a strong bond with (retracted), a young girl subject labels his sister, and (retracted), a spider. (Flora, Stephen)

Subject has yet to form relations, if subject manages to, they will be listened here:

@clown-energy-skyrocketing - Knox, brother

@crazy-son-of-hades - Ace, they’re friends, miles just won’t accept it, yeah ‘friend’

@by-the-fates - Eryx, a ‘friend’ as well

@of-course-im-the-winner - Daphne, sadly she should be returned to me if lost

@if-chaos-was-a-boy - calix, pup, whichever - I’m stuck with him now

@itsyourboyezra - adding you purely because it feels weird to have 2/3 of the couple, Ezra, I don’t know if we’re friends or if he just talks to me cause I talk to the other two

@iceweavercatlover - Damien, my brother :) fellow spider obsessed death boy

@so-to-be-or-not-to-be - Bea, another sister of mine

@bambi-the-dummy - Bambi, daily dose of sunshine

@ridethiscowboyy - Luka, he’s convinced I could be a model

@girl-of-madness - Vanessa, gives good head massages

@green-child-of-aphrodite - Alex, I think we’re friends

Retracted 1

“Mimi! What are you doing?”

Data loading…

Name: Florence “Flora” Daniels

Age: 9

Birthday: April 3

Sexuality: Subject has shown attraction to females, but is too young to have this attraction labeled

Gender: Female, subject answers to she/her

Godly claim: a legacy of Ares and daughter of Apollo

Diagnosis: subject is autistic

Behavior: subject is joyful and friendly, but is prove to lashing out

Crime log: battery and assault

Other: subject is not to be separated from miles.

Subject is excited to add close relations here:

@clown-energy-skyrocketing - Knox!! Our brother :)

@frank-zhang-praetor - Frank!! Officially my friend, cause I said so

@so-to-be-or-not-to-be - Bea!! My sister <3

@bambi-the-dummy - Bambi, she’s so sweet!!

@green-child-of-aphrodite - Alex, she’s lovely :)

Tagging system:

Flora’s talking - flora makes an appearance

Miles murmurs - miles is talking

Doc mcmatthews speaks - doctor Matthew shows up, which will be a rare occasion

Stephen the spider - Stephen, retracted 2, the pet spider of miles is shown or mentioned

Manic miles - self explanatory, miles is manic

Faceclaims:

Ooc: miles and flora are loosely based off the characters from ‘The turning’ but I feel as though I’ve altered them so much they are almost my own

[buckybarnesss]

Lurker now follower here, hi hi, I love your blog and all your insights and thoughts on Teen Wolf and Sterek!! I just finished a rewatch and then immediately started over from the beginning because I am Unwell 😂😂😂

I’m on episode one and I gotta say it’s pretty hilarious how Stiles immediately recognizes Derek. Like, I can only imagine how obsessed he was with the fire and the Hale family, and now Derek is back!!

I don’t really have more coherent thoughts on this, just my brain going BRRRRR so yea lol 😂😂

hi! welcome!

i know we all joke about how stiles immediately knows it's derek hale that he and scott run into because it is funny. like stiles baby. honey. the signs were there.

i've always gotten the impression the fire is something stiles remembers very, very well.

the hale fire changed beacon hills. the hales had been there since the town's foundation. they were a well off, prominent family. there was reason to suspect arson. multiple children died and the only known survivors were two barely adult children and a severely burned, comatose man.

laura and derek were high schoolers. cora was eleven years old and presumed dead.

we're told the only thing left recognizable of talia hale were her claws.

it's the definition of a tragedy.

not to think of the supernatural repercussions to the vacuum left behind.

stiles would've been about 10 when the fire occurred which is young but old enough to understand the severity of such an event. especially as the child of the sheriff.

he probably saw how it weighed on his father and had a healthy dose of morbid curiosity. he may have even have knew cora hale in that passive way you know other kids in your school even if you don't know them personally. one day there and the next dead. for someone like stiles who gets hyper-focused on things and has a lot of anxiety stemming from the death of his mother i can easily imagine how his mind didn't let it go.

meeting derek in person created a hyperfixation so intense and so unhinged it led to him recognizing teen derek hale at 50 paces or less in a mexican desert several years later.

as he got to know derek he unlocked the layered tragic backstory stiles really became derek's secret keeper.

and it is only stiles that gets these pieces of the puzzle that is derek hale. he's the one who goes through the hale fire files, he's the one who pieced together that kate argent preyed on a young derek and he knows about paige.

i find it interesting choice to have only stiles know these things about derek. scott never learns of these things that could possibly make him more empathetic towards derek. the writers don't use it that way.

especially because stiles learning these things never goes anywhere overt. it's all in the subtext of the relationship between derek and stiles.

like, stiles learns about paige and he does nothing with this information but we do see him with tears in his eyes over it. he doesn't ever learn that paige's death gave power to the nemeton either. jennifer only tells derek that.

he knows all of this about derek and never tells anyone. he only ever alludes to knowing about kate one time and it's in the overlooked when he gets in derek's face. i'm unsure derek's even aware stiles knows about paige. stiles carries all these secrets about derek and he never uses it against him. instead he continues to keep coming back again and again and again for derek.

more importantly he understands derek and what is love but the mortifying ordeal of being known.

that all said stiles is absolutely unhinged about derek and derek does nothing to curb this by the way. if it bothered him he'd stop it but they are freak4freak so derek probably finds it charming even if he puts up a few token protests just to bait stiles.

[1nightinoctober]

The Acolyte 1x07

Jedi doing geology/botany work? Is Jedi a career in itself or can you be a Jedi botanist? Jedi politician? Jedi lawyer?

It's unwise to insult a wookie period.

I do am of the philosophy that sharing the reasons you are doing something, will prevent frustration in people. Telling someone just to do something without any visibility of the why, and then tell them not to be frustated, as a life lesson is not, in my opinion, an efficient method.

Stalky Sol. But not Stealthy Sol.

Witchy mindfuckery.

There is an age limit to be a Jedi?? Osha is too old? TOO OLD?

If you can tell someone is force sensitive through a blood test, why do the iPad thinghy test?

These Jedi are out of control! Sol is suggestion kidnapping as a form of recruitment, Torbin is considering running away from to home, Indara is just walking into places like she owns it. I bet Kelnacca hates all of them, because after this little adventure he will just go live in the woods by himself.

Indara thinking she should not have left Sol alone. She is correct.

Indeed you do not want to upset a wookie.

Also, just notice that Kelnacca is not wearing pants.

Are any of them getting fired for this? 'Cause the body count is high.

So Sol got a little obsessed with a child, caused a little mayhem, a little kidnapping, a little murder and pinned it all down on a child who admitly caused a little arson.

[gingrmaniac]

#GINGRMANIAC    ⎯⎯⎯    𝑪𝑼𝑹𝑺𝑬   𝑼𝑷𝑶𝑵   𝑮𝑶𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑴      ...   an    independent    and    private    portrayal    of    jerome    valeska    ,    originating    from    gotham    .    minors    do    not    interact    !    rules    and    trigger    warnings below    the    cut    . 

(possible) TRIGGER WARNINGS ; bullying, sexism & misogyny, abandonment, child abuse, domestic abuse & violence, emotional abuse, bipolar disorder, adhd, narcissistic personalty disorder, schizophrenia, blood & gore depiction, death, dead bodies & body parts, asphyxia, strangulation & suffocation, blackmail, captivity & confinement, cults, explosions, fire & arson, gun violence, home invasion, hostage situation, imprisonment & incarceration, kidnapping, knife violence, murder & attempted murder, organized crime, physical assault, stalking, torture

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[drarrily-we-row-along]

Arsonist's Lullaby

As you may have guessed, this one is inspired by "Arsonist's Lullaby" by Hosier. cw: arson (as you might have deduced, no one is hurt and they're burning their own property)

Draco was doing that thing with his hands again. The thing Harry had noticed first in 8th year and then hadn't stopped being able to notice in the past five years since.

It's what had drawn him to Draco in the first place, like a moth to flame (pun very much intended). There was something completely mesmerizing about watching him snap his fingers and then cradle the blue flames in his palm absentmindedly while he talked, or read a book, or performed any number of mindless tasks. It was sexy as fuck.

"You're staring again," Draco murmured, not raising his eyes from his book as the fire danced across his knuckles.

Harry hummed, "You're doing the fire again."

"You're as obsessed with fire as I am," he said, mouth curling at the corner.

"Mostly obsessed with you," Harry replied and Draco laughed and finally looked up for his book.

He stared at Harry for a moment, the fire winding its way through his fingers the way some people rolled coins along their knuckles. "You know," Draco said, voice a hint too casual and Harry internally perked up at what was sure to be a fantastic confession, "I thought it would end."

"What would?" Harry asked after a moment when it was clear that Draco wasn't going to go on without a bit of prompting.

His silver eyes latched onto Harry and his head tilted as he looked at him, like he was trying to parse something out. "The desire to light things on fire," he said and something hot flared in the pit of Harry's stomach.

"Tell me more," Harry said softly, voice low and seductive in a way that it normally wasn't outside of their bedroom.

Draco's pupils dilated sharply, "when I was a child," he said, the fire burning brighter in his hand for a moment, "I would sit for hours and stare at the flames in the manor's giant fire place. My parents couldn't understand it, they'd find me just sitting there, doing nothing but watching, like I was transfixed."

And frankly, Harry could understand that; he could watch Draco hold fire all day.

"When she caught me, Auntie Bella would say, 'don't ever tame your demons, Draco,' then she'd wink and tell me, 'but always keep them on a leash.'"

"What did that mean?"

Draco gave him a little smile, eyes flashing, "she could sense the bit of chaos, the desire for destruction, I think."

Harry hummed, "What did you want to destroy?"

"Oh, it changes," he replied easily. "When I was sixteen, the last time she said those words to me, I wanted to burn the entire world to the ground."

A shiver raced up Harry's spine, he remembered feeling the same way at sixteen. "And now?" he asked.

"I always thought it would go away," Draco said, "after I fell in love, after I had given the fire within me permission to consume someone the way I've consumed you."

Harry made a soft noise, low in his throat in agreement.

"The way I've let myself be consumed," he added. "But there's still this desire to burn down the past, to start fresh."

He nodded slowly, "that makes sense, actually."

"What if-" Draco started before snapping his jaw shut and clenching his fist around the fire to put it out.

"What if..." Harry prompted, moving to straddle Draco's hips, looking down at his lovely face.

Draco swallowed and rested his head against the back of the sofa, staring up at him. "What if we did start over? What if we moved to the states, or moved to some muggle city? What if-"

"Yes," Harry said, leaning in and pressing a kiss to Draco's lips, fingers skimming up his neck. "Godric, yes," he said, living in the world as the chosen one had only gotten harder since defeating Voldemort.

"What if I burned down the Manor first?" he whispered.

He felt his eyebrows hit his hair line, "What?"

Draco shrugged nonchalantly, but Harry could see the tension in his jaw, the fear of being too much. "Just," he sighed, "no one lives there. It's full of dark, cursed magic and even darker, more cursed memories." He blinked up at Harry, "What if I burned it first?"

He stared at him for a long moment, just searching his face, and finding only earnest desire there. "Alright," he said finally.

"Yeah?" Draco asked.

Harry nodded and leaned in to kiss him again, Draco's palms skimmed up his back and sides, touching him reverently.

"Pack for us?" he asked when he pulled back.

"Everything?"

Draco shrugged, "not furniture."

He closed his eyes and gathered his magic for a moment, letting it pool in his gut before holding out a hand and snapping. The contents of the flat organized themselves into boxes, shrinking down until everything fit into a tote that they could easily put into the back of the beat up old Subaru that Harry had purchased and refit with magic.

"Fucking hot," Draco said, pulling his face down and kissing him soundly.

Harry let himself get swept up in the moment, lost himself in the fire of Draco's kiss, let himself be consumed as Draco's fingers slipped under his shirt, nails raking up his back.

Far too soon in Harry's opinion, Draco was pulling back, flushed and panting. "Drive us as close as we can get to the Manor?" he asked, "then I'll get us through the wards?"

He nodded and stood, tugging Draco up behind him and out the door. The Subaru brought them faithfully through the night to the Manor and Harry parked just on the other side of the wards.

They climbed out of the car and Draco reached for Harry's hand, his cloak billowing dramatically behind him. Harry took it and they were being moved through time and space to a hill where they could see the whole of the Malfoy estate, the Manor centered in front of them.

There was fire flickering in and out of the hand that wasn't clasping Harry's and he watched the other man carefully. "Are you sure about this? You don't have to-"

"No, I know," Draco said. "And there's a part of me that doesn't want to. I loved this home when I was young."

"We could-"

"But it feels all wrong now," he said, shaking his head. "Can't you feel it?" he asked without looking at Harry, "the way that the darkness seeps from this place, it's killing everything around it," he added, pointing to the forest and the meadows, even the yard was brown and dead.

Draco shook his head, "For a little while, it felt like all I had was this fire burning within me, ready to scorch the earth, to wipe out that maniac and everything he stood for. I just feel like there's something more for me out there."

He slid his fingers through Draco's, holding the hand that wasn't currently holding fire. "There is," he promised, raising Draco's knuckles to his lips.

"I don't think that you can tame your demons," he said softly like he wasn't talking to Harry at all. "And I don't think you can keep them on a leash, either," he added. "I think the only thing to do is to destroy them entirely."

Without another word, he released Harry's hand and held up both of his, letting balls of flames build in his palms before hurling them down toward the Manor. As soon as those were sent on their way, he started on two more, then two more, and so on until the entire building was ablaze, flames leaping dozens of feet in the air.

He threw one last ball of fire, then collapsed. Harry dropped with him, reaching out for him and supporting him as they watched the representation of his old life, of everything evil, burn.

What could have been minutes or hours later, they heard the sound of distant sirens and the first few firefighters apparated in, wands blowing streams of Aguamentis at the raging fire.

"Time to go," Draco said, squeezing Harry's hand and apparating directly into the car.

"Where are we headed?" Harry asked, starting the car and punching the button that turned it invisible.

Draco hummed, turning his head and staring at Harry with a thoroughly blissed out, content expression on his face.

He leaned across the center console and kissed him, "You're so," he shook his head and kissed him again, "fucking amazing."

Humming, Draco kissed him back before redirecting his attention to the open sky, "the world's ours. Wherever you want to go," he shrugged, "we're free."

And it never really mattered where they went, there were always plenty of things to find joy in if they were together.

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[bloodboundchronicles]

Introduction to Diabolik Lovers~ [Chapter.01]

What is Diabolik Lovers?

Diabolik Lovers is a Japanese dark horror visual novel franchise created by Rejet Inc. and produced by Idea Factory. It’s a reverse harem otome game that mainly targets young women and the typical shoujo ‘fangirl.’

This follows the main heroine/protagonist Yui Komori, who gets thrusted into a world of vampires without any notice. Her life is instantly changed in a mere few hours. 

The content in each of the games is graphic, exuding the dark themes it showcases with the ‘dark side’ of vampires and supernatural creatures. This goes without saying that there's a large list of trigger warnings (TW’s) that should be understood. 

Some examples of these are as follows:

Graphic Imagery

Blood (drinking, puncturing, wounds)

Gore

Body Horror (including mutilation/self-mutilation, disfigurement, transformation, dollification)

Assault

Physical Assault (including biting, scratching, hitting, beating)

Sexual Assault

Emotional Abuse

Verbal Abuse

Torture (with instruments, aided weaponry)

Experimentation 

Attempted Drowning

Manipulation

Gaslighting

Psychological Manipulation

Dark Themes

Sadomasochism

Masochism

Sadism

Necrophilia (aroused by dead/sleeping people)

Dacryphilia (aroused by tears)

Coercion

Stockholm Syndrome

Kidnapping

Cannibalism

Social Themes

Classism (between the demonic races)

Social Isolation

Power Imbalance (vampires vs. humans)

Discrimination

Prejudice

Sexual Content

Implied Sexual Acts

Non-Consensual Sexual Situations

Lack of Consent

Intimate Partner Violence

Coercion

Grooming

Pedophilia

Rape

Sexual Assault

Incest

Human Trafficking 

Improper Usage of BDSM

Forced Childbirth (?)

Unwanted Pregnancy (?)

Mental Health

Trauma

Anxiety

Depression

PTSD

Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms

Self-Destructive Tendencies

Suicide

Suicidal Thoughts/Impulses

Suicide Ideation

Self-harm

Delusions

Paranoia

Disassociation

Body Dysmorphia

Pyrophobia (Along with acts of Arson)

Relationship Dynamics

Unhealthy Relationships

Codependency

Obsession

Obsessive Tendencies

Abused becomes the Abuser

Family Themes

Dysfunction

Neglectful Parenting

Physical Abuse

Parental Abuse

Child Abuse

Control and Ownership

Power and Control

Possessiveness

Objectification

Lack of Autonomy

Romanticization

Romanticizing Abuse

Romanticizing Unhealthy Behaviours

Sexualizing Violence

Fetishization of Pain

Themes of Death and Decay

Mortality

Decay (physical or metaphorical)

Existential Dread

Fear of Death

Resurrection

Religious Themes

Occultism

Religious Imagery

Religious Trauma

Sacrificial Offering

Ritualistic Behaviours

Ethical Concerns

Ethical Dilemmas

Moral Ambiguity

Loss of Morality

Morally Gray Characters

Identity

Identity Crisis

Loss of Identity

Emotional Themes

Loneliness

Helplessness

Despair

Personal Boundaries/Intimacy

Invasion of Personal Space

Boundaries Violation

Consent not taken into Account

Gender-Based Violence

Violence Against Women

Misogyny

Degradement

Trauma Responses

Triggers

Flashbacks

Fight, Flight, Fawn, Freeze Response

Unwanted Attention

Stalking

Blackmailing

Harassment

Dependency

Dependence on Abuser

Learned Helplessness

Substance Abuse

Substance Dependency

Alcoholism

Drug Intake

Coping Mechanisms

Economic Themes

Poverty

Wealth Disparity

It’s been adapted into several manga, anime (2 seasons– Diabolik Lovers: Haunted Dark Bridal, Diabolik Lovers: More, Blood,) character interviews, tweets (from their own twitter– now X– accounts,) official character art books, novels, short stories, drama CDs, and music CDs. 

There are 7 games, the first coming out in 2012. The game follows the protagonist: Yui Komori (name is changeable whilst playing the game to suit MC/Player).

Diabolik Lovers: Haunted Dark Bridal (Otherwise Known as HDB) – 2012

Includes introduction to main Love Interests– Sakamaki Brothers.

Main Game, introduction game.

Game Plot: Yui Komori, a catholic girl troubled by supernatural experiences, follows her father’s instructions to a mysterious mansion, whilst he embarks on a missionary trip to Europe. Yui encounters six vampire brothers and is forced to choose one to drink her blood, embarking on a journey into darkness.

Diabolik Lovers: More, Blood (Otherwise Known as MB) – 2013

Includes introduction to main Love Interests– Mukami Brothers.

Main Game

Provides more lore and goes over the 'start' of the Diabolik Lovers Universe.

Game Plot: MORE, BLOOD occurs a month after the prologue of Haunted Dark Bridal, in the event that Yui stopped herself from selecting a vampire to feed on her blood.

Diabolik Lovers: Vandead Carnival (Otherwise Known as VC) – 2014

Includes the Sakamaki and Mukami Brothers.

Fandisk Game 

(Fandisks are games outside of the main plot which offer more content, side stories, and routes towards development of characters.)

Game Plot: Yui and the Sakamaki Brothers receive an invitation from Karlheinz to attend the opening of the Grand Festival for Vampires, VanDead Carnival, in the demon world (Makai). Upon arrival, they cross paths with the Mukami brothers, who are also in attendance.

Diabolik Lovers: Dark Fate (Otherwise Known as DF) – 2015

Includes introduction to main Love Interests– Tsukinami Brothers. (Sakamaki and Mukami brothers are also present.)

Main Game

Game Plot: Amidst the turmoil between the Sakamaki and Mukami families, Yui Komori finds herself drawn into a new conflict during the Lunar Eclipse. With the arrival of the Tsukinami brothers, transfer students from the main branch of Mintei Academy, located in the UK, strange occurrences escalate.

Diabolik Lovers: Lunatic Parade (Otherwise Known as LP) – 2016

Includes the Sakamaki, Mukami, and Tsukinami Brothers.

Fandisk Game

Game Plot: Yui’s heart is stolen by the renowned demon collector, the Earl of Walter, from the Demon World (Makai), and is replaced with a magical crystal named “Kleinod.” As Kleinod’s effect gradually diminishes, threatening Yui’s life, the vampires from the Sakamaki, Mukami, and Tsukinami clans journey to the Demon World (Makai) to recover her heart amidst the backdrop of a simultaneous parade.

Diabolik Lovers: Lost Eden (Otherwise Known as LE) – 2017

Includes introduction to main Love Interest– Kino. (No current affiliation)

Includes the Sakamaki, Mukami, Tsukinami Brothers.

Main Game

Game Plot: Following Karl Heinz’s demise, one of the Sakamaki brothers inherits his powers and assumes leadership of the vampire clan, but struggles with the unstable nature of this newfound authority, preventing access to the Demon World. As tensions rise among various factions, Yui must aid her partner in stabilizing their realm while evading the pursuit of Kino, who seeks to harness the potent power for himself.

Diabolik Lovers: Chaos Lineage (Otherwise Known as CL) – 2019

Includes the Sakamaki, Mukami, Tsukinami Brothers, and Kino.

AU Game/Main Game (A ‘what-if’ parallel world)

Game Plot: In a world dominated by 13 vampires and Yui Komori, known as the “Legendary Eve,” the struggle for power intensifies as factions compete to claim her and ascend to the throne of the ‘Demon King.’ Amidst divided houses (Violet, Scarlet, Orange) and forgotten memories, Yui grapples with the heartbreak of watching her beloved vampires descend into violence and chaos, questioning whether their fractured existence can ever be reconciled in their twisted blood lineage.

The Manga’s Out:

Diabolik Lovers Haunted Dark Bridal–

HDB Prequel:

Prequel Prologue

Shuu Sakamaki Prequel

Reiji Sakamaki Prequel

Laito Sakamaki Prequel

Kanato Sakamaki Prequel

Ayato Sakamaki Prequel

Subaru Sakamaki Prequel

HDB Sequel:

Shuu Sakamaki Sequel 

Reiji Sakamaki Sequel

Laito Sakamaki Sequel

Kanato Sakamaki Sequel

Ayato Sakamaki Sequel

Subaru Sakamaki Sequel

HDB Anthology:

The Captured One [Shuu]

Let’s Go Back Home [Shuu]

Reiji’s Possession [Reiji] 

Sickening Lovers [Reiji]

Captive Girl [Laito] 

Dizzy [Laito]

Sweet, Sweet Pain [Kanato]

Lovely, Bloody Doll [Kanato]

Nightmare [Ayato] 

Obstinacy [Ayato]

In the end there’s no escape [Subaru] 

I Want [Subaru]

Diabolik Lovers Cardinal Anthology–

Cheri [Shuu]

The Awakening Coffin [Shuu]

SweetxSugar [Reiji]

More Crazy [Reiji]

What you and me want [Laito] 

Vampires are hungry [Laito]

Bent Love [Laito]

Crave Your Love [Kanato]

Trapped Cradle [Kanato]

Mimic [Ayato]

Pet Trap [Ayato] 

I Want To Monopolize [Subaru]

Moon Flower [Subaru] 

Diabolik Lovers Anime Anthology–

You Can’t Deny It [Shuu]

Something’s Missing [Shuu]

Private Lesson [Reiji]

To Become a Proper Lady [Reiji]

Revenge [Laito]

Trapped in Plain Sight [Laito] 

The Honeyed Taste of Foolish You [Kanato] 

Sweet Lovers [Kanato]

Moon Magic [Ayato]

Sweet Play [Ayato]

Scars [Subaru]

More Crazy x Love [Subaru]

Diabolik Lovers More Blood–

MB Prequel–

Sakamaki Arc:

Sakamaki Side Prologue Prequel

Shuu Sakamaki Prequel 

Reiji Sakamaki Prequel

Laito Sakamaki Prequel 

Kanato Sakamaki Prequel

Ayato Sakamaki Prequel 

Subaru Sakamaki Prequel 

Mukami Arc:

Mukami Side Prologue Prequel

Ruki Mukami Prequel

Kou Mukami Prequel 

Yuma Mukami Prequel 

Azusa Mukami Prequel 

MB Sequel–

Sakamaki Arc:

 Shuu Sakamaki Sequel 

 Reiji Sakamaki Sequel

 Laito Sakamaki Sequel

 Kanato Sakamaki Sequel 

 Ayato Sakamaki Sequel 

 Subaru Sakamaki Sequel 

Mukami Arc:

 Ruki Mukami Sequel 

 Kou Mukami Sequel 

 Yuma Mukami Sequel

 Azusa Mukami Sequel

MB Anthology–

Sakamaki Arc:

Nocturne [Shuu]

The Chase [Shuu] 

Blood Coloured World [Reiji] 

I Can’t Sleep Tonight [Reiji] 

A Small Decision [Laito] 

Dolce [Laito] 

Thirst For [Kanato] 

Connected Heart [Kanato]

To Swallow Poison [Ayato] 

Eyes [Ayato] 

Meanwhile [Subaru] 

More Eloquent Than Anything [Subaru] 

Mukami Arc:

I want to know the real you [Ruki] 

Light of the Heart [Ruki] 

Star Puzzle [Ruki] 

Falling Flower [Kou] 

Prays to a Photograph [Kou] 

The Names for these Feelings [Kou] 

Sinful Red Fruit [Yuma] 

Sweet Restraint [Yuma]

The Empty Sky [Yuma] 

Stigmata [Azusa] 

Give Me [Azusa] 

Lovely, Lovely [Azusa] 

Young Blood–

An 8 chapter manga Rejet made in 2021 that goes over the 6 main boy’s [Sakamaki] coming of age ceremony to become assimilated within the court of adult vampires in the world of Makai [otherwise known as the Demon World]. 

Karlheinz sets it up so that the main 6 are placed in a laboratory and genetically modified for his plan, a race to become Adam. 

A main theme is the legend of the rotting fig tree, and the one who finds it and takes a taste of said wondrous fruit will never again be able to taste anything as sweet. They’ll go their entire lives searching for the taste in an attempt to selfishly devour it once more. 

However this rotting fig tree is found within the ghoul territory— Rotigenberg [otherwise known as Kino’s birthplace/the birthplace of the ghouls]. 

It’s also a small piece of side lore that depicts who becomes ‘Adam.’ [Ayato is confirmed to be the chosen Adam as he eats the rotting fig fruit.]

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

The 4-KOMA Mangas/Drabbles–

More Blood Anthology:

This is found on the official Rejet Youtube Channel for Diabolik Lovers. 

Day in the life of Sakamaki’s

More, More Blood:

These are found on the official Rejet Youtube Channel for Diabolik Lovers. Most have been translated, some have not. 

Proper Dress Code [Reiji & Ayato]

Puberty [Shuu & Subaru]

Imitating Big Bro [Ruki, Kou, Yuma & Azusa]

Animal Magnet [Laito & Subaru]

An Idol’s Fate [Kou]

Scarf [Carla & Kanato]

Soil Expert [Laito & Yuma]

Directions [Carla & Shin]

To Ensure a Sound Sleep [Shuu & Reiji]

Biscuits [Ayato & Kanato]

Kino’s Investigation [Kino]

A Helping Hand [Kanato & Azusa]

A New Familiar? [Carla & Shin]

Karma [Ayato & Azusa]

Always Composed [Ruki]

Wild Boy [Ruki, Kou, Yuma & Azusa]

Crafty Laito-kun [Laito & Shin]

Buddies [Subaru & Kou]

Digging for Weaknesses [Laito]

Big Brother [Reiji & Kino]

En Garde! [Reiji, Ayato, Ruki & Yuma]

Money Management [Carla & Shin]

I’m not an Idol [Ruki & Kou]

Takoyaki [Ayato & Laito]

Clothes Shopping [Kino]

Lock-on [Kanato & Yuma]

Star [Kino]

Daylight:

These are found on the official Rejet Youtube Channel for Diabolik Lovers. Most have been translated, some have not. 

Please Watch Closely [Ayato & Kanato]

Half-asleep [Shuu & Laito]

If you have to destroy [Reiji & Subaru]

New Look [Ruki & Yuma]

I Want Them Now [Kanato & Laito]

Once in a While [Kou & Azusa]

Worst Case Scenario [Reiji & Ayato]

How about You? [Shuu & Yuma]

Poster [Laito & Carla]

Nuts [Kanato & Shin]

Sausages [Subaru & Kino]

Nightmare [Ayato]

Secret Recipe [Reiji & Azusa]

The Ultimate Familiar [Kino & Shuu]

Ponytail [Laito, Kou & Yuma]

Electric Appliances [Shuu & Reiji]

Wall [Subaru & Shin]

Pasta [Reiji & Kou]

The Ideal Older Brother [Ruki & Carla]

Exquisite [Reiji]

Stunning [Laito & Ruki]

Makeover [Subaru & Kou]

Cafe [Kanato & Azusa]

Misleading [Reiji & Subaru]

Homework [Ayato & Carla]

Hiding Spot [Shuu & Kanato]

Guava Juice? [Yuma & Kino]

Gingerbread House [Kanato]

Ice cream [Ruki & Kou]

Oasis [Laito & Azusa]

Glasses [Reiji & Shin] 

Hats [Laito] 

I was just curious [Shuu & Subaru]

Compacted [Ruki & Azusa] 

Tsukimi Dango dumplings [Ayato & Kanato] 

Love [Ruki] 

Dark (?) Business [Carla]

Different Thoughts [Laito, Kou & Kino]

Shaking Off [Yuma & Shin] 

Happy [Kou]

Birthday Present [Ayato & Subaru] 

25cm Difference [Kanato & Yuma] 

Novels:

Anime Novel 

FanBooks:

Diabolik Lovers Official Anime Fan Book (Translated by: dialovers-translations)

[manicplank]

Headcanon.

Pizzahead was obsessed with fire and explosions as a child. Firecrackers, fireworks, arson, anything! He blew up a good few toilets as a child.

Which might be why he was so adamant about blowing up the pizzeria. What would happen? Morbid curiosity.

Pizzahead is definitely a fan of weapons and explosives. He treats it as if he's immortal. Why do you think weaponry and bombs are so common in the tower? The tower sort of has its own laws.

(One of my theories) He was adamant about blowing up Peppino's since he opened his pizzeria so close to the tower. The tower used to be a very popular place to get pizza and even had a factory producing their products to be sold outside. Despite both of them having slow business, the tower's became even slower once Peppino's opened. Since Peppino's had fresh pizza delivered, it was the more popular choice.

Pizzahead figured that destroying Peppino's would be the only way to recoup from the financial damage it had cause. However, this only put the tower into even more financial trouble. While people in the tower were making money, Pizzahead wasn't. In fact, his money was running out. Pizzahead ordered from Peppino's anonymously to get a taste of his pizza. It was fantastic. Thus, he began copying Peppino's in his Peppibot Factory. He tried to recreate Peppino's Pizza 2 in his tower by placing it in where Bruno's used to be... But we all see how badly that went.

Once the factory plan was in place, it was time for the final plan. Destroy Peppino's. He sent Pizzaface over to stir the pot and send Peppino into a frenzy. He figured he'd have time to build the laser. However, with all the careful planning (and slacking off), Peppino was already at the top of the tower before the laser was halfway done.

(Oh yeah, and I have a headcanon about Bruno's, too, but that's a story for another day.)

Edit bc I forgot that part: Had the laser plan succeeded, Peppino's would've been blown to smithers. Peppino and Gustavo would be left with nothing but ash and embers. Peppino would be absolutely devastated. However, he wouldn't be totally out of luck, as the insurance would have an okay pay off. Peppino would have to find a career elsewhere while being haunted by his unfortunate failure.

[gay-emo-child-of-pluto]

what's up fuckers

She/They Demigirl Bisexual/Demisexual Hi there! Welcome to my tumblr.

If you're here,the fates have willed our wandering souls to meet.

I'm Lilith. I'm a child of Pluto, legacy of Apollo. I'm 15 years old. I was born on november 13. I've been at camp just about my whole life. My mother (that bitch) was a daughter of Apollo in his Greek form, and left me here when I was two but chiron took me in. I was raised here. These campers are my family. I was claimed by my father on my third birthday. My father is Pluto, not Hades (well kinda, but when I came about he was in his roman form). So why am I here at chb? Well, as I mentioned, my mother was a half blood as well, a child of Apollo in his Greek form. Therefore, my mother knew nothing of camp Jupiter when she ditched me. I am single currently. I'm somewhat an Apollo kid, so naturally I love music. Some of my favorite artists include MCR, PTV, girl in red, Cavetown, TV Girl, P!ATD, and a bunch more. I have an obsession with MCR and Gerard Way (my wife). Flirt all you want, I'm prolly too good for you. I play guitar and I skateboard. Other interests: books, mostly horror/thrillers/murder mysteries, art,witchcraft maybe? I've been interested in Circe and Calypso for a while now, but mainly Hecate. If you know anything about them or witchcraft in general please teach me. Please. I may or may not be wanted for murder and arson. I have ADHD, Autism, and lots of mental shit.Youve been warned. I speak English, Ancient Greek, Latin, French, and Spanish. Forgive me if I switch languages mid-sentence. I cuss a lot. Once again, you've been warned. Last warning: there will be nothing too NSFW on here but there might be gore / mentions of darker stuff. Taglist (just send an ask if you wanna be added) (ooc stuff below the cut)

Hi there! I'm Lyla (she/they). I'm the owner of this blog. I made it to escape from my real life and just have fun. If you have a riordanverse rp blog PLEASEEE follow and interact :3

A few DNIs:

Homophobes, Transphobes, Aphobes, Bigots, Haters, Fascists, Nazis, Pedos and MAPS, porn bots, you get the gist .

My main acc is @your-gay-emo-cousin

Tags:

#Lilith's little thoughts (in character stuff)

#Lyla speaks (ooc stuff)

More to come :)

[bipirate]

favourite things: 2023 edition

last year i made one of these and i thought it'd be fun to make another one. i have a notion spreadsheet with all the media i watch/read/play throughout the year (not just things that came out this year!) and i give them ratings. these are the highs (and some of the lows) of 2023 (not in order).

Games

Tunic - such a great and beautiful game that i do not want to spoil. seriously, play it. if you like zelda, exploration, solving puzzles, and cute little foxes, then it's a must

Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom - what can i say, i love a zelda

Portal 2 - just an even more excellent sequel to an excellent game

TV

Alice in Borderland - i didn't know what to expect at first but it was excellent and highly addictive

Not Me - my introduction to thai BL (for better and also definitely for worse lol). anyway this show changed my brain chemistry. it has everything: gays, a twin switch situation, leftism, arson, rooftop kiss... you know

Bad Buddy - speaking of rooftop kisses...... if you know you know. anyway this is also a thai BL and it's still rotating in my brain. i rewatched it almost immediately, that's how good it was

The King's Affection - cheesy historical kdrama about a crown prince who is secretly a woman, with a swoon-worthy romance and political intrigue. this one's for the bisexuals (after all, the male love interest falls in love with the prince before he finds out it's a woman)

Vinland Saga - this anime fucking wrecked me. season 2 had me crying every single episode. thorfinn is my new child and i WILL name my future cat after him

The Devil Judge - a kdrama about a dystopian south korea with a fucked up justice system. anyway kang yohan character of all time. oh and also toxic homosexuality (affectionate)

Books

The Poppy War trilogy by R. F. Kuang - what an excellent series to get me back into fantasy series. it was not without faults, but i was hooked anyway

Babel by R. F. Kuang - i read this brick in 5 days straight. it's beautifully written and has such interesting things to say about language and colonialism. again, it has flaws but i wasn't bothered, i was obsessed with this book

The Priory of the Orange Tree by Samantha Shannon - i didn't realise how much i missed high fantasy until i read this. it has lesbians, dragons, a bitter old homosexual, magic, and did i mention dragons and lesbians?

He Who Drowned the World by Shelley Parker Chan - the sequel to She Who Became the Sun, my favourite book of last year. this sequel fucking DELIVERED. i went insane about it multiple times. it's a must read

Graphic novels/manga

Witch Hat Atelier by Kamome Shirahama - i started this manga 2 years ago, but since it's still ongoing and I've read new chapters this year, it counts for this year as well

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run by Hirohiko Araki - not finished with it yet but it is truly as good as everyone says it is

The Adventure Zone: The Eleventh Hour by the McElroys and Carey Pietsch - i know not everyone likes the taz comics, but i do, i think theyre great adaptations, and this one looked incredible

Movies

Spiderman: Across the Spiderverse - not as good as the first one, but still really good. beautifully animated and extremely entertaining

Bonus: the lowest of the low, titles that earned my 'sucked shit' rating

Theory of Love - amazing that out of the 3 thai BLs ive watched, 2 managed to make it on my favourites list, and one of them was some of the worst television i've ever seen

Where the Crawdads Sing - read the book for book club last year, we all hated it, and now we decided to watch the movie for a laugh. it also sucked

[thatonefatgumsimp]

Which Secret Life POVs I've Watched So Far (will be updated and edited as I finish)

OK so I may or may not have gotten distracted again- oops- but basically I'm putting here which POVs I've already watched in full and what my first thought about each one was.

-WARNING: wall of texts and ramblings from an mcyt obsessed audhd under the cut...and also spoilers. Don't click unless you're ready for simultaneously spoilers and an ungodly amount of text lol-

Grian: "God this series is so hype I can't wait to see what all happens and- OMG GEM IS HERE! :D GEM IS GREAT! I can't wait to see her kick Etho's ass at PvP again /lh ...waiminute...is that logo on the statue...is that the Watcher logo??? Huh??? Wait...and why does it have the same mossiness of the Entity and Grian's s9 base? Suspicious...OMG the chaotic Best Friend energy with Mumbo and Grian- tbh would be me and my best friend on any given day. Amazing. Their laughter is so infectious too lmao- Oough merch! Pretty :3 Wait it's over already? Aweeeeh ): can't wait for the next episode tho!"

Mumbo: "Wait he switched sides of the circle when Martyn punched Jimmy lmaoooo just like 'these people are crazy, save me, Grian-' 💀 The best friend energy omg still amazing I love their dynamic so much! Ooh a sideways house that *IS* an interesting idea! WHY DOES JIMMY KEEP BREAKING THE CRAFTING TABLES LMAO Hmmmmm Impulse ik cherry blossom is great, but that salesman voice is indeed very sus. I'm with Mumbo on this one."

Skizz: "Idk I watched it when I was very tired last night and all I remember is 'Awwweh a frog! Take care of him...WH- TANGO!!!' and also him apologizing to Gem which was very nice. Oh yeah and love island <3"

Jimmy: "Alright, Timmy, you've got this. Just don't die and- OMG MARTYN NOOOO LMAOO- Aweeeh it's like when you have a really young sibling or you're, like, a parent or something and you kiss the child's scraped knee to make it feel better- 🥺 wholesome. THANK YOU! I thought I was alone in recognizing that symbol, thank you for acknowledging it. JIMMY LOOK OUT OMG YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK! OK but the task. This man is an absolute menace lol. Aweh that's very nice of Scar to compliment Jimmy's outfit! SCOTT LMFAOOOO YOU'RE SO RIGHT, BUT AT THE SAME TIME 💀 Jimmy building in the Mesa? Tumble Town 2 electric boogaloo?? 'Hmmmm if Scar's building a shack, we're gonna have to have a shack-off, mine's better.' NO JIMMY DON'T STEAL THE CAMEL! D: pftttt Scar would- remember the Relation-ship? And the Ranch? Arson boy lol. THE VALLEY GIRL ACCENT I CAN'T- 😭"

Scar: "OK, Scar, you can do the task, I believe in you. I've seen 4 other POVs which prove that you failed, but I still believe in you. OMG THAT'S WHY HE COMPLIMENTED JIMMY'S OUTFIT LMAOOO I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION- So true, Scott. So true. But you can't stop them, they're still gonna end up neighbors. I know, I already watched Jimmy's POV. SCAR NOOOO YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL THEM- The way he jumped in the water- 💀 hc that c!Scar shook out his long-ish messy brown hair like a dog after that. Cuz he would. 'I'll make an exception for you. The first and ONLY exception.' if someone doesn't use this as, like, a fanfic title or something I swear- literally perfect material for a c!Scarian fic title. AWEEEEEEH HE CALLED GRIAN THE LIGHT OF HIS LIFE- I CAN'T BHATGLFYSJBJSRSKBLBK 🥺 Scar just like 'y'all crazy. Bye.' AWEEEEH GRIAN AND SCAR'S CAMEL RIDE! DESERTDUODESERTDUODESERTDUODESERTDUO! The way they stare at the hole Big B dug like *insert surprised Pikachu here* awwwwweh the way he let Grian have the cactus monopoly 🥺 you will never not convince me that bullying is their love language. c!desertduo bullies each other affectionately...I'm so normal about c!desertduo I promise- HE TALKED ABOUT ASOKA FOR 30 MINUTES OFC HE DID- 💀😭 I was wondering why he didn't include it lmao- NOT SCAR TREATING THE CAMEL LIKE A DISNEY RIDE LOL learning about the task goodies with Tango, Jimmy, and Scar 101 'IS IT A ROCKET' LMAOOOOO- HE'S SUFFOCATING AGAIN- SCAR BE CAREFULLLLL!!! Ik it's not in the comments, but, I GOT TO THIS POINT AND I'M ENJOYING IT, SCAR! Love this series sm and I'm only 5 POVs in lol. 'It's looking kinda like a shack' 'fancy house and exotic materials' indeed, Etho. Also yes, Scar, part of what gave it away is that ur favorite color is orange lol /lh the fact that Jimmy is the only one I've seen to call him 'Obi' when he says 'Hello There'- amazing. 'Nonono it's not a shack, look at that entrance!' But, Scar, you just said- ...OK- 'this is my shack' OK, Scar I'm confused. Is it or isn't it a shack? Ofc he cut out the arson threats and allegations smh /lh 'until next time, we'll see you later, and don't forget to subscribe because you may just become. SCARRRRED FOR LIFE!' ...yes I've memorized his outro-"

Martyn: "Wait OK before we start- are we sure that punching Jimmy didn't just, like, transfer the canary's curse? /lh like it could also be that he won last series and now he's the 'wet cat' of the first episode like I saw in another post, but like, what if?? I guess we'll see, huh? The awkward 'goodbye' and then walking the same way lmaooo 💀 Lizzie and Gem: 'WE HAVE TO GET TO THE CHERRY BLOSSOMS!' Martyn: 'uhhhhh anyways so-' what am I gonna get? Well uhhh probably one of the life hoodies, but I'll probably have to convince my mom to get it as a Christmas gift cuz I already spent a lot in the last month cuz I have no self control- but yeah probably the balloon hearts hoodie or the drippy hearts one. Love those. 'Ofc no wearing helmets' Scar, who has a helmet: 'Hi, Martyn!' 'oh mY GOd you scared me-' Payback for the jumpscare to Grian last series /lh /hj 'friends?' 'friends?' 'friends?' 'Helloooooo!' 'Martyn!' Idk why but that interaction made me exhale like- just imagine shouting through the walls in a cave to your friends irl. Omg now I'm imagining it with the reverb- 'you couldn't spare a heart, could you?' gives off the vibes of 'please sir, could I have some more?' Oliver Twist who? /lhj Bdubs and his chainmail lol 'THERE'S A SPAWNER?!' yeah...he's definitely having a rough first session- o7 'what is happening out there-?' I'd like to know too, Martyn, unfortunately I haven't watched their POVs yet. Also Etho saying 'BDUBS RUN! HIDE!' I- I'm normal about c!Ethubs I promise- 'YOU GOT HORSE ARMOR?!' ofc the local horsegirl /lhhj would ask about that lol- NOT ETHO TURNING INTO CANADIAN DAVID ATTENBOROUGH AND NARRATING HIS, MARTYN'S, AND BDUBS' ADVENTURES THROUGH THE CAVE- I- 💀 'this could go viral' true, Bdubs lol. BDUBS' MIC CUTTING OUT I'M CRYING- Gem's reaction of 'a what?!' and Scott's response of 'we just don't have a healer' is just perfect lol. Love that. WE'RE PLAYING THE MARTYN GETS NERFED MOD! TODAY WE CODED IT SO ALL THE MOBS ATTACK MARTYN AND ONLY MARTYN! that's the vibes Scott's comment gave me lol- 12 HEARTS?!? MARTYN!! OMG BE MORE CAREFUL!!! This Martyn nerf hitting hard- 'this could be really bad if I get poisoned-' YES IT COULD, MARTYN, YOU'RE ALREADY AT 12 HEARTS- IT'S LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO BE THE FIRST TO YELLOW- /lh bro Martyn being risky is making my anxiety go 📈📈📈📈📈 BE MORE CAREFUL, MARTYN, PLS- I BEG OF U- MARTYN GOING TO THE NETHER- 📈📈📈 MARTYN THERE ARE GHASTS- PLEASE- I- AAAAAAAAAAAAA! MARTYNNNN! OMG! IS HE ALWAYS THIS RISKY, USUAL MARTYN VIEWERS?! CUZ IF SO IDT I'M GONNA SURVIVE BINGING ALL THE LIFE SERIES- 'ughhh I swear, dude, I swear, I'm gonna cry!!!' I AM TOO, PLEASE STOP GETTING INTO DANGER, MARTYN- Martyn saying damnit is me the whole time he's out risking his hearts. My heart can't take this kind of pressure, Martyn please stop being so riskyyyy- 😭 nINE HEARTS- MARTYN!!!! Istg I'm not surviving this episode- my heart is just- 📈📈📈📈📈📈📈 his pICKAXE BROKE?! OH YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! 'OH MY GOD, THE SUN!' I'M HAPPY TOO, HOPEFULLY HE DOESN'T LOSE TOO MANY MORE HEARTS. 'I've been to the nether and everything!' Yeah, imma be honest, I don't get that one. Like, didn't you write a song lITERALLY CALLED 'Screw The Nether' with friends????! /lh Lizzie's 'oh wow' 💀 fIVE AND A HALF HEARTS!! MARTYNNNN!!! OMG! 📈📈📈 NOT THE DROWNED- 😭 LEAVE HIM ALONE, BRUH, HE JUST TRYNA SURVIVE- Martyn panicking- same, bestie- Lizzie just like 'oh you stole my bed? Didn't notice' 💀 #1 way to tempt a horsegirl: offer something to protect his horse /lhj Cleo's laugh lol- infectious. MARTYN ZOOMING IN AND JIMMY JUST BRINGING BACK SCAR'S CAMEL IN THE BACKGROUND I CAN'T-"

OK I'm posting this and I'll rb for the other POVs, but Cleo's next.

So let's see, next rb is probably gonna be Cleo, Gem, Tango, Scott, Bdubs, and Pearl.

Third rb is probably gonna be Etho, Joel, Lizzie, Impulse, and BigB.

3 maybe 4 rb max.

[thewritingautisticat]

Saw the Tags

RANT TO ME

I need something to read pls

Hahaha you asked for it okay 🤣

Okay so my favorite little guy is my boi Peg, he's a very smol bean and is around 12 when he first shows up. He was born with some physical disfigurement, particularly some malformation of the face and a hunched back, as well as one leg that wasn't formed properly. That leg eventually gets amputated and he walks with a pegleg (hence the name Peg)

His parents abandoned him when he was an infant due to the disfigurement and he was sold into a Freak Show, where he lived for most of his childhood. It was extremely abusive and left him traumatized and with a lot of scars. Someone eventually helped him escape, and he got taken to a tavern cuz no one really knew what to do with him, so he's spent the last couple years basically working as an errand boy and bartender there. At 10-12 years old. But this is is like mild fantasy/olden days so no one really cares about keeping a child away from alcohol. It's not like a super great environment, but it's way better than the Freak Show and all the thugs and people there kinda just think of him as their little mascot or whatever so it's not too bad.

Anyway Peg is the purest bean, the sweetest little guy, never complains, works hard, is a literal beam of sunshine. Like literally I just wanna cry about him all the time. He's babey. And all he really wants is to be cared about. The tavern people do feel affectionate towards him but are just really rough and not super kind about it. He needs someone to love and take care of him.

Enter Caldren, my other favorite OC (okay I have a lot of favorites but these are pretty much the top two). Caldren. Sigh. I love him. I adore him. He's also incredibly stupid and stubborn. He's here because he's on a Revenge Quest™ to kill the guy who killed his parents (ah yes, cliche backstory my beloved). He's already committed arson and sort of accidentally abandoned his childhood-best-friend-who-has-a-crush-on-him-except-he's-not-aware-because-he's-stupid in his one-track obsession with revenge. He's convinced that once he kills this guy everything will be fine and he can fix all the problems he's already caused, except he just. Keeps. Making. Things. Worse. This boy. He's fifteen and his brain is not fully developed yet, which is the only excuse I have for him sometimes.

Anyway, he shows up at this tavern to try to get some training in how to commit murder, sees this Freak and literal child, and immediately decides that Peg is his brother now. He literally knows him for less than a day and is already pulling knives on people who dare be mean to him. And Caldren has SOOOO many issues, but the one thing he's got is he will literally do anything for the people he loves.

So Peg finally gets all the love and affection he needs and deserves. Caldren is so soft with him and slowly helps him to work through his trauma and fears. Caldren is so funny because he can go from Intense Murder Mode to the sweetest, cuddliest big bro in the blink of an eye. They're the actual epitome of "I'd kill for you" and "Please don't". Caldren is tall and brooding and dark and angsty, and Peg is so smol and sunshiney, and they're just so cute.

THEY'RE JUST THE BEST BROTHERS AND FOUND FAMILY EVER AND I LOVE THEM. I WANT TO SCREAM AND CRY ABOUT THEM ON A REGULAR BASIS.

😭😭😭😭😭

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Besides naruto and sasuke, who are some of your other favorite characters?

Gaara. I related with him the most in the entire manga. His backstory was the moment when I got truly hooked. Kishi had me by his claws. I was very invested in his story and it was quite apparent that he was one of the crucial characters that would affect the plot and the protagonist in the process of which, both will undergo change, and so there was a lot of anticipation there.

Neji. While I appreciate him more in retrospect, because this was a boy who stood in the middle of the stadium where all the kages and jounins and the civilians were gathered, and fearlessly talked of oppression supported by the system at the risk of being rendered paralysed or half dead by his slavemaker curse, at the time I liked how he carried himself. Intelligent and talented, a no nonsense dude. And he shut Hinata up who was deliberately egging him on. I loved their fight during chuunin exams, I would not have minded if he were allowed to keep going on... He is individualistic and strong, he is a non conformist and has solid reasons to be that way, I appreciate that.

Deidara. He is just so much fun. Kishi can write all sorts of villains, that's one of his many strengths. He doesn't have a tragic backstory like others, and he doesn't suffer from savior complex or mad acquisition of knowledge and secrets of the world, or retribution (except for Itachi, but that's just another art driven shenanigans of his). He does it for art, lol. He is just a crazy, artsy guy who loves arson. Lol. And that makes up for interesting, engaging action.

Orochimaru. Another wonderful villain. He creates a sense of dread, a certain squirmy quality that is also very thrilling and suspense building. He is so cunning, always one step ahead. He always has an Uno reverse card in his sleeve. Lol. And his wit. Lolol. He is so catty and incisively so. He is also the product of this system and he has a very real insight into this world himself but he has been desensitized. He uses the system itself for his own objective, that benefits his own self. He is certainly a very interesting character in his own right. And he is the only adult who takes a serious stand for Sasuke and that means something. Because it is done in front of all the dead kages, no matter how strong they were.

Madara. Crazy mofo. I happen to love characters that are hella strong, intelligent, stylish, have a sense of humor and are justifiably arrogant. I love how he keeps roasting the five kages, acting like the cat playing with the little mice just for fun before killing them off. I like bloody mayhem in a battle, and this man is so skilled and so powerful, it just makes for such good and humorous action. Not to mention his crazy obsession with Hashirama, he is strong but has his vulnerabilities and doesn't care to hide them, I mean the man just plants his ass on the ground like a stubborn child in a cereal aisle when Hashi sends his clone to fight him, like he just won't be mollycoddled. He is enjoying the battle so much. He exemplifies battle lust. Also, I liked how he was not so predictable. Hashirama sends Sasuke to somehow reason with Madara seeing he looked like Izuna. But Madara wasn't having it. He won't be manipulated. The way he was backstabbed by that piddly ass Black Zetsu, just like Hashirama did, was just cruel man. Kishi and his cruel parallels.

Kakuzu and Hidan. I say both of their names because their rapport is what brings out both their characters. They are snarky, stylish, well Hidan is, smart, strong and form a good team. Their fight with Naruto, Shikamaru and the rest of the team was pretty enjoyable.

I would say Temari, she is bold, sharp, strong, confident, displays strong leadership, with a level head on her shoulders. But of course, her character is not very explored, and I wish it was. I also like sand siblings' dynamic. Kankuro also has his good moments, funny dude. I would have also liked to see Tenten been given a chance. Oh Kish..

Gai. He is a kind man, always positive but not in a toxic way. Persevered despite his handicap and worked haaard. Strong, sensitive, vulnerable, has a close bond with his team, and is the perennial cheerleader. He cares for his friends, subordinates, and doesn't back away from a fight. He was already knocking on death's door when he decided to tackle Madara, and he did it with such aplomb. Impressive. His interaction with Kisame is also quite funny. I like Kisame as well. Such a gentleman. I also like his backstory, quite a complex one.

Yamato. The perennial nanny. The babysitter. He used to work for Root so he doesn't know how to deal with other peoples' individuality. But he tries. He takes his team out for a nice stay at an expensive inn, treats them to good food, all so that his team can bond and not be at each other's throat all the time. He does care about his team, and he is always trying to be the peacekeeper. I also like his dynamic with Naruto. At first, Naruto finds him scary/weird but then finds out he is just a pumpkin on the inside. So he teases him and plays pranks, and Yamato reacts just like how an exasperated older sister would to a naughty younger brother's pranks. Lol. And he is strong and smart. He has some good comedic moments, and he learns not to take himself so seriously. I would have liked to see him in action during the war arc but sadly, Kishi decided not to have him.

Suigetsu. That boy knows how to self preserve. He is bold, funny and a little devilish. He likes chaos and doesn't care for anything other than his own interests. He owns the way he is. He doesn't pretend to be anything different. He doesn't submit to Sasuke, he calls Karin out, he makes fun of Juugo, he takes everyone on. He is entertaining. But he also supports and helps Sasuke in his effort for revolution, he is adamant about it too. I also like his pointy teeth. Heh.