#artyom/bourbon

[psychicsharkbagelsports]

[iwantofall]

many tyomas

[gusujay]

It’s metro 2033 memes day, baby

[damazcuz]

Is he... you know.... 💁‍♂️ doomed by the narrative

[kayash]

[foundbybullet]

favourite radioactive dude in the metro [he is hard to draw]

[hangingoffence]

just finished metro exodus and of course got the "bad" ending bc im too stupid to get any moral points in these games but i almost find it comforting that both artyom and miller died bc even if i love artyom and anna, miller has always been more present in the games so naturally the player has a deeper connection to him so it feels kinda nice that he and artyom can keep on going on their eternal voyage.

[hahahadont-blog]

After EXODUS, Artyom and Bourbon will be talking about their memories on the Aurora in hell...

[psychicsharkbagelsports]

Dino AU+Metro 2033 and Dino AU+S.T.A.L.K.E.R

[iwantofall]

"So that's the dead city," grunted Bourbon. "Welcome home, Artyom."

[gusujay]

Miller: why does Bourbon call you babygirl?

Artyom: let’s talk about something else

*a few months later*

Miller: why does Pavel call you babygirl?

Artyom: let’s talk about something else

[damazcuz]

i want to study that pathetic soggy waif so badly

[kayash]

[cicerosh]

Are you willing to create a metro fandom ship other than # ulmankhan?

Umm, I also like Artyom/Bourbon, and I've drawn a few sketches with them, but so far I don't ship anyone else

Otherwise, I'm also waiting for my video card to play Metro Exodus, so anything is possible 🤔🤔🤔

[derwent]

Bourbon: don't eat yellow snow hahah, just the funny blue pills

Khan: i will put some estrogen in artyoms food, it is good to see the world from new perspectives to understand it better

Anna (last light): heh, silly rabbit. I'll put some estrogen in his food, that'll get him

Pavel: tak-tak-tak, d'Artagnan got me good blin, i will put some estrogen in his food, suka

(pavel is somehow 300 times more russian than literally everyone else in the entire metro)

Baby Dark One: i see...so this is putting estrogen in your food. i will remember this

Artyom: why am i so happy suddenly?

[pithyorangecurd]

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#cecil - 48 posts

#real - 47 posts

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#and the spiritual successor of it in the furious little hot head who wants to burn a circus to the ground for stealing his brother from him

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

He was a kid once. Fifteen.

150 notes - Posted September 4, 2022

#4

If Elias found out there was a place that required you to fill out a form to have sex you wouldn't be able to remove him from it. No power would be able to seperate him from that wonderland.

156 notes - Posted May 24, 2022

#3

On the matter of Jon and Martin's descent into Nightvale Citizens I would say.

Jon's died three times now.

Once by Tim, buried in rubble.

Once by Elias, calling on the end of the world, calling all the powers that be into his mortal form, crushing him into a spec and a blip and then exploding inwards out.

Once by Martin, gouging his eye out, and severing him from the only thing maintaining him. Everything cut off again, but this time there's no explosion of power to bring poor little Jon back, just everything inhabiting and crushing him out of the way as it sucks into him.

Jon died, and he wasnt coming back, except Nightvale is a living beast and the roads pathe her body, and she Cares for the people she holds. And especially she cares for her Voice, who hates gore. Jon died, but he and Cecil are the same beast, so they can inhabit a single soul together, because Cecil died too. He's being inhabited the same as Jon, and what chaces Cecil is just as happy to haunt and linger on the sides of Jon's vision just out of the way, waiting for him to See It so he can be hunted.

Jon missed being hunted, I imagine it feels special. He's not alone anymore, and this one he can't help but to love because this hunting nourishes him. He just can't hunt back, lest it consume him.

That's his to deal with!

Anyways, Jon sharing CECIL'S soul, which is the hard to explain part to Martin. Do I love him?? I dont THINK so? But I feel like I'll die if I take ten steps away. Sharing Cecil's soul makes you less than human in a weird way. He shows you so much, and forces your eyes to glaze over the bad parts of things, he turns you stupid. Jon in s5 would have seen the bowing chipping painting of a sky and been worried, but wtse hardly notices the creak and blames the footsteps on bad weather. When he has paintchips fall in his ice cream he just makes a face at cecil when he leans over to lick it off and laugh and say its just sunlight its not going to HURT you, Jon.

Cecils making him oblivious.

It would take Martin noticing, and it's Martin's job to. But Martin was born of Jon. Sad!

Martin died of heartbreak, and accepted a seperation from everyone and everything. And left his soul attached to Jon, who accepted it. And then Jon died, and now Jon's soul is a distorted thing that hops and skitters and caws and is that a caw? It sounds like an owl, but it certainly isnt. It clicks.

Martin's turned weird, as Jon is turned weird. Martin's supposed to be Jon's Earl, but he's turning into his Carlos. Earl was made FOR Cecil, but Martin was made OF Jon.

They're turning into citizens quicker than either would care to notice, which is a lot quicker than they actually WOULD notice. Kinda cute!

158 notes - Posted May 10, 2022

#2

Bro the gossip in nightvale rn has to be insane fr

208 notes - Posted June 15, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Ill be honest i dont vibe w the jon was always in love with martin narrative

1,768 notes - Posted July 16, 2022