#as scallop said:

[porchtart]

Recently I ran a poll on Twitter asking whether I should draw Nik in a compromising situation (sexual) with his father or his uncle first, and someone who had been following me for a long time asked "is this incest?" and when I said yes they blocked me. My friend, have you not noticed that you've been shopping at the incest store? Do you think that the captions reading things like "normal uncle and niece bonding activities" on drawings of people that look very similar to each other kissing and fucking are ironic? I know I've still got a ways to go with my art and designs, but do you not see that some batches of characters are clearly family units?

[hyperlesbo]

Hi guys so uh let me know if you want me to stop gatekeeping the audios i made of Ellie Williams saying the following things:

Good girl. Stay right there for me, okay?

I’ll take good care of you. You just sit there and look pretty for me, okay?

You better bark like you want it.

Please. Do it for me?7

Mhm. Just lay there and take my strap like a good girl.

You’re being such a good girl for me.

Are you my sweet little toy?

AND YES I GOT HER TO WHIMPER IN SOME OF THEM!!!

[twoathiestsinlust]

i think it would be a little funny if max said smth different than wowser. chloe kisses her for the first time and she says zoinks! chloe tells her she loves her and she replies with golly gee! chloe takes her top off and max blushes and mumbles bazinga

[kindercelery]

im just curious what the origin behind your url is. I always imagined it like a kinder egg but. it is celery instead.

Celery flavored kinder egg. Would I try that flavor? No

[yum-zlurplie]

mach forced me to draw this on animal jam.. /j

[scriv3lloirl]

Tee hee

T'hell we goin 'tee hee' fer' now?

[moonlight-at-dawn]

I can't figure out how this outfit is successfully fully hiding the nipnops....

[roadkill-dreaming]

♡

[sorrellegiance]

my mom is a real one for saving me a bacon wrapped scallop from my cousin's birthday party last night

[sapphire-heart-tippy]

can clam! erina do the scallop clapping swim thing when she's very angry 😂

Seawitch! Dio: Aye! Yarrgh... We here like ta call it... "The scallop gallop"...

Clam! Erina: *angrily swimming around* I'LL CLAMP MY SHELL DOWN ON YOUR HEAD

Seawitch! Dio: .... And there's me cue ta hightail it outta here

[oh-gh0st]

i almost said "what the sheeh" in a call with my friends guys its joever

[griancraft]

I need to get back into hermitcraft bc I want to write about my fucking guys but I can’t since I’m not UP TO DATE

[technovillain]

[seagullcharmer]

HAUGH i asked nael once abt the soup in bladework and now cannot find his response anywhere. tumblr why must you do this to me

[k1ngj0ve]

in regards to the picky eater test: i actually feel in my heart like i eat lots of foods but the reality is that the foods i wont/dont/rarely eat are put in EVERY recipe it seems like. so for example generally i dont like cheese in most situations and every fucking recipe is gooey cheese. i dont like pork so any pork meal it out, i dont like beef 99% of the time so most of those go out, i dont like chicken if its wet so all that goes out too

i like... ingredients.... ill eat a block of sharp cheddar but i dont want it IN anything. ill eat a can of fruit but dont fucking put it in a pie because i cant stand hot fruit.

foods that i think werent on the list that i fucking hate: fucking octopus and clams and scallops.

[r4bbitdragon]

after 3000 years we have escaped the delicious field