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“...I translated it from the Ensur into the Mede a long time ago. I was in Attolia when I translated it into your language. I used to sit sometimes in the kitchens, and the workers there liked to ask me about where I came from. Once when they were telling stories of the Attolian afterlife, they asked me if there were stories of the Mede afterlife. One of them kept asking until I translated Ennikar and Immakuk and the Queen of the Night for him. I liked doing it, so I kept at it.”
Thick as Thieves — Megan Whalen Turner
#another one i started for hamiathes's gift exchange and promptly forgot about#thick as thieves#queen's thief#kamet#eugenides#thick as thieves spoilers#?#bullying all my friends into reading these by sheer belligerence on main
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merwenthur takes that reduce their dynamic to "two idiots (merthur) + the one with the brain cell (gwen)" are a bit tired. I hate to break it to you but if anyone's supporting merlin in his shenanigans it's gwen. she was ride or die from day one, helping him with his fraud and thievery. arthur is a fucking square
#like let's be real for a second#thick as thieves merwen + mildly baffled arthur. if anything.#merwenthur#mergwenthur#*
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He's a thief. He's a prince. He speaks to the Gods. He's barely more than a child. He's killed a man. He misses his cousin. He's a manipulator. He stole a stone of immortality from the people who were trying to steal it. He didn't die all the way. He never wanted to fight. He just wants to lay in his library and read. He had his hand cut off. He's a politician. He's a drunk. He's never more trouble than he is worth. He loves her and he's telling the truth. He's a menace. He's a king. He can steal anything. He's a liar. He's conquered two countries. He's terrifying. He's shorter than all his friends. He's a father. He's always underestimated.
#i didn't say his name but he popped into your head didn't he#eugenides#legend#the queens thief#the thief#the queen of attolia#the king of attolia#a conspiracy of kings#thick as thieves#return of the thief
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always you
wanted to wish @rozzieroos a very happy birthday! you've been so supportive of me since the beginning and it makes a world of difference to someone who is always just a bit nervous to share the things they write. i am unfortunately not a very crafty bitch, so i can't return the friendship bracelet favor right now, but i hope this is a nice little sappy gift for ya! sending you big hugs and all my love 💕 - mickala
rated t | 1,324 words | no cw | tags: fluff, established relationship, the most miniscule hurt and almost entirely comfort, boys in love, side platonic stobin stuff but robin isn't technically there
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Steve always had an adrenaline crash after a visit from Robin. The first time it happened, Eddie was convinced they would have to move to Boston just so Steve could get out of the funk. Luckily, they figured out what to do after a couple of days.
And every time it's happened since, they manage to get him out of it pretty quickly.
But this time seemed worse, and Eddie wasn't sure why.
As far as he could tell, everything about the visit was normal. Robin came for a long weekend, they all went to dinner together the first night, Eddie had to work on Saturday so Steve and Robin had their fun together. Sunday, they all went to brunch together before dropping her off at the airport.
And Steve was fine! That evening he was cooking dinner and dancing to music while Eddie wrote some notes for a campaign he was running with work buddies. They ate together and Eddie did the dishes while Steve went through his nightly routine of locking up.
They even gave each other blowjobs in the shower.
But this morning, as soon as Eddie opened his eyes and smelled the bleach, he knew it was bad.
He sat up and looked out the open bedroom door.
"Fuck."
He got up quickly, throwing on the closest pair of pants he could find, probably Steve's since they felt baggier than his own, and made his way down the hall to the bathroom.
Steve was on his knees, scrubbing the shower like it personally offended him.
"Hey sweetheart, everything okay?" He asked hesitantly.
"Fine," Steve answered, clearly very far from fine.
Eddie sighed and sat on the closed toilet lid. "Stevie, it's okay if you wanna have a sad day. I know it's hard when Robin goes back home. I'm off today so we can just relax in bed if you want."
Eddie would never tell Steve that the reason he was off was because as soon as he knew when Robin was going back home, he'd requested the day off to be here for Steve.
"I don't need a sad day. I'm fine."
"Yeah, that's why you've scrubbed the shower until it's literally sparkling at way too early in the morning," Eddie reached out and covered his shoulder. "It's okay to miss her. I know it's hard."
Steve stopped scrubbing.
Eddie prepared for what was likely to be a very ugly and loud sob.
Steve turned to him with his lips quivering and eyes watery.
"Oh, sweetheart," Eddie said as he got on the floor with Steve and pulled him into his lap. "It's gonna be alright. We're gonna visit her next month, remember?"
"I know," Steve said against his shoulder, voice wobbling like he was still holding back tears. "I just don't wanna keep doing this."
"What?"
"I hate being so far from her. We were supposed to live close enough to see each other every weekend and have sleepovers and now she's in Boston with her girlfriend who is amazing, and I'm here with you and you're amazing, but I miss her. And I know she misses me." Eddie could feel tears soaking his shirt. "And it's stupid that we're so codependent still, and I feel bad that you probably feel like you're not enough."
"Sweetheart, I don't ever feel that way. I've never felt that way. Have I made you feel like I feel that way?" Eddie tightened his grip around Steve.
"No, not really," Steve shrugged. "It's just I know we're a lot. And I know it sometimes probably seems like I need her more than I need you, but I don't."
"Sweetheart, I know that." Eddie kissed the top of his head and smiled. "You're a package deal. I knew that the moment you kissed me in the hospital room. I was getting Steve and his platonic soulmate Robin, or I wasn't getting Steve at all. I know how important she is to you. Don't you think she's important to me too?"
"I guess," Steve shrugged again, sniffling against Eddie's shirt.
"Well, how could she not be? She helped make sure you stayed safe before I was there to protect you. She knows exactly what to do when you have nightmares, taught me everything she could so I could be there for you. She sends me tapes she thinks I'll like when she sends you care packages. She was the second person I ever came out to! "
"Wait, I thought I was the second person you came out to."
"You were the third. She was a practice run when I saw her staring at the young nurse who checked my vitals the day I woke up. She's the one who told me I should tell you," Eddie nudged him away for a moment so he could look down at him. "I wouldn't be on this floor with you five years later if not for her. She's kinda important to me."
"I just hate that I get like this!" Steve finally said. "I hate that this happens every time. It's not fair to you."
"Love, it's okay. I know how to help." Eddie kissed his forehead. "Go ahead and wash your hands and go get back in bed. I'm gonna grab a book and we're gonna cuddle for a bit."
"But-"
"And then!" Eddie continued, louder. "We'll get pizza delivered for lunch even though we shouldn't. We'll call Robin. We'll take a bath. I'll wash your hair. I'll make us that roasted chicken stuff you like for dinner. It'll be perfect."
"Okay."
"And then-"
"There's more?" Eddie could hear the smirk in Steve's voice even though he'd buried his face against his neck again.
"Of course there's more." Eddie poked his side. "And then we're gonna start talking about moving closer to Boston so we can visit her more than three times a year."
"Eds, we can't afford Boston."
"I know. But we can afford New England if we find the right spots. We'll have her send us some ads for places for rent. I can transfer within the company. You're a teacher, you can work anywhere."
"You make it sound so easy."
"It is so easy. Making you happy is the easiest thing I'll ever do."
"But you have to be happy too."
"I will be. You wanna know why?"
"Why?"
"Because I'll still have you. And let's be honest, it's way more likely that one of the New England states is gonna let us get married before fucking Illinois."
Steve chuckled. "Married? Who said anything about getting married?"
"Oh, did I forget to mention? I planned on spending the rest of my life with you."
"I know that, goofball." Steve let out another genuine laugh. "I just didn't think you'd ever wanna actually get the law involved if they ever let us."
"Steven, I don't involve the law, the law involves me."
"I don't think that's how it works, babe," Steve kissed his neck before pulling away. "I think all that sounds nice though."
"Then hop to it, Harrington! We've got a bed to get back into."
Once they settled in their bed, Steve curled into Eddie's side while he opened the book they'd been reading for a week now, he looked up at Eddie with a soft smile.
"I love you a lot, you know?"
"I know, angel. I love you a lot more," Eddie replied, leaning down to kiss his lips softly.
They'd spend the day exactly as Eddie said they would.
They'd find a place only two hours from Robin and move less than a month later.
They'd get married as soon as it was legal for them to do it.
They rescued a dog.
They even adopted twins.
And every single time Steve wanted to see Robin, they packed up the car and went to visit her.
Because Steve had Eddie, and Eddie had Steve, but they both had Robin.
#steddie#steve harrington#stranger things#eddie munson#fluff#established relationship#idk i just think we should appreciate robin's place in THEIR relationship more#like you're tellin me she doesn't latch onto eddie too???#you're tellin me eddie and robin aren't thick as thieves???#please
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Redraw of an old fan art of The Queen’s Thief series by Megan Whalen Turner. It’s crazy how much my art has changed!
Also, if you have a fondness for conniving little scamps, go check it out!
#my art#the queen's thief#tqt#the thief#queen of attolia#king of attolia#conspiracy of kings#thick as thieves#return of the thief
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Since I can’t help myself-
The Queens Thief books as John Mulaney quotes:
The thief
The Queen of Attolia
The King of Attolia
A Conspiracy of Kings
Thick as Thieves
Return of the Thief
#tqt#qt books#the queens thief#the queen of attolia#the king of attolia#the thief#mwt#megan whalen turner#a conspiracy of kings#thick as thieves#return of the thief#attolis eugenides#gen#attolia irene#costis ormentiedes#sophos#sounis#Eddis
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Mother why does the River not rise
It is not the River's time
-Thick as Thieves
Irene Attolia, the Queen's Thief, Megan Whalen Turner
#the river knows its time#<literally wearing this shirt right now#the queens thief#megan whalen turner#irene attolia#thick as thieves
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ok monster clovers incredible but. we need to circle back to kanako. a goopy child
kanako love!! kids be saying the wildest things sometimes
#my art#monster clover au#undertale yellow#clover uty#kanako ketsukane#theyre very ‘dont leave them in the same room or something WILL get destroyed’#it takes a lot to get to this point bc clover is still getting used to everyone changing (themselves as well)#and kanako has to get used to her own body and this strange child shes only heard stories about#and both of their returns to normalcy#so theres growing pains ofc#but they get thick as thieves eventually#mcau doodle#mcau comic
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okay I know we love to clown on kristen but I think she's honestly handling this so much better than she's being given credit for and earnestly asking about both things that relate to the mystery and her personal relationship with divinity and tracker is bringing a lot of antagonistic energy. maybe that's just me idk.
#to ME. tracker is being kind of a bitch#kristen seems to be genuinely asking stuff#maybe she's being a little tongue in cheek about the mystery stuff like she said 'thick as thieves'#but honestly i think she's being really mature and respectful#and tracker came up with a lot of heat-#oh wait. it's a rage god thing. never mind. it makes sense.#fantasy high#d20#dimension 20#fhjy
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Oscar, Max and Valtteri taking care of Ollie during the drivers parade <3
#oscar piastri#max verstappen#valtteri bottas#ollie bearman#there's a lot of other cute in this too but oscar mothering ollie rly stood out you can even see him give a good laugh at smth ollie said#also oscar so tall when he's not dwarfed by the tall child#lando and nando are thick as thieves this season especially#but yea lots of rarepair here I think#drivers parade#saudi arabian gp 2024
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a stumble on the road - kamet and costis for @shrimpchipsss for hamiathes gift exchange this year!
#my art#queen's thief#kamet#costis#thick as thieves#megan whalen turner#hamiathes's gift exchange#hamiathes gift exchange#hge2024#fanart
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I haven't played the Paper Mario games and know very little about the story; why does Mario refuse to bring Luigi along with him on adventures when he clearly wants to go with him? Is he overprotective, is it an unfortunate side effect of that trend where everyone bullied Luigi for a while, or is it never elaborated on?
That's the frustrating part!!! I don't know!?!?
People usually theorize that either he's overprotective, or he thinks that Luigi is embarrassing. But when Luigi goes on his own adventure in The Thousand Year Door Mario doesn't seem worried about it, even falling asleep during Luigi's stories about his adventure. (But he also fell asleep during Merlon's story in Paper Mario 64, so I see that more as an unfortunate character quirk than a sign that he thinks his brother is boring.) In a side quest in Paper Mario 64 Mario helps an elderly Luigi fan get an autograph.
But in a side quest in The Thousand Year Door Mario ruins a relationship with a young, infatuated Luigi fan for a slice of cake???
In Super Paper Mario, Mario is very hesitant to leave Luigi behind to fight Dimentio alone (in fact, he's more hesitant to leave him behind than he was any other member of his party.)
But he also didn't even recognize Luigi when was brainwashed and in a very obvious disguise???
AND YET, at the same time, when he blacks out near the end of the game, Luigi's voice is the first thing he focuses in on when he begins to regain consciousness.
And in Paper Mario The Oragami King, Luigi is determined to help out however he can, declaring that Mario has saved his life so many times that it's the least he can do.
And they always seem happy to travel as a duo when it comes to fun, nonthreatening activities.
MAN, I DON'T KNOW.
Paper Mario has clearly earned his brother's love and respect one way or another, but Paper Mario himself is an enigma, and while I'm certain they're good to each other the full scope of how Paper Mario feels toward his brother is unfortunately never elaborated on in certain terms.
#askbox#anon#paper mario#paper mario headcanons#mario headcanons#( or lack of headcanons )#I feel like that ''ogre is illiterate'' meme whenever I think too long about Paper Mario & Paper Luigi's relationship#let's just say I just really love it when canon just comes out and says they're thick as thieves and are incomplete without each other#those are my favorite canons
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Well, I was going to wait to buy the beautiful British versions of these books, but they all aren’t going to be out until late 2024, and Book Outlet had five of them for $4 or less so here we are
#the queen's thief#megan whalen turner#the thief#the queen of attolia#the king of attolia#a conspiracy of kings#thick as thieves#return of the thief#book covers#books#booklr#reading#bookish#bibliophile#eugenides#irene attolia#book haul
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Reading physical copies of The Queen's Thief series for the first time and realizing that the maps in them are inconsistent???
#the only map i'd really seen before was K's map to P in Thick as Thieves#but now looking at the map from the last story of Moira's Pen I'm like. wait. the empire is opposite in this one.#like according to K's map C and K generally move west in TaT but the other map has them moving east#it's not that big a deal to me bc i had to read the entire series twice to conceptualize where anything was#(bc i spent the whole of The Thief not realizing just how important every nation mentioned was. good move mwt you genuinely fooled me.)#but now that i thought i had it down i am once again thrown off#also the map that's referenced in Moira's Pen shows up in the physical copy of TaT?#the beauty of this series is that I NEVER would have guessed what was up in that story even had i seen the map beforehand#anyway all i wanted was to conceptualize where Roa was & now i'm like spiraling. like is K's map incorrect bc its from an imperial lens#which honestly? yeah absolutely (it makes the peninsula look so small) but also how would the mede empire have#conquered so much land with inaccurate resources even if it is for propaganda's sake#nothing in this series is accidental so i'm like *pepe silvia meme*#anyway this is just me trying to put my thoughts somewhere ignore me my tags are a mess#The Queen's Thief#The Queen's Thief spoilers#like not exactly but since everything is spoilers i'm tagging that just in case#Thick as Thieves#Moira's Pen
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Thick as Thieves is a book about many things and a major one of those things is losing your luggage
#i remember going thru before i wrote the taymets fic to figure out what they actually have with them and they literally just keep losing all#their shit. also love love love kamet's obsession with having a cook pot. give the guy some kitchenware. forgot about that til this reread#queen's thief#thick as thieves#book blog
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here is eugenides. the thief of eddis. king of attolia. he is genius. he is a fool. he is ruthless. he is a clown. he is full of spite. his heart is too big. he is loving and kind. he is utterly cold-blooded. he is stubborn as a mule. he is giving up too much. he is the butt of every joke. he remembers all. he is never where he needs to, and he is everywhere all at once. he is full of rage, he is full of hope. he is sad. he knows to recognise joy. he offends the gods. the gods love him. he is the hero of the story. you love him. if you don't, then you don't love him yet. you will love him.
#eugenides#megan whalen turner#the queen's thief#the thief#the queen of attolia#the king of attolia#attolis#a conspiracy of kings#thick as thieves#return of the thief#my post#mine;
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