#ash squiddo and flame

[mangocurist]

Oz, I need to tell you. I'm still thinking about your Ro design... she's living in my head she's so beautiful can I marry her😭☹️💔💔💔💔

oh mel im so happy u like her so much HAHAH shes one of my fav designs to date i think... Yes of course u can ❤️ let me officiate the marriage ^_^

[mailontumb]

HC for the LSSMP!☆ﾟ⁠.⁠*⁠･⁠｡ﾟ

Spoke and Minute are definitely siblings or half siblings

Bacon and Planet likes to kidnap their friends to surprise them for their surprise birthday party

Rek met Branzy during Childhood and is really close friends and never once lied or try to keep things away from each other

Clown and Kab ARE DEFINITELY SIBLINGS. LIKE HOW ARE THEY NOT (it could be like half or step siblings)

Zam is the Dance king

Pangi likes hanging out with Zam cus he is the only one who understands him

Derapchu takes pictures of everyone's feet and sells it to the internet

Jumper is half Bunny

Squiddo learned how to glitch after asking ash to teach her

Ash secretly has a picture of people he likes in his Glitch Room

Red HATES tomatoes as everyone compared him to one

The reason Chief is grey is because he Might've painted himself grey or just have stone genetics

Although Mid has multiple of the exact same hoodie but she is a MASTER designer

Clown kidnapped Branzy for their first date

Oh and Kab often comes to Clowns date cus their mom said so

Flame found Mane terrorizing people and thought "I relate to bro" and became bestie ever since

Parrot can communicate with any bird but Owl cus it scares him

EVERYONE but rek HAS SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMONS

Rek doesn't have SPD cus he over thinks that his base is trapped and the Monster felt really bad haunting him

Oh yea The SPD is worse on Derapchu cus he once took a picture of the Demon's feet and it got really offended

Hanna knows EVERYONE's Secrets (she was the first person who knows about Clownzy after accidentally trying to gamble at the casino)

Cookie God is the LSSMP God too but he barely takes care of the place cus he trusts the listener to take care of it

Rek sprays people with water if they cuss in his video

1 time Vortex challenge Vitalasy and Jeppexx to a Lemon eating competition, Vitalasy won at 150 lemons in 30 minutes

Vortext is often offline but when he is online every makes it a celebration

The LSSMP have their own birthday but Ro doesn't as he was an escaped Watcher

Watchers Can't interact with LSSMP only the listeners can, so that makes LSSMP a safe haven for all those who are running away from the watchers

Hanna ran away from the Watchers 5 TIMES with each attempts getting harder and harder

Only 5 people knows about the situation of LSSMP that being G,P,M,Ro and Hanna, 3 of which tried to escape &only 2 made it the other one was returned back to the watchers and was punished

Mr cube can do a double backflip and likes tea parties!

4cvit is the reason why child labor exists

Someone mistaken SB for a penguin and called animal control,which they grabbed him and sent him back to the icy pole, parrot came and took him back

Leo REALLY likes gold and even tried to marry a golden statue

Pentar only ever have 1 shirt and tries to revive it every time it's torn

Speptical was the one who married Clown and Branzy, Rek,Leo,Minute,Kab,Jumper and Jaron being witnesses

Jaron solves many mysteries but also makes many more of them

Woogie had the same situation as SB but instead of anyone saving him he just visited his parents and traveled back to the LSSMP

Wemmbu escaped hell twice, so he is put on a watch list with clown

Also wemmbu ate his jail cell's bar and escaped with Zam

Mappic is left handed and likes playing arm wrestling with people

Poafa is a cloud, meaning he can fly and turn into a cloud

People often wonder where terrain lives but never tried to search

Branzy's bloodline is the apart of the watchers making ash half watcher and demon <- (cus of clown)

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｡⁠:ﾟI'll be back for more 😼😼! Lelele ﾟ⁠:⁠｡

[desired-deity]

Lifesteal Headcanons!!!

a/n : so, I’ve gotten into Lifesteal if u all can’t tell, just got my hoodie today too! Wanna start asking for anything Lifesteal I’m totally up for it but if they do have boundaries to NOT request it. I’m not sure abt boundaries for any Lifesteal member so please don’t use that to ur advantage 😭 Anygays, I hope u all injoy 🤍 glad to be back

Mapicc, MinuteTech, and Jepexx are all demons. Mapicc and Jepexx are very warm while Minute is freezing

Flame, even though he’s called the Immortal DEMON I like to believe that he’s a blaze and loves the Nether

Jumper is 100% a hare, you cannot and will not change my mind. After all, in season 5, she had 1+ million jumps

Little lion boy, Mane, believes someone like him has no remorse for anyone or any humanity left in him but that gets thrown down the drain after Minute and Kab talk him out of that

I feel like Hannah has hanahaki but like- a non-deadly version of it? Idk if that one makes sense but just go along with it ig lol

Kab and Spoke has a strangely good sense of time while Ashswagg does not and relies on others, such as Squiddo to keep track of time

Flame and Clown don’t really go for the kill for a heart anymore, they really only do it for the adrenaline rush now. Mane is kinda the same but he just kinda picks and chooses his fights wisely

Planet is such an airhead that Spoke has to always be around so nothing stupid happens. Planet really only like- locks in when PvP is present

Subz can sleep everywhere but also hates sleeping because he always has that gut feeling someone is after him

Okay so actually I now headcanons Mapicc as a werewolf/dog hybrid because of all the fanart and ls!devotion duo

I’ve got this weird feeling Ro has the anatomy of a biblically accurate angel with tons of hands but only 3 main ones (idk if I cooked w this 1 or not)

Chief DESPISES candy that’s super sweet. He likes stuff such as clover and licorice

Ash’s glitches get so bad to the point to where he can pass out, it’s happened before right in from of The Empire and he face planted. Of course, he was fine though

When Kab gets really excited, she uncontrollably jumps up and down

Redd is a little liar but refuses to lie to Subz (idk if this is true or not bc I actually don’t watch red that much)

Clown refuses to kill Kab because of the stuff she’s had to go through, especially when he found out she got down to 7 hearts. He also looks out for her any way he can at all times

[mcytegg]

yippie!!! theorycrafting on who i think mapicc meant when he said there was one person he could trust ^-^ using a tierlist to simplify it in 5 main categories & 3 subcategories

the five main categories :

trust AND has hearts (empty)

is exactly what it says on the tin. they're people who i think mapicc would trust not to betray him by going behind his back and who have enough hearts to be useful in pvp against people like flame, mane, or clown. and as u can see,,, this category is empty LOL idt theres anyone he trusts outside of his teammates who has who has the hearts not to quickdrop @_@

no trust but has hearts (rek, hannah, pentar, ecorridor, squiddo, and subz)

is people who have the hearts to theoretically keep up w the 20 heart beasts, but are people mapicc doesnt trust not to use or betray him to varying degrees. (for example, i would not put his distrust in squiddo into the same category as his distrust in team pe OR his lack of trust w hannah)

trust but has no hearts (ro, bacon, and planet)

is people i think mapicc would be confident wouldnt betray him, BUT they lack the hearts (...and pvp skill...) to go into fights w him. like realistically, if he pulled up into a fight w them they'd just be feeding hearts nd loot to players who are already 20 heart beasts LMFAO

no trust AND no hearts (4c, woogie, jumper, leo, spep, terrain, wemmbu, and poafa)

is people he wouldn't trust to not betray him AND who would be deadweight in a fight because theyre too low on hearts to do anything but die.

not even considered (ash, cube, mid, jaron, redd, and vortex)

is people who i just . dont think would ever cross his mind to consider allying w im ngl LMFAO like im sorry but they just dont login— and even if they did, he probably wouldnt trust them.

the three subcategories :

teammates (minute, jepexx, spoke, chief, and zam)

mapicc's teammates!! people he'd trust w both his life AND the mace if they played the server (or had the hearts to go into a fight ToT)

flamefrags (flame)

flame is in his own category between teammate and enemies because his relationship w mapicc is complicated. theyve been...allies? teammates? for 3 ish months now and have surprisingly remained loyal to one another despite having no real reason Not to betray. flame is teamed w mane and has made it clear how deeply loyal he is to him, but today he wasnt seen directly helping mane & clown hunt mapey, and he even advised mapicc not to fight clown after asking if they were still cool. so like. its very on the fence, whether they still have trust or not LOL

enemies (clown, mane, sb, pangi, and derap)

people who confirmed want to kill mapicc OR who mapicc himself wants to kill. clown and mane are actively hunting him down and sb is threatening to decimate mawn so, yeah LMFAO. also mapicc made it clear today that although hes civil w derap, he still considers him an enemy.

so!!!! with all of those properly explained— that begs the question, who do i think mapicc WILL go to so he isn't completely alone? and i actually do have someone in mind. BUT!!!! its one person who like kinda comes in a package deal.......

and that person is................

bacon !!! YIPPIE !!!!!!! the reason i think that its bacon of all people that he'll fall back on is bc he has the ex teammate bias for him, bacon actually Plays The Server, he has no reason to betray mapicc, and working w bacon comes working w hannah. working w bacon and hannah makes sense bc although he doesnt have trust in hannah YET, her loyalty to bacon means she is Much less likely to betray mapicc for any reason. hannah herself is high enough on hearts and good enough at pvp to make any uneven fights against mane and clown more survivable at the very least for her and mapicc.

the only other real options mapicc has i think would be like, team pe who i think is wayyyyy too closesly allied w the bfb nd clown for mapicc to trust. derap, who mapicc does Nawt respect or fw enough to trust him not to betray or just Die in fights bc hes lowk a 20 heart qd. and ro, who like, as much as he may trust her she just doesnt play the server nd shes on like 4? 5? hearts so she would just die if he involved her in this— and although she Would walk into a fight knowing she's prob gonna die, it isnt all that helpful if she just dies and dies and dies for him.

[derww]

have you ever read a fanfic where authors self-insert travels into some story and fixes the life of a sad and pathetic wet cat character? | some thoughts about several new members being lifesteal watchers before joining.

one thing ive been thinking alot lately. before s5 we didn't really have a moment of "oh, this new member has been watching lifesteal before joining". and even in s5, its almost like this is not that important because here we have, to a much greater extent, people whose metagame-luggage is in the fact that they knew lifestealers. as 4c having his friendship and silly feuds with mid, and jumper being really close vi's friend, and pentar being jumper's friend, and squiddo knowing ash for ages, and wemmbu being friends with zam&minute for like an eternity. even jepexx with all his ive literally founded this server, hes an irl friends with mapicc and poafa, I literally remember one time when he came in the middle of the lore and mapicc had to bribe poafa to distract him. and it is a really cool and interesting theme as its own, a great foundation for the different headcanons and aus and using it as a part of the dynamics, but nothing of what we've been searching, yeah?

wrong. minutetech. minutetech who was clowns fan and literally created a team clown would want to be – his actual character's basis has watching lifesteal in it, and his weird attitude towards clown drags on throughout the season, ending with his death. but hey, it's been more than that, not just watching videos, he was watching streams, he was a visitor in the zams chat. and watching streams, even in fragments, is a completely different level in regard to just watching videos. and it is obvious by how he speaks about zam and how he is inspired by past him, and how he remembers some specific parts. minutetech is the fanboy on the server, im sorry, and i love him for it. he wasnt a frequent visitor, but he was able to open the curtain and be impressed, and that's cool.

moving away from the relatively linear rookie roster of the season 5, the season 6 one if a fucking rolecoaster. okay, okay, lets start with something easier. hannah defo didnt get the memo, zero idea about sb but i think he watched atleast clown, e doesnt seem to really care, his thing is the reverse, his connection to bliss and how they showed themselves as both touching and deadly family, threatening pentar with knives in case he did not protect their boy, and chief does it s5-style, being friends with minute. its really hard to consider flame, he defo watched atleast part of the things, and he is friends with pentajumper, and he refers to the past seasons but misses out a lot and doesnt seem to have a consistent understanding of a context. 

okay. manepear. his case is kinda close with minute's in a part that he actually was a big lifesteal and esp clown's fan. never saw that one fanart he drew for zam but really would like to. lifesteal was an important thing for him much before he actually joined, and i can see him having good ground knowledge of video-part of the server, albeit easily missing something really important. hes also friends with pentajumper and had his clown rivalry story on bizzare just before lifesteal, giving him an interesting starting point and explaining why he did betray his idol of the past so easily. making him vodwatch s4 eclipse would make him better in lifestealing i promise. he just needs to find a balance.

to the main course. lets speak about kab first. this is a part where shit gets actually interesting since. you know...

("Powerless", 03/29/23)

oh, hi, Derapchu.

(literally the betrayal stream 03/28/23)

wait, lets make a pause. look, its Fl4pp0!

(also the betrayal stream)

the one who made new lifesteal stickers! wow! absolutely nothing interesting about them aside from thi-

okay. let's digress from the topic for a bit – it will make sense later, I promise. you know showtime smp? its fine if you dont.

the important part you should know is that showtime aknowledges stream viewers as an important part of a plot. they are called the audience, and how interested they are in a particular character is directly responsible for their well-being. most of the characters know that they are being watched, and some even hear the voices of the audience, and sometimes they are even asked questions, the answers to which can have a real impact on what is happening. and here is mika flappo. yes, this flappo, from the chat. (fun fact, there was also atleast two other showtime members lol)

firstly he is just a really cool fanarter in the showtime fandom, and she enjoys the streams and the plot as we all do, and then it... then they are just HERE.

just imagine. you live your very fucking hard and terrible life, having to deal with all sorts of shit and somehow not lose your head, and you hide so, so fucking much from everyone, because they can't know, because it's so scary and dangerous. and then you meet someone for the first time, and the first fucking thing they say to you is "oh, its YOU". and they do know what you did.

they were a part of the audience because mika has been literally watching the streams all this time. and yeah, she doesnt know everything, only the parts gods chose to show to the viewers, and they actually watched live, but its still sooo fucking much. and now an absolute stranger is walking around the server, and they know your worst secrets and impute you for your sins. luckily, mika can't spoil things, so its not like he can actually tell anyone, but her existence by itself is still pretty fucking terrifying.

luckily, both kab and derap are not just some strangers, but also they don't have to keep their mouths shut. they know what only the audience knows, and for them it becomes an important part of their understanding of the world and zam, something that they can use to their advantage. and they do.

kab heavily relies on a feeling of understanding and knowing better, and sometimes for me it feels like shes trying to do it even speaking about zam's feelings. at some point shes been heavily relying on pitying him as a way to show that she understands, and she's sorry, and she knows what exactly zam has to change to be better. its like... being the chatter who always backseats, but now you are actually here. absolutely no neg to kab, obviously.

its actually interesting how kab simultaneously sees and knows (or thinks she knows) so many zams weak spots and problems and traumas and calls him broken and harming himself and almost as if unable to make the right decisions for himself, and at the same time she puts him on a pedestal, perceiving him as a hero, as someone who should adhere to the correct perception and reflect her idea of a good person and teammate. and... it makes sense as a way of wanting to help your favorite anime character to become better without actually understanding either them or their beliefs and wishes and just trying to recreate the picture from my head of how things have to be, depriving a character of personality and autonomy in the process. even her expecting him to help her with the karmas law – she thinks that this idea is objectively right, so obviously white knight (lol) princezam has to get it.

people really liked her asking if she reminds him of someone he once was. i really do not. because sure, shes right at the ground lvl, but she doesnt get it. shes not s5, shes s4. she is vi and zam at the same time, and it makes my head hurt. "not everything is about you, zam", but she does make everything about him, really. i wonder if he was her favorite character.

i like that sometimes she acknowledges that she doesnt actually know better than anyone else. that she is just scared because her methods doesnt work anymore. but she speaks the opposite so often that sometimes i just dont know what she really thinks. with her strange division into lore and non-lore, with how much kab lies to people and lies to herself, she remains frustrating. sometimes I have a feeling that she plays a completely different character than the one she ends up being, and hey, that's part of the server.

some of it can be said about derapchu, and its easy to say that hes better than kab, but i dont really think so. hes less pushy about it, surely, but he also thinks he knows how itd be better for zam and intends to make him change in a way he deems correct. sure, he doesnt idolize or pity him, but he still wants to fix zam.

its not that easy as just dividing things on yours and servers because zam has a connection to it, and the server's well-being is directly connected to his. with enough mental gymnastics, even the desire to repair the spawn can be called at least partially selfish since zam does it for himself too, since he loves things being pretty and cool. speaking of the server as a whole, it is difficult to draw a line between where he does something for himself and where he does something only for others with just how conditional the common good is and how important the server itself is to him, just alive, just working, just being played. he wanted to make everyone give a shit and never fully left this modus.

and in a sense, derapchu fails. as gapples being for the fights against mane, or considering that zam perceives the hearts in a similar way as he does (and he really isnt, our guy was giving out the hearts left and right, really, and he knows derap enough to be sure he wouldnt do anything malicious), or seemingly never noticing that zam, despite being mostly truthful during the whole dialogue, never actually opened up to him. maybe his common experience and zam trusting him makes him feel like it is enough, but its barely a half. he said sorry for being too pushy today tho. and helped zam just because. it was good. sadly its not enough to understand that he cant just choose whats better for the other person.

you know, i really like to think about having all this background of being a lifesteal watcher from the point of the full-blown lore, without pulling out the card that the characters are also streamers or youtubers. this is a part that requires an individual approach: for example, i have drafts where boomie and kab, as centrals, contact their lifesteal friends directly through hacked communicators. or, for example, clown is known because the coolness of his conquests spread into legends, caught everyone's eye, and became worldwide news. in general, you can just come up with a connection between the worlds, like fidonet, or even a more modern Internet, and this will make everything much better. or you can follow the showtime trail and give each character an audience – similar to just making them streamers, but that's the twist that makes just enough of a difference. and, in the end, people can just be friends, meet in their free time, and tell stories. both derapchu and kab were zams friends long before joining the server, and this is something that should not be forgotten either. they, unlike the rest of us, have a real context. and, like, wow.

overall: these aussies gotta understand that zam is not their pet project and that he doesnt need to be fixed. some help here and there wouldnt be bad, sure, but they cant just choose whats right for him and whats not. he is, in this context, his own person and not just a book character and he needs a friend, but not saviour nor doctor nor manipulator nor mechanic. just a friend.

[edensgaia]

4c told derap about Kab's new spawn. Derap's asking 4c (very threateningly with an axe in hand) why he blew up spawn. 4c told him it was an initiation.

4c said Focus was working with Mane 2 weeks before they found the orbital canon??? 4c is confused cuz he thought everyone knew the details about the betrayal at this point

Mane found the orbital canon on his own, he only asked Focus about it to test if they were betraying. The plan was to sabotage the canon, but if that didn't work then Focus was supposed to go to the fight and die when Mane asked.

Derap showed 4c one of the Nuke shots he found. 4c was surprised, he told Derap that Focus tried to input cords for a nuke shot when the canon was being destroyed but it didn't work (the nuke shots where aimed at the canon itself). They think the shot might have been Spoke

They started to talk about the knew update and Derap asked why he wanted to explore (cuz he was suspicious of 4c), 4c said he wanted more elytras because his teammates lost theirs on the war for spawn, he said he got 10 elytras. Derap thinks he's lying, he thinks 4c found the exploit.

Derap showed Zaun to 4c and asked if 4c was the one to build the house there. 4c said it was him. Derap promised he wouldn't tell Zam it was 4c. Derap said he doesn't really care about what builds are at spawn, he just doesn't want it to be completely blow up. He also said he cares about how Zam feels. Derap also told 4c about the big fight with Flame and the whole thing with Zaun.

Derap asked 4c to make a trust exercise. He asked 4c to give him his chestplace but it was normal. They kept dancing around the topic till they both admitted to it. 4C said he's armor was normal right now because when kab asked him to make the new spawn he thought Mane was gonna drop him lmao. They both found out about it while exploring the end.

Derap explained why they made Zaun. Derap said Zam was very chill about the mystery house at Zaun, he even integrated things with the build. He said it was okay if 4C continued to build there, as long as he doesn't tell anyone. 4c didn't even tell his teammates about it.

Derap told 4c it would be a good idea to have a chat with Zam, but 4c is not sure of what he would say. Derap asked him to not tell Zam about the exploit, because he thinks Zam is not gonna react well, 4c was a little surprised he wasn't telling Zam but he agreed.

(Important to note that 4c told squiddo about it, and Derap is scared she's gonna tell Ash about it, but 4c trusts squiddo)

(Also important to note that 4c did get 10 elytras, he just didn't show it to derap earlier because they were in the same shulker as the armor)

[unstableverse-headcanons]

Adding onto the UU protagonists as siblings hc: Crack AU in which they spend so much time annoying each other that it messes with all the plans of the bad guys and their whole storyline. Wemmbu spends several weeks trying to track Spoke down alongside Zam but Parrot appears and is such a little shit that he just. Forgets WHY he was trying to track down Spoke. Spoke starts setting up the whole Secret thing but Flame appears and he won’t stop attacking Spoke in true sibling fashion so he just gives up. Zam is explaining what happened with Spoke and Parrot and why he doesn’t like them and Wemmbu just nods solemnly because. Yeah those are his younger siblings he’s lived with them most of his life if ANYONE knows how annoying they are it’s him. Zam hires Flame to kill Wemmbu and Flame is like “bet” because they got in a fight over something stupid and now they have beef with each other but never tries to kill Wemmbu fr because that’s still his older brother. Then Zam hires Clown to kill Parrot but after watching Wemmbu, Parrot and Flame argue for three hours straight in Wemmbu’s civilization he decides it is just. Not worth it. He does NOT want to be seen within 15 miles of whatever kind of dysfunctional family they have going on. They’re so busy competing for Most Annoying Sibling EVER that they totally forget about the invis mafia. Ash feels his sanity slipping away and Squiddo can NOT stop laughing about it. Wifies never gets the chance to become the director because Parrot’s too busy being annoying to put himself in danger. Ash sends people to try to capture him and Spoke and every single time without fail Wemmbu and Flame appear at the most ungodly of times and the member ends up dying or something. At a certain point it stops being about the original plot and all of them have at least three consecutive episodes that summarized are just a study on sibling dynamics

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[lifesteal-headcanons]

How lifesteal members do at the dentist (only the people I watch, sorry)

Zam: always asks for one of the little kid prizes at the end

Mapicc: bites the dentist (on purpose)

Roshambo: dentists worst nightmare, constantly wiggling and trying to talk

Branzy: trying very hard to get a good grade in dentist, accidentally bites the dentist tho

Kab: pretends not to be scared but needs Clown to come with her to hold her hand

Clown: will NOT go, keeps good care of his teeth tho

Rek: scared of it, not scared of the pain but instead the hands in his mouth

Jumper: has weird teeth, confuses dentists

Squiddo: constantly forgets to brush teeth but never gets cavities, used to have braces

Ash: hates the dentist, and they can tell

Redd: normal person

Flame & Mane: both have tried to fight the dentist

Somebody add the people I missed

-🛰🌻 anon (if nobody's taken those emojis yet)

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[dontrunfrommy]

Lifesteal headcanons!

Squiddo and Herobrine are siblings.

Mane and Flame are cousins. They found this out randomly at 3am.

Chief has a sister.

Wemmbu and Zam are siblings. They like to annoy each other a lot. Wemmbu is older.

Planet and Spoke were raised in a lab. Squiddo was one of the workers there.

Ash and Red like to pretend to be a couple during valentines Day to get discounts at restaurants. This has caused them to buy each other gifts and flowers even if they aren't going anywhere on the week of valentines.

Everyone says that Mapicc doesn't bite. He does.

Red, Mane, Flame, and Mapicc are cannibals. This is due to them being demons. Spep is also a cannibal but he tries to keep it to a minimum.

[freakinator]

if i forgot a team shoot me irl <3

[coffeegnomee]

Has anyone ever (idk why they would) compiled a list of every time someone was banned on lifesteal?

Like I'm going to just have to do it myself to prove my own point, and it's a stupid point because for lore and content it's far more interesting to be afraid of the threat of getting banned.

But I'm pretty sure... all... of the bans have been either out of pure accident or out of the player choosing to be banned.

Like has there ever been a time where someone got legitimately farmed off the server (and succeeded?)

It has been close multiple times, but someone always saves the in danger player. Spoke trapped Clown's spawn point in the Cleansing, but didn't ban him. They spawn trapped Zam in the s3 finale when he was revived. Spawn trapping Jaron on his revival s4. Both were saved by teammates. And wemmbu almost getting banned by Ash s5, but breaking his own bed and escaping.

I guess Squiddo banning wemmbu s5 was an unplanned and not accidental ban tbh. But since it was later, and a betrayal, it's not the same as the threat of your enemy banning you.

But I feel like it's got to have happened more I just can't remember when. The threat is always there and when someone wants someone banned they really do put their all into trying.

But it just genuinely doesn't happen that often. Which is really interesting to me because the new members are so afraid of getting banned, flame almost the most. He's talked about it ages ago that he wanted extra hearts specifically so if he got farmed off and he would be able to come back on 20 immediately. And then with Kab originally wanting to ban Mane, and then being so afraid of getting banned herself.

[mcytegg]

speaking of lifesteal, today is pangis hunger games recording, featuring bacon jaron squiddo ash spep and of course pangi(as of the end of his stream yesterday)

pangi said flame would sponsor some hearts(I think lending) from his stash to make it even for everyone, don't know how that works but maybe this would potentially start something

(or something very terrible happens and lifesteal ends right there and they all move to smp civilization the end)

oh yeah!!! i forgot abt the hunger games lowk LMFAO. i kinda hope people dont return those flame hearts bc idk maybe it starts smt? i dunno man i kinda js want to see subz go full scorched earth atp bc without like,, the sticklers, mapicc, or zam i have very little deep attachments to s6 LOL. my interest in the lore died the moment the "best pvpers" login trapped mapicc instead of giving him the decency or respect of a proper fight

[randommle]

UU AU where everyone is a bird except for some of them who are cats

They're enemies but sometimes they're friends (Example KWW)

Wait hold on this could actually be an AU

Wait hol-

Birds: Parrot, Wifies, Wemmbu, Egg, Nufuli, Pangi, Ro, Planet, Squiddo, Jumper, Derap, Red, Jaron, Bacon, Theo

Cats: Spoke, Mapic, Zam, Clown, Ash, Ken, Wato, Leo, Mane, Flame, Dean, Minute, Loppezz, Jaden, Rejoice

Idk picked random members, I'll do like all characters some other time ^^

[derww]

I’m really excited for the month of Ashswag, he’s so unapologetically evil it’s great. I really hope he’s really with Flame so we can actually get streamed content from that team cause that will make me actually like them. I think the only ONLY person he cares about rn is Squiddo -🪐

im not a fan of flame getting a new ally but having ash stream and getting blindfolds pov sounds great! he can do whatever anything anyway, but id hope for him to be even more chaotic and unpredictable to anyone. weve been really lacking chaotic evil ash lately.

[mcyt-gender-showdown]

Honestly my favorite little guys gotta be ClownPierce, Branzy, Squiddo, Kaboodle and PrinceZam, they just play around with the title like it's hot potato but the point of the game is to hold onto the flaming root vegetable for as long as possible. kinda like american football! /silly

And uhhhhh favorite thing about them?? I love that Clown is kinda the definition of "looks like could kill you, but it's a cinnamon roll" bc he's really sweet irl but he THRIVES off the scared whimpers of his enemies lmao I mean, that "have fun you guys~!" he threw over his shoulder at the players in Karl's video with him says it ALL. he's also just good at pvp and that's always fun to watch. Branzy bc he's like, Clown's OPPOSITE: "looks like a cinnamon roll, could kill you" — he's SO deranged and psychotic /aff /vpos I saw a tumblr post once that said something something what about neurotic horse significant other and in the tags somebody (clownscasino my beloved /p) mentioned Branzy and yea, that's really him alright. He's also very showman! Very fun to see his videos and how he talks and expresses himself! He has a very particular and specific voice, pattern of speech, word usage that's hard to nail down but is SO fitting to who he is fr. Squiddo bc they're SO funny and chill and silly! She can turn anything into something fun and I love that actually. They're not afraid of trying and she can be conniving if they wish to, even though her thing is more being silly and goofy — whatever they and Ash has me DEAD ON THE FLOOR, SOBBING AND GASPING FOR AIR /VPOS

Kaboodle bc she's strong-willed and gives SO. MUCH. LITTLE SISTER ENERGY that it's low-key radioactive — very relatable of her, killerbunnies my beloved sibling dynamic. She's high spirited and relatively extroverted and I low-key kinds wish I were s little more like her (I'd be a menace, god made me afraid of social interactions for a reason /silly) And PrinceZam,,,, oh PrinceZam, the gender playdoh himself,,,,,,,,, idk I think he's really fun! He's down to clown with gender fuckery and plays some of the most interesting characters ever! (the tipping point into watching his videos actively for me was his role in PVP Civilization, if you were curious). Especially I've been meaning to get into watching his LifeSteal stuff from this current season (s6) bc I think the struggle with his morality he's trying to depict with his character is one of the most interesting things I've found lately (he's sworn not to kill. on LIFESTEAL) also unironically when I drew the Pretty Kitty Princess I low-key spent a WHOLE WEEK going "damn. that's GOOD good" and not bc the drawing was particularly great, but bc the Pretty Kitty Princess is genuinely PEAK gender envy to me lmao

Sorry for the long ass ramble, you can see I love these silly idiots /aff a lot 🙏

this is an entire essay my god. happy for you and your blorbos <3

[connor6sex]

Lifesteal s6 day 1 report

So i watched a whole lotta lifesteal yesterday, and i continue to be watching a lifesteal stream as i write this. But Derapchu is wonderfully ignorable, so we persist. Here are the majority of my observations and thoughts on day 1. Some of my recollection may be wrong, please correct inconsistencies if you know more than i do. Intense Spoilers below (including mace spoilers)

So i began the day over an hour to launch, meowing up a storm in Pangi's chat. meow meow meow. Wonderful stuff. Once the server was closer to start and everyone else went live, i pulled up Princezam and Squiddo's streams. These were to be my main perspectives for the day. At one point i did end up watching 4 streams at once, and it was chaotic and i dont like watching more than 2 at once. I had a man on the inside[4 monitors with almost everyone's stream pulled up] to give me more news as it breaks.

The first death was Roshambo who died to dripstone i believe.

The initial team breakdown is as follows:

The Empire: This the group of assholes who preanounced their team, Minutetech, Mapicc, Spoke and Jepexx. Joined by surprise new member ChiefXD. This team began by rushing Mace and potions in order to kill people. They declared themselves the 'evil empire' and did some murderating. They got one of [the?] first kills on HannnahxxRose using dripstone. [or jumper? i think they both died early on to dripstone]

Blindfold Brothers: As the name suggests Manepear and Flamefrags decided that it would be them against the world. They briefly allied with another group against the empire, but they super betrayed and killed a bunch of people. Why my informant was surprised when they did that is beyond me. I thought it was obvious that these two would go on a murder spree.

The next team i actually dont know much about. Idk how stable and who's acutaslly in it: I think Woogie, Redd, Hannah, Leo, Kab and Clown [according to woogie's !team command]. Kab suspects that Clown is going to betray the rest of the group, which would be pretty Clownpierce of him. But CLown and Kab are tight. As a group of 6, they are officially the largest team on the server. They attempted to take down the Empire, and Mane and Flame even joined them temporarily to hunt the Empire.

The Pants Pals: 4CVIT Squiddo and MrCube6. Amazing team, fantastic. Also a member of this team: Eevee Trial Chamber Gay (tcg) the dog. This dog is the msot important thing on this server. Dont care about the mace anymore, only this dog matters. Yes this group is the one that got the the mace, but forget that. puppy. Squiddo, inspired by her dog buried the mace in a barrel that only she knows the location of.

Spacewaffles: Bacon and Planet are back babey! they built a nice tower together with tuff and copper, it looks great. They are neighbours with Zam and also Ash. Who also built houses near spawn.

Derap Wemmbu Ash: according to chat and also backed up by Derap when i asked, they are also Allied with Pangi & Spep. Derap & Terrain also have thier own alliance outside of the team. derap said a duo name that was long and weird, i think it was like glazed donut something duo. idk. derap's a freak. In pangi's chat, his !team command says Derap. Derap's pinned message does not say Pangi.

PrinceZam: is alone. on purpose! this time! He claims he could have friends but he doesn't want them! Zam's going solo and he's being a pacifist this season, or at least for as long as it lasts. He's not doing this for 'moral' reasons, but Zam also stated he didn't know that Morals are subjective. So, uh. take that as you will.

PE: Pentar Ecorridor. Clever name, said no one. idk what they're up to. Pentar killed Zam on Bacon's request. that was Zam's first death.

The Sticklers: Jumper & Ro. idk anything about what they've done. I just noticed Jumper was live, so i asked her team in chat. Jumper is down to 6 hearts after Clown killed her twice in succession. idk about the other deaths.

other people: idk. SB737 has not logged on yet. Whether he is on vacation until monday or as some chatters said he died in hospital after being run over by a truck. Who can say which one is true. Jaron i think also hasn't logged on. idk what anyone else is up to.

heart recipe: 4 netherite, 4 nautilus shells 1 ominous key

Now thats the stuff that i might actually reference some day. but like. idk man.

Some other things: Wemmbu was stuck in a hole for a while. Zam and Mapicc were discussing how long he would stay there complaining and how long until he just logs off. At one point Pentar was willing to go rescue him, but Mapicc killed him before Wemmbu could be helped to preserver the important Wemmbu Research being done. Later Wemmbu was killed by Spoke and the whole world rejoiced as Wemmbu was freed from Cave civilisation.

No one likes the Empire. idk if the Empire even likes the Empire likes the Empire. Jepexx [tried? accidentally?] nearly teamkilled at multiple points. Idk if this team will last. they were being called Frat bros by other people, and made enemies of everyone. I think MoralTech might also be having second thoughts about being evil.

No one knows where the Mace is. the Pants Pals, (which until they named themselves that i was referring to them as 4squid6 as that's the best way to combine their names.) got the mace quietly after Sqiuddo's mad rng role of getting the heavy core on the first ominous key. After that Squiddo went and hid the mace, her own team does not know where it is. Clown later claimed to have the mace, and no one can technically verify he doesn't. but everyone suspects their enemies of having it. and no one knows for sure. Very fun for someone who's known who has the mace the whole time. I've been in chat saying that I have it, or freddy fazbear has it. It's important to spread misinformation in times like these. Remember, unverified guesses may count as streamsniping at mod's discretion. If you are saying random names have the mace, make sure that its people who aren't real or at least not on Lifesteal this season or haven't logged on. Does SB have the mace? Have they asked him? Have we proved SB doesn't have it? I think SB might have it. :shrug: