#ask black the enderman ghost cat

[ask-black-the-enderman-ghost-cat]

*A cat (black's cat shape) is watching Orchid all the time as she was sunbathing when the cat suddenly grinned and jumped into Orchid's face*

( @roleplayingorchids

It's ok if you don't want to rp it's just a free option and I wanted to draw your oc because I like your oc

[kittzuxp]

Intro post!!!

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About me

Hi hello, you can call me kittzu/kittz/dream/drem or dremzyzz. I use They/she/it/he or autoí/auth/autó/autós prounouns!! Also i am greek🇬🇷🇬🇷

I am a minor‼️‼️ DONT BE WEIRD.

My fav colors are black, red and lavender :3

My fav animals are cats, frogs and bats :33

Yk what. I. Am. Done with gender. Genderfluid, lesbian and aspec (probably aceflux, aegosexual and demiromantic) . If u don’t like it FUCK OFF WHAT R U DOING HERE

I can be pretty shy sometimes but always open to making new friends!! (・・;)

🇵🇸🍉 FREE PALESTINE

4 more info click here

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Fandoms & interests

I like reading (warriors) and drawing, but also browsing the tube.

I am in a loooot of fandoms but not really active in them cuz… most of them are dead..

BUT!! I have a couple of things that are currently rotting my brain (fandoms I'm hyperfixating on + active fandoms)

Brain rot real

Twomp/ the world of mr plant

Clan gen (warriors fan game by @officialclangen )

TGCF(??? How did that happen???)

Ramshackle [The webtoon & yt series]

Sally face

Active

Ghost eyes

Diary of a wimpy kid [doawk fanfics: Dysfunctional perspective, Rodrick's secret on the loader diper subreddit]

Unfamiliar (comic by lavendertowne pls go read it)

OMORI

Deathnote

Webtoons(/tapas) [Jackson's diary, Castle swimmer, Your wings and mine <- go read these they're awesome]

KinitoPET

Inactive

Warriors

Salad fingers

Minecraft (the game)

Helluva boss

South park

Deltarune & undertale

The amazing digital circus‼️

Fionna and cake

Stranger things

Sonic prime

Heartstopper

Batim

Stardew valley

Toh

Sr pelo’s content in general [spooky month and the mokey series]

Saiki k

Good omens

YuB (a youtuber, please go sub to him he’a so silly)

Love, Sam (indie horror game)

Former yandere simulator fan. After the shit with yandev happen i don’t support any of his content anymore.

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Socials & tags

My discord is: forknifeistrash#1419

My wattpad: apersonyoudontknow7

My Ao3: Kittzuxp_the_pidgeon

Sideblogs: @lovrclan-gen @ask-lovechild-au-twomp

I don’t use it very often, but i’m also on the twompcord and clan gen server. I’m not active on the servers tho..

Dnis/ do not interacts: z00s,p3d0s, homophobes, transphobes, n3cr0s, TERFS, MAPS racists etc and any hate groups in general.

Tags i’ll use:

Kittzu's headcannons = pretty self explaintory, headcanon I made

Kittzu's Mr plant plushie = he's here!!!!

kittzuxp = reblogs and posts (fast reblogs do not count)

Kittzu’s enderman plush (i have an enderman plush, if you want any related content, i’m sorry for advertising i just love ‘em so much)

Kittzu's creeper plush (i also have a creeper plush!!!)

Kittzu doodles = any of my art

Kittzu answers asks = do I need to explain?

And then just general tags of any fandom i want the post to be abt

(I might tag your username if i don’t mention you in a post, so beware)

[twilightmite]

*Kiko tries to teleport for the first time and appears in front of Ritz and falls on his butt*.

Kiko: aua.... oh h-hello!

*smiles friendly*

Ritz: h--?! It... seems Ritz isn't a fan of surprises.

[dracotheenderman]

I want the K

^-^

Draco: Hope I found the "nose"

[bastard-baby-snoots]

*Black is in her cat shape and has a very big fish in her mouth and walks up to both of them and suddenly lays the big fish in front of them as if she wanted to say that it is for them both*

Black: Meow OwO

Teagan appreciates the sentiment, but I think you may have overlooked one tiny thing about creepers…

[hexavexen]

*Black walks around near Hex and sees him and notices that he is not feeling well and teleports home and then back with a small fluffy blanket and a warm cup of cocoa*

Black: here little one

*she gives Hex the cup of cocoa and puts the fluffy blanket around him and sits down next to him and gently strokes his back to calm him down, black acts like a mother who is worried about her child*

((He doesn't feel like eating or drinking anything, so he saves it for later. The kindness makes him feel hope. If nothing else, he'll have cocoa to look forward to later. It doesn't make him whole again, but for a moment, the voices speak in unity to offer thanks to the kind stranger))

[ask-thelost]

lets fuse Black and Calliope!!

Cak!

Cak has an undying loyalty to those she holds near and dear. Combined they make a strong, fierce ally. With Black, Colliope actually becomes a caring mother too.

[twinsinminecraft]

Black: Hello Big G, I'm Black, nice to meet you oh and here this is for you

* in her enderman shape, gives you a black leather jacket with spikes on the shoulders and smiles softly *

Big G: Oh wow, thanks! This looks awesome and it fits so well! It's also very nice to meet you, too! If you want, we can trade some jewelry or some gemstones! I can't exactly accept this without giving something in return. So how about it?

[mc-survivalist-steven]

*in her cats shape, sits in the grass behind Steven and watches your tail*

Black: should i or shouldn't i???

*Black smiles cheekily and jumps to your tail and bites it*.

[I take it as this is a one-time curiosity, but I can seriously hurt someone if I’m touched where I can’t see.]

[I don’t know why it bothered me so much, but I hate touch. Especially if it comes out of nowhere.]

[Do this old man a solid, will ya?]

@ask-black-the-enderman-ghost-cat​

[ask-black-the-enderman-ghost-cat]

*Pets Black*

*She enjoys being petted by him*

[askroddcreeper]

Toru: look big brother there is another creeper

Tororu: oh yes you are right

* toru runs to Rodd and smiles happily and tororu walks to toru in a relaxed manner *

Toru: Hello, I'm Toru and this is my big brother Tororu. Nice to meet you

Tororu: hi

Rodd: i wonder where you come from? interesting markings

[ask-the-nether-demon]

hello Shade, Kowl, Steve and Gus, I'm Kiroru-Chan and I have a homemade present for you 4, it's not that special but I hope you like it

* give you all a scarf in your colors and smile friendly *

Kowl - Mmmmm, this is really cozy!!

Shade - This is cute, I love the shade of purple!

Gus - Hey, finally a bit of clothing I can wear!

Steve - Huh, this isn't that bad, softer then my bandana at least.

[ask-xal]

* follows you in her cat shape, and meows *

Black: hello my name is Black

* continues to follow you and smiles softly *

"Well Hello, Aren't you nice?"

Xal says while happily stroking the cats fur.

"I didn't know cats could talk, oh and my name is Xal"

[askjagowl]

Hello, I'm Black and here's a little present for you

* is in this cat shape and gives you a necklace with a red pearl on it and smiles friendly *

"Oh my.... it's beautiful!!!"

Jag offers a head scritch in return.

[cuuno-moved]

FROM THE DIARY OF KARL JACOBS:

Your name is Karl Jacobs.

That is very important. You cannot forget that.

You have two husbands, named Alex and Sapnap Jacobs.

Alex goes by Quackity, or Q, sometimes. He calls you mi amor (my love) and mi vida (my life). You call him darling and sunshine. He’s the smaller one, with the messy dark hair and brown skin. He wears a hat all the time, and has an eyepatch.

Sapnap calls you froggy, and sugar. You call him panda and cupcake. He’s the big one, with the shoulder length hair (usually in a man-bun), earrings and eyebrow slit. He looks a little bit mean, but he’s the sweetest guy on earth.

You live in a big house, with a red door.

If Sapnap brings home a cat, let him keep it.

If either finds a spider, you’ll have to kill it.

DO NOT TOUCH QUACKITY WITHOUT WARNING ESPECIALLY ON THE HIPS OR SHOULDERS.

Remember to water the plants.

You wash the dishes on Fridays.

If Quackity has a panic attack, sit beside him, hug him, and rub his back.

If Sapnap has a panic attack, move away, sit with your back to the opposite wall and talk to him.

If you have a panic attack, don’t let them know, press your hands to your chest and count the breaths. Sometimes it helps to list things you can see in your head.

The code to the security system is 1144.

You sleep in the middle, with Alex on the left and Sapnap on the right. If Sapnap snores, try to roll him on his back. If Quackity starts sleep talking, record it to laugh about later.

You always wear bright colors. Do not try to wear black or grey, they will get worried. Do not wear white, they will be confused.

If you have a headache, you’re probably having caffeine withdrawal, get a Monster energy from the fridge. You like the white ones most.

Take your meds. You have two, one for adhd and one for anxiety. Take one of each in the morning. Sapnap has meds too, remind him to take them.

Quackity puts cheese in his hot chocolate. Feel free to call it gross, because it is.

If he calls you ‘honey buns’, respond with ‘baby birdie’.

If Sapnap makes jokes about being stupid, tell him to stop. He’s really really smart.

The popcorn is in the cabinet with the seasonings.

Sapnap smokes. Don’t let him know that you know.

Ranboo comes over sometimes, let him have your usual chair. He likes to listen, do not try to pull him into the conversation.

Sapnap’s kale salad is really bad, don’t eat it.

THINGS NOT TO MENTION OR SAY:

Do not call Quackity sweetcheeks. Do not comment on his appearance, especially his ass. Do not yell. Do not drink, or talk about drinking. Do not bring up Schlatt. Do not try to quiet him when he’s excited about something. Do not talk about hearts, or cannibalism, or raw meat.

Don’t say “Come here” to Sapnap. Do not talk about Dream. Do not try to corner him. Do not go near ravines. Do not sing that stupid doo doo doo song that Dream listens to. Do not say “Oh come on” or try and get him to do things he doesn’t want to.

DO NOT LET THEM FIND OUT ABOUT YOUR MEMORY.

DO NOT LET THEM FIND THIS JOURNAL.

Other people: Callahan is the man with antlers. Alyssa is the girl with brown hair. Punz is the one with long white hair and white sweatshirt, their little brother Purpled wears a purple hoodie. Eret is the tall man in the crown with the blank eyes. Ponk is the short South African man with the black sweatshirt. Bad is the demon with the vines growing out of his skin. Ant is the cat. Sam is the green one, with the deep voice and solid black eyes. Vikk and Lazar don’t show up much, but Vikk is the British one, Lazar is the Australian. Connor is the one in the blue hoodie. Techno is the pig (DO NOT TALK TO HIM HE DOESN’T LIKE YOU). Phil is his coworker, the one with the green robes. Tubbo is the thin boy with all the scars. Jack is the one with the missing arm and broken glasses. Foolish is the Totem, he likes you. Charlie is the one with glasses and bad puns. George is the one with white rimmed sunglasses who hangs out with Sapnap a lot. Puffy is the short man with curly hair. Hannah is the one with flowers that grow out of her skin. Ranboo is the half enderman in the suit. Skeppy is the ruby. Niki is the girl with pink hair. Fundy is the fox. HBomb is the one in the flannel, he’s nice. Ghostbur is the ghost. Tommy is dead, do not talk about him.

If Callahan is staring at you, wave and smile. I don’t think he knows. Does he?

For the love of god, do not talk to Corpse. He is really observant, he will notice if you fuck up. IF he corners you, keep a straight face, excuse yourself. DON’T CALL HIM CATBOY. Calling him Crops is okay, he’ll think it’s a dumb nickname.

Fundy doesn’t like it when you bring up the grey in his hair. He’s 18, I don’t know where it came from, but it’s there.

Punz uses they/them, Eret uses all, Ranboo uses he/they/it, Puffy uses she/her

Ranboo is not Charles, or John, or the Butler. Do not make that mistake again. He has paranoia, it will send him into a spiral.

Foolish gets really excited about building. Let him talk. He doesn’t get the chance otherwise.

George is narcoleptic, Quackity makes jokes about it.

Ghostbur and Ranboo also have memory issues, do not bring that up, they will be suspicious. No, Ranboo will be suspicious, I don’t think Ghostbur will remember.

If Punz flirts with you, they’re probably trying to get under Sapnap’s skin. Flirt back if you want, but not too much. Sapnap gets jealous easily, do not be an asshole. Punz doesn’t actually like you romantically, and you obviously don’t actually like them.

If Purpled asks to borrow your stuff, say no, he’s not going to give it back.

Ponk sings sometimes, out of nowhere. Let him. Sing along, maybe, if you can.

Quackity flirts with Bad a lot.

Sapnap flirts with George a lot.

Quackity has wings, he might need help with preening. Just gently run your fingers through the feathers, try to get out any sort of debri or anything.

If your chest starts hurting, stretch your arms up, and out. You are either having a panic attack or you’ve been hunched over for too long.

If you see Puffy rubbing her chest, she needs to take off her binder. Remind her to do that, she will not remember otherwise.

If Tubbo makes you another bracelet, put it on the right, the left arm is for Foolish’ bracelets.

Keep your mind clear, and calm. Smile often, and laugh at Q’s jokes, even if they’re not funny. Try to act normal.

The timeline depends on it.

-KJ

[incorrectminecraftaskblogs]

*The gang responding to being stabbed by a sword* Vin, Newt, Snatch, Black: Rude. Rodd, Vihm: That's fair. Vin, Zack, Steven, Fauxghost: Not again. Hex, Nova, Rotag, Mitis: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?

characters belong to @askroddcreeper @ask-zackender @when-it-rains-askblog @hexavexen @the-red-exile @infernalisolation @mc-survivalist-steven @askvintheender @leavemetofish @askfauxghost @askthenewt @ask-black-the-enderman-ghost-cat and I THINK thats it but its a lot and they arent in order so i mightve missed somebody