#ask paco laburantes

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what are the gangs favorites hawaiian dishes? :)

usagi says:

the ❓❓❓❓ is what is NOT my fave dish 🍽️? i love everything!!! 👀👀👀 if you give me a plate 😋 of mac salad with katsu and terriyaki 🐓 i will 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗 you 4ever. also shout out to ✨manapua✨ that shit rocks! ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ🐙🦞🍤🦪🦐🦀

paco says:

YKnow me. I LOVE me some Kalua Pua'a AND Lau Lua type fit. That shit is BUSSING FRFR. Plus NGL the proteins are amazing. Also cant say no to spam musubi THO. Usagi got me on that Malasadas too IYKYK.

dragona says:

i really like papaya. i eat it every morning for breakfast and sometimes i mix it with granola and yogurt for extra energy. one thing i really like is poke. so yummy! i love mixing it with different sauces!

jodio says:

locomoco is bussin fr fr no cap i love it with fried eggs n shit also theres this place down the road that sells fried tuna collars and that shit slaps ong

charming man says:

oh uhhh i. really like bbq stuff. Huli Huli Chicken and grilled shrimp on specialoccasions. if its a hot Day i like to have shaved ice esp after a bikrride. what do U like anon???

[goatpaste]

Happy pride month! In the spirit of the season may I humbly request more Paco x Dragona? Great butch4femme energy in that one

BUTCH4FEMME DRAGOPACO SOOOO IMPORTANT TO MEEEE

happy pride to them 🙏🎉✨🏳️‍🌈

Buy your local Bitrans Man a Kofi!

[yossarians]

a round of applause for my dear paco lovers

[jojosbizzarewife]

Another question because I'm bored

[ask-paco]

Dragona made me do this. Hi I’m Paco and Dragona made me join this nightmare of a site to ‘talk to more people than Charmingman’ which doesn’t sound very nice but my masculinity was threatened so here we are.

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Howdy I’m the author (any prns work) I don’t have much to say I’m just riding the train and I have an unhealthy obsession with my boyo Paco! 👍

Rules:

Very simple slight nsfw if any PLEASE I’ll cry and bigotry will be ignored too. 👍

Anyways here’s some headcanons

DRAGONA IS A TRANS GIRL!!! 😡😡😡 Don’t mess that up or erm 💀 I’ll just ignore you tbh.

Paco is the dad of the group he runs errands and they’re all his children. He loves them more than he’d like to admit.

PACO IS A SLUT FOR MARIO KART!!!!!!!! HE CAN WIPE THE FLOOR WITH YOU ON ANY TRACK DON’T EVEN TRY!!!!!!!!!

[jjbabies]

Is charmy making friends?

He sure is! He likes to play with Jodio and Paco in the fun zone where they crawl on the foam blocks. Finger painting is a blast too, but he always winds up painting on his face. It’s hard explaining why he always needs his face washed during daycare.

[boy-kisser-inc]

Can Y'all Tell I'm Running Out Of Ideas?

Also Forgive Any Misspellings I Cannot Leave Tumblr Without The Poll Getting Reset

I've Been Up 24 Hours Due To Chronic Pain And If I Had To Redo This Poll I'd Lose My Last Marble

[ask-usagi-alohaoe]

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey Tumblr, Usagi here! Sorry I'm kindaaaa late to AMA! I'll be checking my inbox when I'm not breaking the law with my best friends!!

Also can someone lend me $350? I need to pay the car rental place some fees...

[ask-the-padded-smugglers]

Nu uh bois we going eep!! Nap is nice

“BU I NOT WANNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”

*fussy x1000*

[usagi-alohaoe-enjoyer]

hear me out

pacusagona throuple

anon, I wanna kiss your brain... (⁠๑⁠♡⁠⌓⁠♡⁠๑⁠)

you talk, I shall listen, please do tell me more !

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paco says:

Pfft. Starbucks? That sugary shit place? Pussies drink milk sugar crap. Real chads have coffee BLACK. The only way I'm getting pumpkin spiced shit is with a good protein bar Iykyk.

usagi:

but pacooooo~ i 👀👀👀 saw you with a PSL frappé 3 days in a row! ( ͡❛ ‿‿ ͡❛) i've been trying to cut 🤭on my starbies intake to save 💰💵💱🤑 but pumpkin spice 🍂season🍂 is sooooo gooood! i love the pumpkin cream chai tea latte & pumpkin cream cheese muffin so goooooood

jodio says:

yeah cap paco enjoy some psl for once its the best time of the year fucking nutty man. hey anons can u doordash me some psl plz i need coffee rn n my mom wont let me have any🥺

dragona says:

jodio! mom told you not to drink anymore coffee! you already have stomach problems and the LAST thing we want is for you staying up all night on a wednesday talking about the upcoming fnaf movie! i kinda like the occasional starbucks. i'm more of a tea girlie but i do love the pumpkin cream cold brew.

meryl mei says:

Starbucks' Fall menu is quite nice this year. I have been getting their lattes almost every day. Of course, everything in moderation, but it is nice to indulge as the weather gets colder. Enjoy your drinks everyone!

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Do the Sussy Smugglers have pets?

paco says:

I had this pitbull mix or SMTH when I was a kid. He helped me through my toughest times and was the reason why I managed to fight my dad back. I called him Musashi because I thought that was how Musubi was spelled back them. Names stuck tho. He got too sick for me to take care of so I gave him to Dragona and Dragona told me they sent him to a farm in New Jersey that their grandad owned bc fresh air would make him better or SMTH. I heard he likes to run in the fields. IM missing him alot RN I wonder how hes doing. Apparently theres no cell or internet there or whatever so I get letters and pics from the grandad sometimes. Musashi looks so happy & Healthy FR Im gonna get rich so I can visit my dog one day.

dragona says:

anon, i beg of you. do not say ANYTHING. please...

[incorrect-jojolands-quotes]

Paco do you watch the smoothie flip guy?

paco says:

Blender go BRRRRRRR

[incorrect-jojolands-quotes]

Okay there’s gotta be a way to initiate charmingman into the gang , Dragona you seen any teapots? Fill it with FANTA AND ELMERS GLUE

charmingman says:

theres an initiation? everyones been supernice tho.;./.. so farr jodio just gave me this tea & it tastes bad but its tea ig

paco says:

CHARMINGMAN NO.

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I’m sorry Giorno bullied you for being hapa Usagi, but I’m gonna take you to red lobster and you can have all the cheesy biscuits you’d like

Buuuut you gotta take the others with you

usagi says:

I LOOOOOOVE cheesy biscuits! ofc 🦞🦞🦞 as for the rest of the gaaang gannng, idk if they wanna come 🥺👉👈 i do wish i have soomeone to share these biscuits with (｡-人-｡)

dragona says:

are you paying for all of us, anon? i heard dua lipa was spotted at red lobster today! i'll be down!

paco says:

Yeah I can adjust my macros for this. Seafood has LOTS of protein options.

jodio says:

mom wont let me eat seafood rn after i had to get my stomach pumped out from eating poke last week so ill just be sitting thanks paco

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What’s everyone gonna be for Halloween

jodio says:

we dress up as fnaf fck yeah i'm freddy this year!

paco says:

Whatever. I wanted to be Yujiro Hanma and have everyone dress up as Baki characters but I remembered I promised Jodio to dress up with him or smth. At least I got this cool pirate hook.

usagi says:

chica ( ͡❛ ‿‿ ͡❛)✌ is my favoriteeeeee! i wanted to be glamrock buuuut we're going w the💗classics💗 this year😛! wished we did jam republic group costume this year instead but paco & jodio have nothing but left 🦶🦶 also theres only 4️⃣ of us T-T.

dragona says:

ngl i was planning on being dua lipa in the barbie movie and have everyone dressed up as other barbies but jodio really wanted to do fnaf. luckily i had a bunny costume i was planning on tossing out so i can do some last minute diy and it's all gucci!