#ask dragona joestar

[incorrect-jojolands-quotes]

what are the gangs favorites hawaiian dishes? :)

usagi says:

the ❓❓❓❓ is what is NOT my fave dish 🍽️? i love everything!!! 👀👀👀 if you give me a plate 😋 of mac salad with katsu and terriyaki 🐓 i will 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗 you 4ever. also shout out to ✨manapua✨ that shit rocks! ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ🐙🦞🍤🦪🦐🦀

paco says:

YKnow me. I LOVE me some Kalua Pua'a AND Lau Lua type fit. That shit is BUSSING FRFR. Plus NGL the proteins are amazing. Also cant say no to spam musubi THO. Usagi got me on that Malasadas too IYKYK.

dragona says:

i really like papaya. i eat it every morning for breakfast and sometimes i mix it with granola and yogurt for extra energy. one thing i really like is poke. so yummy! i love mixing it with different sauces!

jodio says:

locomoco is bussin fr fr no cap i love it with fried eggs n shit also theres this place down the road that sells fried tuna collars and that shit slaps ong

charming man says:

oh uhhh i. really like bbq stuff. Huli Huli Chicken and grilled shrimp on specialoccasions. if its a hot Day i like to have shaved ice esp after a bikrride. what do U like anon???

[goatpaste]

Happy pride month! In the spirit of the season may I humbly request more Paco x Dragona? Great butch4femme energy in that one

BUTCH4FEMME DRAGOPACO SOOOO IMPORTANT TO MEEEE

happy pride to them 🙏🎉✨🏳️‍🌈

Buy your local Bitrans Man a Kofi!

[whos-hotter-jjba]

Is there a straightforward answer on Dragona's gender? I've seen people claim cis, trans, enby, drag queen, etc and the wiki just uses they/them n doesn't clarify

Oh, hard question because I'm not fluent in japanese, so I have no idea what pronouns they use in the original. Most translations I've seen use he/him and refer to Dragona as male, and the wiki I trust the most (jojowiki.com, not the fandom.wikia) uses he/him as well. I've honestly decided to ignore that in my personal hc, and I noticed most people tend to use she/her, she/they or they/them.

All we know canonically is that they're on estrogen, and they used to dress and present more masc when they were younger than they do now.

To me, Dragona is a trans woman, but I'm not dead set on any specific pronouns, I could see them going by any pronouns really. I just can't see her as cis, because that feels like erasure, but like, you do you I guess.

If anyone knows more about the Japanese original pronouns and wants to add on, please feel free!

[jjbabies]

Animal day at daycare? Be so cute to see a local zoo or farm bring in baby animals and the older kids get to pet them or even a local adoption center brought in kittens and puppies for the kids to play with them. (I work at a daycare and a few years ago my center had people come from my local zoo brought in baby animals for the children to look at and pet) I’m a day with any sort of animal would be a big surprise for the kiddos!

Animal days rock! We asked a local rescue farm to bring in a few animals for the kiddos, and they brought plenty for everyone!

-Gyro, Johnny, Wamuu, and Hol Horse lost their minds when they saw a foal! They just love horses!

-Giorno loved the prairie dog. He kept waddling back to the cage to pet it!

-Gappy did not like the turkey. He crawled away as fast as he could while crying

-Trish wanted to take the bunnies home with her so badly

-The farm also brought a small litter of puppies, and Jonathan was obsessed!

-Dio, Kars, and Vanilla Ice were in awe at the rescued hawk even if they couldn’t pet him

-Gelato took a surprising interest in the milk snake along with Santana

-A goat tried to eat the flowers off of Dragona’s flower crown, but Usagi gave him a babbled scolding

-Avdol and Lisa Lisa got to feed baby chicks!

-Narancia and Abbacchio held piglets together and squealed with them

-There was even a baby opossum that Speedwagon and Jodio fed banana slices to

[usagi-alohaskoe]

Jodio said Dragona was on this site so here we aaareeeee 🦎🦎

HHGRR HIII I’M USAGII 🐙 I promise I shower 🦑

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HIIII I’M THE AUTHOR (He/She/They) 😍😍 @dragonajoesturr inspired this ask blog, ask and you shall receive. Surprisingly there’s actually a couple of these already, ask-usagi-alohaoe and usagi-asklohaoe were both already taken but neither of them are active!!! So I made one of my own 🥰🥰🥰

A Jodio one popped up then a Dragona one then a Paco one and then they were like “we need Usagi!” so I thought, why not? I’m here for my sillies!!

Some rules:

PLEASE try to keep any NSFW very light or joking because I’m not looking for that in my wholesome drug smuggler roleplay!!!

Also, none of the bad things, like no racism, homophobia, sexism, etc. you will be attacked with a hammer! (/j) by four large men!

Please... please… if you ask about breast milk you will be ignored… 😬

Dragona x Usagi is endgame if anyone mentions anything else, you’re getting trashed, sorry.

Anywho, onto some headcanons.

As stated above, Dragona x Usagi is ENDGAME. They’re the goal!! They may as well already be dating. Also, Dragona’s fully transgender! Please, don’t refer to her with anything else on my blog, that’s stinky. 😭

Uh not much else. Usagi’s a whiny bitch of a man but that’s already established in canon. HOWEVER, if I do something, and some idiot’s like “Usagi doesn’t act like that!” You can come eat my foot fungus because this isn’t canon Usagi this is MY Usagi ask blog. Sorry.

Okok you lovely people I’ve rambled long enough!

[immediatebreakfast]

Second chapter of the jojolands, and we are already entering silly territory. This is pretty standard for a jjba part.

Jodio and Paco trying to "expand" their market at request of Meryl May is really funny. Hell most of the time in these drug schemes the teens at the bottom are the ones who suffer, but I can't stop myself from laughing for seeing both of them use the same strategy that they used at school. It's a "if it's not broken don't fix it" type of thing.

One thing that I am always glab to see is how Araki has been consistent in his "fuck cops" sentiment since part 2. No one should trust cops, and if you run into them you will have to go all the way or else they will commit more harm. These grown ass cops not only "needed" a fucking squad to arrest two teenagers, but also they are acting like they broke out a global trade when in reality all of them are two movements away from beating up two teens for a tiny bag of cocaína. Of course Jodio wouldn't recognize a cop because he has only been selling inside his school so he is quite naive in that part, BUT he has every right to get violent with these trigger happy pigs. On top of that, the slap of reality of how that gross pig from chapter 1 could actually (but will never happen) rape Dragona, and not face any consequences in the eyes of the corrupt law is chilling. Araki knows what is up.

Congratulations to Jodio for being the first joestar with a canonical mental illness! It is quite the delicate subject to introduce, but I hope to see how it gets developed. And I can't talk about it since I'm not familiar with it, so maybe other people who know will explain most of the details of antisocial personality disorder. But I can say that Jodio's feelings of "don't I deserve to be happy?" are very real, sometimes that is the thing one chases, a happiness that includes your diagnosis even if other people see it as something wrong.

The Hotdog guy has finally a name, welcome to the part Usagi! We are only two chapters in, and all of the characters already show so much personality. Usagi seems to be a pretty relaxed guy with an affinity for food, and he also has a speech pattern in which he stretches some wooooooords. This type of speech conveys that he doesn't take himself very seriously since it comes across as something very silly. Paco attributed this to his drug use, but I think it's just part of his personality to be all "no bad vibes just chilling", and it's also very refreshing to finally see some flirting that doesn't come across as creepy.

It seems that Dragona so far is the "leader" of the group, in the sense that they are the one who keeps the dynamics balanced between the other three. From scolding Usagi from being late, telling Jodio to say his information, to Paco waiting for them to stop speaking to deliver more information. I hope that Dragona is on the path to become one of the best jobros we will see.

Matte Kudasai is just a little creacher, and it's so cute. This part seems to be more focused on utility stands rather than punch rushdown stands. It's very cool to see the extend of what stands can do.

And at the end... ROHAN?!? FUCKING ROHAN????? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU COCKROACH. THIS IS NOT YOUR PART GET THE FUCK OUT, THIS IS NOT EVEN YOUR UNIVERSE. But, the introduction of Rohan is the best chance at comedy. He got beat up by teenagers in part 4, he will get beat up again by teenagers in part 9 too. I am waiting for this so bad.

[musichawkposts]

After reading Chapter 13 of Jojolands I think all arguments that it's transphobic can be reasonably disregarded (reading comprehension? in my jojo fandom?) but I do understand other criticisms about it tackling sexual assault (especially of trans youth) in a way that's callous and tasteless. However, I feel like this can be resolved by these facts:

Discussion of sexual assault (especially of trans youth) is a topic that requires subtlety, complexity, and nuance.

Hirohiko Araki is the creator of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

[ask-paco]

Dragona made me do this. Hi I’m Paco and Dragona made me join this nightmare of a site to ‘talk to more people than Charmingman’ which doesn’t sound very nice but my masculinity was threatened so here we are.

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Howdy I’m the author (any prns work) I don’t have much to say I’m just riding the train and I have an unhealthy obsession with my boyo Paco! 👍

Rules:

Very simple slight nsfw if any PLEASE I’ll cry and bigotry will be ignored too. 👍

Anyways here’s some headcanons

DRAGONA IS A TRANS GIRL!!! 😡😡😡 Don’t mess that up or erm 💀 I’ll just ignore you tbh.

Paco is the dad of the group he runs errands and they’re all his children. He loves them more than he’d like to admit.

PACO IS A SLUT FOR MARIO KART!!!!!!!! HE CAN WIPE THE FLOOR WITH YOU ON ANY TRACK DON’T EVEN TRY!!!!!!!!!

[dragonajoesturr]

smooth operators steal this guy’s testies

[we-love-morioh-cho]

I worry about Dragonna and/or Barbara getting killed because that would set Jodio on an even darker path.

I hope that doesn't happen for their sakes, but I would love to see a darker Jodio in the future at the same time bcs I love angst lol

[incorrect-jojolands-quotes]

paco says:

Pfft. Starbucks? That sugary shit place? Pussies drink milk sugar crap. Real chads have coffee BLACK. The only way I'm getting pumpkin spiced shit is with a good protein bar Iykyk.

usagi:

but pacooooo~ i 👀👀👀 saw you with a PSL frappé 3 days in a row! ( ͡❛ ‿‿ ͡❛) i've been trying to cut 🤭on my starbies intake to save 💰💵💱🤑 but pumpkin spice 🍂season🍂 is sooooo gooood! i love the pumpkin cream chai tea latte & pumpkin cream cheese muffin so goooooood

jodio says:

yeah cap paco enjoy some psl for once its the best time of the year fucking nutty man. hey anons can u doordash me some psl plz i need coffee rn n my mom wont let me have any🥺

dragona says:

jodio! mom told you not to drink anymore coffee! you already have stomach problems and the LAST thing we want is for you staying up all night on a wednesday talking about the upcoming fnaf movie! i kinda like the occasional starbucks. i'm more of a tea girlie but i do love the pumpkin cream cold brew.

meryl mei says:

Starbucks' Fall menu is quite nice this year. I have been getting their lattes almost every day. Of course, everything in moderation, but it is nice to indulge as the weather gets colder. Enjoy your drinks everyone!

[goatpaste]

Maybe some butch4femme t4t Paco x Dragona.. I just think they're silly..

IM YIPPIE PILLED ABOUT THEM ALWAYS GLAD TO DRAW THEM

Buy your local Bitrans Man a Kofi!

[boy-kisser-inc]

Can Y'all Tell I'm Running Out Of Ideas?

Also Forgive Any Misspellings I Cannot Leave Tumblr Without The Poll Getting Reset

I've Been Up 24 Hours Due To Chronic Pain And If I Had To Redo This Poll I'd Lose My Last Marble

[jjbabies]

The ice cream truck is here! What will the children get?

How fun!! Lets see what some of our oldest kids bought!

-Dragona got mango vanilla swirl!

-Keicho got a cookie sandwich!

-Daniel picked an orange popsicle!

-Pucci tried his first bubblegum flavored ice cream!

-Gyro got a fudgesicle!

[ask-usagi-alohaoe]

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey Tumblr, Usagi here! Sorry I'm kindaaaa late to AMA! I'll be checking my inbox when I'm not breaking the law with my best friends!!

Also can someone lend me $350? I need to pay the car rental place some fees...

[sprite-writes-fanfic]

Upcoming project…

Sneak peek of what’s to come because I’m madly in love with Dragona <3

Get ready y’all, I’m feeling a little devious… Dragona may be a little OOC because we don’t have a lot on them yet but I’m writing what I know so bare with me.

If you guys want to be tagged for my JJBA fanfics please comment that you do <3 I’m gonna start doing tags.

Update!!

The fanfic is up and ready to read for anyone who is seeing this now! I hope you enjoy! :}