#ask the table

[askwttshnewy0rk]

1.Are you top or bottom?

2.Are you or are you not basically a cat in human (or whatever the f(speaks Midwest) you are) form?

Both

According to other people including my husband I am a cat and a personification form

[ask-wttsh-virginia]

virginia I need help gov caught me with the meth again :((

-flo 🐊

Why do you remind me of Mass when we were younger?

[ask-wttsh-massac-husetts]

If you had to pick which one of your children would pursue world domination, and why is it your second born?

My second born is Salem does that need explaining?

[ask-wttsh-newhampshire]

New York and Georgia came home from their honeymoon early because they got a puppy at the wedding and honestly it’s probably a good idea

[ask-wttsh-mai-ne]

random thing about lobsters from maine

Maine lobsters are cannibals.

The probability of a blue lobster in Maine is low.

[ask-ohio]

He’s the city that never sleeps even when he was a baby

New York

Are you just doing the hypnosis when he needs to sleep?

[ask-wttsh-connecticut]

34 for the ask game?

The last dream I had was about my dead wife, Anastasia and this new girl I meant name Ashlyn

[ask-wttsh-northcarolina]

You’re invited to York‘s birthday party on 26 July

Georgia 

Last time I check Yorky wasn’t really big on parties but Okay



[ask-wttsh-michigan]

Okay Michigan maybe Lighting her house on fire was a little bit obsessive

But we also stole some of our jewelry that Connie bought her so technically it’s his

Mass 

Yeah doing that was way to obsessive and both dangerous and illegal

Also yes technically the jewelry would be Connie’s, but I’m under the impression that he gave it to her, so it should be hers. Ignoring that though, how did you get the jewelry?

[ask-wttsh-minnesota]

welcome to hell! you are not safe! -f!florida

Well

I don’t know what to say to that don’t you know

[ask-wttsh-south-carolina]

You’re invited to York‘s birthday party on 26 July

Georgia 

Did he not want a party but yeah this is gonna be fun you’re going to give him his gift

[askwttshnewy0rk]

I'm back

[ask-wttsh-virginia]

Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

no, not really I mean for diplomatic reasons I have to be nice to him but no, my dad fucking sucks

[ask-wttsh-massac-husetts]

Hey uncle mass I’m going out so don’t wait up -NYC

OK make good choices

[ask-wttsh-newhampshire]

Hey NH. Who is your best friend and who is your biggest enemy?

Vermont is my best friend

Wisconsin because he thinks he can get drunker than me

[ask-wttsh-mai-ne]

13

Do you hate anyone at the moment?

New Hampshire

Just because