#wttt shipping

[dailymothanon]

The old marrieds are dancing that swing 🤯 kinda a fan of these ones. Their old men swag that is full of syrup and also much love <3 I need. I need more content of them. I'm drying up I'm shriveling. I need lore I need everything I want enrichment. Anyways I'm probably gonna tinker Hammy's design a tad 🤔 no reason, just I feel something can change

this is the full piece 😼 I just liked how it looked closer up

[lizardtheacorn]

@iwasforcedtomakethisbytum dinner is served 🙏

New York loves hates this =^^=

[goldengay49]

California: why can’t people understand that theatre kids are their own sexuality

New York: EXACTLY! I ain’t straight, I ain’t gay, I’m in theatre

California: ON GOD!

[northduhcodeuh]

Uhhhh. Silly little fellas

Nevada and Georgia being cuties together. They in their cozy clothes(excuse for me to lazy to draw Georgia’s jacket.)

I kinda don’t like it but I put in too much time 😒 Doesn’t matter. Enjoy the fellas while I skedaddle off into the woods. 🏃‍♂️

[poison-marshmellow]

New York: I think California is in trouble.

Nevada : Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I’m honest.

[distinguishedwitchparadise]

louisiana: You know, people treat me like a god. 
Gov: How? 
louisiana: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

California: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

California: No thanks. 
California: I'm god.

New York: You’re such a dumbass (affectionate). 
louisiana: Aww, you’re such a whore (complimentary). 
California: How are you talking like that in real life? 
louisiana: Witchcraft (derogatory).

Florida: I’m quick at math. 
Texas: Ok, what’s 38 times 76? 
Florida: 24. 
Texas: That wasn’t even close. 
Florida: But it was quick.

New York: Texas, fuck off. 
New York: And by "fuck off" I mean "fuck off right back here and listen", you insufferable prick.

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

Louisiana: *has his eyes completely focused on Florida’s sandwich at the beach cuz Flo asked him to watch the sandwich while he went to the water so that the seagulls wouldn’t snatch it.*

Louisiana: *lil baby mans has not focused on something this hard since like- ever.*

Florida: *comes back with a towel around his neck*

Florida: *laughs A-At ease soldier. G-Good boy.

Louisiana: :D

Random scenario I thought of :3

[alaskasbignaturals]

soft ny/mass for the soul <3 very lazily colored but yeah

[derek-draws-stuff]

MassPenn is puppy and Kitty, I will die on this hill

They’re sillies

Further evidence, Penny is a Great Dane, big old kinda scary dog but is just a softie unless you hurt someone he cares about or something. He’d show up at your door all menacing then politely ask you whether Wawa or Sheetz is better (there’s a correct answer, but PA ain’t telling you).

Then Massachusetts is the little guy who’ll beat your ass no matter what, whether you only looked at him funny or if you slapped him across the face. You just disrupt him in any way he’s on his way to beat the shit outta you.

Idk what Ginny would be if I applied him to this, but MassPenn is cutie patooties :3

Too many ships are kitty and puppy, but I feel like this is one for me :3

[almost-correct-quotes]

alternatively, texas or pennsylvania and concon for "fucked-up families"

[dailymothanon]

West Virginia 🐛 It's been awhile since I drew him!! I also did lots of research regarding diabetes, West ranks highest for diabetic people as well as being ranked high for being a good state for people with disabilities (diabetes is legally recognized as such) so I figured he could be diabetic 🤔 what ships do people have of this blorbo? I'm curious

[lizardtheacorn]

@derek-draws-stuff this was fun to draw :3

something something 1st anniversary maybe idk

virginia gets cool sunglasses because I said so :)

[atomicwinnerdreamland]

Upon hearing that George Santos got expelled from Congress, I was reminded of this conversation from "Table News: Bags... on Ice!":

Gov: Do we have any real news we need to cover?

New York: Nope, let's go home.

California: YES- we talked about this!

New York: No, you talked about it.

Flo: Oh my gosh, are you guys married now?

California: No, we were just talking about how much of a blunder this whole George Santos thing is for Republicans.

New York: You're making a mistake.

Cal: Let me fight my battles!

Loui: Dey for sho married.

Gov: Are we talking about something or not?

Cal: I just think it's funny that Republicans have been waging war on drag queens and now there's a whole video out with one of them dressed as a drag queen.

When I was reading about the whole George Santos thing, my first thought honestly was "I'm surprised this dude lasted this long in office." (he was in office for under a year, but still). The guy was plagued with scandals the entire time he held his spot in office, one of the first ones being the one mentioned above where there was video footage of him in drag despite saying he's against it. And now, he's charged with using campaign money to enrich himself & multiple federal crimes. Interesting.

Onto the good part: CALIYORK/YORKCALI <33 I like to think that before this meeting started, Cal approached a tired New York with an article on this specific scandal in hand and was like, "Can't believe this idiot is from you, dude." And despite New York being tired, he let Cal ramble about the whole scandal, even adding on to what Cal says at times, because he secretly enjoys his company :D If Ben does Table News at some point again and George Santos' expulsion is mentioned, we gotta have CaliYork talk about it-

Special mentions to Flo and Loui for being the best wingmen ever. Haha move over Cupid, they've got it from here 😄 (side note: why did Flo ask them, "are you guys married now?" were they planning to get married before-)

[northduhcodeuh]

Montana wanted help learning the guitar

Texas/Montana Propaganda…🤨

[poison-marshmellow]

New York: Someone take me to an art museums and make out with me

California: But they said not to touch the masterpieces

Nevada : Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall

Mass, on a walkie talkie: This is Massachusetts, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again

[lunearobservatory]

devastating. how will they ever recover.