#ask wttsh virginia

[ask-wttsh-virginia]

virginia I need help gov caught me with the meth again :((

-flo 🐊

Why do you remind me of Mass when we were younger?

[derek-draws-stuff]

More headcannons

Connecticut’s closet is stuffed with hoodies, like, he can barely fit them in there anymore

Massachusetts just has a bunch of hats, bucket hats, beanies, baseball caps. He just has them and has worn them at least once each

Gov definitely has a drawer of just random things that he swears he’ll end up needing one day, like a broken pencil or some random bouncy ball he found on the ground somewhere

New York is literally good at most things art related, drawing? He’s got it down. Painting? Too good at it. He’s got all the skills

If the states play dnd (sometimes they do), they have home brew classes that are just their state’s stereotype (ex. Florida man)

Maryland crab walks in shallow waters at the beach and probably crawls out of the water basically submerged. Just crawling out on his elbows or something

New York is REALLY good with languages, he’s fluent in a lot and is almost fluent in the rest

Connecticut has Lyme disease, this isn’t a debate

West Virginia has two bulldogs; Babydog (who he definitely didn’t steal), and another named Daisy because he couldn’t bear letting Babydog be alone without a friend.

[askwttshnewy0rk]

HI RAT MAN I WAS SENT BY YOUR CHILD SIZED BROTHER :3

-flo 🐊

Which one

Florida I really don't need this right now why don't you go bug Virginia

@ask-wttsh-virginia

Georgia honey, can you take Ithaca and put her down? She just fell asleep in my arms. 

[askwttshtexas]

Hey Texas

If you need anything, just tell me

Even if it’s just to talk



@ask-wttsh-virginia

i'm fine.

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#gov is the communal younger sibling and all of the other states are the big brother saying ''no one makes fun of him but me''

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#5

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27 notes - Posted August 9, 2022

#4

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: Gen Fandoms: Welcome To The Table - Ben Brainard (Web Series), Welcome To The Statehouse (Web Series) Characters: DC | Gov (Welcome To The Table), Michigan (Welcome To The Table), Ohio (Welcome To The Table), Pennsylvania (Welcome To The Table), West Virginia (Welcome To The Table), Tennessee (Welcome To The Table), California (Welcome To The Table), Texas (Welcome To The Table), Massachusetts (Welcome To The Table), Minnesota (Welcome To The Table), Florida (Welcome To The Table), Utah (Welcome To The Table)South Carolina (Welcome To The Table) Additional Tags: Non-Chronological, Flashbacks, Slice of Life, Domestic Fluff, Brief Discussions of Humanity, Vignettes

Summary:

Gov is sure that he is human. All of them are, in some way or another. But not everyone can see eye-to-eye about that.

29 notes - Posted August 7, 2022

#3

my hand slipped

62 notes - Posted November 21, 2022

#2

the states as weird things my directors have said

alabama: you have so much school spirit i almost forgot you don't know how football works

alaska: why can't you all shut the hell up every once in a while

arizona: you're the only person i'll let complain at this point. i don't think you're right, but i do think it's funny.

arkansas: you're still here? i thought you graduated. leave already, dammit.

california: i thought i was ready for the pronoun question but clearly i was not.

colorado: i don't know why he hangs out with you, all you do is smoke weed! [turns to me] you haven't started smoking weed have you?

connecticut: i will pay you seven dollars if you can get the tenors to stop giving me stupid nicknames.

delaware: yes. i know you were the first to reset. that's because you don't move.

georgia: do you know where the disembodied cougar head is? no? well then i don't know what to tell you.

florida: i never thought i'd have to say this but please do not pick up any more squirrels.

hawai'i: your disregard for authority is only funny when it's [band director], not when it's me.

idaho: i don't care what you call it, i want to know why you were arranging a marriage on the back of the bus.

illinois: i need you to do me a favor and make sure [friend] never wears that packers jersey again because next time i might strangle him.

indiana: why is it so hard for you to march slides? just turn and look at the damn cornfield!

iowa: alumni, i appreciate you coming out to watch, but please do not turn our rehearsal into a field of dreams moment.

kansas: if you make one more comment about the scenery i'm kicking you off the bus.

kentucky: you were a horse girl in a past life, weren't you?

louisiana: i know you can't dance worth shit but i need you to play like you're trying to convince someone that you can.

maine: i can't tell if you're agreeing with me or just acknowledging me but i like being agreed with so i'm going with that.

maryland: i don't trust anyone whose only experience with crab is imitation crab meat

massachusetts: i'm not technically allowed to swear around you but that was fucking terrible.

michigan: so are you just emotionally invested in awful sports teams or what?

minnesota: i know this is the midwest but can someone please bring anything other than a casserole to the pitch-in?

mississippi: i don't care who was talking, i'm telling all of you to shut up so i know i get the right one.

missouri: i know dark humor is in and all but i feel obligated to tell you that i'm a mandated reporter, so can you please make your jokes about jumping off the arch where i can't hear them?

montana: no, you may not run laps in the enchanted forest.

nebraska: it's almost the 4th, right? okay, if you can play three notes better this rep i'll run to the cornfield and check if it's knee-high for you guys.

nevada: oh my god you did not just start a poker game.

new hampshire: i don't care that it's 101°, i'm not allowed to let you be shirtless.

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76 notes - Posted October 11, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

idk if anyone else has gif-ed it but i think this clip is criminally underrated. why do his little finger guns make me lose it every time.

103 notes - Posted August 3, 2022

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My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

* hears screaming across the hall*

The fuck is going on!?

8 notes - Posted May 17, 2022

#4

Babe please put me down.

11 notes - Posted July 5, 2022

#3

So what’s with you and Virginia? Or better yet you and North Carolina?

-DE

(denying his feelings) what do you mean they’re my best friends just like you?

17 notes - Posted May 31, 2022

#2

Hey uncle mass I’m going out so don’t wait up -NYC

OK make good choices

33 notes - Posted August 9, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Calling all original 13 States it’s time to play poker or cards against humanity.

@ask-wttsh-delaware @ask-wttsh-pennsylvania

179 notes - Posted April 16, 2022

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[ask-wttsh-virginia]

Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

no, not really I mean for diplomatic reasons I have to be nice to him but no, my dad fucking sucks

[ask-wttsh-virginia]

Hey better virginia

Do you like or dislike Maryland?

He is cool unless it’s about drive



[ask-wttsh-virginia]

Did I hear something about New York’s famous Applecrest?

[ask-wttsh-virginia]

17 01 25

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

No, I do not have a good relationship with the one father figure I did get

17: Ever made out in the bathroom?

Yes, this morning

25:Do you miss anyone from your past?

Yes, I miss my wife. She died over 100 years ago.

[ask-wttsh-virginia]

Superman came into this country illegally just saying oh and also super girl

[ask-wttsh-virginia]

Virginia York has gone crazy

Well, I mean it is his holiday 

[ask-wttsh-virginia]

You’re invited to York‘s birthday party on 26 July

Georgia 

I thought New York there didn’t wanna party this year because he feels like he’s getting old 

[ask-wttsh-virginia]

do you leave the window open at night?

Yes only in the summer though 

[ask-wttsh-virginia]

HEY VAGINA VIRGINIA I WAS SENT BY THE RAT MAN TO ANNOY YOU

-flo 🐊

OK, just because New York told you to annoy me I am going to tell you to annoy Georgia, his husband, or go annoy annoy Vermont

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