#askhc

[princess-of-the-corner]

askhc: ladybug, what would you do if lucky charm just gave you a cowboy hat?

Ladybug: "Assume the answer is to, as they say in America, "Ride 'em, cowboy!".:

[blondekasp]

Richie is super smart and I can imagine all The Losers being surprised by this, all except Eddie who just assumed everyone knew. Like Richie says somthing insightful and everyone else is taken aback meanwhile Eddie's just like... 'we been knew?'

ooh this is an interesting one!!

i think that when the losers find out richie’s actually really smart, they’re surprised but not because they think he’s dumb or stupid but more because they’re so used to richie acting like he has zero common sense lmao

but their grade cards arrive one day and they all go down to the barrens after school, and they have their grade cards with them so they decide to discuss them just for something to talk about for a while

(i’m not american so idk exactly how the grading system works but) when they get to richie they find out that he’s gotten at least straight As in all of his classes apart from gym because he’s not the most athletic person

they all seem surprised by this because they don’t actually have any classes with richie so they’ve never seen him do school work, and richie seems bashful under their shocked expressions because he doesn’t usually get this type of attention

but eddie’s sort of confused as to why they’re surprised, he’s always thought it was fairly obvious that richie’s very academic behind the crude jokes and impressions

he doesn’t realise that this is because he subconsciously pays much more attention to richie than the rest of the losers do

he watches richie at the lunch table quickly scribbling down the solutions to whatever maths homework he has due for his next class, and he’s in a more advanced class than eddie so it’s not quite clear to him if richie’s doing the work right but eddie thinks he must be, because he writes without hesitance and appears to be solving them pretty quickly in his head

eddie notices that richie’s notebook has highlighter pen and doodles scrawled all over it, he wonders if it’s to help richie with keeping his focus on his work

he helps the losers sometimes when they’re stuck with something, just a throw away comment to get their mind back on track but none of them ever seem to think of it

eddie’s heard how richie talks about comics during the small hours of the night at sleepovers, it might not seem like much but he has a very deep understanding of the characters he reads about, on a level eddie’s not sure he would be able to achieve without richie’s insights

so they all gawk and laugh out of pure surprise, but eddie just smiles at richie because he’s always known, it makes him feel sort of special to be the only one who can see through the jokes, maybe he understands richie like richie understands the characters in his comics

he’s kinda got tunnel vision for richie without realising it

[the1918]

Please tell us more about slutty virgin Steve there is not enough of him

Slutty virgin Steve:

Has been in love with Bucky Barnes since 1934, but was always to afraid to act on it/say anything re: Bucky is a ladies man and homosexuality was very much a crime.

Wakes up in the twenty-first century and is still Very Gay, but he doesn’t /do/ anything about it because 1) he has conditioned himself to be quiet and private about his preferences and 2) to him, Bucky died, like, three days ago.

Jerks off to thoughts of being smol again and Bucky pinning him down and fucking his mouth. Is very sad afterwards.

OOP BUCKY’S ALIVE 

Bucky’s alive and he comes home and he spends some time recovering in the apartment he shares with Steve now, etc etc, anyways.

Bucky is alive and Bucky is... a Grade A Beefcake. Steve’s sad jerking off becomes guilty jerking off, but it’s more than that, because now Bucky is constantly around and he’s wearing sweatpants that ride too low on his hips and Bucky likes wifebeater tanks and Steve’s horny level has been turned up to eleven (11).

Steve is only sneaky and quiet when he’s on the battlefield.

Steve is neither sneaky nor quiet when he is experimenting with fingerfucking himself in the shower.

Bucky is a good listener—especially when people are actively saying his name out loud. 

(Steve showers, and Bucky listens.)

(Bucky also finds a new, unfamiliar razor in said shower. A smattering of little black dark blond curlies clings to it. Bucky thinks about Steve shaving himself smooth and testing the new grounds with the tips of his own fingers and biting his lips until they’re as red as his cheeks and Bucky fucks his own fist and paints the shower wall.)

Steve shops online for dildos on his tablet, but he can never bring himself to check out his shopping cart, too much internalized shame, too scared someone will find out.

Steve has considered exploring phallic objects that do not come from adam and eve dot com, but 1) zucchinis do not have a flared base, and Steve thinks safety is Very Important and would literally have to off himself if Bucky had to drive him to the ER because he got a squash stuck in his rectum, and 2) Steve grew up in the Depression. Steve does not waste food.

So Steve shameshops for dildos online, buys zero (0) dildos.

Steve is bad at browser security. 

Steve and Bucky share a tablet.

Bucky checks out the shopping cart.

A package arrives one day from a nondescript sender, and it is addressed to Steve’s attention. Bucky picks it up and takes it into the kitchen.

“Package for you, Stevie.”

“Oh? Okay, um. Don’t remember ordering anything...”

“Open it then. Find out.”

“Uh, yeah. Okay.”

(Bucky files it away in his mind to scold Steve later—ten spanks should do it—for being an idiot who opens strange packages just because big, beefy soldiers hand them to him)

“Whatcha got there, Stevie?”

“It’s... um... I don’t think they had the right—”

“Show me.”

“... No.”

“What? Why?”

“It’s not mine.”

“What’s not yours?”

“This. All of it. I think someone played a prank on me.”

“Just show me, Steve.”

“I. I don’t want to.”

“Are you really saying that everything in that box—whatever it is—is totally unfamiliar to you? You’ve never seen it before?”

“...Yes.”

“...”

“That is what I am saying.”

“...”

“...”

“Steve?”

“... Yeah, Buck?”

“Do you want to take me up to your bedroom and show off what the mailman brought you?”

***

(It’s dildos.)

(The mailman brought dildos.)

[x]

[scaredysap]

oh sure, so now swapping uncles is a plot point in DMBJ. sure, why not.

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[mendedflowers-blog]

Dear future me; Dear past me

Dear Future Me,

   I'm not exactly sure how you would be like but I wholeheartedly hope that there is happiness along that road. That there is light throughout every challenge, every heart ache, every sadness that we all must go through. Right now, I'm trying my best as, not only a person that serves to protect those close to me, but as a human being residing in this Earth and finding my own purpose to reach for the future that I desire to accomplish. The only thing that I hope to see in the future that I am in is one thing: Peace.

Dear Past Me,

   I feel like there are many things that you have done back then that I should regret, however, I have learned along the way that regrets are something that pulls one further from the future and of comprehending what life truly means. I knew that you had committed myriads of mistakes to your family, to your teammates, to your friends, to the one you love — and to yourself. On the other hand, without those errors, you can never learn from them.

    Though it may have been difficult and you feel as if there is nothing but null and void, remember this little advice: You will get through it. And when you do, you will find that these experiences will shape you to a much better person and that you will find the sheer understanding about life and about the bonds you make between those that deserve it.

   You are and were never weak.

   I may say this now with confidence but I am still developing and working on it. I do want to say that I will never feel wrongly about my past-self because without it, I would not be the person today.

   As they say — learn from the embrace, embrace the present, and look forward to the future.

Always,Sakura Haruno 

[rubyy-everett]

Um.. you do realize that Barty went to jail in the 1980's/ 1981 at least try and stick to cannon

The 1982 Azkaban escape occurred shortly after Barty Crouch Jr,Bellatrix, Rodolphus, and Rabastan Lestrange were sentenced to life imprisonment for the torture and permanent incapacitation of the Aurors Frank and Alice Longbottom. At the trial, Bartemius Crouch Sr., Barty’s father, was one of the judges. Barty begged his father to set him free, but Crouch Sr. felt betrayed by his son and thought he deserved to be punished and imprisoned. He gave his son a life term in Azkaban.

However, Barty’s mother, already dying at the time, persuaded her husband to use Polyjuice Potion to switch her for their son, in case any of the prisoners were watching through their cells. The Dementors, being blind, could not tell the difference. They only recognised a healthy person and a dying person (Barty Sr. and his wife) entering the fortress, and a healthy person and a dying person (Barty Sr. and his son) leaving. Mrs. Crouch, disguised as Barty, died a few days later and was buried outside the fortress still bearing her son’s appearance.[1]

This was the first known escape in the history of Azkaban, though it was not known to the public until thirteen years later. Once his escape was exposed and he was recaptured, he suffered the Dementor’s Kiss in 1996

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[princess-of-the-corner]

AskHC: what would yall genuinly do if elon and audrey got into a fight and were teying to kill each other

Like genuinly, what would yall do?

Honeybee: "Make popcorn."

Pegasus: "Pull out the betting board."

Talon: "I hate that I'd bet on Audrey to win but lesser of two evils and all that."

Ladybug: "Keep an eye out for butterflies."

[princess-of-the-corner]

AskHC: yall ever see something bad happen, and you want to help but just feel numb

You dont know what to do?

Ladybug: "No matter what,you can't lose hope."

Chat: "We're all here together, even in the worst of times."

Rena: "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good people do nothing."

Carapace: "We have to protect each other."

Honeybee: "We must continue to fight and resist."

Arashi: "This is not over until the last of us falls, and even those who fall will go out fighting."

Petite Souris: "There's always something you can do, no matter how insignificant you may feel.

Tigress: "As invisible as you feel, you always have a voice."

Viperion: "There's always another chance."

Bunnyx: "It's two steps forward, one step back. Always was and always will be, but it's progress."

Pigella: "It may seem silly to enjoy small comforts, but it is never silly to have joy!"

Capricorn: "If you need to step away, that's okay too. Make something. A good drink, art to vent, something."

Falun Feather: "We will outlive them!"

Pegasus: "Focus on the good news as well. There are many progressive accomplishments being made, and it's a disservice to ignore them."

Wolfhound: "It's okay to be scared and not know what's going to happen, but learning and doing better next time is crucial!"

Roi Singe: "Hope is a weapon so get out there and start swinging!"

Minotaurox: "While you should keep an eye on things, don't get lost in the negativity."

Talon: "Be brave, my friends. Be truly brave."

[princess-of-the-corner]

askHC: hey talon, how do you feel about girls who can stretch, like elasticgirl and mr fantastic, along with be able to swim in lava, but feels cold at 100 degrees farenheight, thats colored purple and has markings and maybe a tail?

Talon: "Sounds like my kind of girl!"

[princess-of-the-corner]

askHC: *throws to omnitrix to honeybee* go wild

Honeybee: "Oh the debate between using this for chaos or avoiding the irreparable damage it'll do to my DNA."

Ladybug: "That.... sounds like something we should be concerned about?"

There's a pause from everyone.

Several people attempt to tackle Honeybee, but she dodges. Slapping the device on and sprinting out of the room

[princess-of-the-corner]

askHC: i just ate an akuma, what's gonna happen to me?

Honeybee: "Eh worst is a stomachache because that doesn't taste good.:

Ladybug: "..... How do you know that?"

[princess-of-the-corner]

AskHC: hey chat, do you know how to open doors?

Chat: "....... Most doors."

Rena: "Yeah automatic ones tend to give you trouble, huh?"

[princess-of-the-corner]

askHC: which of you tends to stay up til 6am before going to bed?

Carapace: "What even is a sleep schedule anymore?"

More than half the team: "I was supposed to have a sleep schedule in the first place?"

[princess-of-the-corner]

askHC: y'all are popped into minecraft with 3 lifes each, but, you each have a soulmate who you share a healthbar with(if they take damage, youtake dammage, if you heal, they heal, and vice versa)

these arew the soulmates

talon and ladybug

tigress and pigella

chat noir and arashi

bunnyx and roi singe

capricorn and petite souris

carapace and pegasus

viperion and wolf hound

falun feather and honeybee

rena rouge and minotaurox

how do y'all deal?

Ladybug: "I think we could make an... inventive team."

Talon: "I mean hopefully with your skills we don't immediately die as I try to catch every mob in a zoo."

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Pigella: "We are building a garden treehouse!!"

Tigress: "And putting our beds next to each other."

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Arashi: "Once we get swords we will be unstoppable."

Chat: "Of course our quest is not violence, but to tame every cat variant."

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Roi Singe: "I think we should stick with Ladybug and Talon."

Bunnyx: ".... Because you value their skillset and not because you want to help Talon fight mobs, right?"

Roi Singe: "......:

Bunnyx: "BECAUSE YOU VALUE THEIR SKILLSET, RIGHT???"

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Petite Souris: "Hiding in a hole and waiting it out."

Capricorn: "Huh that's my exact strategy for 'if I end up in the Hunger Games."

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Pegasus: "How do you feel about redstone traps?"

Carapace: "Kill traps or literally 'trap this person in a cube' traps?"

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Wolfhound: "I have a feeling we're going to be low-key forgotten about until the finale."

Viperion: "Most likely. But we can make a cute house in the meantime."

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Honeybee: "Okay so a first strike then?"

Falun Feather, nodding: "Blindside them."

Honeybee: "YES!"

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Rena: "You do the mining, I do the building?"

Minotaurox: "Seems fair."

[princess-of-the-corner]

askHC:

why is adrien aggrest in a cage in the sky?

Ladybug: "....... God these photoshoots are getting out of hand."