hey boy are you akfnajejfjdmwn because me too i love men
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missin charlie rn, who wants to chat
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22, 39, and 62
22: Do you/would you use sex toys?
yes and yes 🥸 need more tho
39: Favorite foreplay activities:
anything before clothes come off. it's so hot to me idk, the thrill of what ~might~ happen next. touching knees, a hand drifting downwards, etc
62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?
yes tehe
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Meeting the phone man (he’s technically breaking in after hours.) ((Jack thought he was dead))
Jack : So, yer tellin’ me that the factory ‘randomly caught fire’ ‘n you miraculously found my Freddy’s location.
Dave : …. Yep.
Jack : Bullshit.
Dave:okok-
Dave n jack : I burnt it down/you burnt it down.
Jack : right. I’m feeling nice, so instead of calling the police I’m going to offer you a job here. (Tape you said I needed a phoney anyway)
Dave : Really?!1?!!1?? (Thank god)
Jack : Yeah don’t let me down, Miller. (Don’t thank god, thank me.)
Dave : I won’t! (umm.)
Asks are now officially open for these two
THIS TOOK HOURS AAAAAAA
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Good news! ( ˘ω˘ )
That’s right, because I’m now opening asks from my online besties, and will be open everyday! :3
Also, here’s a simple art status:
Requests: never
Free art trades: open
Commissions: never
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“what does it matter if I’m actively getting sued???? I’m whimsical and the RESIDENTS.LIKE.ME”
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💣 ➣⠀❀⠀⋯⠀so your the new girl ? (⭒ ˘˘)
➣⠀❀⠀⋯⠀valerie (⭒ ˘˘)
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posting another open call 4 entertainment i am bored
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main accounts @a-buncha-bad-ideas !
ur also free 2 ask me or any of my guys/au fellas stuff if u wanna 👍
au pronoun info just bc
Leshy - He/It
Shamura - They/It (Uses terms like “mom/etc”)
Kallamar - He/It
Heket - She/It
Phanes - It/They
Murmur - It/They
Asterion - He/It/They
Malphas - They/It/He/She
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Can you follow me ? I want to be mutuals with you. And have a just little fun
umm i followed who i think this is
lol if i didnt, send an ask w ur user (i wont post it)
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iso tips on: not feeling so overwhelmed, like, all the time
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Can you tell me what’s out of place~💕 🤭?
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this is like a year old from an old account but i hope you like it :)
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maybe Hoody/Brian reading a book?
I go back to school tomorrow morning and I'm losing my mind
my hot take of the day is that brian would like the catcher in the rye
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