#asktheteamofscientists

[afterbxrner]

((shoutout to marce @internmarce for having the same recognizable url and blog for literal years. i remember interacting w her when she was angryinternmarce back on asktheteamofscientists literally when i was a sophomore in high school. now im a freshman in colelge. and i took a gap year.))

[wasteland-sniper-blog]

slurred words (ray)

Send “slurred words” to hear my muse describe yours whilst ridiculously drunk.

“ORRIGHT.

 Le-lemme tell ya *hic* ‘bout this lil…lil fucker right ‘ere. Ray. First’a all,…*hic* ‘e could kick my ass with ‘is fuckin’ hands tied…an’…look really fuckin’ hot while doin’ it.

 An’…an’ ‘e’s got lots’a…tattoos an’ shit, too. So ya know ‘e ain’ scared’a gettin’ hurt. An’…’e ain’ scared’a YOU either.”

 *hic* An’…an’ I fuckin’ love ‘im, orright? ‘m gay as hell fer this lil bastard. 

Fight me.” 

[nsfwlos-blog]

Ray leans on Carlos, sighing quietly. "Hey, uh, are you, like... Do you wanna fuck? I mean, I've been horny as fuck all goddamn day."

Carlos choked, looking up at Ray. "Um, that's um. A bit , um blunt. Um." He cleared his throat, closing his laptop and setting it on the table. "B u t. Since you asked."

[alexrenaudofnightvale-blog]

butt symbol thing, for sam asktheteamofscientists

[txt] hi I don't think I know you 

[askdesertbluffs]

asktheteamofscientists replied to your post:

cute!!

[ thank! u wu ]

[ask-doctor-brandon]

You thought he loved you? That's cute, Brandon, but honestly you're kind of unlovable at this point. Maybe it could have worked but I'm pretty sure you've fucked that up for good.

...Please leave me alone. 

[wasteland-sniper-blog]

21 Guns - Green Day

[windguardian]

Hey, Penny wants you to leave him alone. Respect vois boundaries, and leave void alone! (Matt)

Noo... really? YA THINK?! And I wasn't trying to make him love me again, dumbass. I've gotten that memo.

[stayawayfromjazznliquor]

asktheteamofscientists liked your post:you think anemoneone would mind if this suddenly...

ay i sea u pikin a bunch of my coasts but i dont remember seain you follow me in case i missed you have a belated whalecome to the blog

[narcisseae]

♒ [matt] (WHY NOT?)

Send a ♒ and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours!

You're cute when you're mad.

[ask-doctor-brandon]

Yeah. I can't believe it took you this long to figure out he's not coming back. He's most certainly over you and everyone would be better off if you just took the fentanyl. Isn't that what they put dogs to sleep with? Fitting.

...I was unaware that he... I thought he just. Left so he could feel safe and he still.

[windguardian]

((Dear Anon who spilled about Ven's hate-crush))

((Nose out! Matt does NOT need to know that! He has too much stuff to worry about!))

[narcisseae]

(txt) science experiment: if i set a bunch of chemicals on fire will it end badly

[txt:] which chemicals

[txt:] probably

[txt:] don't do that

[ask-doctor-brandon]

You should do it. You know Samuel described being with you as living in a horror novel.

...he what?