#asmodeus doesnt have a tag but

[kits-ships]

✨️✨️✨️! Give us the deets! (CrypticCupid)

:0 !! three facts for three sparkles!!

✨️seraphina plays the violin! her oldest one is a few centuries old, and her newest one is a modern, baby blue one! she's also interested in playing the viola one day <3

✨️ ill give a few for asmodeus since i dont really talk about him! he's 6'3, smells very strongly of cigarettes, and his animal is either a jackal or a crocodile!

✨️ baphomet is one of the only celestial entities in modern times that still visits places of worship dedicated to them. they like when humans leave gemstones, dark, red wines, and athames as offerings

[every-asmodeus]

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[orcelito]

Tally has decided that her job is Professional Plant Killer, so I have moved all my plants to the window in my room. Aka where I can supervise her and make sure she's not going to rip any OTHER plants out of socket

Decision made after i found the fourth plant she ripped up. Allister Junior aka my dick cactus was ripped in a way that he just Died, but 3 of them i was able to put back into the pot. Merrill (pictured on the right) is doing Just fine. Babybell and Linkle r the little ones sandwiched between all the big ones (for their own protection) and they're kinda struggling but I'm hoping for the best.

Tiki, the other small one, is just like. "Fuck you"

[obeymehasinfluncedmythoughts]

Annoying Things the Brothers (Absolutely) Do.

I decided to get on the boys instead. It's a lot more fun considering my circumstances. I'm not going to tag this a ton because it's more joking, but I had fun writing it.

Also I'm weighing the pros and cons of starting another blog for twisted wonderland AH.hH

Lucifer

Is on top of making sure everyone cleans up their rooms, but will leave coffee mugs all over his office.

He leaves threatening sticky notes everywhere. It's like littering.

(^ You've seen at least ten on the fridge alone telling Beel what he can't eat. They aren't very effective)

Uses hand towels to wash his face.

Likes to put your stuff away in places you'll need him to find. He's a menace.

Breaks shit all the time. So many pencils have been broken because this demon got slightly angry at Mammon.

Mammon

Master of never cleaning up after himself.

Never replaces the toilet paper roll.

Definitely puts his dirty laundry in your laundry bin so he doesn't have to wash it.

Spills nail polish everywhere when he does his nails and never cleans it up correctly. There's smeared colors all over the house now.

Puts his hands on clean glass because he doesn't care.

DOESNT CLEAN OUT THE MICROWAVE WHEN HE MAKES A MESS.

Leviathan

Never puts his dirty dishes in the proper place.

Leaves cabinets open in the kitchen, but only when he has his headphones on and is distracted.

Also leaves his shampoo open so when it's inevitably knocked over, it spills everywhere.

(Unless, of course, it's limited edition. Otherwise he doesn't really think twice about possible waste)

Definitely the type to leave the toilet seat up, then forget about it, and fall in. Not so much annoying to experience as it is to listen to.

Satan

Literally looses books all the time.

(He tends to take things with the intention of "needing it" for something, and over time it just builds, and builds, and that's why his room is a messy, unorganized library now)

If you have an interest that Lucifer even remotely likes, Satan is going to have something to say.

Maybe it's not even a comment about your hobby, but he can't let the opportunity to degrade his oldest brother get by.

Steals your blankets like Mammon steals valuables.

Asmodeus

Probably the most annoying tbh

Uses up all the hot water

Can and will keep you from class just to redo your makeup/hair because he's that bratty.

He won't ever make his own food, he'll just sigh until you do it for him.

Asmo complains about the toilet seat being up more then it actually is.

Asmo complains about most things and refuses to make changes to fix them, honestly.

Also he's always stealing shit from the common areas?? Like suddenly he'll just decide he wants a picture frame and takes it??

Idk he's not my brother.

Beelzebub

Doesn't pick his weights up half the time so you often stub your toe on them.

Leaves towels on the floor after he showers.

Only uses hand washable water bottles and tends to let them pile up before taking care of them.

Leaves dirty shirts everywhere?? Which seeing Beel shirtless isn't exactly a curse but you'd rather not deal with the dirty laundry.

When he sleeps he takes up as much space as possible so you often get pushed out of bed.

Thankfully Belphie is right there but damn is Beel's unconscious shove harsh.

Belphegor

Falls asleep in the shower so much that you've often stumbled upon naked Belphie passed out in the corner whilst going about your day.

Also he just sometimes chokes when he's eating? And doesn't try to fix it?? Like you'll be telling him to do things and he chooses to suffer.

("Belphie let me help!" "No" *cue choking noises*)

Vandalizes all Lucifers stupid sticky notes.

Often wakes up and just chooses violence.

[diavolosthots]

Here's a scenario. Male mc is on a blind date but it's going bad, so he secretly texts the brothers to crash the date.

I'm taking a break from mammon's birthday stuff for this because wow I put way too much on my plate fml. That demon is gonna be the death of me

Warning: like a couple mentions of violence and cannibalism

THE BROTHERS saving M!MC from a bad date

Lucifer:

He already didnt like you going out with any random demon as it is and he made sure to have his DDD by his side just in case you called. A text sufficed too, though, and he was quick to show up. A tall statue with his arms crossed standing behind you as he glared daggers into that demon. Lucky for him, you, and everyone else involved, that was all it took and you were saved.

"Let's go home."

Mammon:

Bold of you to assume Mammon wasn't already at the date too, you just didnt see him yet. The minute he got that text, he wasnt above crashing the party and waltzing up to you, picking that demon up and quite literally throwing them before grabbing you. It was a silent deed, but a silent Mammon is a deadly mammon.

Leviathan:

Much like his brother, he probably also kept tabs on you and tagged along. Who do they think they are messing with you? Daring to ask you out on a date?! Really Levi is about to release the sea monster if said demon doesn't leave. Actually, you know what? Lets release it anyway because they need to be taught a lesson.

"He's mine!"

Satan:

Lmao he's salty okay. First of all, you said yes to that date so hes salty by default, but then you called on him to safe you? Pathetic. Just how he likes it. So yeah he'll swing by and drop a couple of punches, maybe twist a few organs, who knows. But you best apologize for leaving him in the first place.

"It's your fault for saying yes, but i also had a lot of fun. "

Asmodeus:

He probably was on a date too so perfect timing! This is where he sweeps in to safe and you kiss him and then fuck until morning ride into the sunset together. Perfect hero moment. Except that it wasnt perfect or pretty and Asmo mightve gone a little too far. He couldve just taken you away but Satan mustve rubbed off on him.

"Whoops~ sorry about the mess."

Beelzebub:

Say no more, Beelzebub has got you covered. You said unwanted attention? A creepy demon? Someone made you uncomfortable? Point them out and they'll be gone. Literally. Theyre currently dissolving in his stomach acid, because he has eaten them. Doesnt even feel bad about it and neither should you ~

"Thanks for Dinner, MC!"

Belphegor:

He will come to your rescue, albeit groggily so. It's kind of bothersome to have you call for him, but he will still come and just plop himself into your lap. Maybe he'll grind a little but its mainly a heated make out session thats sure to have that other person leaving. And then? Then you need to pay up because he didn't come here for nothing.

"Next time just kill them."

[storysofmyown]

Single father Lucifer AU

So, this is an idea for a au that i had a while ago, i don’t know if anyone has done anything similar but if they had please tell me so i can go read it! Also, this is just going to be a list of headcanons in no particular order so...enjoy!

Note: Posting this again because tumblr hates me and it doesnt appear in the obey me tag -_-

Three words

ELDEST BROTHER MAMMON!!!

Just, imagine kiddie Mammon, around 11 years old or so taking care of the youngest kids. He used to feed Beel when he still couldnt even hold his bottle.

The poor boy got bitten so many times when Beel had teeth because he didnt have the patience

“DAAAD! Beel bit me again! Im never going to feed him ever again!” Cue to a pouty Mammon four year old Mammon.

Five seconds later you can see him playing with Beel in the floor cuz he cant stay mad with his cute younger brothers

Kiddie Asmodeus has a collection of nail polishes that Lucifer and his Uncle Simeon and cousin Luke have gifted him! he had every color of the rainbow!

You can find him painting everyone’s nails in the little makeup table for kids that Diavolo (Daddy’s boss...and maybe more  👀) gifted him in his birthday

Also, he has the biggest collection of bows and hair clips you can imagine...seriously how can one kid have so many bows?! Has he even worm them all?! (The answer is no)

And given how many bows and hair clips he has, his brothers end up wearing them sometimes, and even Lucifer at times. Belphie has a purple one he uses after waking up from a nap, Satan has a green one Asmo lend him one time that his hair was getting in the way while making homework and so does Leviathan! His is orange and has a little stone in it!

Lucifer once was doing paperwork and his hair was bothering him, so Asmodeus, as the good son he is, gave his dear old dad one!. Poor Lucifer was so tired he fell asleep with it right after he finished his paperwork, and a couple hours later he went to work with the hair clip still on!

Diavolo teased poor Lucifer so much he almost got mad at the kid for making him “make a fool of himself at work”...almost. The moment Lucifer stepped back inside the house, Asmodeus happy squeal because “Dad wore the hair clip at work!” made him smile at him. From then on, Lucifer wore the hair clip more often.

Beel...listen here, Beel was a chubby kid up until puberty. After he hit puberty he hit the gym and he got BIG. Teen Beel can carry all of his brothers and even Lucifer if he really tries.

Also, even as a kid Beel was really tall and strong, so if any kid ever bullied any of his brother he was going to defend them with all he had! Big brother Mammon also defended his little brothers...he himself got into trouble a couple times because he beat up a kid that was making fun of one of his brothers.

As for Lucifer...oh is this man tired! How is he not passed out the moment he gets home?! (The answer is his children :v) But...he loves them all the sane! Thats why he took the new job at Diavolos side...the fact that his boss was hot as well was just an added bonus ;3

So, uh yeah...i dont know if i will make a proper fic for it but yeah...maybe ill make a second part of the headcanons but who knows, i just hope y’all liked it! And apologies for being away, my inspiration has been bleh lately :(

(Also, if someone else had made a fic or something with this please link me to their page/account, blog so i can proper credit them!)

[thirsthourdemon]

Tea party headcanon

Includes: All obey me characters except solomon, and barbatos

Genre: Fluff

Tags: Fluff, Tea party theme, Pink Pastry and Pekoe Parlour! Au, general

A/N: This is a celebration cause I happen to like my new formatting. If anyone wants to be added to the taglist then just send in an ask please!

||Lucifer

-He’s actually the one that invites you and the brothers to the tea party.

-Makes sure everyone is at least properly dressed

-A mother of 7 children cause that includes you 😌

-Hates it here the moment levi said he’d wear something from some anime about a ‘demon’ butler, mammon saying that he did NOT steal the precious fine china set and beel having that look on his face that says “If I dont eat everything on the damn table, Im eating everyone else.”

-Either drink pure black coffee or chamomile

-if He drinks an ocean of chamomile but no amount of ‘calming’ tea can help save this poor stressed demon who just thought he could finally get a small break and have a lovely afternoon tea with diavolo.

-I wont be surprised if he’s even payed 200,000 grim worth of damage on the place due to his whole family

-Satan thought it was a good idea to exchange salt with sugar but he avoided this cause he...he looked into satan’s eyes while he drank his bitter black coffee with no sugar or cream.

||Mammon

-Gold laced bone china that costs about 500 grim a cup? Sold.

-He didn’t want to go but apparently he saw something that had caught his eye ❤️

-He was always invited to be the man servant at the witches’ tea parties so he kinda thought it was boring

-Did not realize how much he liked fruit teas until he came here

-Did not bother to even wear anything fancy as requested😤

-Probably tried stealing some stuff 😔

-He is on his 3rd cup of fruit tea and the orange chiffon cake but STILL denies that he liked being there.

-Chiffon cake is his thing but he will never admit that so instead he goes for regular old bread

-Defensive over paying the bill but he gives in a bit cause lucifer had to pay for the fucking stuff he stole 😤

-Was fucked with cause diavolo was actually paying and not them

||Leviathan

-Im sorry...sebastian michaelis who? I only know levi in a stuffy butler suit

-Speak like he’s talking to his masters but still trash talks mammon

-“I thumb my nose to you, unrefined scum.”

-For some reason...I cannot stress this enough...He loves...Lolita tea parties.

-Probably a Lizzie fan from Black buttler

-He strikes me as the type to drink matcha or a classic earl grey for the aesthetic but drinks bladderwack tea due to how common it is when he was at sea

-he drinks his tea in a typical lolita designed porcelain tea cup and is charmed by it so he takes 50 photos of the set for his live journalng blog.

||Satan

-A refined gentleman who wore appropriate clothing and brought a book

-He brought a little sacket or his own spice

-He usually drinks chamomile to calm down but occassionally drinks lattes but this time since it was a tea party he settled on...wait for it...

-Ethiopian spiced tea! More specifically Cardamom milk tea in the hottest temprature it can handle

-Him and asmo like their teas hot

-Satan makes me think that he goes for finger sandwiches instead of cakes or pastries.

-Has a book with him and actually his books have tea leaves in them as well because he likes the book smell with the Lapsang Souchung tea

-The ideal guest until he tried to play a prank on lucifer

||Asmodeus

-would you believe me if I told you he walked in there wearing slim dark slacks, creamy white silked dress shirt and a pastel plum ribbon tie that makes me drool?

-OF COURSE YOU WOULD IT’S ASMO 😤

-He looks gorgeous and he knows it! And every waiter/guest there is trying to get his number! 🥺

-I can see him originally drinking assam tea but he switches between that and a very specific order of butterfly pea flower tea with 1 cube of white sugar, 1 mint leaf within a minimalistic see-through tea set

-definetely a fan of berliner or a good chilled charlotte

-Indulges in conversations with simeon, solomon, barbatos and luke like the classy boys they are

-Drinking their tea like that, gossipping like mid 19th century wives in england

-probably laughs at the more energetic people

-Has the other guests at the parlour just senting him in something sweet only for their hearts to be crushed as asmo hands the sweet gifts to his sweet beloved younger brother

||Beelzebub

-You know why he’s here

-Asmo’s personal pastry trash can

-Hungry baby is eating a whole cake by himself ❤️

-Living the dream on his 4th cake btw

-Likes Cannoli sicillianis and Chou à la crème A.K.A profiterole or french cream puffs! He likes custard inside it

-He’s not very picky on his food but he does refuse to drink matcha tea without milk

-The type to be drinking something like dandelion root tea or peppermint tea

-This is the reason he can eat food faster. Please stop him. Please.

-Surprisingly even though he doesnt like matche he keeps green tea so he can gives some to belphie to help keep him awake.

-He tries to wear something nice so...Hahahaha Enjoy beel in a thick dark blue sweater

-He cant contain his cute little hair 🥺

-Uses a tea cup the same size as a mug and a dinner plate instead of a dessert plate

-Gets destracted by the pretty flowers and thinks of lilith ✨

||Belphegor

-Im sorry...Private booth with a couch please?

-He likes nuts cause they make up for his lack of serotonin and plus sleepy

-His tea is either chamomile to calm him or something like green tea to wake him up

-Only drinks green tea that beel gives cause beel knows exactly what to wake belphie up with

-He’s old fashioned he likes his tea in a some porcelain or clay though a preference is not a requirment

-Sleepy boy like private booths and resting himself on beel who’s just munching away but when he’s awake he does join the mid 19th century wives group

-Talks shit about most of the brother, except beel cause beel though a demon is still angelic.

-Has a great time there cause he’s reminded of when him and his twins were playing tea parties

-Does not dress for the occassion cause who gives a fuck

-Has told stories or at least recalled the times that lilith has made them pretend there was tea in the cup while they tried to point out that there was in fact none

||Simeon

-Polite boy that helps set up some of the servers and praises them

-ASSAM TEA YOU CANT CONVINCE ME ON THIS. He loves the taste honestly and he thinks he likes it so much more when there’s milk with it. Likes 1 cube of sugar on it and likes it bit more on the hotter side.

-Another one who enjoys sandwiches more than pastries though please dont tell luke.

-Likes the tea party so much that he wants to host one with luke so they can invite micheal and the other angels.

-Wears something nice but still a bit more appropriate.

-Probably the next host for the tea party

-does not shit talk or gossip bad stuff be he likes to join the conversations

-Adores watching luke pick flowers at the indoor garden

||Luke

-He is such a grateful person that he also brings his own sugar cookies ❤️

-He likes scones!!!! he likes em with lots of cream and blueberries

-The type to drink some sweet tea however he swears by candyleaf as the ultimate drink for him. If there’s no candy leaf though he can always go for fruit teas and something that kicks like orange blossom sponge cakes 🥺

-Dont look at me like he wouldnt play with the flowers and explore the indoor gardens while simeon calls him and he’s already back with sweet butterflies crowding him like the most adorable angel ever

-Joins the adult table cause...h-he’s...he’s old enough 🥺👉👈 (It’s really cause simeon needs to take care of him)

-He might not like devildom but he can say that the ambiance in that place wasnt absolutely breathtaking

-Wants to recreate the sweets here as well

||Diavolo

-The host of the party and is currently tending to everyone in conversation

-He thinks he should do these more often due to how successful they are in bringing everyone together

-Brought barbatos cause only barbatos can make his special tea since the ingridients are rare to fine

-His tea? Bolivia black✨his tastes are complex yes I know

-goes on board with orange food and dark chocolate. He is so exquisite, bro. An orange-scented short bread with finely tempered dark chocolate is the best thing he pairs with that black tea.

-Has a grand time trying to give luci some of his sweet shortbread but ultimately the other demon refuses 😔

-Just fucking say yes, luci. Stop being a pussy already

Taglist: @yamaguchi-stan (Special thanks to her for my knowledge in this stuff),

[ao3feed-malec]

The 'Perfect Person'?

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2uPXntO

by igonecrazy

Magnus has had a hard time telling his protective father he might be dating someone. Meanwhile, Asmodeus has found the 'perfect person' for his son and he want him to show up at his party never mind that he may, currently, be dating someone. It will all work out in the end.

Words: 3530, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Shadowhunters (TV)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Magnus Bane, Alec Lightwood, Asmodeus, Ragnor Fell

Relationships: Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood, Asmodeus & Magnus Bane

Additional Tags: Good Parent Asmodeus (Shadowhunter Chronicles), Magnus Bane Deserves Nice Things, Fluff and Crack, Poor Magnus, He Doesn't Know What To Do, asmodeus is a loving and supportive father like magnus deserves, do not hurt his only son or you'll regret it, Alec Lightwood Loves Magnus Bane, little bit of make out otherwise this doesnt have smut

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2uPXntO

[the--blackdahlia]

This Life Chapter 13

Title: This Life Chapter 13

Summary: Dean Winchester is the Vice President of the motorcycle club The Hunters. After almost 7 years in prison, he's free. But things have changed and Dean has to figure out how to put things back together.

Warnings: Language, violence, character death

AN: Thank you to the lovely @sams-serialkiller-fetish ! The song for this chapter is You Could Be Mine by Guns n’ Roses. And I know Dagon is one of the princes of hell and not Alastair, but the Horsemen are an old fashion group and don’t let women into the club.

Arizona

“Fuck!” Ramiel called out as Abbadon dapped at his wounds with peroxide.

“Quit your whining.” She said, blowing a red curl out of her face. “The less you wiggle around, the faster I can get this done.”

“Those fuckers are dead!” Ramiel called out to the others sitting away from him. “They made me scratch up my bike.”

“Do you think there’s a new relationship brewing between those asshole hunters and that club that shot out Ramiel’s tires?” Alastair asked, taking a beer from Dagon. “Thanks love.”

“I say yes.” Asmodeus said, his feet up on the table as he polished an old pocket watch. His good luck charm. “Why the fuck else would those two be out here?”

“Looking for Sammy.” Azazel said. “And, if they’ve found him, we can find him.”

“And get back at the Hunters.” Lilith added as she rubbed Azazel’s shoulder.

“I don’t care what we do,” Ramiel sucked down the whiskey that was offered to him. “Those fucking Hunters are going to die. All of them. Starting with Dean Winchester.” That’s when the door opened and someone walked in.

“Am I late?” A voice asked.

“Gordon. So good of you to finally join us.” Asmodeus said, looking at his watch before snapping it shut.

“I had to lay low for a little bit. Things are getting a little heated over in Texas.” Gordon explained taking a seat. “I have information that little Sammy is in fact in that new club in California. I’ve heard some whispers.”

“Whispers aren’t good enough.” Azazel said. “We need proof.”

“I can get you proof.” Gordon said. “But I have this that you might be interested in.” He handed over a slightly blurry image that had been printed off at a library. Gordon had been doing some recon on the new club.

And his findings really did interest the princes.

“He’s alive.” Azazel said, passing around the image to everyone. “That bastard is still alive.”

“You know what they say. It’s hard to kill a cockroach.” Abbadon said, seeing the image of John Winchester.

“Then I guess we need to squish him properly.” Ramiel said. “Gather the other members. I think we need to head to California.”

****

California

Dean was passed out on the couch, drool drying on his cheek. Benny had made himself comfy on the floor. The two Hunters didn’t want to go back to their room for the night. They had stayed up talking with John most of the night. Andy had come home early in the morning to John, Dean, and Benny laughing. He didn’t stay to talk to them. Instead, he went upstairs to talk to Sam about the night at the bar and how Meg broke some guy’s nose.

But when Dean woke up in the morning, Sam wasn’t there. Andy was snoring away and John was in the kitchen making coffee. Dean shuffled into the kitchen, stepping over Benny and rubbing his eyes.

“Morning.” John said, pouring some coffee into a cup. “Want some?” Dean nodded. John slid him the cup he had just poured and made himself a new cup.

“When does Sam get up?” Dean asked. John looked at the clock on the stove.

“He should’ve actually already left by now.” John said. Dean choked a little on his coffee. “You okay?”

“Where’s he going?” Dean asked.

“Business.” John said. “He’s really good at this. I wish we could’ve convinced him to stay in the Hunters instead of going to college.” Dean just nodded and sipped on his coffee. “If you’re not going back to Texas right away, I thought that maybe Andy could show you guys around. Maybe you’d like to hang out at the bar.”

“I’ve always wanted to be a bartender.” Dean laughed.

“I’m taking the day off. Damn back is acting up.” John groaned. “But Andy would be happy to have you and Benny around. Especially if we’re going to make a partnership.” Dean nodded. They had talked about it the night before. Dean and Benny were going to have to go back to Texas, and they were going to have to tell the others that John was still alive. But John wanted to stay where he was with the Wayward Sons. He didn’t want to take the reins of the Hunters again.

Benny and Andy came in a little bit later as John and Dean were talking. John nodded at the two of them.

“Morning.” Benny grumbled, going to the coffee pot that still had a little bit left in it.

“Andy, I want you to take Dean and Benny with you to the bar today.” John said. “My back is acting up, so I’m staying home. But I want you to show off to them.”

“Yeah, sure.” Andy said. “I bet Ruby and Meg will love having them around.” John chuckled some.

“We gotta go back to our motel room and change.” Benny said. “I ain’t going near them girls again with the same clothes on.”

“Doesn’t matter. They still have to look at your face.” Dean joked, rinsing out his cup. “Drink up and we’ll head out. I’ve gotta take a piss.” Benny nodded as Dean left.

Fifteen minutes later, Dean and Benny headed back to their motel to clean up and change before they headed to the bar to meet Andy. A bar, Dean’s happy place. Someday he would leave the club and start his own bar. He sometimes wished that’s what John and Bobby had started instead of an auto shop.

****

John enjoyed the house to himself for a couple hours before Sam came home. He had been working a deal for John. He was learning how to be a great negotiator. John was really proud of him, even if he never said anything.

“Hey dad.” Sam said. “Things went good.”

“Fantastic.” John said.

“Where’s Dean?” Sam asked, going to the fridge looking for something to eat.

“Benny and him went to the bar with Andy.” John explained. Sam let the fridge door slam and he flopped down in the living room.

“As good as it is to see him, can he go back already?” Sam asked. John sighed.

“They’ll get bored and head back soon.” John said, looking at the magazine he grabbed off the floor. Sam nodded and let his eyes close.

That’s when the front door burst open and three guys ran in. John and Sam barely had time to react before bullets were flying. Sam cried out as a bullet hit his arm. John grabbed his gun that was laying on the coffee table and fired, hitting one of the guys. But someone came in through the backdoor and pointed his gun right at John’s head.

“Howdy Johnny boy.” Azazel laughed. “God, I didn’t think you’d be going into Heaven, but to still be here on earth? That’s mind blowing.”

“Azazel.” John growled. He didn’t lower his gun.

“Easy.” Azazel said. He motioned for one of the guys to switch places with him. Sam was on the couch, holding his bleeding arm as Azazel walked over and sat down by him. “Hey there Sammy.”

“Leave him alone.” John said. “This argument is between us.”

“Don’t tell me what to do.” Azazel hissed. “Now, why don’t you lower the gun so we can have a nice little discussion?” Azazel pointed his gun at Sam’s stomach then. One gut shot along with the arm wound and Sam would be dead. John looked between his bleeding son and the man with the gun before he clicked the safety on and lowered his.

“What do you want?” John asked.

“I want to know how you survived the fire.” Azazel said. “My informant told me how you were hiding out in California. It wasn’t that hard to find you once I knew that. You should cover your tracks better.”

“I’ll remember that.” John said. He started to get up, but Azazel clicked the hammer on his gun.

“Sit.” Azazel growled. John sat down again. “It’s rude to get up while we’re having a pleasant conversation.” John glared at him. “Now, tell me. How did you survive?”

“I got out before it caught.” John said. Azazel nodded his head.

“So that other charred body was one of my guys?” He asked. John nodded. “Well, that justifies this then.” He pointed his gun at John and shot, hitting him square in the chest. Sam screamed.

“Dad! No!” He made to get up, but Azazel quickly wrapped his arms around his neck, putting a perfect chokehold on him. Sam struggled to get away.

“Shh, shh. Relax.” Azazel said. “It’s okay. Naptime Sammy.” Sam’s struggles became weaker until he passed out, slumping against Azazel. “Shh, it’s okay.” He petted his hair, smiling some.

“Crowley.” Azazel said, getting on of his goons attention. “Go bring the van around so we can put Sam here in it. And that body.” He pointed over at the dead goon laying on the ground.

“What about him?” Crowley asked, motioning to John.

“Leave him. I don’t care what happens to him now.” Azazel said. “I got what I was after.” Crowley nodded and left to get the van. Things went quickly, even though it took three guys to load Sam in. Azazel and the others got on their bikes, ready to leave. Crowley was the last one out. He looked around at the broken in door, the blood, the chaos.

“I...I guess that’s what we do.” He mumbled to himself. He looked over at John and saw a little bit of chest movement as he sucked in shaky, shallow breaths. He knew he wasn’t going to survive unless something drastic happened. But he doubted that anyone was going to show up in the next twenty minutes or so to save him.

Crowley always carried markers and pens with him in his vest pocket. A lot of times, they would have to write something and he had seen one of the princes stab some poor kids fingers to get blood to write with. So he took to carrying writing utensils to save not only himself, but some of the others from being stabbed. He took one of those makers and wrote Horsemen in big letters on the wall. Because killing John was one thing, but kidnapping Sam was something else entirely.

Crowley ran out of the house then and headed back to Arizona, leaving John there to die.

****

It was later that afternoon when Benny and Dean returned to the house. Dean wanted to have lunch with Sam, and Benny was willing to tag along. They parked their bikes by the porch and Dean saw Sam’s sitting there.

“Good, he’s home.” Dean laughed. Benny smiled and they made their way up the porch when they noticed that the front door was wide open. Reacting, they grabbed their guns from their waistbands and made their way inside. They could smell the metallic tinge of blood. That’s when Dean’s eyes locked on the chair that held his dad’s body.

“Dad!” Dean yelled, running over to him. His head was slumped forward and his shirt was soaked in blood. “Dad!” He shook him, his head just rolling to the side. “Oh god.” He looked around and saw blood on the couch and blood on the carpet. “Sammy?!” Dean called out, but the house was silent.

“Dean.” Benny said, pointing at the wall Crowley had wrote on.

“I’m going to kill them.” Dean growled. “I’m going to kill them all.”

“We need backup on this one.” Benny said. “I’m going to make a couple calls but we will fix this.” Dean nodded and looked back at his dad. He was really dead this time. No smoke and mirrors this time.

But now, Dean was free from prison, and the Horsemen needed to be dealt with, once and for all.

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[storysofmyown]

Oho? I dont think I’ve ever seen one of those for the writers in the fandom! Thanks for tagging me @razzledazzle17​ in this! I have two Mcs but I will be doing this for the one I first started the game with!

Personal - Basics

[Name]

 Amaria Flores

[Race/Species]

Demon [] Angel [X] Human [] Other: []

[Age]

19

[Birthday]

November 28

[Height]

5′7

[Fingernail Polish Color(s)]

Plum and lavender

[Hair color/description]

Black, long, curly hair with two space buns on top. Some red strands.

Personal - In-depth

[Gender or no | Pronoun(s)]

Cisgender, She/Her

[Sexual/Romantic Orientation or lack thereof]

Bisexual

[Occupation Before Devildom Life]

Waitress

[Favorite Color(s)]

Red and purple

[Personality]

MBTI: ESFP-T

Enneagram: Five

Zodiac:Sagittarius

Personal - Other

[Likes]

The demon brothers, her own brother, being a sarcastic lil shit

[Dislikes]

Being bossed around and looked down upon. When someone messes with her brother

[Positive Traits]

Will share her opinion on things, and is protective of those she cares about.

[Negative Traits]

Can be a bit aggressive when protecting those she cares about. Stubborn as heck, self conscious

Relationships

• Fears | Dislikes | Acquaintances | Friends | Close Friends | Crush | Loves | Indifferent | Tolerates | Respects | Suspicious

[With Demons]

Lucifer - At first she disliked him since she doesn't get well with authority figures and his bossy personality reminded her of her mom. Now she can think of him as a friend and enjoys watching the brothers get on his nerves.

Mammon - Indifferent at best when she arrived, maybe even a tad bit annoying. Friends once she sees how much he means to her brother.

Leviathan - Acquaintances to friends. Didnt really thought much of him at first but found his dynamic with Mammon hilarious. Friends later on when they start watching shows together.

Satan - Indifferent and maybe fear at first due to him being the Avatar of Wrath and all. Once she gets to know him she quickly develops a crush on him. Finds his love for books and cats adorable, and loves playing pranks with him and Belphegor.

Asmodeus - At first it was an instant dislike of him and his flirty ways. Which later developed into becoming close/best friends and gossiping about everything and everyone. Flirt with each other jokingly.

Beelzebub -Slightly fearful and intimidated of the big demon. Absolutely adores him afterwards. Close friends (not as close as Asmo though) and constantly bond over their brothers. Ashamed she ever thought the sweet cinnamon roll could ever hurt a fly.

Belphegor - Suspicious during most of the first season, fear after the whole chapter 16 thing. It takes more than just 4 chapters for them to start getting along and its a very slow process for her to trust him. Slowly devolves into friends and close friends thanks to Satan and their pranking Lucifer dynamic. Once they do become friends she also starts having a crush on him but is far shier about it than with Satan.

Diavolo - Indifferent to at first, suspicious as she wasn't sure what his intentions were. Now more acquaintances kind of friends.

Barbatos -If she was suspicious of Diavolo, she was like 10 times more of Barb. Still is slightly but can joke around at times.

[With Angels]

Simeon -Indifferent at first, friends once she starts seeing that he inst just a “goody two shoes” angel as well.

Luke -Found him adorable from the start. Kind of thinks of him as a little cousin of sorts. Loves to see how clingy he can get and how much he claims to not like demons but still gets along with the brothers.

Michael - Doesnt have much an opinion of him besides what they all have told them. indifferent until the final chapter of season 3, where she starts getting kind of suspicious and dislikes him.

[With Humans]

Solomon -Even more suspicious. Doesnt understand his motivation or how it is he can live for so long. Becomes close friends after once she starts seeing him as just a funky wizard going trough it.

Favorite Things About the Devildom

[Favorite Job(s)]

Majolish and The Royal Library

[Favorite Place(s) to Hang at]

Mostly prefers to stay at the HoL but likes some of the clubs Asmo has introduced her and Majolish. Plus, the cats cafes

[Favorite Food(s)]

Simeons BLT sandwich, Paradise blue and human world cheeseburger.

[Favorite Class Subject(s)] {You can check out this awesome list by @hyper-super-clover for ideas or be creative}

Seductive Speechcraft, history if magic, and alchemy

[Favorite Devildom Version of Something from the Human World - Be Creative!]

The fashion. Certainly loves how different it is even when they are trying to replicate some human world styles.

Least Favorite Things About the Devildom

[Least Favorite Job(s)]

Akuzon

[Least Favorite Places to Go]

The Demon Kings castle, always feels out of place unless there's a Ball going on

[Least Favorite Foods]

Anything Solomon makes, princess poison apple.

[Disliked Class Subject(s)] {You can check out this awesome list by @hyper-super-clover for ideas or be creative} Biology

Devildom Economics, Political Science,

[Stuff that Can be Considered a Negative About the Devildom]

How tall demons are and how many don't like having humans around/tried to attack them.

Personality Chart

Bonus content: My MC (right) and her big (left)

Thank you so much to @razzledazzle17​ once more for tagging me! And I hope @sparklesfromtheashes​ @cinnamon-bunni​ and @drrosemary34​ wont mind that I tagged them in this and enjoy talking about their Mcs!

Trying to dig around for Obey Me-themed templates to work on for my OM MCs I've realized a lot are geared towards artists rather than writers, so I've thrown together a basic thing to work with since I can't draw lol

Feel free to use with your own OM characters!

Obey Me MC / OC Written Template - Blank Version!

Personal - Basics

[Name]

[Race/Species]

Demon [] Angel [] Human [] Other: []

[Age]

[Birthday]

[Height]

[Fingernail Polish Color(s)]

[Hair color/description]

Personal - In-depth

[Gender or no | Pronoun(s)]

[Sexual/Romantic Orientation or lack thereof]

[Occupation Before Devildom Life]

[Favorite Color(s)]

[Personality]

MBTI:

Ennagram:

Zodiac:

Personal - Other

[Likes]

[Dislikes]

[Positive Traits]

[Negative Traits]

Relationships

• Fears | Dislikes | Acquaintances | Friends | Close Friends | Crush | Loves | Indifferent | Tolerates | Respects | Suspicious

[With Demons]

Lucifer -

Mammon -

Leviathan -

Satan -

Asmodeus -

Beelzebub -

Belphegor -

Diavolo -

Barbatos -

[With Angels]

Simeon -

Luke -

Michael -

[With Humans]

Solomon -

Favorite Things About the Devildom

[Favorite Job(s)]

[Favorite Place(s) to Hang at]

[Favorite Food(s)]

[Favorite Class Subject(s)] {You can check out this awesome list by @hyper-super-clover for ideas or be creative}

[Favorite Devildom Version of Something from the Human World - Be Creative!]

Least Favorite Things About the Devildom

[Least Favorite Job(s)]

[Least Favorite Places to Go]

[Least Favorite Foods]

[Disliked Class Subject(s)] {You can check out this awesome list by @hyper-super-clover for ideas or be creative}

[Stuff that Can be Considered a Negative About the Devildom]

Personality Chart

This is free to use, no credit required but appreciated! Feel free to add or take away pieces, and remember to have fun

[diavolosthots]

i know its nowhere near halloween but how about a spoopy request anyway 💀 the bros and Diavolo's reaction to seeing their crush walk into a halloween party dressed as a nun? sexy nun or not, doesnt matter but the thought of them just showing up as a nun cracks me up hjjwoakqo

I cant even say shit because i sang christmas songs yesterday 😂

THE BROTHERS + DIAVOLO sseing their crush dressed as a nun

Lucifer:

He hated that Diavolo decided to throw such a silly party for such a ridiculous event anyway. What made it worse was that EVERYONE had to get into a costume and no matter how much he argued that they're literal demons and scary enough, diavolo wouldnt let it go. So here he was, dressed as Count Dracula, watching the crowds in their ridiculous costumes. But then his eyes laid on you dressed as a... Nun? He was kind of taken aback because it wasnt just a nun it was so... Sinfully holy. His lips turned upward into a smirk as he made his way over to you, ready to hear you spill your sins and beg for forgiveness.

Mammon:

He hated this almost as much as Lucifer. That is, until he found a Han Solo costume and he was sold. Star Wars is his guilty pleasure and he'd pay almost any amount of money to get his hands on some real blasters and lightsabers. He was currently toying around with the blasters when he stepped onto someone else's shoes. About to tell them off, he actually turned to come face to face with his angel, err... I mean you and he almost dropped the fake weapons "wow (Y/N)... I mean why ya dressed as a nun? A nun aint scary!" His argument did nothing to cover the blush spreading across his cheeks.

Leviathan:

He loved Halloween for one reason and one reason only; he gets to cosplay. Now he was debating on doing something TSL related but actually decided to turn into Ruri-chan's love interest instead. That way he could stay as true to his demon nature as possible while also drowning in the idea of him actually finding love. Stupid love. It's all so dumb; such a dumb game. While he was deep in thought, he didnt notice the hand being placed onto his shoulder nor did he hear your voice calling out to him and he actually jumped once he realized. He was about to tell you off for scaring him but then he saw your rather... Revealing nun outfit and his face immediately flushed, not knowing how to react. He couldn't get the image out of his head for the rest of the night.

Satan:

Satan was... Just tagging along at this point. He decided to become Phantom of the opera, a splendid idea in his mind. That happiness was short lived, though when he saw Lucifer's outfit as Count Dracula and how they were way too identical. Gross. He was searching for you to ask you for a dance. You always seemed to get his mind back into the present and he loved to have conversation with you. However, he did not expect to find you dressed so... Innocently. He chuckled at the sight, knowing better than to believe you're a true person of God.

Asmodeus:

Oh darling he was the one who picked it out of course! Meanwhile he was dressed as a priest, which is irony in itself since, as we all know, priests dont indulge in lustful sins like he does so effortlessly~ but he didnt expect you to pull it off that well. Your long legs were showing from underneath the very much unholy gown and the rosary around your throat neck was basically screaming to be pulled on. Don't worry, Priest Asmo is here to help you repent all your sins~

Beelzebub:

He was raiding the food the minute he got there. He decided to become the Three Musketeers together with Belphie and Solomon and they pulled it off quite well. They even got real sabers! Solomon challenged him to a "fight" earlier, which Solomon of course lost but it's not his problem. He was currently stuffing his face with "gut soufflet" when he heard your voice behind him. Turning around, he almost dropped the food at the sight of you. Its so funny to see you as a nun surrounded by, well, literal demons. But who is he to judge the holiness in front of him? Seeing you so covered so... Secretive, made him want to unpack a new snack.

Belphegor:

Belphie hated all of Diavolo's get togethers, this one included, and he quickly wandered off to one of the castles empty guest rooms, which there were many of. Not realizing that a certain someone was looking for him until his head already hit the pillow. His saber was tossed somewhere, too. Honestly, this costume was so uncomfortable and he only did it because of Beel. Anyway, he heard soft foot steps passing by him and then coming back to look at him. Opening his eyes back up, he saw your... Prestige form in front of him and almost laughed. You? A nun? God would never accept a... Sinner like yourself.

Diavolo:

Oh he loved this human tradition so much! It's so fun and theres lots of games and spooky movies to watch. He loved throwing this party every year, and every year his costume topped the last. This year, he was teasingly dressed an angel. But not just any angel; Archangel Michael. He could tell Luke wanted to say something and Simeon wasnt too pleased either, but he also knew they would never dare go against him and so, awkward smiles were exchanged why he continued to mingle with the nobles. However, his attention got dragged away once more when he settled his eyes on you. A sexy nun costume, huh? Being so sinfully ravishing should be, well... A sin. Smirking, he pushed passed the nobles to approach you with a confident stride; afterall, all people of God need a Guardian Angel to be watch over them.

[diavolosthots]

How would the brothers react to their human (female) mc scared of losing them? That they’re going to cheat on her or abandon her. That she is not good enough for them. The brothers find about this out after she (for instance) started eating less, became more concerned about het body (looking good for them) or became very protective and possessive.

Oooooooofff I would like to say that

If someone gives you doubts about where you stand with them, whether that be a romantic relationship or otherwise, you might want to rethink about who you're dealing with because chances are, they don't care as much about you as you think.

Warning: mentions of eating disorder, depression

THE BROTHERS and MC afraid of losing them

Lucifer:

Hes hella offended, not gonna lie. So by being a clump of sadness and not eating your dinner youre trying to tell him that you're worried about him cheating!? Or leaving? MC, use your words dear, hes not a mind reader. He'll force you to communicate and then remind you that the only way hes going to know your worries for sure IS through communication.

Mammon:

Yeah so he's gonna have to go with Lucifer on this; COMMUNICATE! he cant fix something that he doesnt realize is wrong. Those "hints" or whatever you want to call them dont work on him. Of course, once you do decide to tell him, he's going to absolutely shoot your thoughts into the ground because theyre baseless and ridiculous. If he didn't want you, he wouldn't be with you.

Leviathan:

Losing HIM!? Hes gonna lose YOU before anything with that measly human lifespan smh. He actually might get a little loud with this because he feels like your worries are not justified. He's the last of the brothers to cheat, are you crazy!? It took him this long to even get 1 person to like him!

Satan:

Hes the guy who lets you suffer for a while. Then asks you about it and digs deeper. Are you concerned because someone left you before? Are you saying that bones are better than meat by starving yourself? Are you having underlying family trauma? He wont approach it from a boyfriend stand point; he'll become your therapist and pull that confidence back up.

Asmodeus:

Seeing you starve yourself is not a pretty sight. Hes guilty of it too though so he feels like he cant lecture you on it. Hes also pretty honest; your fears are justified, considering his past, but has he not completely devoted himself to you?

Beelzebub:

Listen the only thing hes going to leave you for is that dinner bell. The minute food is involved, hes off to the dining room. But you usually tag along? You're around him so much, it seems as if you're glued to him.

Belphegor:

Depression smells depression. Your sadness rubs off on him and he demands to know what's wrong with you. If you tell him something silly as that, hes going to frown at you, maybe scoff. Why are you so insecure? He thought your relationship is steady? Maybe you should spend the day sleeping in bed, all cuddled up, so he can make sure youre not going anywhere.

[diavolosthots]

Oh how about the brothers and maybe the undatables reaction to visiting mc's home country. My Asian ass is ready to feed beel all our local food and desserts. We don't greet people thru saying hello, we greet them asking whether or not they've eaten or asking them to join us eating

Sidhsjiwiajas I want to show Lucifer and Diavolo around my hometown in Germany and give them the best cake they've ever eaten 😩😩😩

BROTHERS + UNDATEABLES reaction to visiting MCs home country

Lucifer:

Oh this will be a nice vacation for both you and him, even if it's just for a day. You get to visit your town, maybe even family, and he gets to tag along and learn about humanity. What a trade off. Also you have to tell him about the darker parts of your towns history, if you know it. He loves him some gore. Points if its Germany or Hungary.

Mammon:

Depending on what country youre from, he'd really enjoy it. If it's Spain, or maybe even U.S.A. I can totally see him having a blast. Bonus points if you have cool attractions nearby like an amusement park or a racetrack.

Leviathan:

Unless it's Japan hes gonna pass lol he would actually quite enjoy it, but his anxiety would be through the roof. So many people he doesnt know, so many things he hasnt seen before. Hes not quite sure if his social anxiety is overthrown by his need to explore.

Satan:

Ugh hes waited his whole life for an opportunity like this. Explore the world. See what they talk about in these books and poems about green hills and treasures long forgotten. Bonus points if it refers back to anything classic literature. So Italy and Greece get bonus points.

Asmodeus:

Oh the fashion! He needs to know all about it so please take him shopping with you! If there's any cute spots to take pictures also please tell him because his Devilgram will be full of pictures with you and him. Bonus points if its in France.

Beelzebub:

Okay yeah that building is nice but can we go get food now? He wants, nay, needs to have some of your home country's traditional foods. Afterwards? Show him around a bit while he munches on it. Bonus Points if its Vietnam or China, but really hes not that picky.

Belphegor:

Just dont take him to a furniture store lol. All jokes aside, hes actually quite intrigued to go to your home country and learn a little bit about you. He cant promise he'll remember it, but he'll try. I can see him preferring the cold so Denmark or Sweden would be the greatest destination.

Diavolo:

Oh yes lets go! He cant decide if he likes the food, the history, or the people more! Humans are so weirdly interesting to him and he definitely wants to do and learn it all..very diverse. He wants to know about castles and people long gone, so Austria would be nice, but he also wants to dig deeper into curses and myths, so Egypt is a nice destination too. Bonus points for those two countries.

Barbatos:

He doesnt quite care where you live at, but bonus points if it's anywhere near the Mediterranean sea; they have an excellent cuisine. He just appreciates the day off and the fact he can stroll around a bit.

Simeon:

Ah you know its so much different when you're actually on earth and not just looking down from heaven! He just wants to do all the things YOU want to do, but keep him busy? Bonus points if it's a little tropic like Ecuador.

Luke:

Ohhhhhh all the pastries he could get! Maybe they'll even give him the recipe??? That would be heaven on earth!! Please take him to a bakery or the sorts. Bonus points if it's any country that has very prominent and well known pastries.

Solomon:

He's been around quite a few countries but yours is all the more special, of course. He likes the ones with a lot of history and scenery so bonus points for Romania or Russia. But really, hes just excited to share this experience with you.