#asoiaf silly posting

[lislemons]

asoiaf characters as posts that remind me of them pt 8

bonus hot pie mention

[swordmaid]

TWOW Jaime I [real]

based on this scene from the mummy.

[wodania]

Egg brained. Egg pilled. Should’ve never given me money I’m obsessed with this man now.

[scudden]

Dany and Drogon!

[matrose]

sansa gets a crush

happy velaryontines @elaena !!

[drag0n-dreamer]

I’ll have more thoughts on the trailers later, but I will say this

Aegon is so damn fruity, boy is the entire produce section, my GOD

[tragedy-peanut-gallery]

Aaaaaaaaaaa thank y’all!! You’re incredible 😭 But yah! This is for you two amazing people and ONLY you two folks! Here be my ocs:

First one here’s Vaelora, she’s a daughter of Jaehaerys and Alysanne who isn’t close to her parents or many of her siblings so just chooses to live her life on Dragonstone. She’s born with a bit of a fucked up face but weird birthmark be damned, my girl can garden. She likes tending to Aegon’s Garden and has a massive amount of notebooks on plants and their effects, which is kinda good for maesters and healers in general in order to know what plants are good for medicine and what plants are poisonous- but unfortunately, she got those notes from testing on people and animals 💀 generally, she might be responsible for most animal deaths, since she hates most creatures that aren’t her sweet lil fucked up dragon Nightshade, but her favourite test subject of all is her son Aeryn, who’s his mommy’s specialest little lab rat <3 people started getting concerned that she might be a witch or smth but lucky for everyone! Vaelora’s found dead in her garden from apparent plant poisoning! No one knows what happens, but a few years later Aeryn also kicks the bucket from an unknown illness and Nightshade ends up as the Cannibal’s midnight snack so…. Yippe! No happy ending for any of these fellas!!

My second fella here is Naera, daughter of Daeron ii and Myriah! Surprise surprise, she’s named after her dear ol’ granny Naerys, and like her g-ma she’s worried she’ll have to marry one of her brothers but surprise! Daeron ii is anti incest so there’s no worries abt that! Butttt that means without having to worry about marrying one of her siblings Naera realizes she mayyy be a bit gay, actually very gay, gets a bit too flirty with almost every woman she encounters. But seeing as she’s not a guy that isn’t considered a good thing, she gets in a lot of trouble with her parents over it and is pressured into finding at least one singular guy she tolerates to marry, which is very not yippee. Anyways she finds a nobleman who’s genuinely kind and loves her but she only sees him as a friend who’s kinda ignorant of her constant affairs- but they have two kids so that’s kinda cool, she doesn’t really like them though. At some point she gets kidnapped by pirates and there’s a whole situation that ends with her cutting off her hand and tossing it to the captain, and also she kinda adopts one of her maid’s daughters to make up for the fact that she was a shitty mom to her own kids before falling down the stairs at the ripe old age of 58 and dying, yippe <3

[redteabaron]

instead of longclaw (badass name though it is) i wish jon had a sword named grateful dead, if only to make me laugh because he won't be grateful after he's been resurrected, plus fourth wall shenanigans

[ligawolfcosplayandarts]

Dropping this before back on commission work .

Yes, I even put details and effort in meme and shitpost art due childhood history as art representative in school and this perfectionism forged into me permanently.

Here's the template I was hard-core looking for. Thanks for peeps on twitter helping me out with image.

I usually despise asoiaf fandom on twt but some nice ppl still here.

[lislemons]

asoiaf characters with posts that remind me of them pt 1

[wodania]

asoiaf au except rhaegar plays the ukulele

robert slays rhaegar in battle with rhaegar’s own beloved ukulele

[anthonycrowley]

okay i get the appeal of aryagendry now

[ladysansa]

an asoiaf fan: “this character isn’t important because they’re not one of the key five and obviously that means—”

me:

[kazz-brekker]

it remains one of my greatest bookish tragedies to date that i have been a fan of asoiaf for 8 years at this point and have yet to encounter anyone in real life that i can either (a) convince to read the books despite them being unfinished or (b) pick their brain for an extended period of time about all their opinions

[francy-sketches]

why are you being such an asshole to one of the kindest most clever most staying in their lane never mean to anyone account of this fandom who woops also yet again is a queer fan of color funny how that keeps happening

[6ebe]

whenever I see asoiaf fans pulling out “the feudal contract” as some kind of gotcha power move abt anything I can’t help but laugh. Social contract theory as we know it was first elucidated by freaking hobbes during the English civil war no one during the war of the roses period was sitting around ruminating abt social contract theory. It didn’t exist 🤣🤣