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theglitterdome · 6 months

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"C'mon Vaultie, ass jerky don't make itself."

#fallout #fallout tv series #the ghoul #walton goggins #video games #cooper howard #fallout tv show #ass jerky

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luxeluminasoaps · 2 months

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The Ghoul

I want to make this a two tone soap, but not simply two colors. But to tell two stories. The story of Howard Cooper, actor, Marine and American sweetheart. As well as the story of The Ghoul, best bounty hunter in all of the Wastes, 200+ years old and still not feral, a man who's watched the world end and still takes it as it comes.

So, one side will be the Vault Tec affiliated actor, smooth and clean. The other will be the Wasteland, gritty and absent the splendor of a time long since passed.

The scents for this whole line should work together, if I picked them well, but specifically Lucy, The Ghoul and Maximus all have things that tie the three together.

In The Ghoul, that will be citrus.

I chose a citrus forward scent, but it's also got elements of nature like violet, oakmoss, and cedarwood. It's like a spicy orange patchouli scent, according to the reviews. I think that sounds pretty great and fits Cooper well. Masculine but with a sweet finish. Which, judging by all the fan art in my feed, is exactly what most of you deviants want for him 🤣😅

Next up, Maximus!

#soap #artists on etsy #etsyseller #handmade #handmade soap #small business #fallout #cooper howard #ghoulcy #the ghoul #the vault #vault tec #lucy maclean #wasteland #ass jerky #cowboy

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sedlex · 5 months

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#ass jerky #fallout #prime cut

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arbutus-blossoms · 5 months

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“Good days start with a good breakfast boys and ghouls .” 🍳

#ghoulcy #vaultghoul #lucy maclean #cooper howard #lucy x cooper #fallout tv series #arrested development #they didnt have ass jerky #arm will do #fanart

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goooogins · 5 months

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something something coop's got a thing for the good girls...

#fallout series #fallout amazon #cooper howard #lucy maclean #the ghoul #vaultghoul #ghoulcy #lucy x cooper #and yes there is an argument to be made that barb actually did a very much not good thing #but coop didn't know that at the time #goody twoshoes human jerky ass

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rewritingcanon · 1 year

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why does anyone hate the weasleys they’re literally just ron “pineapple upside down yah in the toilet i make a brown yah—“ and ginny “at my wedding i wont wear a gown yah i would rather wear lady gaga MEAT DRESS 👹” weasley the only crime they share is being the realest

#+#percy ‘im sponsored by a lot of watermelon companies so i eat a lot of free rinds’ weasley #because hes overhated too 😔#like what does this fandom have against this famalam tho #i love this stupid ass song but i bet im probably the only one who knows it 😵#its not underground or anything its just terrible 🙏☠️#queef jerky #harry potter #hp #the weasleys #ginny weasley #ron weasley #percy weasley #rewriting

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venacoeurva · 6 months

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Using this as a warmup

Meaty…

#wips #trypo tw #also dagoth assthat I gotta nerf #sixth house propaganda to convince you their leader has a fat ass (he looks like gray jerky)

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vermillioncrown · 8 months

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we might fucking make it boys

ch 1: 32 pgs

ch 2: 60 pgs

ch 3: 44 pgs

ch 4: 48 pgs

45k words so far

#redglyphs #experiment 1 is as done as i care for #finishing experiment 2 #and then i gotta pull the final demo out of my ass but whatever!#every phd friend rn: haha fucking make it up it's all in your mind that's the phd lessgooooo #academic jerky #...oh i gotta write up the last three chs on the experiments but those are forgivable #bc the first four chs are the logic and research to justify the experiements

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radiaking · 3 months

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I am now actually fully obsessed with someone trying to run a “gourmet” cannibalism restaurant in the wasteland. Like sorry that sounds so fucking funny to me for real

#.ooc ( dani is an asshole )#ok it doesn’t HAVE to be cannibalism but I still think it’s funny #cannibalism /#no ass jerky here fam #only quality filet #we’re civilized

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kdramaxoxo · 1 year

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I have one small dream: it’s to stop being so mad at Kim Young Kwang so I can watch Call It Love since I can tell I’d love it

and I wish I could stop hating Lee Byun Hun so I can finally enjoy Mr. Sunshine with the rest of the world.

Ok I have two dreams.

#i just get so mad at these jerky dudes #and can't seem to get over it #kim young #kwang hurt the most because he was almost my bias #i just like LOVED his face so much and the way he acted in the secret life of my secretary #and now he's in interesting things but my stubborn ass heart can't let me enjoy them #lee byun hun is just annoyed cause he's always cast in good things #tho let's be clear he sucks #so if I can't get that one dream it's ok #random #kim young kwang #lee byun hun #(im very dramatic)

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tipsywench · 3 months

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my braces are coming off in 3 weeks!