#asshole-dio

[itsapmseymour]

Now that I have officially started binging JoJo, I can rightfully say,

Jonathon was too good for this world.

[makiswirl]

can i just say. and this is probably a niche hill to die on. that i am so gobsmacked every time someone vaguely hints at the idea that jotaro doesn't care meaningfully for the other crusaders, usually particularly kakyoin and joseph, when those two actually tend to be the ones he reacts to being hurt the hardest

like he cares for his loved ones!!!! that literally plays into his character motives in every single part he shows up in!!! stop lying to me!!!!!!!

[diospore]

Endeavor + Hawks - Undercover Mission! ...Except, Enji seems to think he's better at disguises than he is.

"Dude. Enji. Literally everyone can tell it's you."

"How so?"

"You are literally flaming."

[snail-speed]

The fact there's some people who seriously think Movie!Adrien sucks because "he's not nice anymore" is so wild to me.

Did we watch the same movie? Yeah, he's mopey, but that doesn't equate to him being mean. The only time he lashes out is towards Gabriel, and that's entirely fucking deserved, at that point in the story he's still being a shitty, emotionally absent father to Adrien.

A character doesn't need to be a perfectly demure and subservient doll to be nice, least of all one that is supposed to be a minor in an emotionally abusive household.

[sarcastic-hats]

A little self indulgent AU

I focused more on the book rather than the movie, not that movie isn't great (It's fantastic, I LOVE it) but Howl is a true little shit in the book and it fits Joseph the most :'D

Hope you guys like it!

[shel-bits]

I am contractually obligated to like him

[depressedtheatrekiddo]

Picture this.

Stevie on the most fucking perfect killer queen dress you could ever think about, Robbie and them decided on going to see a drag performance and then fuck around a little, dance and be so fucking fabolous and pretty and all

AND

Robin isn't there, she's running late. Why didn't he pick her up? Well, Robs was staying at Chrissy's and she was dropping them. As Steve's sent a message to Chris and she told her that she already left Robbie there, so Stevie went to check out outside.

Robs there, uncomfortable, searching a way to enter the club, their eyes scanning the street, fear on her eyes.

Steve sees there's a man with her, has them by her wrist and is awfully close

What a fucking dumbass

AND THEN BAM

Steve does that shit they did on the Russian base you know, the think that he picked up that thing and hit the Russian guard

But

Now it's her heel they quickly put in his own hand in two seconds and hit the man in the face once they see Robin being touched

And she thinks "not again" because they didn't know what happened to Robin in the Russian base but he can imagine

So he knocks out the man with her heel

"I get you're jealous because she pulls more girls than you would never but there's no need to be an asshole" And then she spits on the man eye "ya infertil ass, next one I'm gonna rip your balls and make me earrings with them"

And then she switches back as their sweet self "Are ya okay Robs?"

"Perfectly fine Stevie"

Robin's eyes goes from scared and empty to fondly and full of love as she looks at Steve. Stevie smiles softly and takes of their face a stroke of hair.

" 'm glad, wanna enter again?" Steve offers their hand and his soulmate takes it as they enter the club, Nelly Furtado singing Maneater as they do

And it's fucking epic

And they rule.

[druvjelly]

AITA for destroying my adopted brothers relationship with our dad, steal the first kiss of his gf, destroying his honeymoon, and making his entire bloodline hate me?

He fed his dog grapes

[cheemerthelizard]

need need NEEEEEED to make a JJBA Puss in Boots AU where Polnareff is Puss in Boots

[bansept]

Truly wondering when any version of Dio will NOT be thotty

Can't wait to see more of that big butt after I finish watching the anime

[twink-with-an-agenda]

im just scrolling through your blog and all the posts abt the dios apate trio are making me LOSE MY MIND i love them so much they're so fucked up and deranged in the perfect way can't believe they're dead sometimes i can still hear their voice

YEAHH so glad someone else has severe brainrot over these ancient bastards! There's just so much there to analyse... so many layers to pick at... so many angles and lenses to look at their dynamic through....

[rael-rider]

OFC Xtwitter misses the point of what Ewing was trying to do with the Storm vs Vulcan fight and gets mad because he didn’t do a cool DBZ fight to demonstrate how their fav would've won.

[rejectshumanity]

🌙

send ‘ 🌙 ’ for my muse to talk about their father | ACCEPTING

❝ i'm glad that my father is dead. ❞  it's a shocking admission for anyone to hear, let alone from a classmate. dio's usual decorum, so perfectly composed on any other occasion, has a troubling tendency to crack wherever alcohol is involved.

❝ he was a miserable, drunken brute, ❞  he slurs, pausing momentarily for another gulp of his flat beer,  ❝ who beat my mother and left us destitute. ❞  the truth spills out before he can stop himself. never before has dio spoken so openly of his hatred for his birth father — he feels overcome with frustration, incensed that he should suffer such an embarrassing outburst at this blasted party, of all places. swallowing his pride in a vain attempt to save face, he says,  ❝ he did not deserve to call himself my father. every opportunity i've been granted, i owe to mr. joestar. ❞

[cuntstable]

i am self aware enough though to acknowledge that it is pretty funny that i love some of the actual main villains in jojos but have such a viceral 😒 reaction to analsui or however u spell his name….it is what it is

[commander-gloryforge]

paint doodles of some non gw2 characters (+ one ambrose in celebration of unkissed thursday)

[get-starfingered]

Seeing some idiot in the part 6 tag argue that New Moon Pucci x any of Dio's/Jonathan's kids = incest is a firm reminder why I don't respect half of the fuckers in fandom