#at least it was on sale but. they were nice shoes 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[lokh]

😭😭😭😭😭😭 bro I think insects ate my sandals

[absolutepokemontrash]

I always love reading about our boys and their crazy fashion, so how about some hcs about how our boys (bros or dateables you decide) came up with their suits? (from the event) like a shopping montage, or arguing about who gets to wear which jacket like typical sibling fight (and who in the name of the not so good lord told diavolo to wear that hat) make it as funny and ridiculous as you want

YESH! The boys being stereotypical siblings is my serotonin!

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(*everyone is sitting in the living room for a family meeting*)

Lucifer: Alright everyone. We will be taking a family trip to the mall in order to shop for nice outfits.

Asmo and Mammon: *excited squealing*

Lucifer: I’m telling you all this in advance, because I want you all to be on your best behaviour.

Satan: Oh dear older brother, when are we not on our best behaviour?

Lucifer: Remember when I beat Mammon’s ass in the middle of the Gucci store for trying to steal and causing a scene?

Satan: …yes. And I’m sure the sales associates also remember that in their nightmares.

Beel: *raises hand*

Lucifer: Yes, we can buy lunch at the food court.

Beel: *lowers hand*

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(*at the mall*)

Lucifer: Meet in front of the Apple Store in three hours. I swear if security contacts me to say any of you were causing problems I will make you clean the HOL’s bathrooms with your toothbrushes.

The Little Brothers: Yes Lucifer…

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(*Shopping for suit jackets*)

Mammon: Oh this one’s perfect-

Leviathan: I love this one-

Mammon and Levi: …

Mammon: Levi. Get your mitts off the jacket.

Leviathan: >:( n-no! I’m being assertive! Get your normie mitts off the jacket!

Mammon: Don’t make me start a fight, Levi.

Leviathan: …

Leviathan: *grabs Mammon’s wallet and YEETS it* SUPER LEVIATHAN THROW!

Mammon: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

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Asmodeus: Oh Satan, for once, just once let me style you so you don’t look like a Thrift Store threw up on you 🥺

Satan: *sigh* Asmo I don’t need your fashion assistance. I’m a grown demon.

Asmodeus: You… you so do… look at you…

Satan: That’s it, I’m leaving. I’m going to Indigo.

Asmodeus: Satan come back! At least let me pick your shoes!

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Beelzebub: Um… excuse me, Miss Sales Associate..?

Sales Associate : Hi! How may I- (*looks up*) …h-how may I help you..?

Beelzebub: Do you have a fancy shirt in my size that won’t rip if I flex?

Sales Associate: …I can check.

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*At the mattress store*

Lucifer: …

Belphegor: *snore*

Lucifer: …

Belphegor: *snrk* *snore* eat shit… *snore*

Lucifer: Every time we go shopping… every time.

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(*Beel got the shirt he wanted :D*)

Beelzebub: :)

(*the scent of Cinnabon enters his nostrils and he finds himself wandering directly into the Cinnabon’s evil clutches*)

Beelzebub: :D

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Author’s Note

The Sales Associate represents all of us.