#at the function

[mintofhtagn]

their best impersonations

[clusterduck28]

[tuktev]

me when i'm at the function

[hubsterheck]

Ohohoho Im cooking here

[smak-annihilation]

this is me when squilliam dares show his smug ass face at the function

[eaterofsubstances]

Stoat

[r3dddrag0n]

[nightmare-from-heaven]

Hey. Your brain needs to de-frag. Literally it needs you to sit there and space out.

If you want your memory or executive function to improve, stare out a window at the skyline or sidewalk or trees or birds on the electrical wires for like 20+ minutes per day. (With no other stimulation like a podcast or TV if you can manage but hey baby steps innit). If you're fortunate enough to have safe outside with any bits of nature, go stare closely at a 1 meter square of grass and trip out on the bugs and shapes of grasses and stuff.

Literally this will make you smarter. Our brains HAVE TO HAVE this zone out time to do important stuff behind the scenes. This does not happen during sleep, it's something else.

That weird pressurized feeling you get sometimes might be your brain on no defrag.

Give your brain a Daily Dose Of De-Frag.

[omegasmileyface]

realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"

[some-pers0n]

How it feels getting obsessed with something new and then realizing you're going to spend anywhere from a week to the rest of your life thinking about it

[do-you-want-some-of-this]

Me trying to caution my friend J-LO that there is a freaking GUNMAN at the function and getting increasingly more alarmed about it:

Holy shit hes got a freaking gun-

ON THE FLOOR!

Yeah that’s right!

ON THE FLOOR!

So let’s go!

ON THE FLOOR!

No let’s go out!

ON THE FLOOR

..i hate you :(

[k1rrbs]

at the function with a heavy heart and way too much responsibilities

[chara0257]

at the function (graduation) being forced to take the L (be called my government name) because haters (my grandparents) hate to see me winning (being called my real name)

[gideonisms]

Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way

[soupsoupbread]

me and the boys at the function after the bud lite 24 pack gets opened

Hellraiser (1987)