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Pg. 149-150
Getting closer!! To better comic format!! Please do be patient!!
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atomicjellycat · 8 months
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Chapter 3
Pg42-45
meep moop. nother' page
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thecatfight2023 · 2 years
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The Bracket™ is here!
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here are our competitors!
to space out the polls some, we have them divided in mini-brackets (each mini bracket will be posted a day as to not overwhelm everyone with all of the polls at once)
THIS WILL ALSO BE UPDATED TO HAVE THE LINKS TO THE POLLS!!
mini-bracket 1
Mewo (OMORI) V. Spider Cat (OMORI)
Domino (Amphibia) V. Ghost (The Owl House)
Thomas O’Malley (Aristocats) V. Marie (Aristocats)
Oliver (Oliver & Co.) V. Mochi (Big Hero 6)
Cat (Coraline) V. Cheshire Cat (Alice in Wonderland)
Tasque (Deltarune) V. Tubbs (Neko Atsume)
Daffodil (Spiritfarer) V. Black Cat (The Witch’s House)
Neite (Runescape) V. Black Cat (Divinity Original Sin 2)
Alpine (Marvel) V. Goose (Marvel)
Isis (Batman: The Animated Series) V. Alfred the Cat (DC)
Mikeko (Ace Attorney) V. Shoe (Ace Attorney)
Cats (Jet Set Radio Future) V. Shadow (Super Lesbian Animal RPG)
Fat Louie (The Princess Diaries) V. Orion (Men in Black)
Milo (Milo & Otis) V. Miss Kitty Fantastico (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
Cat God (Identity V) V. Yuumi (League of Legends)
Opalescence (MLP:FIM) V. Ice Cream Kitty (TMNT 2012)
mini-bracket 2
Ichigo Momomiya [cat form] (Tokyo Mew Mew) V. Alto (Tokyo Mew Mew)
Kyo Sohma [cat form] (Fruits Basket) V. Kuro (Blue Exorcist)
Sakamoto (Nichijou) V. Kuroneko (Trigun)
Prince (Genshin Impact) V. Neko (Genshin Impact)
Pusheen (Pusheen) V. Simon’s Cat (Simon’s Cat Animations)
Nyan Cat V. Minecraft cats
Video (Strong Hearts are Mandatory) V. Ginger (Brimstone and Roses)
Midnight (Castle in the Air) V. Jenny Linsky (Jenny Linsky books)
Schrodinger’s cat V. Tuna Sandwich (Kid Cosmic)
Pura (Crash Bandicoot) V. George (Spyro)
Tom F14 (Atom: The Beginning) V. Murr (The Case Study of Vanitas)
Mausfänger (Pentiment) V. Myau (Phantasy Star)
Cam (Squishmallow) V. Autumn (Squishmallow)
Serafina (Barbie Princess and the Pauper) V. Wolfie (Barbie Princess and the Pauper)
Melog (She-Ra 2018) V. Curious Cat (RWBY)
Judd + Lil Judd (Splatoon) V. Webkinz cats (all of them)
mini-bracket 3
Tama V. FDC Willard
Stray Cat J V. Pangur
Grumpy Cat V. Miette
Jinx V. Jorts
Gandalf V. Raymond 
Smudge V. The Cat Foretold
Forever’s Brood V. Norman (SolidarityGaming)
Jellie (GoodTimesWithScar) V. BB (Jacksepticeye)
Garfield (Garfield) V. Meowth (Pokémon)
Puss In Boots (Shrek Cinematic Universe) V. Kitty Softpaws (Puss in Boots)
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess cats V. The Garreg Mach Monastery cats (Fire Emblem: Three Houses)
Purrsula (Dragon Quest Treasures) V. Shiro/Blanche (House 1977)
Slugcat (RainWorld) V. Pussyfoot (Looney Tunes)
Li'l' Mittens (WordGirl) V. Mittens (Wander Over Yonder)
Greebo (Discworld) V. Maurice (Discworld)
You (Discworld) V. The Cat (Infinity Train)
mini-bracket 4
Cat (Ghost Trick) V. Cat (Stray)
Salem (Sabrina the Teenage Witch 1996) V. Binx (Hocus Pocus)
Firestar (Warrior Cats) V. Scourge (Warrior Cats)
Mothwing (Warrior Cats) V. Leafpool (Warrior Cats)
Sprigatito (Pokémon) V. Litten (Pokémon)
Meowstic (Pokémon) V. Shinx (Pokémon)
Jiji (Kiki’s Delivery Service) V. Luna (Sailor Moon)
Artemis (Sailor Moon) V. Diana (Sailor Moon)
Morgana (Persona 5) V. Ravage (Transformers)
Fukumaru (A Man and His Cat) V. Nyanko-Sensei (Natsume Yuujinchou)
The Judge (OFF) V. Mr. Midnight (Fran Bow)
Khoshekh (WTNV) V. Catbus (My Neighbor Totoro)
Grudge (Star Trek: Discovery) V. Spot (Star Trek: The Next Generation)
Lumi (Cats are Liquid) V. 808 (Hi-Fi Rush)
Ser Pounce-A-Lot (Dragon Age) V. Warmseeker (Elder Scrolls Online)
Frumpkin (Critical Role) V. The Admiral (TMA)
polls for mini-bracket 1 will be scheduled to post around 2 pm EST tomorrow! also reminder they will be open for 1 day each!
propaganda is encouraged!! go wild! we will do our best to reblog as much as we can and it will be tagged with "purr-opaganda" (for those who want to filter the tag). we also recommend making propaganda for your cat blorbos sooner rather than later so there's a chance for them to win!!
-mod orange
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quietwingsinthesky · 6 months
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it’s fine though im gonna just write all my thoughts. here. as they happen. in real time. enjoy o7
- makes out with a woman. immediately stops and starts talking about the master getting inside his body. he’s so fucking funny.
- all this fucking exposition alsjfksjkafjkgjd
- succ the planet
- ABANDONED MY CAT OUT IN THE COLD ALONE!!!!!!!!!! HE JUST WANTS YOUR HELP TO FIND AN…. atomic clock. GRACE!!!!!!!!!!!
- GOD I THOUGHT THE MASTER SAID “before he finds a cock”
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- LITERALLY CAT BEHAVIOR. LET HIM INNNNNN.
- grace <3 grace! grace :3 graceeee!!!!! grace :D grace :(
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- i dont have to say anything here
- WAIT NO HE DOESNT EVEN RECOGNIZE HIM. DOCTOR YOU ARE SO STUPID. NEVER KNOWS HIS BOYFRIEND.
- “she kiss as good as me?” “as well as you.” i love that the master is a pedantix grammar asshole
- ACID GOOP SPIT????????????????? FROM HIS MOUTH?????????????? hey modern doctor who writers you know what you should bring back-
- “WAIT! STOP. HE’S UHM. HE’S. He’s british?” THIS MOVIE IS SO FUCKING FUNNY ALSJFKSKFHFK
- cop takes the jelly baby. doctor makes kissy noises at him. cop goes :/. doctor threatens to shoot himself. okay <3
- doctor who needs more motorcycle chase scenes
- can i say. btw. i love the master having his own companion kind of here. (also. the “you kill me.” exchange. alsjfjflsjd autistic murder creature.)
- doctor found his atomic cock. i mean clock.
- the half-human thing is so stupid. gog bless.
- he keeps goopin people up
- things the master does in this movie: have sex with the tardis’s keyhole. penetrate a man’s throat. fantasize about getting inside the doctor’s body. says every sentence as seductively as possible. gets his young male sidekick to pull a large phallic object out of a hole. gives people money shots with his goop.
- i love grace. gotta appreciate a girl who’s ready to do insane shit after some guy spits on her.
- mrs tardis…. you’re back. (i did pause the movie to make sure. he says “there she is” <3 his wife) also he just leaves the key??? on the top?????? god no wonder the master can just break in whenever he wants. he absolutely knows where the doctor keeps that key.
- THE GUY ON THE MOTORCYCLE JUST- THIS MOVIE IS SO FUCKING FUNNY
- she’s dying :((((
- OH HE GOTS HER. HE GOTS HER!!!!!!!!!!!! POSSESSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHACKED THE DOCTOR OVER THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- OH MY GOD.
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- OH MY GOD????????????? HE ALWAYS DRESSES FOR THE OCCASION?????????????????
- the cunt……. the cunt………!!!!
- PUTTING A CROWN OF THORNS ON MR CHRIST FIGURE?????????????????????????????????????? (<- he’s. like. not. but also they did reference it earlier so.)
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- i love his stupid robes so much. i want them. whats with that collar. why is gallifreyan fashion so stupid. its fantastic. (mentally putting Even in the stupid gallifreyan collar robes)
- he’s so full of stupid <3 he wasted his fucking lives <3
- NO! LEEEEEEE!!!!!!
- hey why would a piece of gallifreyan technology. im assuming. only work for people who are. not from gallifrey. why would you need a human eye for this. why am i acting like this movie should make sense.
- fellas is it gay to wanna merge mind and body with your oldest enemy and friend.
- he is aLiiiiveeehhhhh :D
- being fed (<- big fan of companions having to figure out the bullshit that is tardis piloting on their own)
- why is the master making whale sounds. why’s he do that. why is he always some sort of creachur. goes rarghhhhh!!!!!
- RETURN OF THE CANONICAL TIME LORD 30 FT VERTICAL LEAP ABILITY
- give me your hand………………………………
- bro they melted him In The Eye
- is he actually jesus though. like is that. im not crazy right. i think they made the doctor into a jesus. they got him. just like superman. no one escapes the jesus.
- “what a sentimental old thing this tardis is” 🥹🥹🥹 yeah. yeah, she is.
- SHE’S DIGESTING HIM????? DIGESTING THE MASTER????????? MASTER GOT VORED BY THE TARDIS NOT CLICKBAIT??????? GONE WRONG GONE SEXUAL??????????????????
- this movie is so fucking funny i know i keep saying that but it really is. sometimes unintentionally but also when it means to as well. silly movie <3
- “come with me 🥺” “you come with me 🤨”
- im not invested in whatever romance they probably want me to be invested in here but i AM invested in the wild brief companionship with a man that ended in a case of mild death that she voluntarily chose to let go of. which is different. and more important.
- i cant believe the master just got fucking vored and thats how he dies. i mean obviously not forever but-
- i had fun :)
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misterah13 · 1 year
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All SpongeBob characters
SpongeBob SquarePants
Gary The Snail
Shelley The Scallop
Patrick Star
Squidward Tentacles
Sandy Cheeks
Mr Eugene H Krabs
Sheldon J Plankton
Karen Plankton
Mrs Penelope Puff
Pearl Krabs
Larry The Lobster
The Flying Dutchman
King Neptune
Queen Amphitrite
Triton
Princess Mindy
Jody
King Neptune’s Mother
Mermaid Man
Barnacle Boy
Pyrite Ponderer
Miss Appear
The Elastic Waistband
Captain Magma
The Quickster
Madame Kassandra
Madame Hagfish
Squilvia
Squidette
Squidina Star
Bunny Star
Cecil Star
Herb Star
Margie Star
Grand Pat
Uncle GrandPat
Inga Star
Ed Star
Sam Star
Silly Star
Confused Star
Hungry Star
Janet Star
Marty Star
Patrick Nonstar
Ice Cream King
P-1000
Elephant Snail
Moose Snail
Squilliam Fancyson
Ma Cheeks
Pa Cheeks
Granny Cheeks
Randy Cheeks
Rowdy Cheeks
Rosie Cheeks
Sparky
Sue Nahmee
Cuda
Kyle
Phoebe
Rattlesnakes
Man Ray
Dirty Bubble
Harold SquarePants
Margaret SquarePants
Grandma SquarePants
Grandpa SquarePants
Todd SquarePants
SpongeBox
SpongeBox’s Holographic Doorman
Burger Beard
Prawn
Craig Mammalton
Rosy Cheeks
Macadamia
Pistachio
Hazelnut
Kenny The Cat
Regigilled The Octopus
Wise Kraken
Krakens
Goth Whale
Doctor Marmalade
Professor Percy
Lord Reginald
Atomic Flounder
Jumbo Shrimp
Sinister Slug
The Octopus King
The Moth
Breakfast Monster
Kelp Thing
DoodleBob
Clam Head Candy Cad
Jeff Tentacles
Kevin C Cucumber
Gordon Plankton
Cletus Plankton
Mama Plankton
Plankton 2.0
Betsy Krabs
Redbeard Krabs
Mr Doodles The Worm
Krabs Senior
Mrs Tentacles
Granny Tentacles
Jeff Tentacles
Plankton’s Ancestors, Cousins and Family
Granny Plankton
Spot The Amoeba
Chip Plankton
Lighthouse Louie
Otto
King Poseidon
Sage
Tony The Sea Turtle
Sea Turtles
Anchor Man
Buford
Cletus
Luther
Wonder Whale
Robot Mantis
King Jellyfish
Queen Jellyfish
Jellyfish
Blue Crested Blaster Jellyfish
Speckled Squirter Jellyfish
Two Fisted Jumper Jellyfish
Gold Throated Singer Jellyfish
No Name/Friend The Blue Jellyfish
Ol Bessy The Jellyfish
Dopey Dick The White Jellyfish
Firejellies
Jellybee
Bat Jellyfish
Moon Jellyfish
Jelliens
Jellien Leader
Seahorses
Sea Urchins
Clamu
Jennifer The Sea Anemone
Comb Jelly
Stingray
Stan The Manta Ray
Gulper Eel
Wormy
Professor Percy
Dr Marmalade
Lord Reginald
Fuzzy Acorns
Mystery The Seahorse
Sea Whelks
Sea Snails
Miss Marigold The Sea Snail
Penny Pinchers
Alaskan Bull Worm
The Sneaky Hermit
Hermit Crabs
Yeti Crabs
Federico The Waiter
Shrimp
Brine Shrimp/Sea Monkeys
Johnny Krill
Krill
Snellie
Sea Slug
Leech
Eel
Stanley S SquarePants
Captain Blue SquarePants
BlackJack SquarePants
Bubbles The Talking Dolphin
Janitor Bots
Ancient Warrior
Manatees/Sea Cows
Earless Seals
Bubble Buddy
Squidabeth
Clams
Scallops
Black Scallops
Karen Plankton 2.0
E.M.I.LP.
Fredrick
Abominable Snow Mollusk
Mermaid Teenager 1
Mermaid Teenager 2
Mermaid Teenager 3
Mermaid Teenager 4
Mermaid Teenager 5
Mermaid Teenager Incidentals
Mermaid 1 (The Cosmic Shake)
Mermaid 2 (The Cosmic Shake)
Mermaid 3 (The Cosmic Shake)
Sir Urchin
Snail Fail
Tooth Fairy (Character)
Narlene Narwhal
Nobbert Nobby Narwhal
WillyBob The Narwhal
Ma Narwhal
Pa Narwhal
Mr Eugene Krabs’s Three Nephews
Noseferatu
Kidferatu
Captain Of The Sea Ship Atlantis
Lord Royal Highness
Atlantean Royal Guards
Nando
Worm Hogs
Rolly The Dinosaur
Dinosaurs
Sea Dinosaurs
Sea Tigers
Sea Elephants
Sea Cows
Lucky The Sea Cow
Bessie
Sea Giraffes
Sea Bunnies
Sea Bears
Sea Spiders
Sea Chimps
Sea Monkeys
Sea Rhinoceroses
Sea Baboons
Sea Hippos
Sea Snakes
Sea Mules
Sewer Snake
Sea Monsters
Sea Monster
Fifi The Worm
Robot (Character)
Worms
Spotted Glistening Meadow Worms
Mrs Wormsley
Wormsley Children
Earworm
Peanut Worms
Nematodes
Rex The Worm
JK
Atlantean Citizens
The Greek Chorus
French Narrator
Goofy Goober
Mayhem Machine
Mr Sun
Patchy The Pirate
Potty The Parrot
Stephen Hillenburg
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girlypopbops · 2 months
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my wishlist atm:
༻ bling phone camera lense covers
༻ white Tommy Hilfiger LEXXA sneakers
༻ new black kanken bag
༻ disposable cameras for senior yr of college
༻ EOS vanilla cashmere shea butter
༻ new black & white wildflower phone case
༻ black & leopard slippers
༻ black bonnet & shower cap
༻ silk black & white floral pjs
༻ oversized cashmere zip up hoodie
༻ aquaponic black electric tooth
༻ the bell jar by Sylvia Plath
༻ everything I know about love by Dolly Alderton
༻ all about love: new visions by Bell Hooks
༻ transparent & black post it notes
༻ black sleeping mask
༻ new sunset lamp
༻ black fluffy rug
༻ chunky silver jewelry
༻ maroon framed glasses
༻ new black Stanley
༻ black version of the 5 minute journal
༻ new workout long sleeve top
༻ I love being delusional t shirt
༻ maroon and silver belt
༻ leopard print button up
༻ leopard print pants & short skirt
༻ oversized black and white stripe trousers
༻ y2k scarves
༻ sparkly pants
༻ metallic cow boy boots
༻ candle warmer
༻ clear drawer organizers
༻ white oversized silk button up
༻ clear glass plates
༻ cocktail making kit
༻ atomic habits by James Clear
༻ hair masks
༻ red acrylic nails
༻ were not really strangers
༻ nice record player
༻ tv & LED strips to go behind
༻ vinyls : GUTS, hit me hard and soft, blonde
༻ coffee cup jelly cat
༻ mushroom lamp
༻ stick candles
༻ cannon g7x
༻ bangles
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atomcatbluejay · 5 months
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“I ain’t nervous. Nothin’s wrong. Why would you say that? I’m not scared. It’s just ferals. The undead risen from their shallow graves, or in most cases, just where they were lying around in the street because the crazy ass world we live in. Why would I be nervous about fighting off abominations of the natural world?”
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They only ripped apart his family when he was a teenager. When he was just Jason, long before he was Bluejay. Why should his hands be shaking in his Atom Cat power armor and his legs feel like total jelly? Why should he still be scared of these damn things when he could hear his Daddy in his mind yelling to run? Take your brother and run...
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callumleckie2017 · 4 months
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Hyper-Space - The Simulation of Servitude & the Architecture of the Mega-Machine
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'Human' & His Guide: The Jornery through the Nine Circuits of the Divine Fractal Zones know as: Hell.
(a continuous working draft).
Fractal realities issue out of pre-rendered holographic sockets - digital orifices spewing hyber-cyber frequencies that rapidly enmesh, our Human's flesh with hair-fine liquid like razor wire that cuts into our Human's anatomy followed by a sudden pull that starts a sucking vacuum with the strength of dozen sonic booms as he just comically disappears into what would almost amount to an eye of an needle - siphoned through a split atom sized hole (or so it seemed) within nought of nano second, sqeezing him out finally from the jelly-wet and npe doubled dilated hole - as an infinite explosion of malignant echo's cast ripples of neon rainbows that flood his pores with its atomic waste, skin peeling radiation the works.
Our Human's now in -- hyper speed - fast -- for-warding in some manically mind bending metamorphosis of matter, flesh - bone, from the bottom up to tip of his cranium - as ripping sound seems to reproduces his anatomy in a ultra smooth pale yellow plastic returning him to the manikin man he wasn't. His mouth now a perfect O, his eyes: two Obsidian black pearls sucked into place.
Our Human since sucked and spat out now stands rigid in the center of square cell - four walls, ceiling and floor, all glistening with mother of pearl, his toes then his entire feet start sprouting fine fissures of gold (enrooting) circuit lines slowly branching outwards across the floor in multiple channels which had rapidly root him to the spot (before he had even attempted to move a foot) until entire floor is a perfectly engrave in the finely threaded gold circuitry system.
Hyper--speed -- each four corners of the room fracture out in hyperbolic-geometrical-fractal fissures - suddenly shoot outwards in all directions until the entire four walls are engraved in a cybernetic virus. it's once golden circuitrty is now breaking out in a spontaneous blooming of some kind of sick binary bacteria fugue its glows phosphorus: cybernetic cancerous growths.
It starts circuitrty channels start issuing out from his toenails before inverting into our Human's legs up until his anatomy is entirely enmeshed -- then within a nano second and the all but last empty vacuums of space within cell are filled with via fractals of intricately arranged geometrical lines of fine liquid diamond razor wire bites into his flesh causing four seconds of indescribable pain until they pass through entirely finally -- suddenly his mouth piece begins issuing a semi-translucent klidoscopic light filling the last of any remaining space causing a pin prick black hole in the bottom corner of the cell which then in a nano dilutes suddenly sucking at him and the fractal room into its seemingly gaping black oblivion until he emerges breaking through a pink plasm film until he emerges screaming into what was once - Mexico now - Neo-XiKo, and the year - 2510 now a vast wastelands with clusters of chemical labs grinding mutanted strains of the rotting meat of native tribesmens rotting corpses mashed together with malign vines waiting to be processed in the gas chambers. Torture chambers. Chambers and more chambers.
Opium poppies with sigils carved into the pods (an attraction tactic to harvest Need Freaks far and wide) growing wild mutated overgrown covering old abandoned crack flats and cat houses. Pumped but limp seeping milk into thousand drip drops from their oversized pods that were rapidly lapped up by the Cat people before the milk hardened (sometimes in long urine-like slashes) up like dry wax, huge pale puddles of drying gum, the junkies wait once the beasts have had there fill. Dozens of Ayahuasca fill silos circle the chemical labs where raw opium is rendered into Hydo-Fent, cooking up even more potent opioids via chemical combinations - an infinity of numbers making mouculer geometry - atoms arranged into new chemical nightmares. Never ending nightmares.
Vast gigantic Fly Agaric mushrooms droop over the wastelands their vast red caps decomposing slowly in the sun causing the speckled white spots to melt and slide off the caps like some hallucinogenic cottage cheese.
Dozens of thin crucifixes sixty metres high tower into the sickly yellow sky swaying over the crack stalls and brick factories and torture cells, like macabre satellites of wood and meat, the crucified long since stopped screaming now puretrfied sacrificed nailed high corpses now only alive via the parasites that feast off them ... while they lay in wait for hosts of crow, vultures and so on. ...The very First of the Crucified nothing lives - baked to beautiful bleach pink encrusted husks, rendered that way from the radiating rays of the atomic eye, the pulsating blood orange that is the, Sun still rising (has it never) to claim itself as the only legitimate god of the Wasteland: Helios
Our Human walks already blistering naked reborn dead - and continues into the first Circuit, his guide known simply as the Other walks beside him, imitating his every move and gesture, our Human and its doppelganger guide now begin to finish the tame tour of this first of the nine Circuits...They slowly pass in pulsations through yet another field of Opuim poppies - forever in process of Harvest, by once tortured souls who continue to slice sigils into the oversized poppy pods to siphon its "Need" (an enegry of monumental parasitic importance in this realm) it issues out an essence of smoked delirium tinged with aniseed, it rapidly forms in a sepia spirit that's nano-siphoned off for eartly dimensions, enriching the rich milkly sap that draws drips and dries rapidly under the Sun, their black blades expertly gather the fattening opium gum...as both Human and his Other (or Guide) pass through these ghosts of semptic ozone essence, an eternity passes until both come to stop at wire fence that itself is covered in handmade small straw dolls with pins covering each and everyone, also - scarlet occult sigils seem scrawled across practically across all of them - those small dolls - all made of tightly wrapped fraying string as dry as bone. Licked red. The pins too ... red with rust. A galaxy of of them spetic pricks.
At last the wire gate eerily swang open, letting them pass through as it swings back into place behind him and his guide.
To be continued..
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kitty-bandit · 7 months
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Animal sickness under the cut.
My cats have been various levels of sick for the past 2 months. The kind of sick where I’m cleaning up stinky messes and washing blankets multiple times a day due to messes/accidents. I’m pretty sure I’ve spent at least $1k on various treatments and other things to fix their issues. 5 cats passing parasites and worms between each other takes a while to get under control—especially when the diagnosis took forever to get as well.
But we figured out where and why/how they kept getting sick (drinking stagnant water from a broken sump pump like a bunch of idiots—a second one which we didn’t know we even had—which also cost $200 to fix) and finally—FINALLY—for the first time since we got Jelly Bean in late October, he had a goddamn solid bowel movement.
I feel so old and so ridiculous being this excited and happy about cat shit. But the relief is overwhelming. After all the bullshit from that shelter we adopted him from—when they didn’t properly treat him for his parasites or vaccinate him right!—and his poor ear infection, he’s finally better. He’s healthy! His little body can finally properly digest food and get all his nutrients so he will get big and strong!
And Shiro is better—no longer screaming in pain from his poor sore butt because he caught worms from his brother. And the other boys also having the same issues (though Shiro had it worst of all)—they’re all on the mend. They took their meds and are getting their little gut biomes back to normal.
And maybe—just maybe—they will no longer have those atomic, room-clearing farts.
My goddamn life has been nothing but literal shit for months and I can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. Sweet, sweet freedom. OTL
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platinumaspiration · 2 years
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hey! i’m a fellow uberhood player and i’m super nosey so could you tell us some fun/exciting/dramatic things that have happened in your hood?
hello, my fellow uberhood player! Oh, man... well, I have a habit of romanticizing my sims' lives (and my own) so there's a long wall of text under the cut + pictures!
The Beaker Fire of 2022 - There is an ongoing investigation into the disastrous fire that left two dead: Nervous and Loki. The suspects in question are Freya, the cat and Cyclotron, the Servo. Consequently, Circe was left with Loki's side projects: Ceres and Atom and so, to make her happy, Cyclotron has officially changed his name to CycLoki and assumed Loki's identity. No one says anything about it because no one else is going to do the dishes and clean up the lab. And me, as The Watcher, will enable CycLoki in any endeavor even though he annoys me.
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2. An Indecent Proposal - As some may recall, Tybalt and Puck were an overly obnoxious couple throughout Uni. They even went as far as to get engaged autonomously! After Uni, they moved in together to a small house in Veronaville. While Tybalt was at work, Puck wanted to invite someone over. He also had a want to flirt with Tank. As a benevolent and beautiful Watcher, I put the pieces together and ushered Puck to the phone.
First, I want to say, Tank and Puck have 3 bolt chemistry and second, Puck and Tank have made out IN FRONT OF Tybalt and he didn't mind. Anyway, Puck and Tank hooked up and Tybalt came home from work and lo and behold, Tybalt was not upset. Did not care. Confident or Cuckold?
Puck then walked over to Tybalt and AUTONOMOUSLY broke up with him. Yes, all of the sudden I get a pop up asking me who will move out. Dismissed, rejected, publicly humiliated. It was more than Tybalt could bear.
I switch over to Tybalt's new apartment and he's invited to an outing downtown by none other than Puck. I'm thinking, oh maybe there's a chance? Nope. At the outing, it's Puck, Tank, Romeo, Juliette, Hermia, and Puck's mom, Titania. So, basically, it was Tybalt vs Tank and Romeo all night.
Puck must have been feeling some kind of way because as Tybalt was calling a taxi, Puck tried to serenade him. It was at that moment Tybalt swore to ruin Puck and Tank's happiness.
Tybalt ended his round sleeping with John Mole (Tank's love interest) and - I believe - he had a hand in Puck losing his job.
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3. The Curious Case of Pascal... Curious - I think it's just a fun/funny fact that Pascal remains a virgin who has never been kissed. I hope he will die like that.
4. Occupied Bathroom - In an effort to condense households, I moved David Ottomas and Gavin Newson in together and they both died. I have no idea how; I came back from whatever I was doing to find two urns in separate bathrooms. Sorry to Angela Pleasant, I know she loved Gavin 😥
5. She Said No - Patricia Wan and Cleo Shikibu are like peanut butter and jelly. They really love hanging out with each other and naturally talk to each other in game. So why the heck would Patricia deny Cleo's autonomous proposal?? And Cleo just had their twins?? That moment was a table flipping moment. Granted, nothing happened after that, but the point remains!
6. He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not - Juliette and Romeo. Romeo and Juliette. Lovers forced apart by no one except themselves in my game. Juliette is constantly rolling wants for Romeo so when her round came up, I had her ask Romeo on a date. She immediately rolled wants to be engaged and married to Romeo... And continuing my efforts to be the best Watcher I can be, I had Juliette propose. Romeo shrugged it off then wanted to make out. He doesn't roll wants for multiple partners, I truly think he just wants Juliette but not tied down.
[I play with vvqb's Alt Veronaville where the parents are alive.] Cordelia has an extreme dislike of Romeo and opted to set up Juliette with Dirk Dreamer. Juliette - after two dates with Dirk and another one with Romeo - finally rolled a want to marry Dirk. Dirk said yes, but I'll be damned that Juliette rolled to kiss Romeo. We'll see how this plays out next round.
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7. A New Demographic - The Unsavory Charlatan found a new group of sims to pickpocket. He really has hit rock bottom and brought a shovel with him.
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Yesssss we have hit the shift from firealpaca > clip studio paint
I remember I spent like 2 months just practicing because I had been using firealpaca since I very first started digital art in 2013 almost exactly a decade ago. It is literally the first and only program I used for that entire 10 years.
The free program that I grew up on and learned on and thrived on since the very very beginning, it was absolutely terrifying to make the switch and it frustrated me to tears some days, and terrified me that I would never grow as an artjst. but in the end I'm glad. Csp is truly a fantastic program and I can't express how much I love it, but I'll definitely always have a weird fondness for the program that I learned my passion on.
I'm happy, but also a little wistful. Feels like saying goodbye to an entire era of my life. It'll be good, but it'll be different.
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The Miraculous Living Machines
A Webcomic by Atomic Jelly Cat
Sci-fi comedy about a girl and her unglamorous life as a con-man's daughter and her weird robotic extended family.
This is a project I have been working on in private since 2017, and began uploading pages of it to Webtoon since March 2022 and now I'm gonna start uploading em' here bit by bit.
Be warned, since this is a project two years in the making (and more to go) the quality and formatting isn't the best at the beginning. But I do find my footing as it goes on, and I appreciate your patience!
Original comic description from webtoons:
Mari Stottlmeyer, the child of a wanted conman with no real home, was on the run again. This time, however, was different. The will of her estranged Uncle had found them, and she has inherited his legacy: 5 just-as-strange-as-he robots in a giant mechanical manor. While her father tries to spin this strange circumstance into a get rich quick scheme, Mari is realizing there’s something horribly wrong with the little rainy town of Arcane reach, and a darkness surrounding her uncles' untimely death
@atomicjellycat is my personal blog, if you want JUST living machines content; All art, comic pages, and Living Machines updates are on the official blog:
@themiraculouslivingmachines
However the Easiest way to read is on webtoons (and the most updated consistently) here:
The Miraculous Living Machines Webtoons
Current Aug 22, 2024 update:
Page updates have been halted on Tumblr due to a rumor that Midjourney (the ai art stealing program) is going to begin training on Tumblr. I have no idea if this is true, but I will not be taking chances. Pages will resume whenever I can get my hands on a GLAZE account and protect my work. Updates will continue on Webtoons as always.
New pages going live on Webtoons September 1st, Mon, wed, Fri regular updates!
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Holding a Quantum Cat by its Schrödinger's Tail: A Ride Through the Microcosmic Madness
Hey there, you intrepid souls of the internet! Strap yourselves in and hold onto your beanie hats because we’re about to serve up something that’ll make your neurons do backflips. Remember those times in science class when your teacher mentioned quantum mechanics and everyone’s eyes glazed over? Well, forget that snoozefest because we're about to reintroduce you to quantum mechanics in a way that's as far from boring as the Earth is from the edge of the observable universe (which is, FYI, pretty darn far).
We’ve all heard of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, right? Classic tale of one man with two wildly different personalities – the proper, buttoned-up Dr. Jekyll and his unhinged alter-ego, Mr. Hyde. Now, imagine these two hosting a TV show about quantum mechanics. Sounds like a train wreck waiting to happen? More like the most bizarrely enlightening crash course in the microcosmic universe you'll ever witness!
First up, Dr. Jekyll will swoon over atoms like they’re delicate flowers in an English garden – with protons playing the part of the noble knights, and electrons as these flittering, unpredictable creatures that you just can’t pin down (literally). He’s all about the poise and eloquence, painting a picture of the atomic world that’s more like a Renaissance painting than a high school textbook diagram.
But wait, there’s more! Just when you think you’re wading through a Victorian novel, in bursts Mr. Hyde – tearing down the fancy language and giving it to you straight. He sees atoms more like a rowdy bar on a Friday night, with electrons as the shady characters slipping through your fingers just when you think you've caught them.
And oh boy, when they get to wave-particle duality, it’s like a comedy show. Dr. Jekyll waxes poetic about particles being waves and waves being particles, in a manner most scholars and romantics would appreciate. But Mr. Hyde? He compares it to a drunkard staggering home, sometimes walking straight like a normal person (particle), and sometimes swerving like a snake (wave).
But wait, there's a plot twist! Just when you think it can't get wackier, they start talking about quantum entanglement. Picture this: Dr. Jekyll eloquently describes it as a mystical connection transcending space and time, like star-crossed lovers' hearts beating in unison across galaxies. Enter Mr. Hyde, scoffing at that notion, likening it instead to gossipy neighbors who can’t help but mirror each other’s dramatic reactions.
As we wind down this wild ride, we confront the infamous Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle. Dr. Jekyll will likely get all philosophical about it, musing on the nature of reality and our place in the universe. Hyde? He’ll probably just grumble about how it’s as impossible as taking a clear photo of a running squirrel on your first try.
So, there you have it, folks. If your brain’s not buzzing like a bee after this, check if you’re still awake. It's quantum mechanics narrated by the most unexpected duo since peanut butter met jelly. And just between us – it’s a way more thrilling story than anything about apples falling on people’s heads. Tune in, geek out, and who knows – you might just end up loving quantum mechanics more than cat videos on the internet. Maybe.
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WHAT IS THE QUANTAM THEORY OF LIFE??
Blog# 185
Wednesday, April 20th, 2022
Welcome back,
According to one theory in quantum mechanics, you are immortal.
One interpretation of a theory called quantum suicide ironically leads down a train of thought that makes your immortality completely absolute.
Now, we're going to be discussing quantum mechanics here, so try to keep your eyes from glazing over and stay with me, because at the end of this, you're going to be immortal.
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Theorized and published by Hans Moravec in 1987 and Bruno Marchal in 1988, the quantum suicide thought experiment proposes the same setup as the famous Schrodinger's Cat experiment with one minor change – that you are the observer as well as the test subject inside the box.
Stepping back a little, and stay with me here, the Schrodinger's Cat experiment places a theoretical cat in a box. As we observe the box with a cat inside, the state of the cat is both alive and dead due to the readily accepted view of quantum mechanics. The theoretical cat's life is tied to a quantum event that may or may not occur, so until we open the box, the cat exists in a state of being alive and dead, called superposition.
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In the quantum suicide experiment, as you sit awaiting possible death inside the box being both the observer and test subject, your odds of survival are 50% per the probability of a given quantum event occurring per run of each experiment. The experiment repeats onward to infinity. The theory of quantum suicide essentially suggests that by the second attempt, you would be decisively dead.
But let's focus on the other interpretation of the quantum thought experiment that gives you immortality – because that's much more fun.
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First, we have to assume that there are infinite worlds. Stay with me here again, this is actually a common belief in quantum mechanics. It essentially states that every possible world and every possible past and future has and will exist on a quantum level. Under this theory, there could be an identical version of you reading this article exactly where you are, with the only difference being that they're eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Trippy.
So, un-mush your mind for a second and let's keep digging down this quantum rabbit hole... Like I said, you'll be immortal at the end of this.
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If we re-run the quantum suicide experiment assuming that the many-worlds theory is true, then in every test instance, in one or more worlds, our consciousness survives, no matter what. Since you – being the observer and the test subject – are in a state of superposition, you must live by a matter of quantum necessity, otherwise, you fall out of superposition which is a contradiction to the original experiment.
So, no matter the number of iterations of the experiment, it is physically necessary that you survive, suggesting that you have quantum immortality.
But what does this actually mean? Could you go run off a bridge and survive? Sure, if there are actually infinite worlds and you follow the strict parameters of the quantum suicide experiment. But let's see what this really means.
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Max Tegmark, a famous cosmologist made the most famous response to this immortality thought experiment. He acknowledged that if the logical parameters of the experiment follow correctly, then everyone should be immortal. However, the flaw, he believed, was that death is rarely a binary event.
In the experiment, each test is a binary event, either you live or die. Tegmark suggests that dying is more of a progressive process, which relies on the results of previous events. When this is the case, the theory of quantum immortality breaks down.
So, if there are in fact endless worlds and you place yourself in a quantum box being both an observer of quantum experiments and a test subject of them, then you will live forever. That, is how you become truly immortal.
Originally published on interestingengineering.com
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“IS THE ATOM A THEORY??”
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Love me for who I am now
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Bucky x Reader ( Chapter 3)
Previous / Next (4)
Summary: You apply for the Stark internship and end up getting it, so now you have 5 months to make a good impression to continue working with the Avengers.
A/N: Ok Chapter 3 here we go, things are moving 10 000+ words later XD. Sorry for any mistakes made, hope you enjoy it even a tiny bit.
Word count:  3,997
Warmings: fights, harsh language, not part of the original MCU
Y/N- Your name
Y/L/N- Your Last Name
Tag list: @vicmc624​
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   Two men dressed in dark fancy suits helped Captain America sit on the bench next to Dr. Banner, while one more presumably, also an agent rolled in 2 stretchers. From the voices you could distinguish Natasha Romanoff and Sergeant James Barnes. Not too far, with a confidant step followed Tony Stark keeping the splint around his left hand, covered slightly by the expensive material of his jacket - throw casually over his shoulders. Poor Pepper having her husband come home almost dead all the time- must be just awful.
“What happened?” Bruce barked out intensely checking Natasha in a hastily manner, making sure there wasn’t anything too major
 “HYDRA fed us the wrong information, long story short caught the link in time and no one died.” Tony explained, pulling a squished protein bar from the inside of his pant pocket
“I almost saw the light for a second time Tony.” Captain hissed when you began disinfecting his wounds, reacting to the cold cooling yet irritating feeling of the clear liquid on the cotton ball.
“I am sure that was the explosion.” Natasha snickered at the blond man. ”Next time don’t look at it, ok?” One after the other injured agents flooded the lab making motion difficult. Most of the equipment was on the other end of the packed room. Talking and a mix of incoherent sounds filled your head, causing you to go into overdrive. You had no idea how people could work in such an environment. Hospital work was part of your curriculum, as weird as it sounded, since you were dabbling in human body functions. Even there you never had so many people on your head, there was order- obviously lacking here.
  Some were very badly injured, near-death was a correct way to say it, but for sure not 90%. Looking around you couldn’t find a shorter way towards the bandages and irrigation solution. Tables and people were placed like chess pieces in a game you were losing because of panic. Tony kept his eyes on you, biting down on the crumpling snack, waiting to see what you would do. It could have been all a test for what you knew, yet it flew over your head.
“Dr. Banner.” You yelled out patching up the Cap and moving onto one of the stretchers “Can you pass me the small bag behind you please?” he nodded and did it all without even taking a look away from Natasha’s wounds. Professional or just slightly overconfident?
  Rising your right hand you caught the bag making its way towards you. The flap flung open and you pulled out the 4 bottles of vibranium dust onto the table, right next to you. A hair tie emerged from the same place shortly after. Bucky looked up at the changing expression on your face, interested in silence maybe also in a bit of pain. Your fingers raked up your scalp, gathering as much hair as possible to imprison with the elastic. Tony ever so silent but focused, a good judge of character.
  The lids of the bottles rolled onto the desk, discarded without a thought. Your hands cupped all of them and spilling piles of metallic dust on the floor. Stark rose an eyebrow and stopped chewing for a second. Taking a deep breath the oxygen gathered all your thoughts into an anxiety suppressing pill, shooting in waves through your bloodstream. You didn’t waste any time, your eyelids swung up letting your lashes almost hit your brows. Both your elbows bent in, positioning themselves next to your waist line snugly. You could feel your back muscles clench and tighten before extending. They shot your arms to the sides, dust cloud forming two plates pushing agents to the side. 
“SILANCE!” the room granted your wish, even the atoms could be heard moving with the shock engulfing the field “This is a lab NOT a playground! If you are able to cause such ruckus you aren’t hurt enough to be here. If any of you insist on doing this, I will give you a reason to scream. If you are patched up leave! Got a paper cut or bruise- leave! Unless you crawl to me, I don’t want to see you.” hunched over your body didn’t move from its metal bending pose, arms spread like a bird in flight, eyes looking forward “Now, out.” the words vibrated fearless in your throat
  It wasn’t surprising that almost all people in black suits left in a rush, accept some that were actually getting treated from the mission. Sergeant Barnes was still laying on the stretcher waiting for his turn, taken back from the scene that unraveled above him. Almost in a Dr. Strange hand motion you pulled the vibranium back.
  The silence continued making your confidence evaporate and let the anxiety condensate back into you. Eyes roaming around the room till a loud and audible clap pulled the strings of your head towards it. Tony was doing his best not to mess his arm up more, but to him this deserved praise.
“Well done Miss inter, I am pleasantly surprised with your actions…” his footsteps creeped up, letting his body lean onto Bucky’s current bed, ignoring the man’s grunt of discomfort “…and that.” his finger made circles pointing at your arms covered with the metallic dust shaped slightly like a gauntlet
“It’s amazing isn’t it?” Banner, back still facing the rest of the room, scoffed proud like a father witnessing his child’s grades 
“You know about it?” Tony crushed up the plastic of the protein bar, tossing it in the trash in the corner of the room
“Yeah.” The doctor was finishing up with Natasha “We were actually talking about that with her before you rushed in. I was lucky enough to get a special demonstration as well.”
“So what is it Miss intern ?” his head tilted, showing a new angle of his goatee
  It didn’t take you long to notice that the sergeant couldn’t get up because he was shot pretty badly. Your desk had turned into a makeshift surgical table with all kinds of things on it - soon to be used. One of the gauntlets flew off your soft skin and pulled up the soldier like he was made of feathers. The wound seemed to be closing up fast, the super serum did give him abnormal healing. This was proof that not everything is a good thing. The bullet was still lodged inside his body, which wasn’t the optimal place for foreign matter.
“It’s vibranium dust. I am sure Mr. Stark knows about it. It was in my application papers.” You began disinfecting the area, applying a small dose of lidocaine onto the open cut, just to numb it as much as possible. Somehow you didn’t want this man to feel any more pain that he already had endured, past or present moment.
“You did, about it being inside the body not throwing it like the pissed off Sand man.” The ever so playful with words Tony ladies and gentlemen 
“I might have skipped one or two parts, but they were something I was experimenting with on the side and not on the subject I was offering.” The vibranium took the elegant shape of a sharp scalpel. With a light hand, the pressure made the blade disappear into Bucky’s skin, making a big enough incision. Tweezers fit inside snugly, pulling out the bullet that looked almost destroyed in his body. “ This batch is under my willful control.”
“Transmitter?” Tony’s eyes went over your whole body trying to find something, still consciously making a mental mark, on the little knife you manifested from basically a pile of metal “Doesn’t look like they are voice triggered .”
“The only transmitter is my brain waves.” Placing your fingers over a cup of rubbing alcohol, you dropped in the tweezers and the scalpel, now turned into the same shiny mass as it was originally in its own jar “ Quantum engineered with quarks made from my own tissues.”
“Ssss.” The hissing sound that came out from in-between Tony’s teeth as he took a sharp breath in, send chills down his own back “Masochist aren’t you. Hey, we don’t kink shame here sweetie, don’t worry.” A playful wink flew towards you “Y/N right?” your head nodded, hands putting things in their original place, trying to give the room back its original look “Nice nice. Welcome to the team, glad to have you. Seems like you chose Banner to start off your training. I am deeply offended .” a big hand grabbed onto the fabric over his heart, in the most theatrical way possible “Most people go for the playboy billionaire. I guess not everyone has good taste, don’t worry I will fix it.” 
“Excuse me?” training? Well that definitely was NOT in the list of activities for you internship “Ugh…”
“Sweet cheeks, you didn’t thought I would give access to Avengers information just like that to an intern?” he scoffed at exactly what you were thinking. The rest of the members were observing the situation from the sidelines. It wasn’t yet their time to jump in.
“Look.” His thigh went over the desk, sitting half way onto it, head crooked at you. Tony was focused on the ever so slightly changing lines of your face. He wasn’t the only one holding a breath in in expectation “I went over you application, I was taken back by your idea. It was so outside the box I am kinda jelly I didn’t come up with it. Some more digging here and there... turns out joining my university was done on a whim - second shot to the heart sweetie.” his fingers back onto his chest next to the reactor core “ Lack of history before that, no future ambitions whatsoever. Heck -” Tony’s body slid off the hard flat surface, fixing the jacket slipping off his shoulder. His back was facing you as he began walking towards the exit “ Even your professors were worried about you- gave them a lil call. I just saw a bright cookie I wanted, so I got you.” With a sideways, look he smirked almost like a cat playing with a mouse
“And I plan to keep you here one way or the other, so I offer you this.” Arms spread sideways, garment now resting on the floor, gathering the dust and dirt from all the shoes in here previously “Training, knowledge and access to tech you would never have even in university or the government. Your choice. Become someone who you used to look up to, or go back after the end of your internship.”
  Your eyes moved from the floor, slowly towards his jacket, over it and straight up his body. The breath lodged inside your throat began moving in and out unnoticeable. The two super soldiers could practically hear you inhaling a storm around yourself and Natasha read your body language. To all of them you were as simple as an open brochure. Tony knew, he was just waiting for the moment you crack under. You were but a pile of clay with astonishing properties, ready to be turned into anything.
“I did apply to Stark university as a last choice. BUT! I applied to this internship for the sole reason of doing nothing but the best to build up a reputation and secure a position in the future.” Your voice snuck out from between your soft lips as a rising in octaves whisper. As confidence began to accumulate so did the need for you to prove your qualities “Even if you didn’t tell me this Mr. Stark, I would have still whipped my success onto your face. There is something I just gotta know.”
  The loud laugh echoing from inside his voice box made your whole body flinch, a blink opening your eyes wide simultaneously. “That is my girl! Exactly what I wanted to hear from you. I knew I chose you very very well. And call me Tony, I am not that old yet for Mr.” his heels swung his body like a ballerina to face you for a bit “ First round you have with green angry guy over there. Banner seems to like you already, but I want to see how true those PE grades of yours are. I expect you to take the gym in the building as serious as the rest do, little smarty pants. I would say don’t disappoint, but that look in your eyes shows me you don’t need cheesy lines. ”
  It felt like time froze the moment the owner of the building stepped out of the lab. The heartbeat in your ears was the only thing counting down the seconds passing by you, before a big and firm arm rested onto your right shoulder. Neck cracked a bit looking up at the huge yet gentle owner. He flashed you a smile almost as bright as his blonde hair.
“He tends to mess with newcomers, don’t worry your head about it too much. Was like that with me too.” Captain America looked down at Bucky and then back at you “I leave my oldie here with you, make sure you take good care of him. “
“Thank you sir.” You blurred out, out of respect towards your childhood hero and probably one of the few people who you felt you could talk casually with out side of ‘work’
“Please, call me Steve. Even if you are a baby to the group, you are still an Avenger in training so, no need for formalities with us.”  With a gentle patting motion he pushed himself off you and in the direction of his own room. ”Don’t stay too long and forget to eat, I know how you science people get.”
  Natasha jumped off the stretcher and groaned out, trying to reposition the shoulder that once more was part of her body and not just hanging by muscles and tissues.
“See you later.” She flashed you a smile, red locks of hair dancing like fire around her “Neighbor.” The word sung out playfully, in a teasing big sister manner
“You staying behind for the usual check up?” Bruce’s voice cracked, waves directed towards the super soldier sitting on the stretcher next to you.
“Yeah.” The word bass low almost pushed his head to the side, but he stopped half way- direction opposite from you
“Y/N would you be a dear and do it for me? I have to go and get Clint his meds.” His thin figure skillfully snaked around tables, chairs and desks out of the room - door sliding closed behind him. You could hear the pressured air whistled inside from the movement.
  Pushing the screen over to the Sergeant’s body made you paused. The scanner caught easily the interference caused by his weapons, plastered over his body in bondage style belts and bags.
“Um, you will have to take those off. Sorry.” Your voice but a whisper that only his super senses could catch. With a nod he reach up to the clasp. The straps were pushing into his strong and muscular body so much, the moment he pressed the button they popped off with a jump, landing onto this pectorals seconds later. As much as you tried to stay professional, your eyes kept drifting over his body. Bucky looked huge compared to the TV version of him. Everyone knew he was experimented on by HYDRA and made into an enhanced human, but this man was a walking tank. His biceps and thighs waiting to just bust out of the fabric. Going wide, your eyes connected with your brain, realizing you were practically having weird thoughts over an injured person. Shaking out of it, you pulled back.
“F.R.I.D.A.Y. ?” calling out, the interface answered practically before you could finish saying the name
Yes Miss.
“Do a standard scan and a nerve check please.”
Shall I send the results to your tablet?
“Yes, thank you.” The sound of the machine turning on led you to pull the flat screen and look at the image developing as pixels. Bucky’s body didn’t move, a bolder just sitting there and waiting. Yet his eyes caught a glimpse of your body slowly leaning onto the desk, focused on your work, unintentionally exposing your neck to him - the shapes your curves made. Somehow he couldn’t avert his gaze even if his head was empty from thoughts.
Done
“Ok...” the letters were prolonged. Biting your nail you noticed the inflamed nerve on his shoulder, pinched between his metal arm and the flesh of his body. “ Any shoulder pain?” you wanted him to say it, not you showing it
“None that I know of.” He responded, voice like thick caramel- sweet. Breathy as it was, the sigh left your mouth open, pulling your eyelids down over your irises. Your hips pushed you away from the desk and over to his left side. The cold vibranium under your touch felt refreshing. Soon as you found the spot, just the slightest pressure made him grunt.
“Hm.”an amused smirk followed the huff of air through your nose “Well I am sure this is something you know of.” Bucky kept his serious face, looking forward and not acknowledging the pain you pulled out of his extremity “Sergeant Barnes, come on.” He didn’t budge nor would he any time soon and you knew that without a verbal answer or marker
 Inhaling some air, you prepared yourself for a conversation that might just jab at more than his inflamed nerve. It could or couldn’t end up with you dead, but you weren’t getting anywhere with this. Pulling the chair on one leg, you swung it over standing directly in front of the tense man. It was time for a confrontation that no one wanted. With a push of your coat you sat down, crossing your legs and leaning onto the knee, elbow to palm.
“Look, I may not be the best person to have this conversation with or anywhere close to that, but you really need to start opening up at least to the people that care about you. Steve ‘cough cough’.”
  Bucky was still jumping from object to object but staying away from you “Keep your secrets to yourself soldier. Fighting inner demons and past trauma that you don’t even remember is hell, but that doesn’t mean you have to suffer on the outside too. No one would think of you any less if you said ‘hey my shoulder hurt’.” Leaning onto the chair’s back you let your head fall towards the wood behind . Diverting your physical eye contact let him eye you comfortably.
“What would you know about that?” ok he spoke, defensive and aggressive but progress- we are making it
“I don’t, I never said I did. If I could experience what you have, I would do it to understand you.” Side to side your head rubbed over the backrest, little splints tugging on your hair “Trust me, I would make this whole situation a lot better.”
“Is this part of your internship or something?” his words pulled your teeth to your bottom lip, squeezing away gently the remark you wished to make. Maybe a bit of Tony was rubbing off onto you.
“Babysitting problematic kids?” head shot up, as your fingers found your chin, placing your whole demeanor into a thinking position “No, I don’t think so.I don’t tend to brats, not my forte.”
“You seem to let your lips lose in bad situations.” Oh now, now he was mad. “Might end up biting you in the ass later.” You didn’t need superpowers or the bp of his heart to deduce it. Since we jumped over the acceptable line by a mile, no need to turn back now. There is one way to deal with an ass and that was bite back harder.
“Sorry for not walking on eggshells around you. Sergeant Barnes.” You saluted him in a mocking way, leaning back in the chair, basically feeling the waves of anger directed towards you. If this was the Winter Soldier he would have bitten off my throat, disgraceful. - the contractions of your lungs stopped at that thought, so rude...so you? Almost like you knew him personally. Ok, ok time to cool down before something happens.
“How do you expect me to help you if you don’t throw me a bone?” you sighed, feeling still how angry Bucky was about the whole conversation and situation in general. You were in the same headspace, if not in a weird yet familiar one” If the arm hurts, let people help, heck ask Dr. Banner or Tony.” It still felt weird using their first names - energizing no doubt
“They don’t understand, never will, nor will you.” This grown man was acting like a child, like the world didn’t have people who had similar levels of stress in their life. It was slowly crawling up your nerves and igniting a fire that could, if unleashed, burn him down so fast, only the metal arm would be left. But you tried to stay cool and calm, be the adult.
“Fine, do what you want.” Your body shot up as you threw your hands even higher. The lab coat fixed itself back onto you, fingers rubbing the back of your neck. The man sat there hunched over, arm stinging with the most dumbfounded look he could plaster over his stoic façade. “You can go, but if you don’t fix it you will be a burden on the next mission.” And you threw the hook, now all good ol’Bucky had to do is bite and this would be all over in the nick of time. There was a room with your name on it, calling.
  You waited and waited till you noticed the stars pocking inside from the window. Head moving towards your clock made you realize that it was already 9pm. With a jump in your step you pulled all the vibranium back in its original comfy home and inside the space in your new desk. Whipping dust off tech and trying to organize your papers, completely ignoring the tantrum little boy pretty close by.
“Fine.” Bucky’s voice was louder and deeper than before
“What?” your neck tugged on the muscles, letting you look at him with an unbothered look swimming around in your eyes.
“I said fine.Do what you gotta do.” And the verbal consent was given on a whim. Joy filled you up knowing you wouldn’t have to deal with him anymore. All happened in a blink of an eye - arms wrapping around his, a sudden loud and painful swing leading to the crack of his whole metallic prosthetic. This was probably the first time you saw such an expression on his face. His brain now activated to deference mode, reached to grab your neck. Any normal person would piss their pants, but you tried to stay calm. Tapping his wrist you played a small echoing sound, when his eyes landed on the full extension and rotation of his arm.
  The accumulating pressure left his muscles as it showed on his face. Bucky’s eyes were wide, roaming over his arm with the speed of light, pulling a light cough out of your throat.
“Sorry. “ he pulled back instantly.
“I just repositioned your arm you big brute. Next time swing gentle, no need to go through walls.” Palming your neck you pointed at the door
“Now leave me to my work.” A light jump and he was on his legs again doing as you requested, not being able to say anything. Leaning onto the door frame he mumbled something and left.
Sergeant Barnes was thankful Miss.
F.R.I.D.A.Y. informed you, pulling a smirk from deep inside. “Yeah yeah, I know. Tough nut that James Barnes. Such a kid.” One more giggle and it was off to finishing up for you.
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Crayon Asks
in honor of my love for crayons and my need for ask games i made my own ask game using the 152 box of crayons that i have and theyre on a color spectrum of some sort sdgvyj
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Purple mountains majesty: what mythical creature would you want to exist?
Deep space sparkle: how do you feel about SPACE?
Purple heart: who's your best friend?
Blue violet: have you ever dyed your hair?
Glitter purple 1: favorite gemstone?
Eggplant: do u like eggplant?
Royal purple: are you a queen?
Cyber grape: are you tech savvy?
Violet (purple): how are ya?
Glitter purple 2: how do you feel about glitter?
Vivid violet: red or green grapes?
Plum: are you plumtastic?
Razzmic berry: strawberries or raspberries?
Wisteria: do you think magic exists?
White: ghost?
Glitter white 1: how old are you?
Glitter white 2: do you have immense power?
Black: are you an eldritch being?
Shadow: are you afraid of the dark?
Gray: have you ever done a warrior cats roleplay?
Sonic silver: gotta go fast?
Timberwolf: have you ever done a wolf pack roleplay?
Silver: favorite song?
Manatee: favorite animal?
Cadet blue: do you paint your nails?
Wild blue yonder: do you yearn to run into the wild and never return?
Periwinkle: favorite flower?
Sky blue: do you go cloud gazing?
Glitter blue 1: do you take lots of pictures?
Cornflower: do you like baking?
Blue bell: do you like cows?
Cerulean: do you like to sing?
Glitter blue 2: what did you want to be when you were younger?
Glitter blue 3: do you like to draw?
Blue: what's your favorite word?
Glitter blue 4: do you like makeup?
Denim: jeans or khakis/whatever aren’t jeans?
Outer space: favorite planet?
Navy blue: do you like boats?
Indigo: are you a morning or a night person?
Midnight blue: what's your aesthetic?
Pacific blue: can you swim?
Blue green: do you like to read?
Steel blue: do you have nerves of steel?
Turquoise blue: what's your favorite tv show?
Aquamarine: have you been to the ocean?
Metallic seaweed: do you like sushi?
Robin’s blue egg: have you ever had a pet bird?
Illuminating emerald: what's the first fandom you were in?
Caribbean green: have you ever been on a plane? Where to?
Sea green: favorite oc?
Jungle green: do you ever go exploring in the woods?
Shamrock: lucky number?
Glitter green 1: favorite food?
Pine green: favorite kind of tree?
Tropical rain forest: earliest childhood memory?
Asparagus: do you like vegetables?
Green: feelings about grass?
Mountain meadow: have you ever been in the mountains?
Forest green: where have you always wanted to go?
Granny smith apple: favorite kind of apple?
Sheen green: are you squeamish?
Screamin’ green: do you need to scream?
Yellow green: favorite holiday?
Fern: do you like the person you've grown into?
Glitter green 2: cooked or uncooked vegetables?
Electric lime: do you drink energy drinks?
Inchworm: do you like bugs?
Glitter yellow 1: do you sunburn easily?
Green yellow: do you like the rain?
Spring green: favorite thing about springtime?
Olive green: is there anything that you regret?
Gold fusion: do you watch steven universe?
Gold: best brand of peanut butter?
Goldenrod: What's an animal that you've always wanted?
Metallic sunburst: do you like knick knacks?
Laser lemon: do you like lemonade?
Canary: favorite kind of bird?
Yellow: here comes the sun?
Almond: do you collect things?
Dandelion: are they weeds?
Banana melon: tell us what you're thinking of right now
Unmellow yellow: how chill are you?
Sunglow: what's your favorite time of day?
Macaroni and cheese: favorite restaurant? 
Atomic tangerine: do you like soda?
Yellow orange: how long is your longest friendship?
Neon carrot: do you have laser vision?
Orange: are you a creative person?
Vivid tangerine: is there anyone that you miss?
Outrageous orange: what's the most outrageous thing you've ever done?
Mango tango: do you like to dance?
Sunset orange: favorite part of the sunset? 
Red orange: cats or dogs?
Scarlet: the most badass thing you’ve ever done?
Shimmering blush: last embarrassing thing you did?
Bittersweet shimmer: do you know what you're doing?
Razzmatazz: jazz hands?
Glitter red 1: hand holding or hugs?
Red: Do you have a crush?
Big dip o’ ruby: how big is your crush on your crush?
Brick red: when did you start liking your crush?
Maroon: dream date?
Cerise: is your crush the coolest?
Glitter red 2: how does your crush make you feel?
Glitter red violet 1: something you are looking forward to?
Red violet: can I hold your hand?
Fuchsia: what do you want to do right now?
Jazzberry jam: strawberry or grape jelly?
Purple pizzazz: pizzazz is close to pizza, pineapple on pizza?
Magenta: Am I real?
Hot magenta: fear level?
Violet red: most romantic thing you've ever done?
Wild strawberry: who was your first crush?
Pink sherbert: favorite ice cream flavor?
Radical red: have you ever surfed before?
Wild watermelon: send me your own question about my crush!
Salmon: what's your favorite kind of pet fish?
shocking pink: do you think your crush likes you back?
Carnation pink: what's the longest relationship you've ever been in?
Glitter pink 1: are you still friends with your exs?
Tickle me pink: how ticklish are you?
Razzle dazzle rose: will you confess to your crush?
Cotton candy: how do you plan to confess to your crush?
Pink flamingo: do you like live action or animated shows/movies better?
Blush: what makes you happy?
Orchid: gender?
Glitter pink 2: sexuality?
Mauvelous: are you marvelous?
Lavender: what about yourself do you like?
Piggy pink: do you have a piggy bank? Do you use it?
Melon: are you worried about anything right now?
Apricot: what do you want to do for a career?
Peach: what's one goal you have?
Glitter tan 1: do you have long or short hair?
Alloy orange: favorite time of year?
Burnt orange: if there's one thing you could change about yourself what would it be?
Tan: favorite color?
Bittersweet: favorite memory?
Mahogany: do you like to write?
Chestnut: roasting on an open fire?
Fuzzy wuzzy: do you sleep with a stuffed animal?
Burnt sienna: what's the last thing you ate?
Brown: are you procrastinating on anything right now?
Sepia: send a sneak peek of whatever you're working on!
Beaver: do you have good teeth?
Raw sienna: do you like to paint?
Blast off bronze: would you ever want to go to space?
Antique brass: do you have any pets?
Copper: SLEEP!
Desert sand: do you play minecraft?
Tumbleweed: have you ever been to the desert?
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