#auntt

[storge]

TAKAHASHI FUMIYA as Gaku Kitada Fermat's Cuisine (2023)

[ashmp3]

i am at my grandparents place and my grandma is talking how when i was a baby we were in that town bc of bombing it was much safer. and how i was skinny bc ofc it was harder to get food but they gave me strawberries bc they picked them and i vomited my soul out. damn….. also i was 5kg when i was 7 months like that’s a tiny baby for sure

[witchcraftandburialdirt]

((HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT IM AN AUNT. I CANNOT STOP SMILING

[evenstarfalls]

OH MY GOD HAYLEY ????? HAYLEY !!!!!!!!!

[xplrvibes]

everytime there’s a new picture or colby interacts with m shea subtweets him 😭 that pic of colby with m just dropped and shea just tweeted out

“you lost me, and i watched as you lost yourself”

shea, baby, he didn’t lose himself, he’s finding himself and what he wants in this life <33 im actually so proud of him for breaking free of that ugly cycle of the same girls back and forth and never really committing.

She freely admitted to stalking him (as if following his auntt after he supposedly broke her heart wasn't indication enough of that but you know, what do I know) so none of the creepy weird stalker bullshit she does surprises me. 🤣

And since she knows twitter has a hate/hate relationship with him, she knows she can live out her fantasy of being everyone's favorite sad victim over there. It's a win/win. They get something they can use against him, and she gets more people running over to tell her how wonderful she is and how much of a hapless victim she is.

Anyway, good for him for breaking away and growing the fuck up and out of toxic non-situationship he was apparently in with her goofy ass. We love a glow-up.

[imagines-for-earthbread]

can you do one with almond and latte? just them having a good time together out in the town :)

“Oooh! Almond, look at this one!” The teacher exclaimed in awe at a dress displayed in the window, nail tapped against the glass as she pointed. Today was a rare day; a day where both the detective and the professor had a day off! Latte was particularly excited about this, but honestly Almond would rather be sleeping in a recliner right now rather than being Latte’s personal bag rack for her shopping endeavours. But he can’t lie, being with Latte is always pretty fun even if he thinks what they’re doing is pretty silly.

“Yeah, yeah, it’s… Nice.” He sighed, taking a sip of the espresso Latte had bought for him as compensation. “You think it’d look nice on me?” She asked, glancing back at him.

“Eh.” He shrugs. “I don’t take periwinkle to be your colour.” He said as he took another sip nonchalantly. This warrants a gasp from Latte and for her to turn to face him, laying her hands on her hips and furrowing her brow at the man. “I could DEFINITELY pull off periwinkle!” 

“You willing to spend $500 just to prove me wrong?” Latte pauses, her body turned to look at the price tag, before she promptly crossed her arms over her chest and let out a ‘hmph!’ “‘S what I thought." He said, a triumphant little smirk on his face. "I’m hungry, you wanna get lunch yet?” Latte thought for a moment before she nodded, picking up the bags she’d laid on the ground in front of the window and then reaching over to grab Almond’s hand so she could drag him to the nearest coffee shop.

After ordering and sitting down, Almond let out a sort-of exasperated sigh as he leaned back in his chair, crossing his ankles under the table as he unwrapped the muffin he’d bought for himself and taking a bite. Latte settled down across from him, but sitting on the edge of her seat and leaning in; a complete opposite of how Almond was sat.

She pushed a bag towards him then opened her own snack she’d bought for herself. “Walnut still likes chocolate croissants, right?” Almond looked at the bag she pushed to him, peeked inside and found just that; a chocolate filled croissant. He looked to Latte, cocking a brow. “You remembered?” “Of course I remembered! You underestimate Aunt Latte! Auntte, if you wi-” “Don’t call yourself that. But yeah, she does. Thanks, she’ll like it.” He said as he tossed the croissant into a bag full of stuff both him and Latte had bought for Walnut – but most of it was from Latte. She had a tendency to spoil all of her friends' children when she wasn’t spoiling said friends – which she was at that moment. A good half of those bags were for Almond, just random things he’d happened to comment on or pick up and new clothes, comfortable and formal for the few parties he gets dragged to by Latte.

“Have you ever had one?” Latte asked, head tilted as she waited for his answer. “Uh… No? I don’t care for sweeter stuff–” “Do you want a bite of mine?” The speed of her question had him stutter, but before he could say ‘I’m okay’ she was leaning over the table. “C’mon, you’ll like it! What cop doesn’t like anything sweet once in a while?” She grinned down at the detective, in return getting a sigh. “You know what– Alright. Fine, let me have a bite.” He grumbled. 

Latte moved her croissant to Almond’s lips and her free hand under his chin to catch any crumbs. Of course, this warranted stares from other people in the diner but neither of them seemed to notice, nor exactly care. Latte sat back in her seat after he took his bite, waiting for his answer.

“How was it?”

“...Good, surprisingly.”

“...You want one?”

Almond stared for a moment before he chuckled softly at her eagerness to spend money on him. He smiled, leaning back in his chair again with a small smile at the woman across from him. 

“Yeah, sure.”

[unsound-unbody]

maybee there are some hot chaser milfs who wouldd payy me hundreds of dollarss to fuck themm whillee pretendingg to be their auntt who's the same age as them or youngerr because of all the weirdd dadd dating youngerr women thingg

[vijaylalmaitry]

https://youtu.be/orRBChFHpSc?si=bWpxjTmkyH-AUNTt

[yunhogf]

WAKEY WAKEY WAKEY

[sugrx]

1 - 26 for the askskskskskss

1. who was the last person you sent a text to?

@raventherobot we were playing minecraft idk if that counts as texting lOL

2. who was the last person you said ‘I love you’ to?

lOVE ANON!! in my last ask idk who to @ for that but ily love anon 💛

3. favourite type of weather?

snoWWWWW

4. what’s your zodiac sign? do you relate to it?

libra and scorpio-- idk how i have tWO???? i asked my brother and he said these two were his and we have the same birthdate so

i don’t know a wHOLE LOT about zodiac signs but i think i relate to libra more

5. showers or baths?

showers

6. favourite movie? (outside of mcu)

peter pANNNn

7. favourite colour?

yellow 💛

8. person your closest to in your family?

my mom

9. last movie you watched?

uHHH i think like inkheart

10. show you’re currently binging?

i jUST finished binging bna: brand new animal

11. what’s your lockscreen?

the default lockscreen on my phone bc i never use it lOL on my desktop tho my screensaver’s a moodboard @raventherobot made for my oc cyRIEL!!

12. f*ck, marry, kill (pick three people)

idk who three people are my cHOICES

13. opinion on...

opinion on w h a t

this wasn’t specific so here’s my opinion on BLACKBERRIES

they’re black

and berries

14. a celebrity you hate?

i don’t rlly know any celebRITIES??

15. a celebrity you love?

still don’t rlly know any celebrities

16. a character you relate to the most?

out of my oCS?? probably prosper

just on a general scope of fictional characters??? there’s too many chOicEs

17. someone you’re looking forward to seeing?

my great auNTT i haven’t seen her since quarantine and i miss her ;.; (also miss her dog)

18. what does the last text you sent say?

a long paragraph about respecting my boundaries bc i just had a fight with a toxic friendddd 

19. do you believe in true love?

uhh im indifferent i haven’t really experienced that much lovE so idk

20. have you ever been in love?

not?? really?? i had a crush in kindergarten and thAT’S THE EXTEND OF MY LOVE LIFE

21. if your ex texted you now how would you react?

don’t have one sooOOOOOOOOOOO

22. baths or showers?

showers-- isn’t this 5th qUESTION??

23. summer or winter?

winter

24. favourite memory from this year? (so far)

25. favourite food?

mcdonALDSSSSS chocolate milkshake :)

26. put your music on shuffle and say the line you like most in the song

maybe im a hero too

[angel-cakies]

Ggguys I csnt lie to you

I was lleabing for the airport I was gojna take my auntts car and then she appeared behjinfd me and I broughtt a gun with me in c case something happened and I don’t know wbat hapapned but she didn’t look like my aunt I just couldn’t see her

I saw Lincoln aand my Booth kin kicked in and shot her I shot her reight in front of the barn I don’t know what to do gfuys I don’t want to go to jail agahain

I’m sso sorry to everyone. I’m sorry. Pleqase forgive me

-charlie

[kellye96]

It's more than a blessing to have as my mom, as it’s an honor and privilege to be your daughter. You are my teacher, my strength, my guidance and my best friend. Whatever I am today and whatever I will be tomorrow is because of your love! Happy Birthday, Mom! I love you more than words! #happybirthday #worldsbestmom #ekfamily #ilovemymom #beyondblessed #grammy #auntt #southcarolina #palmettostate #greenwoodsc (at Greenwood, South Carolina)

[mystic-snowfall]

Rosa pregnancy hc

basically just after they’re married and while doing dishes or something Rosa basically just goes “Oh by the way I’m pregnant.” Literally none of that big fancy reveal stuff like on the internet, she just says it like most people would say “oh, we need more eggs.”

And Luca either drops the plates he’s drying and just stares at her or he’s like "Okay. Should I book an appointment with your doctor?” And just continues drying dishes 

acts like it’s so normal the babies might as well be groceries

THEY PROBABLY DONT SEE IT AS A BIG DEAL AND DONT TELL ANYONE UNTIL THEY NOTICE IT FIRST

“Oh, Rosa, you seem a bit um… rounder than usual. Is there something you want to tell us???”

“Well, she is pregnant, of course she’s round.”

They Tell Cam and cam makes a bigger deal than the two of them put together.

Crying and everything

“I’m going to be an auntt”

Luca just gives Cam a look and Cam calms down

But she says she’s throwing the baby shower

Rosa: That’s not necessary?????

Luca just sees Cam’s face and is all like “maybe we should let her do it… That way she has something to throw her enthusiasm into…”

And Cam spends the rest of the day like watching them and whispering to Tom like “how are they so calm? What?”

Luca nods and they’re all chill, discussing names and stuff, while Cam is still super confused

They’re literally the most chill throughout the pregnancy to the point it might not be real

Rosa doesnt even get that much cravings and she settles most of them herself

And when her water broke she just goes and cleans it up before going to the hospital because she’s done her reading and there’s time

And Luca like drives and they run over the names as they get closer to the hospital

And Luca somehow knows exactly what to do

He remembered all the advice they had gotten and just.Casually supports Rosa the whole time

THE DOCTORS AND NURSES ARE SHOCKED AND FREAKING OUT INTERNALLY

LUCA REALISES IT TOO AND FINDS IT FUNNY

He pretends he doesn’t of course.

[soulpups]

I love the tibetan terrier community but I think adding a extra T in words with a t is... interesting... 🙄 "PatTTy, AunTT, greaTT, fanTTasTTic"!!!!!!!

[samiholloway]

Do you see your future progeny’s name in here? Pruliaa Miiirilid Herree Chitoi Deredrd Aaaort Nitnis Aloora Cerreleaa Chhzzu Aradey Rarear Jnnn Mannie Seeleere Auntt Foro Tstilit Lorra Hhrsrrrrrr Seina Suttttuuyy Rusert P Sauenta Ralieh Halden

27 Trendy Baby Names From the Future According to a Neural Network | Mental Floss

[kent-whitaker-the-deck-chef-blog]

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