Australian Man staring down at Ellis: Listen I don't think I get to see you enough. And.....and I just think we need to spend more quality time together. I just want to be closer to you.
Ellis: Are you talking to me or my boobs right now?
Australian: Boobs *puts head on her chest* I love you
oh yeah i had a graystillplays hyperfixation for some reason
i even have the spleens hoodie sitting in my closet
anyway have these guys, i still can't bother to draw feet most of the time
to keep track of time, we're in may 2020 by this point
robert chase one of the characters of all time. hes blonde. he went to seminary school. he purposefully murdered a patient. he’s a vapid slut. allergic to strawberries. was caption of his college bowling team. desperately needs to be on antidepressants. he’s divorced. his ex-wife was/is in love with his dadboss. it’s heavily implied that this is part of why he married her to begin with. he’s been fired multiple times but he keeps coming back like a fucked-up obedient boomerang. he’s the best surgeon in the hospital. all this while having the personality of a sopping wet cardboard box of corn flakes that somebody poured milk into and let mildew.
Chapters: 7/?
Fandom: The Sims (Video Games), GrayStillPlays - Fandom
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Australian Man/Ellis Dee, Ellis Dee/Evan Throne, Florida Man/Whitley
Characters: Florida Man, Australian Man, Tim Horton, Colono Scopey, Ellis Dee, Whitley Ariagagaga, Clairedanes Lovespudding, Beth Amphetamine, Flo Caine, Evan Throne, Kyle
Additional Tags: graystillplays - Freeform, The Man Family, Gsp - Freeform, sims, what am I doing with my life
Summary:
Guy meets girl, guy likes girl, girl dates the biggest douche bag in man kind. It's a tale as old as time.
"he gets a lot of DMs from other dogs. a lot of girls wanna mate with him. that’s my dream actually, to have puppies, roscoe puppies. i think he’d be completely confused but he actually had the snip many years ago. this is gonna sound weird but because he’s a pedigree, i had his stuff frozen. yeah, so if anyone’s got a female bulldog here…"