Aussie wearing a neon high vision vest: if you wear a high-vis you can go anywhere and do pretty much anything.
Tim: That's true actually
Aussie: Especially if you got a clipboard and a ladder.
Florida: So where'd you go?
Aussie: I thought it'd be kind of funny if I went into Macca's and took their ice cream machine.
Claire Danes: What!?!
Aussie: It's always apparently down for maintenance anyways. So I thought why not take it home for maintenance?
Florida: Did you have a clipboard at least?
Aussie: Yeah mate, had the holy Trinity high-vis, clipboard, and a ladder to take me to higher places.
Ellis: What'd you use the ladder for?
Aussie: Well I had to look busy so I just kind of went onto the roof.
Beth: What and then what happened?
Aussie: Well as they say what comes up must come down.
Tim: Oh down the ladder right?
Aussie: Nah....I kinda dropped the ladder...
Colono: What?
Aussie: Yeah get this it took out the ice cream machine funnily enough.
Bab: Far out and then what happened?
Aussie: Well in all the commotion I lost my footing and I came down...less gracefully?
Claire: Oh my god
Aussie: Yeah took out some trainee. Poor kid.
Bab: So what happened?
Aussie: Well the cops showed up so I had to bust out the big one.
Tim: Oh the clip board right?
Aussie: Nah mate I tried the old "wait don't you know Gary?"
Claire: What are you talking about?
Aussie: Everyone knows somebody called Gary. So I just had to wait and see if he bit.
Florida: And did he?
Aussie: Yep Gary's his brother
Ellis: And what did he say?
Aussie: He asked me if I was coming over to their joint this weekend for Gary's birthday.
Ellis: what'd you say?
Aussie: Well I told him the truth. I said I'd love to but I'm probably going to be doing maintenance on this ice cream machine all week.
Aussie taking a bit of an ice cream cone: And that's why we have an ice cream machine in the kitchen.
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I'm going to kick this off by posting this dumbass, ellis. He's my main boy, so you will see him the most, if you want to leave questions and he will respond? I
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Ellis Dee
Why is he cussin' and callin' disgustin'
The city that is now his home?
He never smiles or keeps up with styles
He is black and he is all alone
And you ask why he's this way
Well brother you're too blind to see
It's 'cause Ellis Dee ain't free like you and me
Get out of the street don't get high on my beat
Go on home the policeman warns
Just 'cause you're poor why do you declare war?
I can't help the way that you were born
Why are they holdin' him down?
He's spending his life on his knees
'Cause Ellis Dee ain't free like you and me
Got to help Ellis
Got to help Ellis
You know we got to help Ellis, Ellis Dee
Try and help Ellis, you and me
Got to get to Ellis, hear his plea
Try and help Ellis get free
Ellis got hooked, he got booked and he shook
In his cold little shivery cell
While out on the street in that same funky beat
Mister pusher was doing well
And Ellis junior cries tears his daddy can't see
'Cause Ellis Dee ain't free like you and me
Got to help Ellis
Got to help Ellis
You know we got to help Ellis, Ellis Dee
Try and help Ellis, you and me
Got to get to Ellis, hear his plea
Try and help Ellis get free
'Cause Ellis Dee ain't fee like you and me
No Ellis Dee ain't free like you and me
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re: my last post abt rockstar!ellie: ok i can already see it…journalist!reader who‘s fresh out of school and wants to write for a different column, one that will make people take her seriously (politics, intl events, science) but gets typecast as a pop culture writer and is stuck with going to events she doesn’t care about, talking to people she thinks are insufferable…rockstar!ellie just so sick of the press tour after releasing her newest hit album…journalist!reader who finds herself actually getting nervous while interviewing her…rockstar!ellie noticing her notifs blow up after their interview airs with people pointing out the tension…
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Ellis Dee content for the masses, hes high asf and his husband is getting ready for murder
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Story. Seeya, Kid
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[ID: Fourteen digitally sketched panels in black and white.]
[Panel 1: Imani stands in front of Scratch and wipes the tears from her eye with the ball of her right hand. She says, "I know something didn't add up. I knew it! Thank you for bringing him home, Mister (ellipses) uh (ellipses)"]
[Panel 2: Scratch makes the ASL sign for "life" while looking appreciatively at The Skull, who looks back fondly, venting a bit of smoke. Scratch says, "This is The Skull. He saved my life. He's a good friend."]
[Panel 3: Imani leans to the side, looking past Scratch and raising a brow questioningly. She asks, "And (ellipses) them?"]
[Panel 4: From left to right, Dee, Riker, Hare, and The Jack stand by the side of the van, everyone except Dee waving. Dee is holding Tatters. Riker is smoking a cigarette, and Hare and The Jack are letting off clouds of smoke. Scratch says in overlay, "His family. My friends."]
[Panel 5: The Skull turns away, putting his hat back on, and says to Scratch, "We ought to get going. Take care of yourself, Royce." Scratch starts tearing up again.]
[Panel 6: Scratch lunges and hugs The Skull, who is slightly taken aback. SFX: -hug!-]
[Panel 7: The Skull hugs Scratch back, closing his eyes and looking sentimental. SFX: (ellipses) -hug-]
[Panel 8: The Skull walks away, smiling, an oily tear running down his face, and letting off smoke. Scratch, still teary, watches him go. No text.]
[Panel 9: Scratch makes the ASL sign for 'I love you.' He says, "Bye, guys. I love you."]
[Panel 10: There is light shading on this picture. Hare, The Skull, and The Jack stand side by side, smiling and smoking. Hare folds his arms and says, "Yeah (ellipses)"]
[Panel 11: There is light shading on this picture. Riker and Dee stand side by side, Riker taking his cigarette in hand to smile, Dee looking down at Tatters with a small smile and making her wave her paw. Hare says in overlay, "Seeya, kid."]
[Panel 12: Simple drawings of the five all looking perturbed. There is a lot of smoke coming from the three robots, who look toward the right of frame. Threee neighbors start shouting: "Hey, is there a (all caps) fire??" "Where's that smoke coming from?" "Should I call 911?!" Riker points over his shoulder with a thumb, brows lowered, and says, "Okaaay Everyone back in the van."]
[Panel 13: The Beciles' van takes off around the street corner with SFX: all caps screee, cartoonishly going up on the left side wheels to show how sharp the turn is. Imani says to Scratch, "You made some strange friends." Scratch says, "I did."]
[Panel 14: The back of the van, puttering away. Scratch says in overlay, "I hope (ellipses) No (ellipses) I know they'll be OK." End ID]
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