I was born to play Legos, listen to Fetty Wap, and wear my hair down and brother, I'm doin all 3 right fuckin now
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So tonight I dreamt the Strawhats were somehow for some reason transported into Luffy’s mind and there were lots and lots of crazy little Luffy’s running around doing crazy Luffy things and one is giving the Strawhats a tour and they’re just walking through a jungle with trees growing roasted croc and there’s a big straw hat in the sky and there’s little fires to honour Ace everywhere and then they come into a long long hallway with beetles on the wall and a detailed description of all info on each below it and at the end of the hallway there’s a gigantic statue of a robot.
And then guide Luffy’s like “Huh. Did we always have that?” and another Luffy like “No but we do now!” and suddenly the statue turns into an actual robot and they’re in a colosseum and there’s a beetle the size of a house and the robot and the beetle are fighting and the Strawhats are like what and a Luffy yells “FIGHT OF HYPERFIXATIONS” and Bink’s Sake starts playing and the beetle bites the robot and then I woke up and I’m now obsessed with this scene.
And it feels like a silly silly fic and I kinda want to write it but I already have so many fics to write and I’m slow so I’m giving this child up for adoption.
So if you are crazy and ridiculous enough please feel free to use this and do something with it <3
(if you do let me know when you’re done cause I reaaaally wanna read it)
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idk if this is irrational but i really hate when people say "you'll understand when you're older." i'm not a child that's too young to understand big concepts. if i haven't experienced it just explain it to me. it just reminds me of how much i hated being a kid because nothing was for me and no one explained anything but they still laughed at me when i got it wrong
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zhongli really is one of the funniest characters in genshin like he should already have experience passing as a human but when i reread rex incognito he still sticks out and people still think he's odd. he's just always like that
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you know I would probably lose any real life physical fight, but I somehow feel much more comfortable with direct aggressive confrontation (that is attempting to influence me with an implicit threat of violence), than I do with the passive style of influence that is using an implicit threat of vague social/moral judgement and so on.
the former almost feels to an extent respectful. like in the caricature of martial societies and so on, I could in theory defeat you and defend my honour or some shit lmao. it's a challenge, not a devaluing
anyway I think this is another reason I function much better among male interaction norms. girls be playing 5d chess
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This event really recontextualizes Li Ling's distaste for authority and desire for justice, doesn't it? It's not just rebellion for rebellion's sake, it's also because Yun Chuan, one of the few people he truly respected who engaged with him on his level was imprisoned and (he was told) dead despite him knowing that Yun Chuan would probably never do anything worthy of imprisonment, and never being told the crime and essentially being told to just forget about it. Like, that's someone who's main interactions with authority were clearly ineffective, and when he finally receives respectful guidance it's taken away in what appears to be an unjust example of authority. No wonder he was a trouble student.
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never learn to sew as a cosplayer
why repair the cheap garbage you bought off aliexpress for $10 when you can completely replace it for $50? 🤑🤑🤑 you save -$40, AND get to help create more crap to pour into landfill!!! unnecessary environmental damage slay <3
personalising your cosplay to fit your needs, body, or aesthetics in a way that won’t fall apart in 40 seconds once you start dancing for a tiktok? who needs that? instead buy something mass produced that looks like it was made from a plastic bin lining and is about half as sturdy and a fraction as flattering!
why would you want to dress yourself in clothing that you can definitely confirm won’t have lead dye used in it? c’mon, take a little risk with your cosplay literally poisoning you every time you sweat (which will be almost every time you put it on since the fabric is literal plastic!)
you might develop a 😱LIFE SKILL😱 you can use outside of cosplay to personalize your own wardrobe and extend the lifespan of your clothing!!! cheugy! everyone knows you replace your whole wardrobe every month the second a single stitch pulls or the trend changes!
you’ll soon learn just how terribly made not only cheap aliexpress cosplays, but almost all of fast fashion today, is! education is the DEVIL outside of Extremely Specific LGBTQ+ Identity Of The Week (this week it’s Glutemaxibarrensexual in honour of the new genshin character who flicked his wrist in one optional scene which means he’s totally ✨fruity ✨ ) which we will beat you within an inch of your life for not knowing. wait, what’s the ‘bear’ flag? people think being a fat hairy man is lgbtq+ now? 🤡
you might learn what exactly goes into the borderline slave labour used to make clothing! and as we just covered, education is evil!
you might be able to cosplay whatever characters you want! rather than being limited to what characters a seller could be bothered to make!!! who would want to cosplay a unique character??? nah, just cosplay from the same 5-9 serieses that are currently trending.
and remember! we’re all completely valid! <3 <3 <3 now if you’ll excuse me, i’m going to go into my DMs to gossip with my friends about this fat cosplayer making her own bayonetta cosplay and how cringe she is! oh but uh. it’s because she uh. three years ago said taylor swift was a cunt, and that was before everything about her pollution came out, so it was motivated by misogyny. yeag <3 the autism is winning today <3
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drawing statues is strangely both more difficult AND easier than drawing ppl at the same time??? it's so weird!! like u have to take into account the way stone isn't soft and doesn't have any give.....but also the actual SURFACE of stone works?? differently?? so u can't use light and shadow in exactly the same way??? it's just??? different??
......buuuuut to be fair a lot of my drawings of ppl come out quite stiff, so my style lends itself very well to drawing statues!!! i should draw them all the time, they look far more natural lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣
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here we go again!!! six minutes in!!!
episode three of extraordinary attorney woo coming in strong and i am hoping with all my fingers and toes crossed that they keep up their trend of pointing out nuerotypical people’s internalized bias and ableism (with some humor sprinkled in).
young woo says ‘you put me on the case just because i have autism?’ and the boss says ‘well yeah you would know him better then me.’
ummmmmmmm no. no she wouldn’t, why would she know this random person better then you would know this random person? could she possibly have insights or maybe make someone with autism more comfortable- maybe? but anyone who is a decent human being can also help someone with autism feel comfortable AND with just a little research and a willingness to ask questions and be wrong- can also have insights.
just please for the love of all things holy — people are complex individuals with many facets that make up who they truly are. full stop. that’s it.
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having hacked my 3ds recently i am consistently pleasantly surprised at how much stuff i can get on here now. thats my motherfucking emotional support snes game that came out several years before i was even born and i found out about through youtube fansongs at the ripe young age of 12 and for some reason made into my entire personality for over a year including my first memorable True Blorbo From My Hyperfixations Experience before i started to internalise Cringe as a concept and stopped being completely fucking insatiable about it to survive school, which i now own Five copies of on different devices
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