#autism swagger

[lionydoorin]

Got any Tamber headcanons? :3

you know i do!

they met when tara was seven and amber was six, right before tara was held back a year again. they were waiting for their parents together on the sidewalk, sitting side by side, not really talking but fidgeting and smiling at each other from time to time. tara saw amber pull a psp out and start playing a game she was interested in, and amber, noticing it, asked if she wanted to play, as well. time didn't seem to pass after that; they waited for hours before sam finally got out of class and amber's parents finally remembered they had a daughter to pick up, and parted with waves and smiles, not even knowing each other's names.

they become best friends, though, after tara's parents divorce and she's held back another year. the kids bully her because tara's older but she's smaller and why is she studying with them? is she stupid? and amber beats the hell out of a kid that says that loud enough for tara to hear. after that, they're stuck to each other like glue.

tara dictated everything she did based on amber's wants and needs. not necessarily because amber required her to, no, but because she felt she needed to in order to keep her close. amber loved it, though.

their first sleepover is after sam doesn't come to pick tara up for the sixth consecutive time after class. amber always waited for sam to show up before she walked home, not wanting to leave her friend alone; after three hours watching the street, she stood up, stretching her hand out for tara to hold. come on, she said, you're sleeping at mine's today.

(it becomes a daily thing. they never ask their parents about it — no one cares, in reality. they're all too far gone into work and alcohol to care.)

amber was always kind of bossy, even before she lost her mind. she always took the lead in their friend group, and despised if anyone tried to prove her wrong. tara's admiration for her stemmed from that at first – that, and the fact amber protected her, amber stayed with her.

so, she didn't care if amber was a little aggressive sometimes. she didn't care if there were things her best friend wouldn't let her do. she thought that was what love was about.

when sam left? tara called her in tears, locked inside her room, scared out of her mind because her mother wouldn't stop yelling at her like it was her fault and she had broken the kitchen's glass table in rage. amber talks her through her panic attack on the phone, and promises her she'll let her stay for the rest of the week, if tara wants to.

(she was so glad sam left, so glad her biggest competition was gone. she could never tell tara, though.)

amber hates wes. we all know that. it all started when they were fourteen and wes called her out for not letting tara befriend a new kid from their class, simply because she was jealous. he said it didn't make sense and that tara wasn't her property. she all but needed to prove him wrong.

because tara was hers. only hers.

their first kiss happens when they're fifteen, sleeping over at amber's, a slasher playing on the background. i could elaborate but i'll leave that for a separate post, maybe :3

tara gave amber the necklace after said first kiss. she knew it was a gift her father apparently wanted to be given to her when she was fifteen, something he bought years before the divorce and told christina to wait for her sweet quinces. tara couldn't bear the idea of keeping it, instead wanting to give it a new meaning. something that could symbolize maybe, just maybe, amber was hers as much as she was (undoubtedly) amber's.

they never really dated. it was complicated. they were so much for each other but never verbalized nor made it official – for everyone, it was only "tara's amber" and "amber's tara", if that makes sense.

okay so. amber dies. it's complicated. we don't know how much she actually felt. this thought plagues tara forever.

when she goes to bed, she sees amber's eyes. hears her voice. feels her touch. it's all too much, it has always been too much, but now tara simply doesn't know how to handle it.

she doesn't sleep. she doesn't eat. she fears the possibility of seeing her in the shadows, and once she does see her, it's like a ghost keeping her soul trapped to amber's.

the voice talks to her. it tells her things she always wanted to hear, and things she never wanted to think about. how much she meant to amber. (you were supposed to be my perfect opening kill, baby.) how much amber wanted to be with her. (if only you had let me finish this. we could be together. forever.)

tara hates that she loves loved amber. hates the idea of ever having missed her. she misses her.

[johnnyutah]

Love how that person said 28 year old in the same way people talk about teenagers online LMAO

okay i thought they were more saying i was old HAHAH either way it doesn’t make sense. as i’ve stated previously a hundred times, i’ll be on this website until i’m dead and maybe after that too

[slerralartz]

they cannot handle the uber instincts of my uber autism

observe

💥*EXPLOSION NOISES EXPLOSION NOISES*💥

[s-aint-elmo]

the canon of dunmeshi makes it easy to imagine farcille with marcille as the perpetually pining party ready and willing to violate the most fundamental laws of nature for the woman she is utterly, irrevocably in love with. but.

the idea of marcille doing everything she does under the impression that falin is just her dearest most special friend that she loves with the normal platonic intensity of all girl besties while newly re-resurrected falin is shaking laios in their shared bedroom at the earliest opportunity trying to spark their two brain cells together to figure out if marcille, who she has been desperately crushing on since magic school, is actually in lesbians with her and just denser than a neutron star is infinitely funnier so that's the version of reality i subscribe to

(to sweeten the pot this makes marcille being obsessed with romantic drama and effortlessly spinning a character study of chilchuck's wife based solely on two sentences, her knowledge of him as a co-worker, and the power of her own delusions so much funnier too. too busy working that maxed out delusion stat on her unfortunate partymates to look inward for two seconds)

[dizegamble]

fearne calling ashon “my titan” in the softest tone of voice was the nail on the coffin for me

[v4mpb0t]

i was a meek man before god introduced me to “willsker” and “snotacon”

[fallenclan]

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[throwupgirl]

ATTENTION: WE HAVE NOW REACHED THE SEMI-FINALS OF THE AUTISM SWAGGER SMACKDOWN TOURNAMENT!

Congratulations to the winners of Round Three!

Data (Star Trek) won his race with 72.1% of the vote!

Castiel (Supernatural) won his race with 60.4% of the vote!

Nine (Doctor Who) won his race with 69.4% of the vote!

Matilda (Matilda) won her race overwhelmingly, with 82% of the vote!

Sorry to our losers. We can't bear to hurt Lilo, so we're just patting her head and giving her cookies. We're letting the Water Tribe drown Zuko (for reparations). Wednesday Addams seems oddly happy that we're burying her alive. Mob is...ok I confess I haven't watched this show I'm sorry he's an exorcist??? I can't even think of a good joke for that.

Anyway, VOTE IN THE SEMI-FINALS HERE! Voting closes at midnight (EST) 10/13!

[autism-swagger]

Anyone else ever notice how many opportunities Amber had to kill Tara that she didn't take?

1. The opening attack. She very easily could've killed her. Her and Richie's goal of luring Sam back to Woodsboro would've still been achieved even if Tara was dead, and yet Amber doesn't kill her.

2. The hospital attack. Amber once again could've very easily killed Tara, but she doesn't. She drags out the attack, and doesn't even do any physical damage to her.

3. Right after shooting Liv. Once again, perfect chance to kill Tara, and yet she ties her up and puts her in the closet instead.

4. When Tara attacks her with the crutches. Amber could've killed her once she got the upper hand. But she doesn't, again. She incapacitates her instead.

We see Amber intentionally pass up opportunities to kill Tara four times. Instead, it feels like she's trying to get her away from the danger.

She's not protecting her, obviously, but it almost seems like she's convinced herself she is.

[georgebbwbush]

"if shinji's dad was a woman then you would think she's hot" has been such a dark revelation in lesbianism for me but that basically describes Prospera Mercury sooooo

[lionydoorin]

Do I even need to request Tara or is she just a given

🫡 one grumpy little guy for ya maxie!

[krikeymate]

I feel like Tara, Chad, and Mindy have all jokingly wished Sam a happy Father's Day at least once.

Post 6, Mindy goes "happy father's day to the only daddy I respect" and slaps Sam on the back.

Sam is really confused.

Chad is also confused - Mindy we have a dad? That's actually really disrespectful, why would you say that?

Tara is horrified.

(As a kid, Chad wishes Sam happy father's day because isn't she Tara's dad? She's always there for her and play sports with her and picks her up and spins her around and calls her champ, just like his dad does.)

(Tara never says happy father's day, or happy mother's day. As a kid, they would make cards in school, and Tara would always give them to Sam because she knew her parents wouldn't want them. As an adult, she finds quiet ways to celebrate. She'll make Sam take it easy for the day, order their favourite take out, watch whatever movie Sam wants to watch. There'll be cuddles and cheek kisses and endless gratitude for the person who raised her.)

[shoezuki]

Need to clip and post more sdmp shit esp connor. Like theres so much. Theres one bit i need to find where connor walks up to altrive n says 'am i a homosexual?' N altrive doesnt answer n jus leaves

[fecto-forgo]

bad news guys only empaths get to be scene.ill be taking my leave now 😔

[whitetiger1249]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Totally Killer (Movie 2023) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jamie Hughes & Pam Miller, Jamie Hughes & Lauren Creston, Jamie Hughes & Blake Hughes, Jamie Hughes & Blake Hughes & Pam Hughes, Jamie Hughes & Amelia Creston, Jamie Hughes & Colette Hughes Characters: Jamie Hughes, Pam Miller, Laura Creston, Blake Hughes, Pam Hughes, Amelia Creston Additional Tags: Time Travel, Jamie Hughes Needs a Hug, Pam Miller Needs a Hug, Jamie Hughes and Lauren Creston Are Best Friends, Angst with a Happy Ending, Jamie Hughes has a Savior Complex, Thank you Autism-Swagger for the fic ideas, The mystery of the Canadian Exchange Student, Jamie Hughes Needs a Nap, She Gets One . . .sorta Summary:

SPOILERS FOR TOTALLY KILLER (2023)

Jamie Hughes aka Jamie LaFleur in 1987 had arrived home worried out of her mind after killing the Sweet Sixteen Killer.

Was her mom still dead?

What happened to Kara, Randy, Pam and Blake?

She races home to find her mom alive. Thank Jesus Christ that she is alive!

Somethings change (she has a 34 year old brother?!?!?!) and some things stay the same (her parents are soooo cheesy).

*** Alternatively known as I agree with @gotthepynk and other tumblr people that the movie needed a cathartic scene of Pam (and Blake) acknowledging her (their) daughter as the same weirdo that showed up in 1987.

[br1ghtestlight]

bob is so autistic coded to me sometimes I forget he's not actually canonically autistic he's just a weird guy. they (the writers) dont even know. but then again tina isn't technically "canonically" autistic <- ask me to expand upon this and I will. and we all know and accept she's autistic soo yknow