#autoban

[winepresswrath]

jim and oluwande's being "family who fuuuucked" is so sweet and very much for the gays (you know who you are) but it is also very funny in a modern fandom context to me. just for reasons.

[gilfrespecter]

i got a hat today instead of donuts(same price)(from apple farm) and i got a very exciting email so now its my good luck hat

[loveletterworm]

"you have to remove every time you ahve ever said the word 'fuck' on artfight or you will get banned because i decided that a rule that was obviously not meant to mean that could mean that if you really strained yourself to interpret it that way ! !" How do i say anything to this train of thought that doesn't seem really mean. This is simply not something that would happen

[rosacarolina]

Just because a white person likes cottage core or the aesthetics of it, doesn't mean they are neo-nazi fascists! How do you determine who is "worthy" of following your blog?

i literally agree with your first statement which you would know if u read my pinned lol. also i dont like. cull my followers or anything i just block like obvious terfs and such. mario your strawman is in another castle lol

[hellhoundmaggie]

Simpsons Hollow — I love this game, and that's no joke!

[performing-personhood]

"Gimme One Reason to stay here and I'll turn right back around" except it's me talking to Facebook and Instagram

[scoutbot]

i hate it when people are all like "oh but look at all this good stuff biden has done"

and hitler built the fucking autoban. shut the fuck up.

[andmaybegayer]

it's so strange to see the response whenever someone gets banned that this is like. Intentional targeted banning from Tumblr. It's not! It's almost always someone getting brigaded until the autoban gets triggered, which is bad but it's a different category of problem and much, much harder to solve.

If what you get from this is "Tumblr bans trans women" and not "transphobes in particular have organised methods for report brigading accounts until they get banned" you will misunderstand the problem and why it persists. It's not a secret that the people getting banned are usually highly visible and/or get into fights a lot!

[babieken]

DID THEY NOT DO LOVE OR RUSH HOUR?????????

[superconductivebean]

#226

COME OOOOOONNNNNNNN

it is already looking like a 3 dlc pack for the first one!!

[kremlin]

i figure most human behaviour that, not only doesn’t occur in other animals but has zero connection to animal behavior is basically distantly rooted in the known fear of inevitable death. let me be clear. cats and shit don’t know they’re gonna die. we do. we have thoughts. we know it’s coming. we think we’re gonna be rich, bullshit like that, most humans believe in magic and most humans doubt that math is a universal or consistent thing. total nonsense right. but everyone knows their ass is gonna die. before you write me off as some dumbass reciting basic 101 level university lectures just Trust Me I’m An Engineer. anyways. being human and dying are somewhat one in the same.

“if i do nonhuman things i can cheat the reaper.” short and sweet. if i can beat zelda faster than anyone i can outrun the reaper. and you know what, fuck it, i’m scared shitless of dying. it’s gonna hurt really bad no doubt. what if the brain destroyal process makes time slow down in my perception and it’s not just like five seconds of bleeding out or fire ant bites or however you go. Scary. so i’ll play along:

i am an average american man and i enjoy bad game runescape. it’s a computer game. MMO. kill monster get loot. sell what i don’t want to other players for gold. spamming chat with “SELLING BOWSTRINGS 200gp” for an hour “sucks” so the devs add a grand exchange where you can post buy/sell orders for a given item+price to maximize gameplay efficiency and minimize social interaction.

like any other MMO you can pay some sketchy website real money for ingame gold farmer by chinese gold farmers. totally against the rules. remember this

so the first thing that comes to any male aged 23-27 mind is “buy low sell high” basic bitch shit. no good. there’s a 5% tax that’ll wipe out your profit margin intended to eliminate this behavior (you’re supposed to friggen kill monsters). but everyone thinks they’re a genius and can beat the system and that there is a secret george soros style illuminati group that is holding the secrets, blah blah blah, whatever, and this comes as a coping mechanism after losing your shirt after trying to beat the market (success rate of 0%).

here is where people mostly quit thinking: if you do the math, which takes about ten minutes and can be done on one side of a sheet of paper with the most basic calculator, it’s easy to figure out that the amount of gold you’d need to play dirty (buy out all the available Feathers or Fire Runes or whatever) in order to corner the market would be so high that there is no possible way for a character to hold that much without having spent IRL money for gold. you’d get autobanned.

SO..finally, go on the ol’ www.reddit.com, and make a really really professional-to-professional sounding post advertising a “service”. Saturate the fuck out of it with dense but very real financial jargon. the “service” (which needs to be obscured enough with plausible and relevant language) is a hedging service aimed at make-believe market players who are buying and selling such huge amounts of items and gold (usually in anticipation of a game update that will speculatively introduce a sudden, dramatic, and capitalizable price change for some item). you need it to be as alien-sounding and foreign as possible but with enough believability and clarity that a handful of reddit jackasses will figure out what the fuck your post is about. whenever pressed further, act totally puzzled and make it very clear that this is not a service relevant to “individual entertainment-motivated” players or some shit. no matter what amount of gold anyone quotes at you, just act puzzled and if that amount is 1/1000th the amount one of your “normal” clients deal with. you need to do all of this extremely artfully. and by “you”, i’ve been meaning to write “me”. really lay it on thick that whatever you’re “doing” is totally unavailable to them and that you want zero to do with them.

so now theyre still mostly totally confused but enough is made clear that their interest is piqued. got my hook in em. some guy will copy/paste wikipedia shit in an obnoxiously long and pseudointellectual, contemptible but characteristically reddit guy style what you’re “selling” actually is in the most exhausting, hand-holdingest way to his fellow reddit gamers. with complete tone of authority.

inevitably one of them will put on their sherlock holmes hat and go deep undercover, emailing me posing as an interested party. bingo. now i get to really lay on the WTF and go off the rails asking about vouchers from One Of The Big Seven, but oh no, you can’t get one of them to vouch for you, that’s fine, it makes sense, we’re the only firm that deals with unvouched, that’s our market, well, one of them at least. Just give me a rough rundown of your entry criteria, dwell time, risk tolerance, fuckin “Gamma Ratio”, you know, all the basic stuff, and i’ll have the team generate a .xlsx for you to plug your data into to get a rough feel for what the final contract might be like.

(lololol) But REMEMBER, that excel sheet is seeded, output is fuzzed and salted and if you share it or try and sell it to our competitors, it will be fuzzy enough to be worthless to them but obvious to us who leaked what. this is the only way we’re able to integrate unvouched clients without untenable premiums and while managing our risk levels

blah blah blah blah, i go on and on and on and the guy on the other end is developing a scab from constant head-scratching. and that’s about the maximum real-world harm i’m willing to inflict. i know this sounds like an elaborate as fuck confidence scam but it isn’t. that shit makes me sick. i’d literally slam my arms in a car door before taking a cent from all this. hell, i’ll go out of my way to guarantee i don’t even piss anyone off or offend them or anything.

your guess is as good as mine but i do stuff like this constantly for anything i know well enough and the example i gave above is just a pretty low quality one i made up on the spot. this is a public blog after all.

anyways, cheers, hoping this saves me from dying or whatever the hell i was talking about before that could have probably been cut out. Namaste. Mahala.

[sailorheadcanons]

Haruka got her "overseas license" in Germany.

Have you seen how they drive on the autoban?? She would fit right in!

[ihatepissvortex]

you didnt cause the kys censor i dont think, it was partially implemented a few days before you made the post but nobody noticed lmao

oh thank god it’s not my fault. i think they started implementing autoban features to crack down on kys jokes because they want to pander to like 15 year olds and millennials whose brains were permanently destroyed by the your-fave-is-problematic blog. it just so happened to take out all of the greatest bloggers in the process

[ph-cutie]

btw when i say on here that websites autoban me for being moldovan its not an exaggeration in actually any way

[hi-im-greenjunipertree]

Very few braincells in this dude's head /j /pos

"What are you laughing?" - BBL Curt

(Edit: TUMBLR YOU BETTER NOT BE AUTOBANNING ME FOR SAYING "SHIT" YOU PURIST FU- /j)

[koreplus]

On the streamer!kim thing: he’s absolutely cracked at racing games but he doesn’t play them much on stream because he gets too into them and he thinks it’s embarrassing. Also The word “pinball” gets you autobanned.

SO REAL he gets like that penis comic playing racing games