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#Noticias y #Seguros - #AutoC: Viajar en autocaravana con niños  - #ViajarEnAutoCaravana - #AutoCaravanas #ViajarEnFamilia #Campers #SeguroDeCaravanas #SeguroDeMotos #SeguroDeAutos #Aseguradoras #ConsultaConTuMediador #MediadoresDeSeguros #AgentesDeSeguros

Viajar en autocaravana con niños. Viajar en autocaravana con niños puede ser una aventura realmente emocionante, pero también puede ser un gran desafío. Si estáis buscando una forma única de explorar el mundo en familia esta Semana Santa, viajar en autocaravana es una fantástica opción. Una experiencia única que combina la libertad y la comodidad de llevar la casa a cuestas. Después de años de…

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NSFW (and some SFW) Incorrect Quotes: Cadybear's Couples Edition

Inspired by @choicesmc's post and @thosehallowedhalls' post. Quote generator is here.

(Disclaimer, some quotes will be slightly altered from how they appear in the generator)

This is also gonna be a long post because I milked the shit out of the generator to try and see all prompts possible

High School Story: OG Trilogy

Aiden, looking through his clothes: Has anyone seen my top?

Michael: Evie's in the kitchen.

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Evie: Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Aiden is? Because Aiden is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.

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Aiden: *sucking on a popsicle*

Michael: Pfft, you practicing for when Evie gets here?

Aiden: *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle*

Michael: *Concern*

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Aiden: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Evie: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

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Evie: "What are you into?" is such a broad question, like do I reply with a TV series or choking?

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Evie: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.

Aiden: You always act stupid.

Aiden:

Aiden: Wait...

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Aiden: I know every song to ever exist it doesn't matter if it's from the past, present or the future.

Evie: Oh yeah? Then continue this.

Evie: I don't cook I don't clean-

Aiden: So let me tell you how I got this ring.

Both: .....

Both: GOBBLE ME, SWALLOW ME-

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Aiden: I am not a whore, and, not that I’ve done the math, but, if I were, I’d be the super classy kind that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.

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Evie: It’s called hentai and it is art!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Aiden: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?

Evie: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shoot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

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Myra: That shirt looks great, Aiden.

Aiden: Thanks.

Myra: But I bet it would look even better on Evie's floor.

Evie: Are you hitting on Aiden... for me?

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Alan: I committed all 7 deadly sins in 30 minutes.

Emma: Wow, I've gotta hear this.

Alan: I was angry and envious of my neighbor so I lazily seduced his wife and ate all his groceries and didn't share.

Maria: You forgot pride.

Alan: No, I'm pretty proud of this.

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Maria: Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

Caleb: Make his dick hard not his life.

Michael: Break her bed not her heart.

Evie: Play with his boobs not his feelings.

Aiden: Get on her dick not her nerves.

Emma: Always salt your pasta while boiling it.

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Evie: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?

Aiden: Roses, why?

Evie:

Aiden: Were you going to get me flowers?

Evie:

Aiden:

Evie: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

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Aiden: Is there a cactus where your heart should be?

Michael: What’s up your ass this morning!?

Evie: *walks in* ...Hey.

Michael: Hmm… nevermind.

Aiden: WAIT NO!

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Evie: How is the most beautiful person in the world?

Aiden: *blushing* I—

Michael, butting into the conversation: Maria is perfect, thanks for asking.

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Aiden: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.

Evie: *looks over at Michael and Maria*

Evie: Is it “sexual tension”?

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Aiden: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?

Evie: It was autocorrect.

Aiden: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?

Evie: Yes.

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Alan: Look, do I consider myself attractive? Yes. But would I have sex with my clone? Also yes.

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Aiden: Priest kink is definitely a thing and I am afflicted by it.

Maria: Go to church.

Maria: WAIT-

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Maria: We should be partners.

Michael: You mean like, partners in crime?

Maria: Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant.

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Evie: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it?

Michael: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?”

Aiden, scoffing: Oh, please.

Evie, to Aiden: Hey, how you doin’?

Aiden:

Aiden: *giggles and blushes*

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Evie: Hey Maria, wanna third wheel on my date with Aiden tomorrow?

Maria: Sure.

Evie: Michael! Wanna third wheel on my date with Aiden tomorrow?

Michael: Yeah

Evie: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!

Maria & Michael: ...

Aiden: Evie...

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Evie: Wow, Aiden, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you. 

Aiden: We literally slept together yesterday. 

Evie: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

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Aiden: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Evie: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Aiden: I—

Aiden: I don’t know the correct answer to that question.

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Alan, staring upwards: So, Maria broke up with me… haha…

Aiden: Why are you looking up?

Alan: I need to cry, but my foundation was 48 dollars!

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Emma: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Michael:

Michael: I'm gonna tell her.

Maria: Don't you dare.

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*Maria and Michael flirting with each other yet again*

Evie: And you two are sure you're not dating?

Michael: 100%.

Maria: Of course not! Why would you think that?

Evie: I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind, Maria. I fucking wonder.

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Emma, sweating: Alan, there’s something I need to ask you-

Alan: Finally! You’re proposing!

Emma: How’d you know?

Alan: Emma, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Alan: I even picked it up once.

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Evie: Well, remember when Aiden made a romantic dinner for me?

Michael: Evie, he microwaved you a pizza.

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Violet: Michael is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Maria: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.

Koh: Tackle them!

Sakura: Dump them.

Wes: Kick them in the shin!

Violet: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

High School Story: Class Act

Cher: Well, Ajay and I finally did it! 

The rest of the squad: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.* 

Cher: That's right... We kissed!

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Ajay: How do you tell someone that you wanna have sex with them in a polite way?

Skye: "Excuse me Ms. Lee, would you give me the honours of indulging in sexual activities with you?"

Rory: What the fuck is wrong with you two?

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Ajay: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.

Cher: What- how?

Ajay: You’d be like “Come to bed… Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

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Skye: Look, I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like Lilith a little bit.

Cher, holding Skye's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation.

Skye: No, that's our joint tombstone.

Cher: My mistake.

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Ajay: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.

Cher: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Ajay: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.

Skye, on a walkie talkie: This is Skye, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

HSS: Prime

Jordan: How do I ask Julian out?

Ezra: Roses are red, violets are blue, guess what, my bed has room for two.

Jordan: No!

Wes: Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.

Jordan: Stop!

Sakura: Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily I can make you scream.

Jordan: I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory.

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Koh: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

Wes: I sleep with a knife.

Jordan: Both of you are pathetic.

Koh: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Jordan: Julian.

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Jordan: I’m so happy, I could kiss you!

Julian: Um...Neat.

*later*

Julian, lying face down on his bed: I said “Neat,” Nishan. Who the fuck says neat these days? It’s not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I’m fucking stupid.

Nishan, reading a book: Don’t beat yourself up too much, Julian. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Sakura confessed her love for me?

Julian: Didn’t you thank her?

Nishan: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked her.

It Lives in the Woods

Lucas: I am the left brain, I am the left brain. "I work really hard until my inevitable death" brain. You've got a job to do, you better do it right and the right way is with the left brain's might.

Jo: I LIKE OREOS AND BUSSY-

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Lucas: Know why I called you in here?

Jo: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.

Lucas: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine* Accidentally?

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Jo, to Lucas, Andy, Connor, Dan, and Noah: If we were in prison you guys would be like my bitches.

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Jo: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.

Lucas: I’m “a couple of things”.

Andy: I’m “got distracted”.

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Lucas: I didn't drink that much last night.

Ava: You were flirting with Jo.

Lucas: So what? She's my wife.

Ava: You asked if she was single.

Ava: And then you cried when she said she wasn't.

It Lives Beneath

Tom: What’s your body count?

Harper Addison: Do you mean sex or murder?

It Lives Within

Cedric: I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.

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Jocelyn: Look Cedric, I'm not slut shaming you, but...

Jocelyn: Actually yeah, I'm TOTALLY slut shaming you.

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Cedric: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Jocelyn: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.

Cedric: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

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Jocelyn: How do I make a date really romantic?

Lincoln: Be mysterious.

Jocelyn: Okay!

*later, while on a date with Cedric*

Cedric: So where are we going?

Jocelyn: None of your fucking business.

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Cedric: I would never say that my girlfriend is a bitch and I don’t like her. That’s not true… My girlfriend is a bitch and I like her so much!

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Jocelyn: Stop doing that.

Cedric: Stop doing what?

Jocelyn: Saying things that make me wanna kiss the hell out of you.

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Jocelyn: I am so horny and angry all the time.

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Jocelyn: Go fuck yourself.

Cedric, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch.

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Lincoln: Who would you kill out of the four of us, Joss?

Jocelyn: Abel, easily.

Abel, laughing: What the fuck, man.

Jocelyn: Well, Cedric would be too easy. He’d probably be into it.

Cedric, now standing in the doorway: What the fuck, man!?

Ride or Die

Colt: What are you in the mood for? 

Adelaide: World domination. 

Colt: That's a bit ambitious. 

Adelaide: You are my world. 

Colt: Aww... 

Adelaide:

Colt:

Adelaide:

Colt: OH.

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Colt: Do you think sex without love is a sin?

Adelaide: If it is, I’ll see you in hell.

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Adelaide: My dad is calling… hi Dad.

Toby: Come on guys, stop. She's trying to talk to her dad.

Colt: *loud fake sexual noises*

Mona: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Logan: *is asleep*

Ximena: *gets really close to the phone* Tell him I said hi

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Colt: If I say I love you, will you say it back?

Adelaide: Yes.

Colt: I love you.

Adelaide: It back.

*Later*

Logan: Why is Colt crying face-down on the floor?

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Colt: I think I'm falling for you.

Adelaide: Then get up.

With Every Heartbeat

Sage: My dad died when I was little so whenever someone jokes about fucking my mom I’ll pretend to be really sincere and say some shit like “Glad to see she’s moving on, my dad’s death hit her pretty hard.” Then watch them absolutely fumble trying to figure out a response to that statement.

Sage: Update, she got a new partner I can no longer make the joke.

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Dakota: Sage, you do remember when we agreed we were better off as friends, right?

Sage, naked in Dakota's bed: No, I absolutely do not.

Dakota, already taking off his clothes: Fuck… Me neither.

Bloodbound

Kamilah: What did Jasmine do this time?

Lily: More like WHO did Jasmine do this time?

Dirty Little Secrets

Peg: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses? Like, if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like, riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.

Alyssa: Elephants.

Peg: Blocked.

Sadie: Camels.

Peg: Extra blocked.

Allison: Donkeys.

Peg: Ultra blocked.

Dick: That dick.

Peg: ...Followed.

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Dick: Relationships should be 50/50. Peg cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

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Dick: We’re getting married, bitches!

Peg: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.

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Sadie: Oh look who got laid last night.

Dick: That’s right chumps, missionary accomplished!

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Dick: I'm gonna have the chicken breasts!

Sadie, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack.

Dick, deadpanning at Sadie: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.

Shipwrecked

Manu: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!

Aoto: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Manu: Stop.

(Yes I did just come up with my SW m!MC's name on a whim solely for the purpose of using this quote for them. Say hi to Aoto Aiuchi everybody :DDDD)

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Aoto: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.

Manu: What if it bites me and it dies?!

Aoto: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Manu, learn to listen.

Manu: What if it bites itself and I die?

Aoto: That's voodoo.

Manu: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Aoto: That's correlation, not causation.

Manu: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Aoto: That's kinky.

Manu: Oh my god.

Endless Summer

Emilia: From now on we will be using code names.

Emilia: You can address me as Eagle One.

Emilia: Jake is “been there done that”.

Emilia: Raj is “currently doing that”.

Emilia: Craig is “it happened once in a dream”.

Emilia: Zahra is “if I had to pick a gal”.

Emilia: And Michelle is...

Emilia: Eagle Two

Michelle: Oh thank god.

America's Most Eligible

Jamie: I like your new pants!

Carson: Thanks, they were 50% off!

Jamie: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *wink*

Carson: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.

Jamie: Thats’s… not what I meant.

Carson: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Jamie.

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MacKenzie: Truth or dare?

Jamie: Dare.

MacKenzie: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Jamie: Hey Slater?

Slater, blushing: Yeah?

Jamie: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Carson.

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Jamie: I asked Carson out.

Bianca: Oh, I’m sorry.

Jamie: Why?

Bianca: Well, I assume he said no.

Jamie: No, he said yes.

Bianca: Really? Then I’m sorry for him.

Murder At Homecoming

Tyler: It’s Christmas! Are you all in a Christmas mood?!

Donovan: Merry crisis.

Stevie: Jingle bells, jingle bells, single all the way.

Peggy: Hoe hoe hoe.

Tyler: Guys, please.

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Peggy: Goodnight to the love of my life, Tyler, and fuck the rest of y'all.

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Peggy: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.

Tyler: *accidentally steps on a caterpillar, and then proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely*

Peggy: That one. I want that one.

[all-consuming-sea]

Autopsy Chatter

Picture a room. In the middle of that room, there's a man, perhaps a cashier, or a clerk, as typical as they come. Around the edges of the room and by the doorway, there's a few fresh corpses. The scene indicates that these bodies were not killed by natural means. No bullet holes, no signs of a fight, no blood, nothing.

You enter that room. The man in the middle notices your presence with panicked relief, and tells you he has no idea what's going on. Everyone started dropping like flies out of nowhere, he explains, his words tumbling over each other like an overflowing sink as he offers everything freely, even his life story leading up to this point. If you were a detective, this would be your dream scenario: The man that caused everything is begging for you to understand what happened. Reassured by your presence, he starts to calm down, and throws a morbid joke into the air.

And then you giggle. And then you laugh. And then, within two minutes, you die. Another corpse for the room. Another tally to his kills, accidental or not.

When one's an anomaly hunter or works in the containment business, you find out rather quickly that your job is not to be a detective. It is to find the source, disable or contain it, and leave alive. When in the field, every sound could be an infectious cognohazard trying to worm into your brain, and every moment allows the anomaly another opportunity to foil you. A man speaking more than he needs to is no different from him brandishing a knife, and he'll use it, intentionally or not, to kill you and everyone of your squadron. Treat every phrase that you didn't personally ask for as a ticking bomb.

Of course, you can't forget your own words might be dangerous in the case you're infected. At other times, speaking too much might lead to worse outcomes, even if no cognohazard is present. Thus, a special-yet-simple word game was made that anyone can learn, designed to put such liabilities through a filter that gives useful information while keeping it safe and vague.

"Autopsy Chatter" or "AutoC" is structured by three sentences: An analogous event that can be compared to the actual situation, but which is never the exact same per se. The main go-to will often be the death or cause of death of someone, though it's not strictly necessary. Those highly proficient in AutoC are able to use a single word to convey events instead of a sentence.

Then, a time of death is given, which allows people to encode different messages through the passage of time. Whereas seconds, minutes and hours are more straightforward as actual indicators of an anomalous effect's duration or frequency, when someone says "O'clock", it indicates a direction. When someone mentions years or decades, it indicates a quantity, either of people or more generally. It is recommended to give only a single time of death.

Finally, a weather is given. This conveys both a verdict of the overall danger, and the speaker's 'mood' and opinion on what course of action should be taken. One might state that it's cloudy with a chance of rain, to indicate that things are looking dubious with a chance of going bad, or say that it's comfortably sunny and good weather for a hat, to indicate a more positive outlook while still staying watchful.

Such coded messages are extremly easy to understand, to the degree that training courses exist for civilians, but difficult and abstract enough that without prior context, even the smartest of anomalies can mistake them for random sentences. As an example, it is suggested to take the first situation and imagine what the newly-blessed anomaly could've said to prevent putting others in jeopardy:

"Tourist hears a wonderful story and becomes smoke in the air. Takes around two minutes to dissipate. It'll rain."

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Weird question that i thought abt.

Could a shapeshifter split into multiple ppl?

Let's say that particular shapshifter can shape/expand into any amount of mass that they want to, would they thus be able to split into, lets say 4 ppl? If it cant rly split itsself up, but has to somehow be conected, for example trough a tiny "thead" that is attached to all 4 bodies, would it work?

Tho idk if the entity thus would have multiple brains and each contains one or each body has a bit of brain, or the "main body" has one and the others dont. If they all shared 1 brain would they all think the same thing at the same time since its actually 1 entity?

(My apologies for any grammer/spelling mistakes and if it doesnt make sense as to what i mean)

And to that if all bodies are active at the same time it would most likely be rly overwhelming to "see" trough all eyes at the same time.

Pretty sure that i wanted to write more but i already forgot -v-

⚠️TW⚠️ very weird question that came to my mind while writing

If one of the entity's body's would start consuming another, would that be c@nnib@lism or autoc@nnib@lism (the consumtion of one's selves)? And i dont mean consume as in idk fuse completely but eat.

(My apologies for any grammer/spelling mistakes and if it doesnt make sense as to what i mean)

Also idk if there is a possibility to blure texts so that the person reading it would have to click on it to read.

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Typical high precision scale used in quantitative chemical analysis

High Performance Weighing Equipment for the Laboratory

Analytical balances are highly accurate weighing instruments. Due to the sensitivity of the high-performance weighing cell, analytical balances are fitted with a draft shield to ensure a stable weighing environment. With capacity ranging from 52 to 520 g and readability from 0.002 to 1 mg, common analytical balance applications include sample and standard preparation, formulation, differential weighing, density determination, and pipette routine testing.

Balances from OHAUS Explorer's weighing cells precision-machined from a solid metal block, together with AutoCalTM provides exceptional accuracy and durability suitable for laboratory and industrial environments. Features such as four-level user management with password protection, and un-editable system log plus a high level of configurability make Explorer balances well suited for regulated applications. A detachable terminal with a large color touchscreen, programmable IR sensors, optional built-in Ionizer & automatic doors, and a frameless draftshield make Explorer balances easy & convenient to use. Intuitive Balances Designed for a Variety of NeedsAdventurer balances feature a color touchscreen, icon-based user interface, and an ergonomic design making them easy to configure and use. Features such as specialized weighing modes, multiple connectivity options, and AutoCal™ provide versatility and flexibility for a variety of applications. Durable construction, large weighing surfaces, a space-saving draftshield design, and full housing in-use cover allow for use in lab, education and industrial environments.

Combining Economy and High Performance for Essential Weighing The PX5 offers high accuracy and repeatability for essential weighing applications in laboratory, industrial and education settings at an economical price point. Featuring a cast metal lower housing, sub-pan and stainless steel weighing pan, the PX5 is durably constructed for versatile, long-term use. Pioneer features a second line display for additional information or guidance, a static removal bar for convenient grounding, and USB connectivity. Designed for Routine Weighing Applications in Your WorkplaceThe PR is equipped with 3 essential weighing modes, RS-232 connectivity for data transfer and storage, and internal calibration (in select models), making it ideal for routine weighing applications. Equipped with an easy-to-read, bright backlit display and a simple user interface, the PR is incredibly easy to operate, with almost no training required. The PR's small footprint saves desktop space while providing a large weighing surface. The PR is durably constructed, and features a stainless steel pan to withstand day-to-day use in the workplace.

Thank you for allowing Accurate Weighing Scales (U) Ltd the privilege to serve you in advance. For inquiries on deliveries contact us Office +256 (0) 705 577 823, +256 (0) 775 259 917 Address: Wandegeya KCCA Market South Wing, 2nd Floor Room SSF 036 Email: weighingscales@countrywinggroup.com

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Drick electronic analytical balance ideal for laboratory use

High Performance Weighing Equipment for the Laboratory

Analytical balances are highly accurate weighing instruments. Due to the sensitivity of the high-performance weighing cell, analytical balances are fitted with a draft shield to ensure a stable weighing environment. With capacity ranging from 52 to 520 g and readability from 0.002 to 1 mg, common analytical balance applications include sample and standard preparation, formulation, differential weighing, density determination, and pipette routine testing.

Balances from OHAUS Explorer's weighing cells precision-machined from a solid metal block, together with AutoCalTM provides exceptional accuracy and durability suitable for laboratory and industrial environments. Features such as four-level user management with password protection, and un-editable system log plus a high level of configurability make Explorer balances well suited for regulated applications. A detachable terminal with a large color touchscreen, programmable IR sensors, optional built-in Ionizer & automatic doors, and a frameless draftshield make Explorer balances easy & convenient to use. Intuitive Balances Designed for a Variety of NeedsAdventurer balances feature a color touchscreen, icon-based user interface, and an ergonomic design making them easy to configure and use. Features such as specialized weighing modes, multiple connectivity options, and AutoCal™ provide versatility and flexibility for a variety of applications. Durable construction, large weighing surfaces, a space-saving draftshield design, and full housing in-use cover allow for use in lab, education and industrial environments.

Combining Economy and High Performance for Essential Weighing The PX5 offers high accuracy and repeatability for essential weighing applications in laboratory, industrial and education settings at an economical price point. Featuring a cast metal lower housing, sub-pan and stainless steel weighing pan, the PX5 is durably constructed for versatile, long-term use. Pioneer features a second line display for additional information or guidance, a static removal bar for convenient grounding, and USB connectivity. Designed for Routine Weighing Applications in Your WorkplaceThe PR is equipped with 3 essential weighing modes, RS-232 connectivity for data transfer and storage, and internal calibration (in select models), making it ideal for routine weighing applications. Equipped with an easy-to-read, bright backlit display and a simple user interface, the PR is incredibly easy to operate, with almost no training required. The PR's small footprint saves desktop space while providing a large weighing surface. The PR is durably constructed, and features a stainless steel pan to withstand day-to-day use in the workplace.

Thank you for allowing Accurate Weighing Scales (U) Ltd the privilege to serve you in advance. For inquiries on deliveries contact us Office +256 (0) 705 577 823, +256 (0) 775 259 917 Address: Wandegeya KCCA Market South Wing, 2nd Floor Room SSF 036 Email: weighingscales@countrywinggroup.com

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High precision analytical balance with standard strategic analysis

High Performance Weighing Equipment for the Laboratory

Analytical balances are highly accurate weighing instruments. Due to the sensitivity of the high-performance weighing cell, analytical balances are fitted with a draft shield to ensure a stable weighing environment. With capacity ranging from 52 to 520 g and readability from 0.002 to 1 mg, common analytical balance applications include sample and standard preparation, formulation, differential weighing, density determination, and pipette routine testing.

Balances from OHAUS Explorer's weighing cells precision-machined from a solid metal block, together with AutoCalTM provides exceptional accuracy and durability suitable for laboratory and industrial environments. Features such as four-level user management with password protection, and un-editable system log plus a high level of configurability make Explorer balances well suited for regulated applications. A detachable terminal with a large color touchscreen, programmable IR sensors, optional built-in Ionizer & automatic doors, and a frameless draftshield make Explorer balances easy & convenient to use. Intuitive Balances Designed for a Variety of NeedsAdventurer balances feature a color touchscreen, icon-based user interface, and an ergonomic design making them easy to configure and use. Features such as specialized weighing modes, multiple connectivity options, and AutoCal™ provide versatility and flexibility for a variety of applications. Durable construction, large weighing surfaces, a space-saving draftshield design, and full housing in-use cover allow for use in lab, education and industrial environments.

Combining Economy and High Performance for Essential Weighing The PX5 offers high accuracy and repeatability for essential weighing applications in laboratory, industrial and education settings at an economical price point. Featuring a cast metal lower housing, sub-pan and stainless steel weighing pan, the PX5 is durably constructed for versatile, long-term use. Pioneer features a second line display for additional information or guidance, a static removal bar for convenient grounding, and USB connectivity. Designed for Routine Weighing Applications in Your WorkplaceThe PR is equipped with 3 essential weighing modes, RS-232 connectivity for data transfer and storage, and internal calibration (in select models), making it ideal for routine weighing applications. Equipped with an easy-to-read, bright backlit display and a simple user interface, the PR is incredibly easy to operate, with almost no training required. The PR's small footprint saves desktop space while providing a large weighing surface. The PR is durably constructed, and features a stainless steel pan to withstand day-to-day use in the workplace.

Thank you for allowing Accurate Weighing Scales (U) Ltd the privilege to serve you in advance. For inquiries on deliveries contact us Office +256 (0) 705 577 823, +256 (0) 775 259 917 Address: Wandegeya KCCA Market South Wing, 2nd Floor Room SSF 036 Email: weighingscales@countrywinggroup.com

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Precision balance with fast response and stable performance

High Performance Weighing Equipment for the Laboratory

Analytical balances are highly accurate weighing instruments. Due to the sensitivity of the high-performance weighing cell, analytical balances are fitted with a draft shield to ensure a stable weighing environment. With capacity ranging from 52 to 520 g and readability from 0.002 to 1 mg, common analytical balance applications include sample and standard preparation, formulation, differential weighing, density determination, and pipette routine testing.

Balances from OHAUS Explorer's weighing cells precision-machined from a solid metal block, together with AutoCalTM provides exceptional accuracy and durability suitable for laboratory and industrial environments. Features such as four-level user management with password protection, and un-editable system log plus a high level of configurability make Explorer balances well suited for regulated applications. A detachable terminal with a large color touchscreen, programmable IR sensors, optional built-in Ionizer & automatic doors, and a frameless draftshield make Explorer balances easy & convenient to use. Intuitive Balances Designed for a Variety of NeedsAdventurer balances feature a color touchscreen, icon-based user interface, and an ergonomic design making them easy to configure and use. Features such as specialized weighing modes, multiple connectivity options, and AutoCal™ provide versatility and flexibility for a variety of applications. Durable construction, large weighing surfaces, a space-saving draftshield design, and full housing in-use cover allow for use in lab, education and industrial environments.

Combining Economy and High Performance for Essential Weighing The PX5 offers high accuracy and repeatability for essential weighing applications in laboratory, industrial and education settings at an economical price point. Featuring a cast metal lower housing, sub-pan and stainless steel weighing pan, the PX5 is durably constructed for versatile, long-term use. Pioneer features a second line display for additional information or guidance, a static removal bar for convenient grounding, and USB connectivity. Designed for Routine Weighing Applications in Your WorkplaceThe PR is equipped with 3 essential weighing modes, RS-232 connectivity for data transfer and storage, and internal calibration (in select models), making it ideal for routine weighing applications. Equipped with an easy-to-read, bright backlit display and a simple user interface, the PR is incredibly easy to operate, with almost no training required. The PR's small footprint saves desktop space while providing a large weighing surface. The PR is durably constructed, and features a stainless steel pan to withstand day-to-day use in the workplace.

Thank you for allowing Accurate Weighing Scales (U) Ltd the privilege to serve you in advance. For inquiries on deliveries contact us Office +256 (0) 705 577 823, +256 (0) 775 259 917 Address: Wandegeya KCCA Market South Wing, 2nd Floor Room SSF 036 Email: weighingscales@countrywinggroup.com