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ornitharts · 2 months

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Bobby Dawn makes my blood boil.

The bit in the teaser for next ep really did me in. Kristen is at her lowest, she is expelled and knows that it doesn’t just fuck her up it fucks her friends over too, and this motherfucker is trying to convert her to Helio. Yolanda gave up worshiping a divinity to teach. She cared so much about her students and tried her best to help Kristen succeed. Buddy Dawn begins his 1st class practically preaching straight out of the fucking corn bible. He revels in the fact that his student is in tears because she’s vulnerable and he can convert her.

#can’t wait ti watch the bad kids kill him later #and his voice! awful awful man #Brennan has really done a fantastic job #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #fantasy high #fhjy spoilers #kristen applebees

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sheerakk · 9 months

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#was looking for some fics with these two #I imagine this is one of their first interactions and Hunter is already fed up with Darius #but Darius is just trying to get to know the successor of his mentor and check if he's at least a little bit capable of doing his job #he's also a little weirded out by the similarity between these two #basically I imagine Darius gave him a couple of vibe checks that Hunter had failed #and Hunter takes it as questoning his place in the coven #god darius design is so pink and awful #it's so jover uni starts tommorow #it's like the most boring drawing ever but I'm just still in my I have to get better at backgrounds era #and also if I'll draw 100 awful things I get a decent one eventually #it's like inktober but lasts your whole life and devours your soul in the process #no caption just pure tags now I understand those few people who keep reblogging all my tags cuz I give all the fucking context there #there's probably like 10 things I would spot tommorow that would fix the drawing a whole bunch but I just ...don't want to ig #the owl house #sheerak #the golden guard #darius deamonne #hunter toh #toh hunter #hunter deamonne #toh fanart #the owl house fanart #dadrius #not yet but #you guys most fellow toh fanartists moved on and fanart fiona and cake but I keep brainrotting the same stuff over and over #good old toh trashpile

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bixels · 22 days

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Bit of a weird question, but what is your overall least favorite thing about MLP?

Sparity.

#magicalgrimm #ask me #there’s a later season episode (post spike getting wings) that Tulli and I could not finish because it was so awful #where rarity’s feeling lonely without spike who’s grown up and moved on from his crush on her #so she gets extremely clingy and manipulatey to get this. teenage boy to pay attention and worship her again #and rarity gets visibly jealous of spike spending time with another teenage dragon girl #it’s extremely extremely creepy. by FAR rarity’s absolute worst rock bottom moment #actual textbook groomer behavior #and even worse the episode kinda shits on rarijack where rarity tried to replace spike with applejack in helping her #but aj fails and fucks things up and isn’t right for the job. so the episode implies spike is a better match with rarity than applejack #it’s just all sorts of wrong eugh.#sparity just sucks so bad I can’t believe a good chunk of bronies still ship them or consider them a viable ship #I’m fine with spike having a kid crush on rarity it happens with kids #but the more the writers just kept teasing and toying and baiting it. overstayed its welcome #especially because they have no chemistry. spike doesn’t have a reason for liking rarity other than “hot woman in her mid-20s’

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total-drama-brainrot · 4 months

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been thinking about assistant!noah using malicious compliance to get out of singing.

#yes it's that one alastor meme. i have an awful sense of humor what can i say?#this is so lazy. considering i rushed it out in about an hour and a half.#assistant!noah doing everything in his power to make chris suffer (without losing his job) is the ideal version of him #that includes regularly testing the show's language censoring department. gotta keep 'em on their toes.#is it obvious that i have no idea how comics work?#total drama #td noah #chris mclean #assistant noah #ophe doodles #memes #shitposting #tw suggestive

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2manyflannels · 1 year

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Do you think Death was chasing down puss in boots but kept on having to do his job every time one of the baker dozen died. He’d be so close and then do a Swiper “aw man” everytime because Big Jack Horner just kept on killing people

#puss in boots #spoilers #puss in boots the last wish #Big Jack Horner #Death (Puss In Boots)#Because all 13 of those guys died #and their deaths are to emphasize that Jack Horner is evil #because death isn’t funny in this movie even when presented as comical #because we see him #and because are favorite fearless hero sees him and is scared of him #we know we should be too #and if Death is the only one #like that time Puss had a panic attack Death was chasing after him #and like one of the dozen dies because Jack is awful #he has a job to do and he can’t let his pettiness get in the way

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satellitedusterart · 6 months

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intrusion

#my art #oc art #dahlia #the visual of the ufo in the bg was me trying to recreate a scene from a dream i had the night before i collected references #basic gist behind dahlia is that she's a homestead who performs odd jobs for family friends around town #''aw nice where do the aliens come in'' idk yet :3 i'll figure it out #rambler

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teioh · 1 month

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what is "egg discourse" and why is it not abt which way is the superior way to Cook the food item Egg

#just saw a awful blog try to defend calling ppl eggs and not respecting their boundaries #ur not doing helping anyone. its not ur job to do that for them. they can figure it out themselves.#softboiled eggs are wonderful btw. and poached. i like runny yolks #ur not doing helping anyone.... damn srry i typed that #just to clarify i dont mean this is not a discussion to have w friends #but when you joke abt it in regards to a stranger its a littleee.......

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florida3exclamationpoints · 1 month

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River + The Doctor + text posts pt. 5/?

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buffaluff · 4 months

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it’s nap time for the 118 (now in color!)

original (x)

#i am awful at coloring so please forgive the hack job #911 abc #buddie #hen wilson #chimney han #bobby nash #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buff art #oh no i’m gonna make a 9 1 1 tag now aren’t i #buddie supremacy #buddie fanart

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silverwhittlingknife · 2 months

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from this real advice column:

i see you person who wrote this sdfsdfdsf

#stephanie brown #at first i wasn't sure and then we got to 'she calls herself spoiler' and then i was sure sdfsdfs #nobody in the comments section seems to have twigged to it which makes it extra-amusing #there you are just having a tiring day at your job (supervillaining)#when your ungrateful teen daughter tries to RUIN IT (stop you from committing all the crime)#will she grow out of it or is this awful superhero stage here to stay #anyway people in the comment section were speculating about what damning details the writer was probably leaving out #however understandably nobody guessed 'crime spree'

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maudiemoods · 7 months

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Sun has been redesigned!! He looks better yay!

Also moon again so they're in the same post yay!

#fnaf iz au #maudiemoods art tag #moondrop #sundrop #i think theyd work in the nursery! like first irken contact after the smeets are born!#sun and moon guide the little ones to their jobs! (omg that sounds awful the irken race sucks JDJWKFJEKJDKAJS)#and sun and moon encouraged the young to fulfill their duties to the best they can and to the standards of the race l #idk maybe sun and moon have to terminate those who cant stay in line or do their job #BUT maybe they actually just hide the little defectives and raise them!

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kangals · 2 years

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I hate this stupid picture SO MUCH

I see it posted EVERYWHERE online and it’s always full of comments praising it and it just fills me with rage. Everything about this image is a terrible idea. Fuck this thing.

#ppl cooing over aw how sweet how cute how nice for the puppers ^w^#Then someone posts a pic of a dog with a creative/dyed groom job and ppl lose their minds concern-trolling #use common sense holy SHIT #I know it’s a dumb thing to get pressed over I know. Yet here I am.

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mamadarama · 2 months

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592 - ive noticed a lot of herp owners also like bugs so i hc that shinobu likes bugs too

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somegrumpynerd · 3 months

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When you find out years later that you accidentally named one of your henchmen

Image ID: A multi-panel comic featuring au sanses. Panel 1: In Killer's original universe. A dark figure stands in the foreground while Killer is sitting back in the snow, covered in blood. Killer says "wh-what are you?" Panel 2: The dark figure is Nightmare but only his smile is visible. He says "I am Nightmare, guardian of all negativity in the multiverse ...and I have a proposition for you, Sans." Panel 3: Nightmare's hand is outstreched, he says "Come with me willingly and I'll take you out of this desolate and barren universe and let you loose on many others." Panel 4: Killer is looking back at Nightmare warily, a thought bubble shows he is thinking "other universes...?". He says "...in exchange for what? What do you want with me?" Panel 5: Nightmare's tentacles are reaching out towards Killer. He says "I feed off the fear and misery and hatred in this world, stirring these up will keep me powerful enough to fight against the guardian of positivity. In short," Panel 6: Nightmare is looming over Killer now, his tentacles surrounding him. He says "I just need you to be a good little killer." The word killer is in red text. Panel 7: Killer is grasping Nightmare's hand, having accepted his offer. Panel 8: Now in a different au, Nightmare stands beside Killer as he taunts Dream, who is out of frame. He says "You're outnumbered now Dream, I have a killer with me this time." The word killer is in red text again. Panel 9: Dream is lying on the ground looking hurt and ruffed up. Killer is standing in the background, looking ready to continue beating Dream up. Nightmare says from out of frame "You should know better than to turn your back on a killer by now." The word killer is in red text again. Panel 10: Nightmare is standing by Killer again, looking smug. He says to Dream, who is not shown "You'll need more than that pathetic bow next time you meet with my killer here." The word killer is in red text again. Killer is looking towards Nightmare, pleased with this. Panel 11: We are now in Nightmare's castle, present day. It is revealed to be Killer telling these events to Dust, who looks bored. Killer says "-and the name stuck, so that's why I'm called Killer now." Dust says very quietly "did I ask" Panel 12: Nightmare is standing in the corner behind them, he looks very surprised and concerned after hearing all this. Text with an arrow pointing to him reads "Didn't realise he had done this." Killer from out of frame says "he doesn't really call me his killer anymore tho" with a frowny face. Dust, also out of frame, says "that's nice now shut up" End ID.

#UTDR #UTMV #My Art #Truce au #Killer Sans #Nightmare Sans #Remember when I said I wouldn't have that comic done? Sike I finished it earlier #Anyway you ever accidentally name a guy and don't realise until years later when he brings it up #Killer loves it because he feels special for getting his own name that's not just his au #(and also because he wants to be Nightmare's favourite and this is his evidence)#Nightmare hates this. He did NOT mean to name his henchman like a pet he feels awful #Maybe down the road Dream can convince him how much Killer loves it and he'll let it go #Killer absolutely hates being called sans he doesn't want to think about his old life #So the new job and name were kind of just what he needed at the start #Anyway I'm rambling. I just thought it was interesting Killer was one of the few to not be named for his au #And given the name it might be something Nightmare had a hand in #He also helped him find his signature look with the inverted clothes colours but we'll get to that another time this is already too long

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hugheses · 2 months

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4-7-24 by Rich Graessle

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#did a bad job removing the watermark #but i don’t really have it in me to purposefully fix his awful chin hair #jack hughes

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sandymybeloved · 1 year

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honestly the Doctor should be so grateful Martha is even still around in Utopia, considering in the last story she spent months working in a shop in the 60s, and the one immediately before THAT she spent months being his maid in the 1910s. I'm surprised she didn't just walk out the second they landed in modern day Cardiff

#doctor who #martha jones #she might be my favourite 10 companion #god the show did her so dirty #she's supposed to be having fun adventures in time and space #but instead she has to have day jobs #and not even ones that have her use her medical training #in times that would have been awful for her #why is the doctor not spending every second of utopia apologising profusely #thanking her non stop

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