#azrem

[bytchysylvy]

Just look up to the stars And believe who you are 'Cause it's quite alright And so long, goodbye

[ebenizr]

This is Azrem's style sheet! (The artwork is not mine, and is all pulled from Pinterest or other online sources.)

Azrem covers her face, hair, and skin in public partially for religious reasons in the dnd world, and her fashion is definitely due to some of the amazing niqabs and hijabs I have seen. Being from Khur, a desert country, it's also very practical for her to wear multiple light layers of fabric and covering all her skin from the elements. She does have a prosthetic arm that she sometimes ornaments for special occasions. She just as often foregoes the prosthetic altogether though.

She has two distinct styles. One is mostly practical, though she still has a penchant for finer versions of practical things. She's a knight and a blacksmith, so flashy isn't really helpful there. The other is much more ornamental and traditional which she brings out on special occasions that call for it.

(I learned so much going down a researching rabbit hole to pay homage to some of the real world cultural inspirations for Khur in DnD's Dragonlance. The two accessories are real world items. The gold bull is from ancient Persia, and the face covering is, as far as I am aware, a wedding outfit for a Bedouin woman.

Saying that, I want to be clear that Azrem is a fictional character in a fictional world, and that that in making this I mean absolutely no disrespect to the cultural significance of these references. Each comes with its own history and significance. This is my own exercise in learning about and appreciating cultural fashions that are different from my own. If I've made a mistake, please don't hesitate to let me know.)

I absolutely loved making these, and definitely want to make ones for other OC's!

And here's the original template!

Thanks to @napo-leo-art for the original 🧡

[thehighladywrites]

— “He’s seriously going to be tutoring me?”

pairing: nerd!azriel x ditzy/bimbo!reader, fem reader

summary: You have people helping you in every class but not maths, aka why you’re failing the class. You can’t flirt your way out of this class so you’re assigned a tutor. The one person you absolutely shouldn’t be with.

warnings: swearing, azriel being arrogant bc he is smart, reader hating on az a bit, reader is kind stuck up but we roll

amara’s note: okay so this is the newest series in the bimbo universe and they will be shorter than airhead chronicles, just letting y’all know. Anyways I hope u enjoy and if u find anything grammatically incorrect, your eyes are just deceiving you💗

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Azriel couldn’t care less about popularity and the hierarchy in college. He’s just there for his classes and then dips. He doesn’t socialize and he certainly doesn’t bother himself with making friends or looking approachable. His biggest focus is on graduating with the best grades and getting a good job.

You on the other hand care more about your reputation and popularity than school itself, so it’s really no wonder you’re failing your maths class. But a sweetheart like yourself got tricks up her sleeve. You use people for homework and assignments, going to the quiet, nerdy guys and making them fall head over heels so they help you out.

“Hi! Aren’t we in the same history class?”

The lanky boy looks around to see if it’s really him you’re talking to.

“U-um yes we do, i-i mean we are.”

You supress your smile at his nervousness, it’s kind of sweet but you could totally not tell your friends, they would trash your reputation.

“I thought it was you! Hey, can I ask about the latest assignment? I really don’t understand it and i could really use some help.”

Your boobs are practically spilling out of your shirt as you get closer.

The boy perks up and his eyes shine brighter,

“It’s okay I could do it for you and then explain it!”

“Oh, no I couldn’t accept that!”

He smiles, flashing his braces and nods quicker,

“I promise it’s okay, I’ll help you out!”

Bingo.

“Oh you’re so sweet, thank you! I’ll see you around!”

You give him a sickly sweet smile and turn to leave, swaying your hips extra for a little show. To seal the deal, you turn around and blow him a kiss.

You feel awful taking advantage of people but you would be in their position was it not for your so called friends and looks. But that is how you basically have someone helping you in every class.

Except maths. Fucking maths was the hardest class you had and there was really no one there to help you. So you had to go to your teacher. Unfortunately she wasn’t someone who could be sweet talked so she just assigned you a tutor.

This was the only time your charms had failed and it infuriated you extremely. Well whatever, you just hope whatever loser they put you with isn’t able to resist you.

“Ms. L/N, you will be tutored by Azriel. He is sitting in the back. Introduce yourself and make yourself familiar with him. You will spend the entire year together after all.”

Fucking hell. The entire year? And by Azriel no less? How could you possibly hide this from your friends and boyfriend. Suppose, you’d have to make your rules very clear for him.

You reluctantly nodded to your teacher before making your way to the back of the lecture hall.

You knew of Azriel or Azrem or Azet or whatever his name was. He was the quiet, insufferable know-it-all. He was always getting questions right and thought he was better than everybody because he was the smartest here.

He was an annoying nerd with no friends and no social life. You’d absolutely die if you were caught talking to him.

He was hiding behind a book. You rolled your eyes and made your presence known by clearing your throat.

“Excuse me, you’re my tutor.”

He just moved his bag from the chair next to him and put it on the floor. You were still confused, was this him or not?

He sighed before lowering his book and looking you in the eyes.

You gasped at his face. This guy was the most beautiful man you had ever seen in your entire life. His hazel eyes stared right into yours. His dark hair, brows, and lashes contrasted beautifully against his tan skin. His eyes had dark circles under them and he kinda looked like he was dying. His nose was straight, and he had beautiful, plump lips.

You didn’t think men looking like this would be your type but your eyes practically became hearts.

He was wearing a large sweater that hid his body from you so there wasn’t really any way of knowing if he was skinny or buff, but you went with skinny. Guys like him always are.

To top it off, he had those glasses you and your friends called slutty glasses.

Holy fuck he looked good. How on earth had you not noticed his face before? You would totally fuck a guy like him.

His cheeks started to heat at the intensity of your gaze.

“Um, are you just going to stand? You can sit down here.”

You snapped out of your haze and settled next to him. He smelled delicious too. Ugh, why couldn’t he be your boyfriend instead? Wait, no, you shouldn’t have such thoughts about a nobody like him.

“Are you good at maths?”

A stupid question really, but you just had to know more about him.

“I study comp sci and i’m doing a minors in Mathematics, obviously I am.”

No wonder he has zero friends, what an arrogant ass.

“What is comp sci?”

“Computer science”

What the hell is computer science?

“Like biology for computers or something?”

He looked at you, not knowing if you were joking or really just asked him that. But he decided to answer anyways,

“It is the art and science of solving complex problems using algorithms, logical reasoning, and programming languages. It involves understanding how computers work, developing software, and exploring ways to enhance computational efficiency and problem-solving capabilities.”

Yeah, not a single thing he said was sticking to you. It all went in one ear and out the other. Atleast his voice was hot.

He notices immediately that you didn’t understand anything, blushing a bit, he just tells you to sit there for the rest of the class and just look at how he solves the questions.

You just look at the way his hands the entire time if you’re honest.

After class, you invite him back to your place, ensuring it's after hours with no one around. Luckily, you live in an off-campus apartment, so no one would see you fraternizing with someone you shouldn’t.

“Alright, Astem, we like gotta have some rules, okay? You can’t speak to me if we’re not in my apartment, got it? Like you can’t even be looking my way. Actually, I’ll give you my number but don’t save it as my name. I’ll text you when you can come over and help me, capiche?”

You look at him with raised eyebrows, waiting for him to say he understands.

“Oh, Okay. And my name is Azriel.”

“Yeah, okay. Come in. And don’t touch my stuff. You might have cooties.”

He pushes his glasses up after bending down and removing his shoes.

“I assure you, I’m very hygenic.”

You’re not excited to learn anything at all but Azriel takes on the challenge, since professor Lawder promised that this would look good in his cv.

Let’s just see how good of a tutor he is…

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[bytchysylvy-art]

alright lightning round lightning round lets goooo

you know this is sf because mokubat is lovingly making a meal big enough for everyone and like, two people are eating

you know this isnt canon because if udysna saw kayanit’s tits she would immediately 180 on the radical pacifism and become a warmonger so hawkish she could hold office in the united states.

lumiverys is trying to figure out how to hit on liz, not a joke just a clarification

oasis stealing bread, rydara having bread he was going for snatched. Thats leaked sou and sf content.

hydrel thought casarin was choking and began Heimlich appropriately only to find he was mistaken, ah, its all good, simple heterosexual mistakes : )

mazhonik didnt make it because 1 where the fuck would panatyl fit? 2 they are here just in spirit (top left glydenoras bottom left kudelsa top right panatyl bottom right buvikiro) 3 where would buvikiro’s tits fit?

there’s a lot of actual worldbuilding touches I could point out. I wont. what are you going to do about it

i woke up at 6 walked 5.5 miles with no breakfast in full demin and leather boots with no socks just to come home and draw every Team Protagonist oc i have. Like comment subscribe click that bell for more manic depressive antics! 

something something soup reboot, leaked soup content, ect ect

i wish i was azrem

i wish i was latikam

norket 🙌

[ovo-frenchstyle]

Roue Azrem Makio Cruz & Skifo - SWM & SDR crew - Paris 10-2021

[arteartema]

Mi recuento de ataques hasta el momento~

Los personajes a los que ataqué en artfight van en el respectivo orden de las imágenes, son personajes geniales a los que amé dibujar n.n

Jeromee - @MichaelSilverl1 (on twitter)

Bravi Oak Finn - @liatris_rn

Gohai - @DENelivio

Sora- @chesi_bs

Roman de https://artfight.net/~justafan

azrem - @CremitaCream

Beka - @gatitowo

[delightfulcupcakeperson-blog]

irem derici nazende sevgilim Slow azrem derici nazende sevgilim Slow az

[bytchysylvy]

Dathevar/Medinyolv 4, 22, 27

Casarin/Hydrel 18, 20, 29

Vokutlvek/Azrem 2, 17, 23

DATHEVAR/MEDINYOLV

Favorite non-sexual activity?

bitching at each other about the other one. you said non sexual, my bad.

Who cooks more/who is better at cooking?

Medinyolv but not like, by much. At least they cook for themself, dathevar can boil water and reheat some traveling rations but gets fed by the kitchen master nightly.

Who would sing to their child back to sleep?

dathevar one fear is somehow accidentally breeding this lunatic, however having three kids already he has a more natural instinct for childcare.

CASARIN/HYDREL

Who leaves little notes in the other’s one lunch? (Bonus: what does it usually say?)

on days hydrel goes to work he makes casarin a lunch to have while he's gone, leaving a little note with it when he sleeps in. Often a reminder of things casarin might need to get done today or words he might need to hear if he suspects the big sleepy tired might be something bigger. And a "I love you" of course, platonically.

What do their family/friends think of their relationship?

on casarin's side everyone is supportive, if a bit surprised that son of the priest would become openly roommated to him. i mean they all knew they were best friends but roommates? who'd've seen that coming?? Whoa!

dont worry about hydrel's side.

one headcanon about this OTP that breaks your heart

the way it ends. A lot of it requires spoiler knowledge and lore to fully comprehend but the basics of it is a bittersweet ending. Hydrel's finally succumbing to his illness and is unaware of who casarin is but just knowing he's safe with him. Casarin can only think about the good run they had and how its all going to be over soon, it starts breaking his heart in a physical way. He doesn't know which of them will go first but both options hurt more than the other.

Alex finds them hand in hand in their bed but without a clear answer which one went first, but ultimately we know they died at the same time.

VOKUTLVEK/AZREM

Big spoon/Little spoon?

Vokutlvek likes to be the big spoon but allows azrem to be the big spoon on occasion.

Who says I love you first?

azrem is the first to say it, vokutlvek is a quiet guy and doesn't voice his love through words very often. but the first to greet the other with a warm nuzzle? vokutlvek.

Who comes up with cheesy pick up lines?

azrem also for the above reason, vokutlvek responds to these with the same expression he always has

[bytchysylvy]

you think it'd be either casarin or hydrel who's have the most put together playlist but weirdly enough its alex and it slaps i think

[bytchysylvy]

BODY THOUGHTS ESSAY PART 3/3

SOU CAST

(they werent meant to be spoilers but i forgot to mention it before so now its going to feel like a punch i guess, brace or dodge bitch)

rydara has a lot of mixed emotions because on one hand, he is soft and buff just as the vazuvyn ideals predicted, but on the other he is highly influenced by mortal media which looks at his build and the general largeness of vazuvyr with disgust. Dont even get him started about being a trans man while being the last child of udysna in a matriarchal society we dont have time for it. He is deeply insecure about his body and the binge eating problem isn't helping.

dathevar likes to think himself as the worlds fattest fuck and hopes to get fatter actually. his weight grounds his telekinesis and makes him literally, measurably more powerful than you could ever know. Hopes you bully him for it too because thats his kink. We are dealing with a sick fuck pervert here and we are all trapped on this planet with him.

vokutlvek has what theyre calling "post occupation syndrome" which is a self explanatory catch all diagnosis. For him it looks like his heart randomly giving out and fainting, chronic fatigue, the inability to get the strength he once had back, and erectile dysfunction. Only the other syrodsik and a few doctors know about it, he's too insecure about what's going on with him to be open about it. The fact he isn't as lean as he used to be gets to him despite the fact that most vazuvyr who lived through the occupation are now chubbier than they were before it, and its seen as a good thing, because to him its a reminder of whats going on. His body takes up more space now and he has nothing to show for it. Fears one day all his strength will be gone and he will be a useless drain on his kin.

azrem is a typical anorexic. Granted it comes less from a place of appearance and more that he is hypersensitive and gaining five pounds will feel like carrying a small child on him. And he already feels weak tired and exhausted for reasons no one could possible know so he cant afford to carry around more weight. While his appearance is very much not the vazuvyn ideal for a man he knows there is a subset of those who like his body type (such as his husband) and he tries his best to stay all dolled up to maintain that boytoy look.

qamkii is a perfectly plump little juicy pear of a man. he knows what he has. no notes.

medinyolv suffers from the dysphoria of wanting to turn themself into a dragon or perhaps a griffin. Outside this, they do not think much of their body except for how annoying it is to be so, so tiny among these giants. Its hard to let beauty standards get to you when you literally do not have a body like everyone around you.

udysna much enjoys being big and soft. its not that deep, she likes to roll down hills and likes having all the cushion she can have. she doesn't think, let alone about what mortal's think of her body.

norket knows he is a creature of great beauty and should never hide

the feelings silence has toward his body are beyond words, neither in a positive or negative way just. weird to exist like this but completely natural to do so

debatable if unknown has a body but if they do then its perfect

raqa is the most insecure specimen known to science. she could blow away in the breeze at any moment and is constantly aware of this. thinness being favored by mortals doesn't make her feel any better, vazuvyn women don't look like that, they arent skinny, who wants skinny bitches. she doesn't. she was spotted in seattle in need of a fat bitch.

panatyl loves her body because she will use it to tear you apart. doesnt know who attractiveness is or what it is.

glydenoras is ok. She's at an age where she has her clique of people who are attracted and available to her. Doesn't need much else other than that. Gets a little annoyed that people will think she's pregnant and ask considering how much trauma she has around it with all but one of her children being dead.

kudelsa has the benefit of being an age-old beauty ideal. Full hourglass figure complete with a thick waist. Of course she has a good relationship with her body. Though she keeps her attire reserved because its something sacred for only a few worthy of it. Her body is a temple, she takes care of it like one.

buvikiro is in the same boat but also is a beauty ideal for mortals since he has that stupid tiny waist. Knows she's a sex symbol to both mortals and vazuvyr dresses to appeal to both groups. Her body is an amusement park, open to anyone who can pay the fee.

[bytchysylvy]

Oasis: 1, Latikam: 7, Casarin: 10, Hydrel: 18

(oasis) What’s the maximum amount of time your character can sit still with nothing to do?

Approximately 10 minutes. This assumes "nothing" does not include keeping a watch out, navigation, watching to make sure casarin is paying attention, making snide comments and flipping off other pilots while on the ship. If he's being responsible she likes to go harass alex in the back. On land she's always wandering off on her own away from casarin either picking up essentials he's forgotten again or non essentials lol. She can also be found playing "lets throw bricks at susarikas" (he loves it) to pass the time.

If there's NOTHING to do, she's trapped just waiting, she'll usually pull something she uh found in the street (finders keepers) and carve into it with her knife. No this is mine, see its got my name on it and a little pony too, oh and on this side its got a snake eating a watermelon.

(latikam) What triggers nostalgia for them, most often? Do they enjoy that feeling?

The thing with living for centuries is that at a certain point, everything and nothing causes nostalgic, its the experience of every vazuvyr. BUT latikam has lived through the occupation AND does not live in his homeland anymore, in a way he is a child who remembers past lives but cannot apply any of it to this one. The biggest trigger is that mokubat learned how to cook from vokutlvek, and while they have their different styles every now and then something lines up, he can taste his brothers work in his sons. Its... a lot. Thats the taste he's known through centuries of heartache and love and pain and joy and healing, yet for once he's not here for it. The person who's always been there to run to, lay his head on, and protected him isn't there this time. Somehow disorientating and grounding at the same time.

Seeing casarin and hydrel also remind him A LOT of vokutlvek and azrem. Their stupid little dramas, playing footsies at the table, shoving food into his mouth. Latikam said "I know what you are".

(casarin) What lie do they most frequently remember telling? Does it haunt them?

God why did you have pick THIS one for him how did you hone in on this choice. My man keeps repeatedly telling a very specific lie about how okay he is. "haunted" probably isnt the word Id pick exactly. During sf its less of the burden of knowing he lied and more of the fear of someone finding out the truth. And in act 2 when someone confronts him about it he doubles down on "everything is fine" until he's dragged kicking and screaming to the warm saucer of milk. At the end of his life he looks at those years and realizes how stupid he was for putting himself through it and not asking for help, especially now recognizing fjinmars and adaen saw the problem and wanted to help him but he never gave them the chance, but at this point he's too preoccupied by the good run they had and how thats going to be gone.

A specific instance he told this lie to his mother, who he never lies to because she is telepathic, clocked him immediately and he broke down about the whole thing. The thing that hurts him is that he doesnt know why he lied, mama never made him feel bad about this before, he just... felt guilty and embarrassed about all this. idk.

(hydrel) What embarrasses them?

The austisms. He's had people "just tease" him for his expressions and taking things literally and when he's last to the joke. Doesnt like to ask what people mean by things because that usually makes it worse. It's not obvious in the main script but its worth noticing how much differently he acts with his family vs with casarin. Weird. Sure its nothing. Also bringing up past incidents is the fastest way to get 🧑‍🤝‍🧑-- points with him, VERY embarrassed when he realized after the fact he overreacted or was rude when he didnt mean to be. Just let him learn and move on.

Also extremely embarrassed if you catch him farting lmao. How dare you accuse him of having a bodily function. I want a bestie divorce.

[bytchysylvy]

these are the beasts i worship (boys, shoes, tiktaalik) 

[bytchysylvy-art]

the boys

elder son of udysna

son-in-law of udysna

middle son of udysna

youngest son of udysna

grandson of udysna

[bytchysylvy-art]

TELL ME THERES NO OTHER

i live under a rock and found out that rob halford was gay and lost my whole mind an overwhelming primal sense of purpose bludgeoned me at 80mph and i blacked out im thriving flourishing even i dont know where i went but it was beautiful

[bytchysylvy]

the story of vokutlvek and azrem’s relationship is basically Feral Twink lives in the woods for years sad and alone until a bear shows up and shares a fish he caught with him and now they’re married, and that basically makes him a mary sue

[bytchysylvy]

never fucking talk to me about size differences you dont know shit you dont know shit!!!!!!!